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2023.06.04 13:43 noforkstogive Beginner gel nails on natural nails. Where do I start?
I'm interested in doing my own gel nails for fun, and while there are great resources out there, I'm getting overwhelmed! I'm hoping to get some pointers on where to start/what to buy after describing some of the goals I'm after :)
Goals: I'll most likely work on my own natural nails (so no need to learn about extensions for now). I'd like to get good at nail art, so I'm thinking something like a peel-off base would allow me to change nail designs frequently. Also, should I buy tips and a nail stand to practice painting and drawing designs on?
I'm also confused about what polishes to buy and what order I should do things in. Is this the correct order based on what I want to achieve above?
- Prep nails (do I need to buff them too?)
- Base coat (in this case a peel off gel like Jello Jello?)
- Cure nails
- Gel polish colour coat / cure nails (repeat as necessary)
- Top coat
- Cure nails
If anyone has tips for beginners please let me know!
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2023.06.04 13:35 fillifantes Blood in snot and mucus over a long period.
28M, no medical conditions or known allergies. I have been smoking cigarettes and weed regularly for ten years.
In January I experienced getting a significant amount of blood in my spit, and since then I have been getting small amounts of blood either in my spit or in my snot when I blow my nose. Now it is mostly these dark red/black clumps of snot, and not running blood.
I have been to a nose and throat specialist and they told me it is most likely caused by cold air and dryness, and that they did not find any irregularities, but this is about two months ago now and I am worried that the wound does not seem to have healed.
I have cut down my smoking significantly since January (about half a cigarette a day), and currently I am not smoking.
I this something I should be worried about? Should I contact my doctor again since it has not ceased for a period of five months?
Thanks in advance.
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2023.06.04 13:19 saintsweatshirt [RF] A Man of Some Renown
The Order of Prince Yaroslav the Wise, fifth class, is the highest rank a Ukrainian foreign national can achieve. Its newest inductee is back home in Florida and has been in the shower so long he’s lost track of time. His feel for the present moment will return in about thirty seconds when the hot water runs out. His hair has been both shampooed and conditioned. His body throughly soaped. It’s the shower’s warm solitude he cannot leave. There is plenty to do today; an interview at a radio station at eleven, lunch with his sponsor, an early dinner at his mom’s pastor’s. All of them want to know more about his experience overseas, they want to know how the war is progressing, they want to hear how he went from Highland Hills High School to war hero. What they don’t want to hear, what David does not want to hear, is how cold his new found notoriety makes him feel. Before can explore his melancholy any further, the hot water goes. The steam rising above the shower clears as a lukewarm solution rinses the remaining soap and warmth off David’s body. He remembers taking similarly cold showers in Ukraine, and how happy he was to have them. It’s shocking how clean a man can get with a half full bucket of water and a couple of towels.
“Ah look at Abie! Clean enough for a Russian bitch.” says Bone in his thick provincial accent. Words David can’t remember Bone actually saying or they only sound like something he would say. Sitting around waiting for mechanics, waiting on orders, waiting on food, waiting on the Russians to start shooting, David didn’t know war could be so boring. The only thing Bone said he liked more than killing Russians was fucking them. The rest of the guys in the platoon knew Bone was probably lying, but he was their instructor, and they were the international volunteers, so he was never questioned. He was the only person in their platoon who spoke Russian and Ukrainian and English. One guy, this kid from Belgium, called Bone a cunt after failing to pull the pen on a grenade during a training exercise, and Bone gave it to him.
“What is this? You do not have to pull pens in Belgium? Or do you like to give your enemies the grenade so they can throw it back?” said Bone. He then effeminately ran around the kid saying, “Here Mr. German. Take my grenade. They are loud and I am afraid.” Bone comes back to his real voice. “Killing Russians is no different than driving a truck. It is your job. Don’t think. Don’t be like this Belgian. Pull the pin. Kill Russians.” The Belgian kid said something to Bone but no one knew what it was because no one spoke French. This didn’t stop Bone from hitting him in the face so hard it broke his nose. The kid quit later that day, and Bone got written up which David told him is like a kid being put in timeout during a house invasion.
“What is this time out?” Bone asked.
The water is cold so David gets out. In the kitchen his mother goes over the day’s itinerary again, just to be thorough she adds.
“Do you know where you are going David? No, sorry. Do you know where you are going Abie?” she asks as David grabs a breakfast banana.
“Yes ma’am.”
“You know parking can be difficult downtown. Be sure to take quarters for the meter.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“And be sure to be yourself. I hope they are nice to you. You know how the media likes to spin things these days. I don’t think they are too liberal but don’t let them put words in your mouth. If they ask you something you don’t want to answer, you just say ‘No comment'. You just tell your story. You are a hero. And then you’ll meet with Fred, and then dinner at Pastor's. Be there at four. If it’s ok with you I’m going to bring the medal. Pastor will want to see it. He’s a big fan of Zelensky.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Ok. Enough doting. That’s all you’re getting out to me today. Are you excited? Isn’t this exciting? News Radio 950 is doing a story about you. They want to hear about their local war hero…and that’s you. Give me a hug and get going before you are late.”
“Yes ma’am.”
In his car, David listens to Domination by Pantera at full volume. The heavy riffs, screaming and terrifying drums raise his spirit. Bone used to play it all the time. David hasn’t prepared anything for save his memory of his time in Ukraine. Perhaps Bone is giving an interview somewhere? You didn’t do anything wrong, he tells himself as he opens the station’s door. Inside he finds an attractive, young woman named Sara who has been emailing him for the past several weeks.
“Nice to officially meet. Right this way.”
David does his best not to stare at her as she leads him through corridor of offices and hallways.
“She looks nice. Go into an office with her.” says Bone.
“We’ve all been looking forward to having a more in-depth conversation with you. Our programming producer, who is also named David, will be asking you most of the questions. But I begged him to let me ask some too, so you might say I will also be interviewing you. I hope that’s ok?”
Sara’s blonde hair folds into a neat part on the left side of her head. David pictures her styling it in her bathroom, in a bathrobe. It’s been a while since he has smelled perfume. He found a bottle in an abandoned apartment in Zaporizhzhia and kept it. It had some Chinese lettering he couldn’t read, but it smelt nice. Some of the guys teased him when they found it saying he was going to attract Russian because he smelt like an Asian. Sara’s perfume smells expensive and French. She introduces him to David the producer and the three of them find three seats on the end of a conference room table. Sara sits on the same side as David. After introductions, David starts the interview by saying even though he is not sure exactly when the piece will air, he is certain it will before the end of the month. He then adds something about how David is a hero for doing what he did.
“So tell us how you found yourself in Ukraine?”
“Well it was pretty easy really. I went online and volunteered for the IVB, that was the name of my unit, the International Volunteer Brigade. I don’t think I talked to a real person until I booked my flight to Poland. It was mostly just forms I was filling out online. So yeah it was pretty easy. So I landed in Krakow and my recruiter picked me up. I stayed in a hotel for a few days while we waited on a couple more guys to show up. One was from Spain, another from Portugal. The Portuguese guy never showed, or if he did he didn’t come with us. I guess he could have volunteered with another outfit. I guess that’s the thing about the war I didn’t really expect. We were always just kinda losing people. And I don’t mean they were killed, although a lot of them were. I mean guys would just be with you one minute and gone the next. And then you’d find them a week later and I go, ‘Where have you been?’ ‘Oh I’ve been in Dnipro’ or ‘Oh I got picked up by the Regs.’ It was crazy. The only place where that didn’t happen was the front.”
“Who do you mean by ‘the Regs?’” asks David.
“The regular army. The Ukrainians. The good guys we were there to help. Sometimes they would be short a man so they’d just nab one of the volunteers. That was a bad gig. The Ukrainians wanted their most motivated guys fighting in the worst places. I only had to do it a couple of times, but…it was not something I did and wanted to do again. ”
David rubs his hand over his arm. He can’t smell the hot blonde anymore, only trench dirt and gun oil. The soil of Donetsk had a deep brown color to it he always enjoyed. Even with snipers supposedly in the area, digging was one of his favorite jobs. The earth smelled vibrant, full of worms and nitrogen and reminded him of his granddad, coming in from a day of field work, his jeans and boots caked in a rich layer of his land.
“So tell us what is it like being a hometown celebrity?” asks Sara. “You’re from here so people already know you, but what’s it like now? I mean now, gosh, everyone i know has been talking about this kid from Highland who won a medal from Zelensky. Did you get to bring it by the way? You were on the national news. It was NBC, but still…”
A bouquet of scents and questions. David looks across the room and sees Bone sitting with a heavy slouch in a chair at the other end of the conference table. He looks rough; still alive but not by much. He sits holding his side, his chin on his chest.
“It’s neat I guess. I walk down the street and people call my name. I take lots of pictures with people. Everyone is really nice. I felt like I was kinda a wallflower before.It’s something I think lots of people think about experiencing. I know I did, I just never thought it would be for this.”
“What did you want to be when you were a boy?” asks Sara.
“I don’t know. The normal stuff; doctor, fireman, my Dad was in sales, so not that. I think about it a lot. I think mostly I just wanted to be good. I didn’t like getting into trouble.”
“Oh my gosh, I was the exact same.” says Sara. Then durning her boss she adds “David, I don’t know if you knew this about me and this David, but we actually went to Highland High at the same time. I was a senior when you would have been a freshman, but I swear I remember you. I thought you were cute.”
“Don’t be trying to steal my assistant Dave. Can I call you Dave?”
“David’s fine.”
Bone perks up and tells them to call him Abie
“Ok so let’s get back on track. You’re over there, you’re fighting Russians, you’re helping the Ukrainians, can you tell us, what was that like?”
“What is war like?”
“Yeah the war, but you’re doing a good thing. You volunteered to help an oppressed people, to fight against tyranny, something I think our listeners think our government should have done a long time ago. But while our President sits on his ass, you bravely go do the thing that needs be done. God it must have been exhilarating, but I don’t know, I don’t want to put words in your mouth.”
Bone lays his head back on the desk and says something David can’t quite make out but thinks he knows what his commander is saying.
“Meta.”
“What?” asks David.
“It’s a Ukrainian word I learned while over there. It means purpose, but more than just doing a job, it’s your calling. It’s a word the priests with the beards use a lot. Everyday I knew exactly what was expected of me and what I could expect from everyone around me. I had clarity for the first time in my life. I felt like I could see for miles in every direction, like sitting on the roof watching all the cars going by.”
Bone stands up out of his chair and walks out of the office.
“Even when I was scared I knew that was to be expected. And when I was tired, I knew that too was to be expected. And when I was hungry, and wet, and cold, and angry enough to kill. I knew that too was to be expected because war is a cauldron. Everything gets boiled into a singularity. It’s terrifying but also pretty damn motivating. What sucks is that I can already feel everything starting to get cloudy again.”
Leaning his belly against the table, David leans in to ask his next question as if he does not want to be heard.
“Did you, you know…and this will be off the record…did you kill anyone else?”
Sara places her empty hand on the table, an offering for David to hold should his answer prove too much. But David knows the answer is not too much for his has thought of little else.
“Nope. Just the one.”
After another few minutes of hearing how brave he has been, how proud his family must be and how grateful the station is to have him come in, the interview is over. The producer shakes David’s hand and Sara walks him out. She mentions that friends of her’s are going to a new bar in the Depot and suggests David should come too. He says he can come but it will be late because he has dinner plans. “That’s ok. I’ll be there pretty late.”
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Only a few blocks from the radio station, David pulls into a Waffle House parking lot. There is condensation on the windows of the building and cigarette butts near the door. Nothing here breathes well, David notes. Inside he finds his old sponsor sitting at booth by himself. David sees Fred before Fred sees him and for a moment considers leaving. However, he sees Bone sits in the corner of the restaurant, smiling and looking to flirt with a chubby waitress with grown sons.
“How the hell are you Abie?” says Fred. No turning back now.
“Sober for today.”
“Me too.”
The pair order eggs, toast and bacon. The cook makes each of them a waffle on the house after recognizing David. He finishes his plate before Fred can finish a piece of toast. Meals happen quick on the battlefield and David can’t seem to slow himself down long to enjoy his food. Bone is no longer in the corner. David sees him moving around the room; following an old lady into the restroom. He comes out with a grotesque look on his face. “That little woman took the biggest shit I’ve ever seen! Abie, come and look at it. It won’t flush. Call in a drone strike. We are going to have to pull back!”
“So” says Fred, “Mr. War Hero, how are you really? You’ve got recognition, a war recommendation, you’re doing interviews, you still got your sobriety. Life seems to be going well, but…”
“How I am really?” When he was in NA Fred could always sniff out if he was high. As his sponsor that was his job, but David never liked it. I know you say you’re fine, but how are your really. Effective, but crude. Fred taps his finger to the tip of his nose. Bingo kid. David looks around the room for Bone but doesn’t find him.
“I’m good man. Things are going well. Everyone always asks me how I’m doing, but I’m really fine. I honestly don’t feel much different than when I left. Same shit different day you know? Girls come up to me now, so that’s different I guess. So…yeah…things are good. Still sober. No real temptation to go back down that road. Been working the Steps since I got back. Doing the work. I didn’t even think about getting high when I was over there. I’m serious. Not once. I’ve got a therapist that I’m seeing. She’s really smart. And I get to see her for free. It’s part of some rehabilitation program from the federal government. I’m moving out of my Mom’s soon. I found an apartment through the church she goes to. There is a guy there who owns a bunch of places and he hooked me up with a really nice place for really cheap. He gave us a really good deal on it. The same guy said I could come work for him too when I felt I was ready. He has a real estate business and said he is always looking for new realtors. With my story, he told me, he thinks I could to really well.”
Bone sits in the booth next to Fred. His face his clean, empty. Without blinking, moving or saying anything he stares at David; human mirror he is unsure is alive or dead, in a Waffle House in Florida or an expensive dirty tank in Ukraine.
“But then I think, do I really wanna use my story to sell real estate? Some douchebag buys an apartment I’m selling him because I killed a Russian general. That’s not why I went over there. And who would even ask me to that? They don’t know what it was like. They make it seem like going over there was no big deal, that killing generals is something that happens all the time, or that the war is going well. Really man, I got so lucky with that shot. I’ve had trained snipers tell me they probably couldn’t hit a target at that range. But I did. I did that and I know I could never do it again. Even if I could, I don’t know if I’d want to. I didn’t know that guy. I mean I now know a bunch of stuff about him, but it’s only what I’ve been told. They told me that he supported Putin from the beginning and that a lot of the war planning was his idea. Ok. If you say so Bone. But I looked this guy up, he has a wikipedia page, and a wife, and kids, probably grandkids. I don’t know if his family is proud of him or not, but I know they will never see him again. And then just the charade of it all. So I got to meet the Ukrainian War Minister, Zelensky’s right hand man. Still not worth it. There’s just nothing noble or romantic about it. It’s all just a cold, black hole that runs on death and killing and for some reason you have to look at it…at least I do. I suppose I thought at some point I would see something. Never did though.”
Bone breaks his stare and cracks a smile.
“And for who, for what Fred? What is going to happen when all of this is over other than the same thing that happens after every war. A cabal of erudite assholes are going to meet in an overly secure room in the Netherlands and draw a new line in between Ukraine and Russia which is exactly what those same assholes did seventy years ago, and seventy years before that, and in seventy years we’ll do the same thing all over again. Wash, rinse and repeat. That line makes about as much sense as the first day of Spring. Sure, there is an official first day of Spring, March 20th or whatever, but we all know that there was some really warm days before the 20th and there is going to be some real cold days afterwards. But the 20th is the official day. It doesn’t make Spring happen. It just kinda helps sense out of a blurry situation. It wasn’t two days after getting there I realized the whole thing is so complicated. Half the regs were guys who had either lived in Russia at some point, gone to school there mostly, or had family living there. It felt like trying to break up a fight at a family reunion, only everyone is holding ARs as they argue about whether or not the 20th is the first day of Spring. The conflict goes back so far you can’t make out the start. And the profiteering my god, that’s what really gets me. Just like that asshole who wants to use the war to sell real estate, all the arms manufacturers who are pouring guns and bullets and tanks into Ukraine, propping this war machine so they can win another government contract. It’s sick. The people running those companies have the first available seat in hell. And Putin too. He started this whole mess. First him, then a nice row of CEOs and shareholders, that’s who I want to in hell. And there is never talk of any alternative. None. Not even a whisper. Just two sides trying to exhaust the other for a better seat at the bargaining table.”
Bone gets up to leave, but not before stretching his back, revealing a large, dark red stain in his uniform, just above his waist line.
“So here I am in all my hometown glory.” says David, “The renown Prince of the Order of the Ukrainian Shit-Show.”
There is a wet spot on David’s pants which he is not sure how it got there. He looks at Bone who is already out the door and running down the street. It’s ok, David thinks to himself, I know where he is going. ———————————————— At the 7-11 next to Waffle House David buys two tall boys and two shots of Jack. He pours the whiskey into the cans and kills the second one as he pulls into Pastor’s driveway where several Mercedes, Teslas and BMWs are parked. David clears his throat, spits into the bushes and unwraps a stick of gum. He enters the house after two hard knocks.
“Oh I think that is him.” David hears his mom say after shutting the large, dark front door. She comes around the corner of the corridor to tell him he is late and to take his shoes off.
“But my socks don’t match.”
“Well take those off too! Pastor just put down new carpet.”
“Ah well, since there is new carpet involved. Let’s not walk on the new carpet.”
The rest of the dinner party comes around the corridor in their socks. Each of them personally thanks David for coming and for his service. The men shake his hand. The women all give him hugs. By the end of introductions David has met two bankers, two retirees, and handful of housewives, as well as two more pastors and their wives. Bone is the last to shake his hand. He tells Abie he smells like old lady perfume. Elenor, Pastor’s wife, takes David’s arm, sliding her’s underneath his, leading him into their recently renovated kitchen. The rest of the group follows.
“Well dinner is almost ready. As we wait, why don’t you tell us about Ukraine.”
“Leave him alone Ellie,” says Pastor, “maybe he’s tired of talking about it.”
“I don’t mind.” says Abie. “I don’t mind telling people about blowing some Russian guy’s head off.”
“David Absalom!”
“It’s ok Mom. Yeah so I saw this column of tanks approaching our trench, which ran parallel to this road running west outta Horlivka. I don’t think they knew it was there, or if they did know, they sure as shit didn’t know we were in it, which was weird because we’d been trading fire with them all day. We were all scared shitless. It was only me and Jizzy and Bone. Right Bone? Oh yeah, it wasn’t Jizz it was that kid from Croatia. The one who fucking just ran off one day. I don’t remember his name. Anyways, Bone tells us to all be real still, play like we are dead. So this entire tank column passes by us. Takes for fucking ever. Couldn’t have been more than an hour, but it felt like ten. Finally it starts to let up you know, the last tank passes. So Bone takes the radio and tries to find a spot to call it in. As he is doing that I see the last tank, which was what Bone, about four hundred yards from us? Anyway, he comes to a stop, and out pops the unluckiest son of bitch in the whole war. The General gets out to take a piss, I take aim, figuring I’ll just scare him. And yeah. Bam. Headshot. He didn’t feel a thing; killed him with his dick in his hand. Speaking of which…if you will excuse me.”
“The bathroom is back down the hallway, first door on your left.” says Pastor.
“Is it a full bath?” ask Abie.
“Three-quarter.”
“Close enough.”
No one looks him in the eye, no one except Bone and Pastor. The bathroom has been redone in the same tile as the kitchen. David takes off his clothes, turns the steel knob in the shower to red, sits one floor and waits for the water to get warm.
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2023.06.04 13:18 dairiya [Claim]: The Kingdom of Asmanakashra
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Centuries Since Liberation The Kingdom of Asmanakashra
On a cool summer evening, a gathering of children formed a semicircle around the amber fire, eyes filled with a mix of wonder and excitement. Having entered their 10th year, the boys, girls, and
ashten of Jorchiktele were finally old enough to hear the history of their kingdom, including its less savory aspects. As the young ones began to settle around her hearth, the high priestess Ajarma smiled to herself. The story of liberation was her favorite tale to sing. Once everyone was accounted for, her eyes widened as she became animated and her bracelets of iron, copper, and stone jangled together to form their rhythmic clangor. Performing the dance passed down for generations, the priestess began to sing Asmanakashra’s epic of liberation.
“Long ago we worked the mines,”
“Forced to toil akin to beasts.”
“Ancestors from far and wide brought in chains,”
“Unity under the crack of whips.”
“Spirits remained unbroken,”
“Even as bodies collapsed.”
“As we worked we learned,”
“Of gifts placed by the Gods.”
“As we dug deeper and deeper,”
“The bountiful mountains sheltered us.”
“One day the lowland devils,”
“Grew too weak to whip us.”
“Metal in hand we caved their skulls,”
“A people finally freed.”
“Now their bones pave our mountain paths,”
“And their blood grows our wine.”
“We honor our sacred freedom,”
“Praise the Mountains, the King, and the Mines!”
Her performance caused a raucous response from the young audience, who answered the end of her sacred tale with a chorus of oaths:
“Praise the Mountains, the King, and the Mines! Praise the Mountains, the King, and the Mines! Praise the Mountains, the King, and the Mines!”
Sanctification
King Damiharthro of Anagekh, his high priestess Ajarma and an assortment of porters were nearing the final stop of their annual tour of the kingdom. It was nearing the end of the harvest season, and chilled weather was sure to follow. In his youth, King Damiharthro had enjoyed traversing the beautiful hills surrounding his village, but as old age made his body weary even simple tasks like riding his horse were becoming difficult. Even as the evening sun warmed the hillsides and colored his white wool shawl, Damiharthro felt a chill deep in his bones. To age truly is a curse, he thought to himself. Thankfully, this was the last stop on his final tour as king, after which he could finally rest his weary bones.
Damiharthro and his entourage crested a small ridge, and on the other side they found their destination. The village of Keshthrute sat nestled between the ridge and the imposing base of a mountain, with a small brook bubbling through the village’s center. Southwest of Keshthrute and at the intersection of ridge and stoneface was the mine that had given Keshthrute its name. Before liberation, the Keshthrute mine had exported copper far abroad, feeding the war machines of empires far from these sacred lands. After liberation, Keshthrute followed the example of her fellow mine-clans and continued operations, albeit with less demand and under significantly better conditions. After all, the Gods did not fill their mountain homes with metal so it could go unused. Outside Keshthrute’s low stone wall, a man in traditional earth tone wool greeted Damiharthro and his assistants. The man bowed to his king, before declaring,
“I am Nakabno of Keshthrute, the
beto of the Keshthrute mine-clan. May your ground be stable.”
“May your ground be stable.” King Damiharthro replied. “Let the sanctification ritual begin.”
Thereafter, the priestess Ajarma led the procession. First they visited Keshthrute’s village shrine at the center of the town square, a squat stone table with a chunk of copper ore embellished at the center of the table’s surface. Upon hearing her sacred chants, the townsfolk surrounding the party cheered. Then they visited the highest point in town, where Ajarma offered her prayers to the herders. At this time of year, many of the shepherds had already migrated east for warmer weather, so prayers at Keshthrute’s highest point were meant to carry across the wind and find their intended target. Next Ajarma arrived at the town’s vineyard. Keshthrute was too high in elevation for the best wine production, but the small grapes received Ajarma’s blessing nonetheless. By this point Damiharthro was fighting off the desire to fall asleep while still riding his horse, but he knew the most important part of the ritual still had yet to be conducted.
Ajarma, Damiharthro, and Nakabno and the other members of the procession finally arrived at the mine just as the sun was sinking beneath the mountain. Ajarma pulled out the sacred
mashthra, a thin and slightly concave plate of iron. After a moment, she took her wooden staff and struck the face of the
mashthra. The metallic clang reverberated off the mountain face, and the sound resonated well into the ravines beyond. For a moment there was silence, as Ajarma used her mythic intuition to interpret the sound of wood striking metal. Having interpreted the echos, Ajarma told the assembly,
“The Gods favor Keshthrute, but be warned as this year’s winter will be severe. In spring this chill will haunt you, do not plant until later in the season.”
And with that, the augury and sanctification were over. Damiharthro privately had many reservations about the auguries, as he knew they were not always correct. Such was the fickle will of the Gods he supposed.
Before leaving, Nakabno approached Damiharthro with a serene smile on his face. “May your ground be stable, King Damiharthro of Anagekh.”
“And may your ground be stable, Nakabno of Keshthrute. I believe I shall see you this winter?”
“As is my duty,” Nakabno replied.
Lord of the Mine-Clans
Nakabno rode through the chilled winter night as snow quietly settled around him. In Keshthrute snow storms were larger and more frequent, but down here the falling flakes maintained their blissful serenity without a hint of danger. He had always enjoyed the snow, but he certainly would not mind the more mild winters of Jorchiktele. Just as this thought crossed his mind, the fires of the capitol became visible through the darkness. Thankfully he would not have to spend another night camped along the mountain paths, and he would arrive on time if only barely. An extra day’s delay might not have hurt his chances, but it is always difficult to discern what will contribute to the other
betya’s considerations.
Jorchiktele had always been an imposing city, situated between two rivers and with mountains to its north and south. The most prominent hill is the eponymous
Jorchiktele, which towers over the settlement from the southwest. From the north and the west, the
Mitele and
Atuare rivers come together to form the
Ishtene River, and wheat fields blanket the small valley. When the basin along the
Ishtene gives way to the gradually increasing face of
Jorchiktele, the wheat fields transform into terraces, although these earthworks do not extend more than two-hundred feet above their lowland counterparts. Above the terraces come squat clay houses, where the majority of Jorchiktele’s people lived. These abodes had a single doorway in and out, and were constructed from the clay sediments harvested in the basin below. Above the clay homes are the stone houses of the merchants and landowners. While they have the influence to live in larger homes of polished sandstone, they pale in comparison to the estates granted to
betya. Near the summit of
Jorchiktele, these complexes had multiple levels and are built out of the finest stone in the region. They are often accented with gold and copper, two ores long associated with the nobility. Just beneath the final summit are two perfectly square buildings, cast in an amber hue as the flames of a thousand torches lick the polished granite surfaces. Even from this distance, Nakabno could see the metallic iconography catching in the light of the flames, a symbol of authority as resolute as the ground beneath his feet. Even after having visited multiple times, Nakabno was in awe riding towards Asmanakasha’s largest settlement. He hoped that he would soon be able to call it home.
Upon entering the city itself, an attendant led Nakabno to his local estate. As a
beto Nakabno was entitled to stay in the luxurious structure while he was visiting the capitol, which far outshone his living quarters back in Keshthrute. The dimensions of his estate, given its position near the summit of the mountain, should have been impossible. Much like the other buildings of Jorchiktele, Nakabno’s temporary abode was partially built into the mountainside, sitting atop a manufactured plot of level ground. Nakabno always privately wondered if these would slide down the mountain-face, but he did not dare question his countrymen’s craftsmanship. Despite these concerns Nakabno had a wonderful night’s sleep, and around noon donned his ceremonial woolen robes to ascend the cobblestone path towards the Royal Palace.
After being ushered in by royal attendants, Nakabno found himself at the center of the palatial complex. The sturdy roof that covered the majority of the building gave way to an open circular courtyard, dotted with fire pits to keep the participants warm in the winter air. Alongside the lack of roofing, the polished granite floors of the palace were replaced with the bare earth of the mountain. Arranged in a circle were a collection of wooden seats and a single floor mat, all of which were empty when Nakabno had arrived. Early once again, that must count for something, he thought to himself.
As noon drew closer, the other
betya entered the courtyard. Following them was Ajarma, the priestess of Jorchiktele, and finally King Damiharthro of Anagekh. In the few months since Nakabno had last seen the aged King, his eyes had become even more sunken, and his arms looked like branches in the depths of winter. He had already shed the royal white robes, but atop his head he still wore the Royal Crown. The King waddled to his rightful place on the floor mat, and Ajarma helped him take his seat. Despite his decrepit appearance, King Damiharthro wore a proud smile. After all, his burdens in life were about to be lightened at last.
Once everyone had arrived, Ajarma stepped into the center of the circle. Striking her
mashthra and listening to it’s holy resonance, Ajarma announced with a thundering voice,
“The Gods have willed the selection of our next King, deliberation has begun!”
With this announcement, the many
betya took their opportunities to speak during their allotted time. Each of these men had been elected in a similar process by their Mine-Clans, whether due to their work ethic, personal charisma, or raw talent when it came to mining and smelting. In addition to these qualities, the men were now to be judged by their administrative careers as well. King Damiharthro heard the arguments of the
betya with increasing disinterest, it was clear this long process was wearing out the already weak King. Nonetheless, he remained awake long enough to hear all of the
betya make their pitches, after which the debates began.
It was now up to the representatives to pick the leader they would rally behind through a voting process. The new King would require all other members to vote for him, so as could be imagined the selection process could last days or even weeks. Before Nakabno got a second opportunity to speak, the winter sun had already set, signaling the end of the day’s discussions. The
betya left the courtyard and headed to their respective manors for the night, but as they say politics do not sleep. Nakabno spent the night hosting a grand celebration for his fellow
betya, hoping that his own personal charisma would be enough to secure his place as the King of Asmanakashra.
Four days after deliberation had begun, Nakabno's plan had paid off. Upon entering the courtyard, everyone in attendance agreed to vote for their pleasant host. King Damiharthro, having seen Nakabno’s success only months prior, agreed with the verdict. After the striking of the
mashthra, Ajarma carefully removed the Royal Crown from Damiharthro’s head and placed it on Nakabno’s. This artifact had been passed between kings for centuries, a golden ring studded with limestone, sandstone, and granite on the band. At the center of the forehead, the brand dipped towards the nose, the central bridge adorned with copper and iron stones. The Royal Crown fit Nakabno perfectly, and a wide smile spread across his face.
“Hail King Nakabno of Keshthrute!” shouted Ajarma.
“Hail! Hail! Hail!” came a chorus of voices.
Once the ceremony was completed, Damiharthro pulled King Nakabno aside.
“You know my liege, the title of King is a heavy burden to bear. When I was first chosen decades ago the title had been perfunctory, and my role mattered very little in the grand scheme of the Kingdom. But things are changing. In the past few years, there have been reports of other kingdoms ascending, even those who once yoked us in chains. This has the potential to be an unstable time, King Nakabno, and all I ask is that you rule well.”
“Thank you for this advice, Damiharthro of Anagekh. May your ground be stable.”
“May your ground be stable, King Nakabno of Keshthrute.”
Claim Name: The Kingdom of Asmanakashra
Claim Type: Confederation of the Mine-Clans/State
Starting Age: Iron Age
Map: here
Technology: Writing, Bronze Working, Iron Working, Horse Domestication
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2023.06.04 13:09 sparkletempt henna/indigo removal with malibu ddl xl
Hi all, I'd like to know if anyone ever tried malibu ddl xl on their hair.
Long story short my henna/indigo hair has gotten almost pitch black (from dark brown) and I am not into it. I decided to switch to chemical colors back in December and have stopped using henna/indigo since then. I don't trust hairdressers in my area with this, nor do I trust bleach or bleach wash at home. All in all, it has faded quite a bit but my regrowth is brown, while the henna/indigo ends are still darker. I simply want to get it to a somewhat unified level and I do realize it will not be perfect but I am okay with it.
I tried these below to remove as much henna/indigo as possible; this is my honest review.
- vitamin C - waste of time
- malibu c un-do-goo - great washout, red pigmented undertone faded for sure
- malibu c cpr - washed most of 'removables' out, this was some serious stuff and I would recommend this to everyone who wants to wash out henna minerals, loads of red running down the drain, did this treatment twice so far
- olaplex chelating treatment - great washout, red pigmented undertone faded for sure
What I am considering next: - malibu c ddl xl - I was in touch with their support and they suggested a patch test but overall saw no issue with using this on henna hair 3 months after the last henna/indigo treatment - malibu c color disruptor - they advertise that henna is no problem for this, any thoughts? - biokap hair bleaching cream - my hairdresser recommended this as a home treatment but I couldn't find any reviews of being used on henna dye hair
Any experience with the last 3 products? I really want to go only 1-3 tones lighter and then recolor it in ash brown to dark-brown kind of mix.
Thanks a lot!
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2023.06.04 13:08 CanadianSneakerNut Hot Finds - June 4, 2023
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2023.06.04 13:05 G1Yang2001 I don't care if he becomes a Gen Selects release, a Buzzworthy Bumblebee exclusive or just a mainline mass retail release in Legacy, JUST GIVE US THE DARK RED AND ORANGE BOY!
2023.06.04 12:58 Kingler42 Shadow dragon greatwyrm
Hi, first time posting.
When I first learned about the shadow dragon template I immediately googled it, and really liked what I saw. However, when I wanted to create a shadow dragon greatwyrm, I realized that there is a problem with the CR: according to the info I saw, the CR bonus of the shadow dragon is +3, and that meant that the CR of a metallic shadow greatwyrm would be 28+3=31, which is higher than d&d 5e's maximum CR value of 30. So I did some research, and turns out the CR bonus depends on the dragon, and while it was a +3 for young red dragons, it was only a +1 for ancient ones. There was nothing about greatwyrms, but I thought that it would probably be just like an ancient dragon. Turns out its more complicated than that. One time when I was reading about shadow dragons in the Forgotten Realms Wiki I came across something interesting: "Once at great wyrm stage, they [the shadow dragons] could fill a large area with darkness. Once this ability was used, a battle was in danger of becoming a one sided matter in favor of the shadow dragon. The darkness was impossible to disperse with light, magical or not. Creatures without ties to the Plane of Shadow were practically blind as long as they remained in the area that encompassed a radius of 100 yards (91 meters [or 300 feet]). Those with ties to the plane were largely unaffected. This ability was usable multiple times." After a little more research I discovered that they can use it 3 times per day, and it lasts for a hour without concentration.
Now, while this ability (called "Create Shadows") is very strong by itself, giving it to a shadow dragon makes for a terrifying combo. For those who don't know a lot about shadow dragons here is a quick explanation: shadow dragons are all strengths except for one weakness which is the trait "sunlight sensitivity", which becomes irrelevant after the dragon uses this ability. Moreover, shadow dragons have several traits that make them more powerful in the darkness, like "shadow stealth", which combos well with their expertise in stealth, and (may god help us all) "Living Shadow", a trait that gives the shadow dragon resistance to all damage that isn’t force, psychic or radiant while it's in dim light or darkness. Both of those will activate from the moment this ability is activated.
A fight against this thing will probably look like this: successful stealth checks from the dragon, clerics dissappearing into the darkness, mages shooting into the air in the general direction they heard the clerics scream from and martials that can't fly asking spell casters to cast the fly spell on them so they could join the flying martials that fly around hoping to run into something. Even if the dragon takes some damage, it's still nearly unkillable because of a large hp pool combined with 4 Legendary Resistances per day, good saving throws, moderate AC and the traits Gem/Chromatic/Metallic Awakening and Living Shadow.
So here is the question: what is the CR bonus that the shadow dragon template should give to a greatwyrm?
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2023.06.04 12:50 sqwatter Loving sigils and bad dreams
I recently embarked on sigil making after researching them at length. I spent a lot of time on formulating the desires, imbuing them with positivity, love and kindness. The vast majority were for me though I wished another person found peace and acceptance. Again, none of them were directly for person gain or to harm others.
After this, I activated them (Thursday) but decided to keep the pieces of paper they were on but hid them out of site. I decided to do this as I had heard that placing the sigil in less frequented areas can subtly recharge them.
That night I went to sleep and proceeded to have some very dark dreams. The chief amongst these was me being a specator at a wedding between a couple however they were both dressed in black and were clearly very unhappy and unwell. Furthermore, the small wedding party that accompagnied them were dressed in blood red and seemed quite forboding. The dreams left me with a deep sense of unease.
Last night I went out to an event, after which I got talking to someone. I mentioned that I had recently began sigilising and he warned me against it, saying it is connected with the devil and malevolent beings. This shook me up. The night continued and I had a couple beer overall so ended up a bit tipsy.
I went to sleep but a fear had arisen as a result of what the person had said, namely, "am i fucking with stuff i should really not be going near?". My dreams again were very dark, the first being the worst, that I had to go to hell whilst the second was similarly haunting, but in a less metaphysical manner.
Needless to say, these 2 nights have really shaken me up. I only put love and compassion into the sigils yet real darkness has come up. Admittedly I am working with fears in a couple of sigils but this certainly wasn't what i expected.
Some i'm wondering, does anyone have any thoughts on what happened? Have I tapped into somethint I shouldn't or did the beer catalyse it?
Thanks
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2023.06.04 12:38 Stoertebricker My Coleus' new leaves are a darker red than the ones that grew before I bought it. What might be the cause - too little sunlight, or too much?
| I bought a Coleus with a beautiful pattern, as seen in the second picture. I repotted it and put it into a bright spot, a window with a few hours of afternoon sun, and it's growing well. (Which I am happy about, because the same spot was too bright for a similarly coloured Begonia, which withered away last year.) However, the colour of the leaves changed. All the new ones now are a very dark red, the pink-white pattern from before is gone. I don't know the specific conditions of the greenhouse it grew up in. I have not found any info on the right conditions for patterns of Coleus. Does anyone here have any tips for me? submitted by Stoertebricker to plants [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 12:36 yoomiins I followed a recipe for red velvet muffins but my muffins ended up too dark? Any tips?
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2023.06.04 12:36 DigEcstatic1810 Commander Dragon Tribal Deck
I tried to make a Dragon Tribal Deck thats semi budget.
https://deckstats.net/decks/232787/3072849-dragons First of: Five Cards are still missing, for example one is my actual Commander, Tiamat.
I am mostly happy with the Deck and i may even add The Ur-Dragon if it drops in price after Commander Master. I only use 26 Lands, which i know is alot less then i should but it did work when i tried some test hands and so far three matches.
The biggest Problem is that i dont know what to cut if i would wanna add more lands and what to cut once i get my other five Cards (Scion of Draco; Tiamat; Treasure Vault; Sivitri, Dragon Master and Quicksilver Amulet). From the first try i already cut alot of Cards that were nice but not good enough (at least i think so) like Dark Ritual, Red Dragon, Blue Dragon, Swashbuckler Extraordinaire, Swords of Plowshare, Shivan-Dragon to list some.
I know alot of Cards like Swords of Plowshare are stables and i should keep them but since we mostly play with our Friend group and so only for fun i wanted to go mostly for nice fun Dragon Cards then Hardcore competitive Cards that would let me win more often.
Could anyone give me advice what to get out or even what else to get in (if its not like above 10€). I know Terror of the Peak and the DnD Elder Dragons are amazing but they are too expensive for me.
If anyone can help id really appreciate it <3
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Batman Arkham Collection | 1.2 TF2 | $2.44 PP | - |
Batman: Arkham Knight | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Batman: The Enemy Within - The Telltale Series | 1.1 TF2 | $2.18 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham Knight Premium Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham Origins Blackgate - Deluxe Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham Origins | 0.8 TF2 | $1.67 PP | - |
Batman™: Arkham VR | 0.8 TF2 | $1.5 PP | - |
Battle Chasers: Nightwar | 0.6 TF2 | $1.21 PP | - |
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II | 2.1 TF2 | $4.17 PP | - |
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada | 0.9 TF2 | $1.72 PP | - |
Battlezone Gold Edition | 2.2 TF2 | $4.3 PP | - |
Bendy and the Dark Revival | 0.4 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $0.88 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (May 2023) |
Besiege | 1.5 TF2 | $2.92 PP | - |
Beyond Blue | 2.5 TF2 | $4.94 PP | - |
Beyond Two Souls | 1.9 TF2 | $3.83 PP | - |
BioShock Collection | 1.1 TF2 | $2.18 PP | - |
BioShock Infinite | 0.9 TF2 | $1.78 PP | - |
BioShock Remastered | 0.9 TF2 | $1.78 PP | - |
Bioshock Infinite: Season Pass | 0.7 TF2 | $1.34 PP | - |
Blade of Darkness | 1.2 TF2 | $2.47 PP | - |
Blair Witch | 1.2 TF2 | $2.3 PP | - |
Blasphemous | 1.3 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $2.58 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Blood Bowl 2 - Legendary Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.48 PP | - |
Blood: Fresh Supply | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night | 1.7 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $3.37 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Boomerang Fu | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
Borderlands 2 VR | 5.5 TF2 | $10.93 PP | - |
Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe Edition | 3.1 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $6.19 PP Refer To My Other Thread | May Multiplayer Bundle |
Borderlands 3 | 1.6 TF2 | $3.23 PP | - |
Borderlands 3: Director's Cut | 1.3 TF2 | $2.51 PP | - |
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection | 3.4 TF2 | $6.76 PP | - |
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel | 0.6 TF2 | $1.18 PP | - |
Brutal Legend | 0.8 TF2 | $1.51 PP | - |
Bus Simulator 18 | 2.1 TF2 | $4.18 PP | - |
CHUCHEL Cherry Edition | 0.5 TF2 | $0.97 PP | - |
Call of Cthulhu | 1.1 TF2 | $2.25 PP | - |
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger | 0.5 TF2 | $0.96 PP | - |
Call to Arms - Gates of Hell: Ostfront | 9.2 TF2 | $18.38 PP | - |
Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 | 0.7 TF2 | $1.36 PP | - |
Carcassonne - Tiles & Tactics | 0.6 TF2 | $1.22 PP | - |
Celeste | 1.8 TF2 | $3.6 PP | - |
Chess Ultra | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Children of Morta | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
Chivalry 2 | 3.7 TF2 | $7.45 PP | - |
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare | 0.7 TF2 | $1.37 PP | - |
Cities: Skylines Deluxe Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.18 PP | - |
Cities: Skylines | 1.4 TF2 | $2.73 PP | - |
Clone Drone in the Danger Zone | 4.2 TF2 | $8.32 PP | - |
Cloudpunk | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
Code Vein | 1.7 TF2 | $3.3 PP | - |
Coffee Talk | 2.5 TF2 | $4.98 PP | - |
Company of Heroes 2 - The Western Front Armies | 1.0 TF2 | $1.94 PP | - |
Company of Heroes 2 | 0.5 TF2 | $1.0 PP | - |
Company of Heroes | 1.9 TF2 | $3.79 PP | - |
Conan Exiles | 1.6 TF2 | $3.26 PP | - |
Construction Simulator 2015 | 1.2 TF2 | $2.48 PP | - |
Contagion | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
Control Ultimate Edition | 2.0 TF2 | $3.93 PP | - |
Crash Bandicoot™ N. Sane Trilogy | 9.6 TF2 | $19.06 PP | - |
Creed: Rise to Glory™ | 2.2 TF2 | $4.47 PP | - |
Crusader Kings II: Imperial Collection | 9.9 TF2 | $19.73 PP | - |
Crusader Kings III | 5.9 TF2 | $11.73 PP | - |
CryoFall | 0.5 TF2 | $0.92 PP | - |
Cultist Simulator Anthology Edition | 1.4 TF2 | $2.79 PP | - |
Cultist Simulator | 0.6 TF2 | $1.22 PP | - |
DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT | 2.6 TF2 | $5.21 PP | - |
DEATHLOOP | 2.7 TF2 | $5.47 PP | - |
DIRT 5 | 4.2 TF2 | $8.44 PP | - |
DMC - Devil May Cry | 1.0 TF2 | $1.93 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ - Ultimate Edition | 9.9 TF2 | $19.74 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2 | 1.9 TF2 | $3.81 PP | - |
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE | 0.6 TF2 | $1.18 PP | - |
DRAGONBALL XENOVERSE Bundle Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.16 PP | - |
DRIFT21 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.12 PP | - |
Dark Deity | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin | 8.7 TF2 | $17.31 PP | - |
Dark Souls III | 12.5 TF2 | $24.91 PP | - |
Darkest Dungeon | 0.7 TF2 | $1.37 PP | - |
Darksiders Genesis | 1.3 TF2 | $2.67 PP | - |
Darksiders II Deathinitive Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.17 PP | - |
Darksiders III | 0.6 TF2 | $1.26 PP | - |
Darkwood | 0.6 TF2 | $1.16 PP | - |
Day of the Tentacle Remastered | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
DayZ | 7.6 TF2 | $15.03 PP | - |
Daymare: 1998 | 0.4 TF2 | $0.79 PP | - |
Dead Estate | 1.0 TF2 | $1.99 PP | - |
Dead Island - Definitive Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.66 PP | - |
Dead Island Definitive Collection | 1.7 TF2 | $3.3 PP | - |
Dead Island Riptide - Definitive Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.4 PP | - |
Dead Rising 2: Off the Record | 1.2 TF2 | $2.42 PP | - |
Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition | 1.9 TF2 | $3.7 PP | - |
Dead Rising 4 Frank’s Big Package | 2.5 TF2 | $4.96 PP | - |
Dead Rising 4 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.73 PP | - |
Dead Rising | 1.0 TF2 | $1.96 PP | - |
Dead Rising® 2 | 1.1 TF2 | $2.26 PP | - |
Death Road to Canada | 2.4 TF2 | $4.84 PP | - |
Death's Gambit | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Deep Rock Galactic | 3.3 TF2 | $6.63 PP | - |
Descenders | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Desperados III | 1.0 TF2 | $1.93 PP | - |
Destroy All Humans | 0.7 TF2 | $1.41 PP | - |
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut | 1.1 TF2 | $2.25 PP | - |
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | 1.1 TF2 | $2.16 PP | - |
Devil May Cry HD Collection | 1.8 TF2 | $3.5 PP | - |
Devil May Cry® 4 Special Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.13 PP | - |
DiRT Rally 2.0 | 5.1 TF2 | $10.11 PP | - |
Dinosaur Fossil Hunter | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
Distant Worlds: Universe | 0.6 TF2 | $1.29 PP | - |
Doom Eternal | 2.5 TF2 | $4.94 PP | - |
Door Kickers | 1.9 TF2 | $3.84 PP | - |
Dorfromantik | 2.0 TF2 | $3.93 PP | - |
Dragon Ball FighterZ | 1.9 TF2 | $3.81 PP | - |
Dragons Dogma - Dark Arisen | 0.8 TF2 | $1.57 PP | - |
Drake Hollow | 0.5 TF2 | $0.91 PP | - |
Drone Swarm | 0.4 TF2 | $0.81 PP | - |
Dungeon Defenders | 2.7 TF2 | $5.47 PP | - |
Dungeon Defenders: Awakened | 2.8 TF2 | $5.59 PP | - |
Dungreed | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
Dusk | 2.0 TF2 | $3.91 PP | - |
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair | 2.2 TF2 | $4.28 PP | - |
ELEX | 1.1 TF2 | $2.18 PP | - |
EVERSPACE™ | 1.6 TF2 | $3.16 PP | - |
Elite: Dangerous | 1.3 TF2 | $2.67 PP | - |
Empire of Sin | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
Endzone - A World Apart | 0.5 TF2 | $1.04 PP | - |
Euro Truck Simulator 2 | 1.1 TF2 | $2.19 PP | - |
Exanima | 2.6 TF2 | $5.24 PP | - |
FTL: Faster Than Light | 1.0 TF2 | $1.92 PP | - |
Fable Anniversary | 3.7 TF2 | $7.32 PP | - |
Fallout 76 | 2.1 TF2 | $4.22 PP | - |
Fantasy General II | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Farming Simulator 17 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.13 PP | - |
Firefighting Simulator - The Squad | 3.8 TF2 | $7.47 PP | - |
First Class Trouble | 0.6 TF2 | $1.12 PP | - |
For The King | 1.0 TF2 | $1.92 PP | - |
Forager | 1.3 TF2 | $2.6 PP | - |
Forts | 2.3 TF2 | $4.52 PP | - |
Friday the 13th: The Game | 2.9 TF2 | $5.86 PP | - |
Frostpunk | 1.0 TF2 | $2.07 PP | - |
Full Metal Furies | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Furi | 0.8 TF2 | $1.62 PP | - |
GRID - Ultimate | 2.0 TF2 | $3.97 PP | - |
GRID | 0.9 TF2 | $1.81 PP | - |
GRIS | 0.5 TF2 | $0.92 PP | - |
Gang Beasts | 3.0 TF2 | $5.89 PP | - |
Garden Paws | 1.0 TF2 | $2.05 PP | - |
Gas Station Simulator | 1.8 TF2 | $3.68 PP | - |
Gears 5 | 11.6 TF2 | $23.1 PP | - |
Gears Tactics | 4.5 TF2 | $8.93 PP | - |
Generation Zero® | 1.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $2.93 PP Refer To My Other Thread | May Multiplayer Bundle |
Goat Simulator | 0.4 TF2 | $0.88 PP | - |
Godlike Burger | 1.1 TF2 | $2.1 PP | - |
Golf With Your Friends | 0.8 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Gordian Quest | 1.8 TF2 | $3.58 PP | - |
Gotham Knights | 5.4 TF2 | $10.83 PP | - |
GreedFall | 0.8 TF2 | $1.54 PP | - |
Grim Dawn | 5.2 TF2 | $10.28 PP | - |
Grim Fandango Remastered | 0.5 TF2 | $1.09 PP | - |
Guacamelee! 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.19 PP | - |
HITMAN™2 Gold Edition | 3.1 TF2 | $6.16 PP | - |
HIVESWAP: Act 2 | 2.1 TF2 | $4.18 PP | - |
HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™ | 1.8 TF2 | $3.66 PP | - |
HROT | 1.9 TF2 | $3.7 PP | - |
Haiku, the Robot | 1.3 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $2.56 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Hard Bullet | 1.2 TF2 | $2.38 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Battle for the Bosporus | 1.8 TF2 | $3.53 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet Edition | 2.7 TF2 | $5.3 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor | 0.9 TF2 | $1.74 PP | - |
Hearts of Iron IV: Waking the Tiger | 1.8 TF2 | $3.68 PP | - |
Heave Ho | 0.6 TF2 | $1.1 PP | - |
Heavy Rain | 2.1 TF2 | $4.15 PP | - |
Hell Let Loose | 5.2 TF2 | $10.32 PP | - |
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice | 1.1 TF2 | $2.26 PP | - |
Hello, Neighbor! | 0.5 TF2 | $0.91 PP | - |
Hellpoint | 0.4 TF2 | $0.75 PP | - |
Hero's Hour | 0.5 TF2 | $0.92 PP | - |
Heroes of Hammerwatch | 0.6 TF2 | $1.13 PP | - |
Hitman Absolution | 0.4 TF2 | $0.79 PP | - |
Hitman Game of the Year Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.61 PP | - |
Hollow Knight | 2.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $5.48 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle |
Homefront: The Revolution | 0.8 TF2 | $1.68 PP | - |
Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak | 0.4 TF2 | $0.77 PP | - |
Horizon Chase Turbo | 0.4 TF2 | $0.72 PP | - |
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Digital Special Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.46 PP | - |
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Hotline Miami | 0.8 TF2 | $1.56 PP | - |
House Flipper VR | 0.9 TF2 | $1.73 PP | - |
House Flipper | 2.8 TF2 | $5.5 PP | - |
Human: Fall Flat | 0.9 TF2 | $1.88 PP | - |
HuniePop | 0.4 TF2 | $0.89 PP | - |
Huntdown | 1.3 TF2 | $2.6 PP | - |
Hurtworld | 2.0 TF2 | $4.07 PP | - |
Hyper Light Drifter | 1.6 TF2 | $3.11 PP | - |
Hypnospace Outlaw | 0.8 TF2 | $1.55 PP | - |
I Expect You To Die | 1.3 TF2 | $2.68 PP | - |
I-NFECTED | 6.3 TF2 | $12.5 PP | - |
INSURGENCY | 1.6 TF2 | $3.16 PP | - |
Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition | 0.4 TF2 | $0.73 PP | - |
Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.09 PP | - |
Imperator: Rome | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
Injustice 2 Legendary Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.76 PP | - |
Injustice 2 | 0.7 TF2 | $1.46 PP | - |
Injustice: Gods Among Us - Ultimate Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
Into the Breach | 1.5 TF2 | $2.93 PP | - |
Into the Radius VR | 2.9 TF2 | $5.84 PP | - |
Ion Fury | 1.6 TF2 | $3.12 PP | - |
Iron Harvest | 1.4 TF2 | $2.74 PP | - |
Jalopy | 0.9 TF2 | $1.87 PP | - |
Job Simulator | 6.5 TF2 | $13.01 PP | - |
Jurassic World Evolution 2 | 2.4 TF2 | $4.81 PP | - |
Jurassic World Evolution | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
Just Cause 2 | 0.5 TF2 | $1.06 PP | - |
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition | 1.3 TF2 | $2.63 PP | - |
Just Cause 4: Complete Edition | 2.0 TF2 | $3.97 PP | - |
KartKraft | 3.2 TF2 | $6.3 PP | - |
Katamari Damacy REROLL | 1.1 TF2 | $2.24 PP | - |
Katana ZERO | 1.1 TF2 | $2.23 PP | - |
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes | 2.7 TF2 | $5.42 PP | - |
Kerbal Space Program | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
Killer Instinct | 8.8 TF2 | $17.49 PP | - |
Killing Floor 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.2 PP | - |
Killing Floor | 0.8 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Kingdom Come: Deliverance | 1.5 TF2 | $2.93 PP | - |
Kingdom: Two Crowns | 1.0 TF2 | $1.95 PP | - |
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham Premium Edition | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
LEGO Batman Trilogy | 1.5 TF2 | $3.07 PP | - |
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4 | 0.4 TF2 | $0.79 PP | - |
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.11 PP | - |
LEGO Lord of the Rings | 0.4 TF2 | $0.83 PP | - |
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars | 0.5 TF2 | $1.05 PP | - |
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga | 0.6 TF2 | $1.13 PP | - |
LEGO® City Undercover | 0.7 TF2 | $1.34 PP | - |
LEGO® DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.28 PP | - |
LEGO® DC Super-Villains | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
LEGO® Jurassic World™ | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
LEGO® MARVEL's Avengers | 0.4 TF2 | $0.78 PP | - |
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 Deluxe Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.83 PP | - |
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 | 0.7 TF2 | $1.34 PP | - |
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens - Deluxe Edition | 1.1 TF2 | $2.25 PP | - |
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
LEGO® Worlds | 1.1 TF2 | $2.12 PP | - |
LIMBO | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective | 0.7 TF2 | $1.47 PP | - |
Labyrinthine | 1.9 TF2 | $3.76 PP | - |
Lake | 0.8 TF2 | $1.51 PP | - |
Last Oasis | 1.6 TF2 | $3.11 PP | - |
Layers of Fear 2 | 6.3 TF2 | $12.52 PP | - |
Layers of Fear | 0.6 TF2 | $1.12 PP | - |
Legion TD 2 | 1.7 TF2 | $3.33 PP | - |
Len's Island | 4.2 TF2 | $8.26 PP | - |
Lethal League Blaze | 1.5 TF2 | $3.06 PP | - |
Lethal League | 0.8 TF2 | $1.58 PP | - |
Library Of Ruina | 3.2 TF2 | $6.42 PP | - |
Life is Feudal: Your Own | 0.7 TF2 | $1.39 PP | - |
Life is Strange 2 Complete Season | 0.7 TF2 | $1.33 PP | - |
Life is Strange Complete Season (Episodes 1-5) | 4.5 TF2 | $8.95 PP | - |
Little Misfortune | 2.2 TF2 | $4.47 PP | - |
Little Nightmares Complete Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.22 PP | - |
Little Nightmares | 1.0 TF2 | $2.06 PP | - |
Lobotomy Corporation Monster Management Simulation | 5.0 TF2 | $9.99 PP | - |
Loot River | 3.3 TF2 | $6.47 PP | - |
Lost Ember | 1.4 TF2 | $2.76 PP | - |
Luck be a Landlord | 2.4 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.77 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle |
METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Definitive Experience | 1.5 TF2 | $2.89 PP | - |
MONSTER HUNTER RISE | 4.1 TF2 | $8.09 PP | - |
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 | 1.8 TF2 | $3.53 PP | - |
MX vs ATV Reflex | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
Mad Max | 1.2 TF2 | $2.32 PP | - |
Mafia II: Definitive Edition | 3.6 TF2 | $7.11 PP | - |
Mafia III: Definitive Edition | 2.1 TF2 | $4.21 PP | - |
Mafia: Definitive Edition | 2.2 TF2 | $4.36 PP | - |
Magicka 2 - Deluxe Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Magicka 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.18 PP | - |
Maneater | 0.8 TF2 | $1.63 PP | - |
Manhunt | 1.1 TF2 | $2.18 PP | - |
Mars Horizon | 0.8 TF2 | $1.53 PP | - |
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition | 7.7 TF2 | $15.36 PP | - |
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne | 0.6 TF2 | $1.22 PP | - |
Max Payne | 1.0 TF2 | $2.06 PP | - |
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries | 2.5 TF2 | $5.02 PP | - |
Medal of Honor | 2.1 TF2 | $4.24 PP | - |
Mega Man Legacy Collection | 0.5 TF2 | $0.9 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Deluxe Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 War Chest Edition | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
Metro 2033 Redux | 0.5 TF2 | $1.05 PP | - |
Metro Exodus | 1.4 TF2 | $2.79 PP | - |
Metro Redux Bundle | 1.1 TF2 | $2.17 PP | - |
Metro: Last Light Redux | 1.1 TF2 | $2.26 PP | - |
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.71 PP | - |
Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™ | 0.9 TF2 | $1.8 PP | - |
Middleearth Shadow of War Definitive Edition | 1.2 TF2 | $2.37 PP | - |
Midnight Ghost Hunt | 2.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.93 PP Refer To My Other Thread | May Multiplayer Bundle |
Mini Ninjas | 0.5 TF2 | $1.05 PP | - |
Mirror's Edge | 2.2 TF2 | $4.36 PP | - |
Miscreated | 1.4 TF2 | $2.87 PP | - |
Monster Hunter: World | 3.5 TF2 | $6.89 PP | - |
Monster Sanctuary | 0.6 TF2 | $1.26 PP | - |
Monster Train | 0.5 TF2 | $0.92 PP | - |
Moonlighter | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Moons of Madness | 1.7 TF2 | $3.48 PP | - |
Mordhau | 1.7 TF2 | $3.32 PP | - |
Mortal Shell | 1.4 TF2 | $2.77 PP | - |
Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.58 PP | - |
Motorsport Manager | 1.3 TF2 | $2.55 PP | - |
Move or Die | 0.7 TF2 | $1.46 PP | - |
Moving Out | 1.4 TF2 | $2.82 PP | - |
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden - Deluxe Edition | 1.5 TF2 | $3.01 PP | - |
My Friend Pedro | 1.0 TF2 | $1.91 PP | - |
My Time At Portia | 0.7 TF2 | $1.43 PP | - |
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4 Road to Boruto | 2.6 TF2 | $5.23 PP | - |
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM Revolution | 0.8 TF2 | $1.5 PP | - |
NASCAR Heat 5 - Ultimate Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.1 PP | - |
NBA 2K13 | 4.8 TF2 | $9.52 PP | - |
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 | 1.6 TF2 | $3.14 PP | - |
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker - Deluxe Edition | 1.6 TF2 | $3.13 PP | - |
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker | 0.4 TF2 | $0.83 PP | - |
Necromunda: Hired Gun | 0.7 TF2 | $1.45 PP | - |
Neon Abyss | 0.5 TF2 | $1.01 PP | - |
Neverwinter Nights: Complete Adventures | 3.7 TF2 | $7.33 PP | - |
Nine Parchments | 2.1 TF2 | $4.27 PP | - |
No Time to Relax | 2.9 TF2 | $5.75 PP | - |
Northgard | 3.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $7.64 PP Refer To My Other Thread | May Multiplayer Bundle |
Not For Broadcast | 0.7 TF2 | $1.36 PP | - |
ONE PIECE BURNING BLOOD GOLD EDITION | 2.0 TF2 | $3.91 PP | - |
ONE PIECE BURNING BLOOD | 0.7 TF2 | $1.46 PP | - |
ONE PIECE PIRATE WARRIORS 3 Gold Edition | 1.2 TF2 | $2.38 PP | - |
Observer | 0.4 TF2 | $0.74 PP | - |
Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty | 0.4 TF2 | $0.72 PP | - |
One Step From Eden | 0.5 TF2 | $1.03 PP | - |
Operation: Tango | 0.4 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $0.8 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (May 2023) |
Opus Magnum | 1.1 TF2 | $2.13 PP | - |
Orcs Must Die! 3 | 1.9 TF2 | $3.69 PP | - |
Outlast 2 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.17 PP | - |
Outlast | 0.5 TF2 | $1.06 PP | - |
Outward | 1.5 TF2 | $2.94 PP | - |
Overcooked | 1.0 TF2 | $2.02 PP | - |
Overcooked! 2 | 1.3 TF2 | $2.59 PP | - |
Overgrowth | 0.8 TF2 | $1.53 PP | - |
Overlord II | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Owlboy | 1.0 TF2 | $2.04 PP | - |
PC Building Simulator | 0.7 TF2 | $1.32 PP | - |
PGA TOUR 2K21 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.24 PP | - |
Paint the Town Red | 2.4 TF2 | $4.73 PP | - |
Parkitect | 5.5 TF2 | $10.98 PP | - |
Party Hard 2 | 0.4 TF2 | $0.71 PP | - |
Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition | 0.6 TF2 | $1.25 PP | - |
Pathologic 2 | 0.5 TF2 | $1.04 PP | - |
Pathologic Classic HD | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
Per Aspera | 0.7 TF2 | $1.39 PP | - |
Phantom Doctrine | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
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Space Engineers | 2.7 TF2 | $5.3 PP | - |
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State of Decay 2: Juggernaut Edition | 3.0 TF2 | $5.92 PP | - |
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SteamWorld Quest: Hand of Gilgamech | 0.9 TF2 | $1.83 PP | - |
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Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection | 1.5 TF2 | $2.94 PP | - |
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Stronghold Legends: Steam Edition | 0.9 TF2 | $1.76 PP | - |
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Sunset Overdrive | 1.0 TF2 | $2.01 PP | - |
Super Meat Boy | 0.5 TF2 | $1.08 PP | - |
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Supreme Commander 2 | 0.8 TF2 | $1.62 PP | - |
Supreme Commander Forged Alliance | 2.0 TF2 | $4.02 PP | - |
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Surviving Mars | 0.5 TF2 | $0.92 PP | - |
Surviving the Aftermath | 0.7 TF2 | $1.41 PP | - |
Sword Art Online Fatal Bullet - Complete Edition | 3.2 TF2 | $6.45 PP | - |
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Synth Riders | 3.5 TF2 | $6.96 PP | - |
TEKKEN 7 | 1.5 TF2 | $2.9 PP | - |
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Tales from the Borderlands | 3.4 TF2 | $6.83 PP | - |
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Talisman: Digital Edition | 0.5 TF2 | $0.94 PP | - |
Tank Mechanic Simulator | 1.1 TF2 | $2.17 PP | - |
Telltale Batman Shadows Edition | 1.0 TF2 | $1.9 PP | - |
Terraforming Mars | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Terraria | 2.1 TF2 | $4.26 PP | - |
The Ascent | 1.1 TF2 | $2.26 PP | - |
The Battle of Polytopia | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
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The Blackout Club | 0.6 TF2 | $1.17 PP | - |
The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope | 1.6 TF2 | $3.12 PP | - |
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The Dungeon Of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet Of Chaos | 0.8 TF2 | $1.69 PP | - |
The Escapists 2 | 0.9 TF2 | $1.85 PP | - |
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The Jackbox Party Pack 2 | 2.0 TF2 | $4.02 PP | - |
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The Walking Dead: The Telltale Definitive Series | 2.2 TF2 | $4.41 PP | - |
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This Is the Police | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
This War of Mine: Complete Edition | 0.7 TF2 | $1.36 PP | - |
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Torchlight II | 0.6 TF2 | $1.19 PP | - |
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Total War SHOGUN 2 | 3.5 TF2 | $7.03 PP | - |
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Total War™: WARHAMMER® | 3.1 TF2 | $6.25 PP | - |
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator | 2.9 TF2 | $5.68 PP | - |
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Tour de France 2020 | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
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Tribes of Midgard | 0.9 TF2 | $1.8 PP | - |
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Trine 2: Complete Story | 0.4 TF2 | $0.85 PP | - |
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Trine Ultimate Collection | 4.1 TF2 | $8.22 PP | - |
Tropico 5 – Complete Collection | 0.8 TF2 | $1.6 PP | - |
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Two Point Hospital | 2.2 TF2 | $4.28 PP | - |
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Ultimate Chicken Horse | 1.8 TF2 | $3.57 PP | - |
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Ultra Street Fighter IV | 0.6 TF2 | $1.15 PP | - |
Undertale | 2.0 TF2 | $4.07 PP | - |
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Until You Fall | 0.7 TF2 | $1.4 PP | - |
VTOL VR | 6.5 TF2 | $13.01 PP | - |
Vacation Simulator | 5.2 TF2 | $10.32 PP | - |
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Victor Vran | 0.8 TF2 | $1.62 PP | - |
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Volcanoids | 1.4 TF2 | $2.81 PP | - |
Vox Machinae | 3.4 TF2 | $6.78 PP | - |
Wargame European Escalation | 0.4 TF2 | $0.72 PP | - |
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Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters | 2.2 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread | $4.28 PP Refer To My Other Thread | Humble Choice (May 2023) |
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Master Collection | 1.6 TF2 | $3.12 PP | - |
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2023.06.04 12:28 ReplyInteresting1304 [WP] You awake suspended above your bed. Unable to move, unable to cry out. The room is filled with a bright light, and you can make out faint silhouettes. An alien abduction? Tears in your eyes, you almost give up hope when a scaly hand pulls you to safety. The monster under your bed is not happy.
I sat there a while, neatly cushioned under a barely levitating bed. The wooden feet lifted no more than a half inch from the yellow-white carpet I had burrowed into. That was our foxhole, and it was a dingy and lightly damp hidey-hole, too. Wettened, I imagine, from the who-knows-what drip funneling off of ITs back.
I had known IT for years, these spectral bastards for minutes. And I can't describe either set of creatures very well. IT was dipped in some sort of dry ick, and ITs hand was closer to scaly in texture than any other adjectives I can imagine. Trains of thought would run trackless in a gaudy mind trying to wrap 'round what IT was.
There was something really arid about it, like a drought come to life in the shape of a toad. A toad with an ugly laugh and a finnicky knack for limericks.
WHY, I IMAGINE YOU'RE SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD MULLING OVER HOW YOU'VE COME TO BE WED-- FROM A GREAT FLASH OF LIGHT IN THE MIDST OF THE NIGHT, TO THE MONSTER LAID UNDER YOUR BED.
I didn't answer. From a peripheral view I spied IT "pick ITs nose" with a tusk-like tooth, though I'm not sure that's a fair description of the biological butchery then-stumped beside me. I slipped over my hunched arms, peeking from the bottom of the coverlet curtains at our intrusive guests. I reckoned to myself a phrase like "Where the hell did they come from?"
SPEAK ALOUD YOUR MIND, AS YOU OUGHT YOU'RE OFFENDING MY POLKA-DOT SPOTS I'M NOT KEPT FROM YOUR HOME NOR YOUR SORE LITTLE DOME I SENSE YOU WITHHOLDING YOUR THOUGHTS
"Ease up and shut up," I retorted. "Don't let 'em hear us. I don't know what they want." I studied their shadow-dance. Though a midnight flashbang did bring me to my waking senses, the room swelled only with a total darkness, wholly absent of light; save for the gliding of their pitch tendril-limbs through the air.
They floated across my room, casting luminous gleam on this shelf, an inverted afterimage on that desk -- even now, I'm not sure how I knew there were multiple. They shimmered and swooned in a circle around a single glowing red dot, grounded in the center of the room. As they did, an air of acceptance filled my chest.
My curiosity nosedived into my subconscious. It took my situational judgment with it. I felt my body drain of emotional ego, and I became only a spectator. My sense about me distilled into a simple act of witnessing. ITs ugly shape molded towards me, groaning and croaking as an old wooden hatch. IT leaned near my ear, and I felt the puff of ITs rank breath.
OLD NEIGHBORS, OLD FACES, YOU SEE. IN YEARS PAST, I CAME TO BE FREE. I HID GUNG HO WITH AN AVERAGE JOE ALAS, THEY HAVE COME BACK FOR ME.
"You sure? Why you?"
AS SURE AS ONE EVER CAN BE. THEY BROADCAST A DANCE OF DECREE-- THEY COME TO TURN WIGHT AND FORCEFULLY INVITE ME ALONG FOR A GLASS OF BLACK TEA.
By then, my room was no longer my own. My lungs constricted a bit more with each breath, as blasts of warmth permeated the space to every corner. It was growing very hot, in very little time, as gracefully as cooked air might.
Nothing happened to my eye. And yet, I had the sense that my cornea shattered, and a billion little dotty pieces galivanted across my iris. All at sudden once, a million floaters trudged over my sight like a school of ocular fish.
"I get it now."
BORROWED TIME REVERBERATES, LOUD. THE DEBTOR MIGHT BLEND IN A CROWD HE MIGHT ALWAYS RUN HE MIGHT HAVE HIS FUN BUT IN THE END, WE ALL LIVE IN A SHROUD.
"...It's been real."
IT gave me a final proverb.
IT'S ENOUGH TO BE REAL. RIBBIT.
And at the last, a needle popped my bubble, and everything backtracked from that silent business into a state of being like a blown-out candle. A single whistle beat out the river of quiet, and my monster and I were gone.
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2023.06.04 12:19 rangernumberx Respect Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
"Here we go...(gulps)" Green 'Stache. King of Second Bananas. The original pallet swap. Plain old player two. No matter what, Luigi never seems to be able to catch a break, always living in his brother's shadow. But in reality, he's got many advantages over Mario, such as his jump height and being taller. But while he may be a coward, when it comes down to saving those he cares about, Luigi will find the strength inside him to stand up against his foes, be they Bowser's forces or King Boo's spectral legions.
This thread takes the Super Mario Bros. 'canon' as every Super Mario platformer and all closely linked games (the Luigi's Mansion games, Yoshi titles except for Wooly World, and Super Princess Peach). The sole exception is Super Mario Bros. 2, which is confirmed in the credits to be a dream. Hover over each feat for the game they come from. Any feats featuring a different character comes from a game where they are capable of demonstrating the exact same feat.
Legend
1 - Super Mario Bros.
3 - Super Mario Bros. 3
W - Super Mario World
W2 - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
LM - Luigi's Mansion
64-DS - Super Mario 64 DS
PP - Super Princess Peach
New - New Super Mario Bros.
G - Super Mario Galaxy
New-W - New Super Mario Bros. Wii
G2 - Super Mario Galaxy 2
3DL - Super Mario 3D Land
New-2 - New Super Mario Bros. 2
New-U - New Super Mario Bros. U
LM-2 - Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
3DW - Super Mario 3D World
LM-3 - Luigi's Mansion 3
Strength
Striking - Jumping Into
Striking - Punching/Kicking
Striking - Spinning
Striking - Ground Pound
Leaping
Lifting/Throwing
Other
Durability
Blunt Force
Falling
Explosive
Other
Speed
Agility
Abilities
Feats
Size Changing
Super Mushroom
Mushroom
Mega Mushroom
Mini Mushroom
Mobility
Super Leaf
P Wing
Tanooki Leaf
Statue Leaf
Super Acorn
Propeller Mushroom
Cape Feather
Bee Mushroom
Red Star
P Balloon
Power Flower
Cloud Mushroom
Spring Mushroom
Frog Suit
Penguin Suit
Offensive
Fire Flower
Ice Flower
Gold Flower
Boomerang Flower
Hammer Suit
Blue Shell
Super Bell
Rock Mushroom
Invincibility
Starman
Rainbow Star
Invincibility Leaf
P-Acorn
Other
Boo Mushroom
Mario Cap
In Super Mario 64 DS, characters can wear the caps of Mario, Luigi, and Wario, turning them into the hat's owner and gaining their abilities.64-DS
Wario Cap
In Super Mario 64 DS, characters can wear the caps of Mario, Luigi, and Wario, turning them into the hat's owner and gaining their abilities.64-DS
Double Cherry
Life Mushroom
Poltergust 3000
A vacuum cleaner adapted by Professor E. Gadd to be able to suck up ghosts, used in Luigi's Mansion.
Strength
Functions
Other
Poltergust 5000
An later version of the Poltergust 3000 from Luigi's Mansion 2. It can be further upgraded to the Super Poltergust, which increases its capabilities to suck up ghostsLM-2
Strength
Functions
Poletergust G-00
The Poltergust Luigi obtained from E. Gadd's car in Luigi's Mansion 3 which has a range of abilities on top of the basic functions presented with earlier models.
Strength
Functions
Gooigi
Other
Other
Game Boy Horror
A modified Game Boy Colour, given to Luigi by Professor E. Gadd to help him through Luigi's Mansion.
Dual Scream
In Luigi's Mansion 2, E. Gadd changes with the times and this time gives Luigi a modified DS. It would be later dubbed the Dual Scream.
Virtual Boo
Luigi's Mansion 3's communication device modelled after the Virtual Boy, complete with red-coloured holographic imagery.
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2023.06.04 12:11 Thick_Mick_Chick Windows to the Soul:Shiloh's Final Battle
It'd been a busy week. She'd practically begged the clock to go faster at work this afternoon, knowing full well she had the weekend off. Being a police dispatcher? You needed those "mental health breaks" that so many sing virtues about. It'd been a rough mental health week, for sure.
Tish recognized the number on the caller I.D. lt was Ol Shiloh. He'd been a paratrooper in Vietnam, and he came back stateside without so much of a scratch on him physically. Mentally? He saw "gooks" (Ol Shiloh's completely politically incorrect term for the Viet Cong as well as the eponymous Charlie) at the bottom of the basement stairs and in the shower waiting for him to enter the bathroom. As a little girl, Tish knew Ol Shiloh had a good heart but a feeble mind. His visual and auditory hallucinations made him the laughing stock of many of Eerie's child residents who pointed, snickered, and rolled their finger at the side of their temple, indicating he was crazier than a shithouse rat. Ol Shiloh sounded legitimately scared when he called, though. This was not an emotion Tish was familiar with. Nothing rattled Ol Shiloh even with his advanced case of post-traumatic stress disorder. He'd known Tish's parents, and? Oddities aside? Ol Shiloh was a good man. So? Speaking to him had never presented a challenge until today, and, Oh, what a challenge it was...
"Eerie 911. Will this be police, fire, or medical?" Tish had picked up on the 2nd ring. "Ginny? Ginny Lynn? Is that you? " The normally loquacious Shiloh queried. "Shiloh? Hey! Is everything okay?" Tish inquired. Tish was the nickname given to her by her boyfriend, Craig, who Ginny never called by that name. His nickname was Gomez. They were the local Halloween decorating contest champions and adored everything scary, thus the nicknames given to each: Gomez and Morticia from Addams family fame. "Naw, Ginny girl. Ain't okay at all." Ol Shiloh was not himself. "What's happening?" Tish's mounting concern was palpable. "Nothing right now. It was last night." Ol Shiloh spoke, barely above a whisper. Remaining ever so patient, Tish replied, "What happened last night, Shiloh? You don't sound like yourself, and it's worrying me." "Ginny, don't you worry your pretty lil head about me. Harry & Virginia did a fine job raising you. Guess it didn't take in your lil sister, considering she turned out to be the town doorknob. Everybody's had a turn at that girl." Granted, Ol Shiloh was never known to mince his words, but this was strong even for him. What was even worse? He wasn't wrong. Time to get him reigned back in. "Well, I don't think you called to talk to me about my sister's promiscuity. What's going on with you, Shiloh?" Tish was sensing his reluctance to just "spit it out. " It was as if he was having 2nd thoughts about placing the call to begin with. "I had visitors last night." Shiloh barely spoke above a whisper. "Visitors?" Tish queried. Ol Shiloh never had visitors. Hell, he'd been living all by himself every sense Rose died. His saintly wife was married to him 50 years, only a month before she passed away from a fatal heart attack. To say Ol Shiloh was lost? That was an understatement. Shiloh was nothing without Rose. He met her in August of 68, right after he came back stateside from Vietnam in May of that same year. It was love at 1st sight for Ol Shiloh, but Rose needed convincing. She mistakenly thought Shiloh was "a Mama's boy" because he worshipped the ground Rose walked on. He was not. He was simply in love for the 1st and last time. Tish was really surprised with how well Ol Shiloh was able to pull through the 2nd roughest time in his life with the aid of Eerie's townsfolk. And? As Elton John famously quoted? When it comes to Ol Shiloh? I'm still standing. This? This was different. This was not the Shiloh she'd known for the last 53 years of her life. "Ginny, they were kids. Well, they looked like kids, but..." Ol Shiloh trailed off. He shut down again. "Looked like kids? What made you think they weren't kids, Shiloh?" Tish was nervous and ancy. This felt wrong. Something was off. "There were 2 of them. A boy, dark hair, pale skin, and probably about 12 years old. He had a lil girl with him about 7, also dark hair & pale skin." Shiloh was intrepid. Tish quietly listened as Gomez and some of the other deputies were laughing in the office behind her. She gave them a scornful look, and the guys piped down. "They'd knocked at my front door about an hour after the sun went down. I didn't have the porch light on. The screen door was shut and locked, but the wooden door was open. I turned the porch light on so I could see them better. They were both looking down at their feet. The boy whispered something but I couldn't hear, so I asked him to speak up," Shiloh let the flood gates burst forward. "Sir? May we use your phone? We've gotten lost and are scared. We need to call our mother. Please, let us in." The dark-haired boy requested. "I've not seen you kids around here before in my life. Who's your parents?" Shiloh knew everyone in Eerie, Indiana, but he'd never seen these odd looking kids. "Sir? Please, let us in. We need to call our mother. She'll be so worried." The dark-haired boy practically recited word for word what he'd already previously said, which really riled Shiloh up. "Boy, you deaf?", I asked, "Who's your folks?" Shiloh continued to give Tish the play by play. "Sir? Please. We are cold. We are hungry and we are scared. Please, let us in." The dark-haired boy sounded rehearsed and mechanical. "NO! There's something not right here." Ol Shiloh didn't survive a hot tour in the jungle because he didn't have good instincts. "Sir, please, if you could just let us in." The little dark-haired girl then chimed in. Ol Shiloh knew instinctively not to trust these 2 but found himself being drawn to them paradoxically. His hand reached for the storm door to open it even though every fiber in his being told him not to. "What the hell are you kids cause you ain't human?!" Ol Shiloh was more nervous now than when he was a tunnel rat. Both children looked up and to Shiloh simultaneously. What he saw scared him worse than any night he'd spent in jungle. Their eyes were black, not just the pupil. The Iris, cornea, and pupil were all black but not just any black. The deepest black, pure obsidian. The answers to all of the galaxy's most burning questions were in those pitch black bottomless depth eyes. "Shiloh Svengaard, let us IN!" both children stared into Shiloh's pale milky blue eyes as he stared back into their black ones. "NO. NO, NOW GO AWAY!" Shiloh slammed the wooden door and locked it. He watched as the black eyed children walked to the end of his driveway and onto James Dean Boulevard. They went off into the night and Ol Shiloh didn't see them anymore. "So, you thought they'd return?" Tish was a tad overwhelmed. Ol Shiloh had audio and visual hallucinations but it was always fellow soldiers, the Viet Cong or the North Vietnamese Army. It sure as hell wasn't black eyed tweens. "Ginny girl, I don't think they'll return. I know it. They're coming for me. I know they are." Delusions of persecution certainly isn't anything new to Tish when it came to Ol Shiloh but this was different. Shiloh was full of doubt and self defeat. Never in his life had Ol Shiloh backed down from a fight. This? This was uncharted territory. "Want Don to swing by on patrol tonight? Craig and I are having a lil evening out so he won't be on. Don would be glad to do it, Shiloh. Really." Comforting and reassuring Ol Shiloh was Tish's main concern at the moment. "Yeah, Ginny Girl. Have Don cruise by my place if he would. Maybe a patrol car will keep these evil fucking little bastards away from me and my house. Best part of those lil sons a bitches dripped down their Mama's leg when she was getting pregnant with 'em!" Ol Shiloh always had a way with words. "Okay. I'll tell him but remember to use the non emergency line next time, Shiloh. Can't tie 911 up with non emergent calls." Tish gently scolded. "Fuck that non emergency number, Ginny girl! It prompts me to press 1 for English and 2 for the ESPENOIL (pronounced ESPN OIL) and bullshit! I just call 911 and get ahold of you!" Shiloh wasn't about to call an automated line. That just wasn't how he did things. Tish was the one that could handle his problems. She was the good sister. "Okay, okay, Shiloh. I'll tell Don. You just take it from me. Rose wouldn't want to see you like this." Tish was truly concerned. "Ginny girl, my Rosie can't see anything anymore." And with that? He hung up the phone. The guys were still hanging out in the office, albeit much quieter. "Sorry 'bout that. We didn't know you were on the phone. We wouldn't have been telling jokes if we knew you were on the phone." Gomez sheepishly looked down at the table where he was seated with 2 other deputies, Don & Bubba. "It wouldn't have mattered. Ol Shiloh was ranting so much he didn't even hear you guys." Tish dismissed. "Ol Shiloh? What put a hair across his ass?" Don asked. "He said 2 kids came by last night about an hour after dark, wanting to be let in the house. He was uncharacteristically afraid. He said they just kept repeating to let them in so they could call their mother. He felt something was off, something wasn't right." Tish trailed off. "Kids? Whose kids?" Gomez spoke up. "He didn't know. He even asked the kids who their parents were but they just kept asking to come in the house." Tish replied. "Anyway, he said when he really got scared was when both kids looked up at him and their eyes were black. Their eyes were completely black." Tish kept relaying everything Ol Shiloh told her. Gomez, Don & Bubba looked at her as if she'd grown a 2nd head. "I'm just telling you what he said." Tish defended. "When he saw those black eyes? He panicked, slammed and locked the wooden door and told them to go away. They did." Tish finished. "So what does Lt. Dan want us to do with a couple of kids with colored contacts pranking the local crazy Vietnam Vet?" Don sighed. "I offered for you to swing by his place on patrol tonight. He was pleased with that." Tish informed. "FFS. Fine. Bubba and I can swing by a few times tonight as long as it shuts that old crazy bastard up." Don resigned to his fate. "You know, Don? No one will ever accuse you of being too caring." Tish just rolled her eyes. "BTW? What was the joke you guys were laughing at?" Tish suddenly remembered. "There was a young Indian warrior who asked the tribe's chief one day how he decided on all of the babies' names when they were born since he was given the honor of naming all of the children"... Bubba began. "He said, "My son, if there is an eagle flying over when a child is being born? I call that child Eagle Flying Over. If there is snow gently falling when a child is being born? I call that child Snow Gently Falling, but tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?" Bubba finished to a 2nd round of uproarious laughter. "For Christ's sake, Bubba. You ain't got a lick of sense!" Gomez wiped a tear of laughter from his eye and proceeded to leave he and Don in charge while he and Tish left for the day.
They got into the SUV and headed towards the Blue Bayou Creole restaurant. Most quaint and quirky hometowns have that one little restaurant everyone loves. The Blue Bayou was Eerie, Indiana's version. The seafood buffet on Friday nights were always a hit. As much as Tish & Gomez were home bodies? They did enjoy an occasional night at the Blue Bayou.
Bubba and Don drank coffee and told more dirty jokes. Swinging by Ol Shiloh's place a few times tonight will help break up the monotony. Poor ol bastard didn't mean any harm. He was just messed up in the head. Kids with all black eyes? What the hell was that all about, anyway?
Ol Shiloh really wanted to believe Tish. He really did. He knew, deep down inside, if Ginny, Craig and the boys at Eerie PD couldn't help him? No one could. Well, he has his shot gun on the rack, but who would threaten to shoot children? He saw enough of that shit cleaning out villages of their denizens back in jungle. He never intended to live that kind of hell, again. Strange looking kids or not, they still at least looked like kids. He just couldn't bring himself to shoot a child.
He was nodding off in his recliner. The sun was dipping below the horizon.
Tish & Gomez sat and ate and caught up with the day's activities. "Ol Shiloh was really that scared, huh?" Gomez asked Tish in a low voice so others couldn't overhear. "Yeah. Yeah, he was. It was unsettling." Tish was clearly still bothered. "I'll remind Don later on tonight when I check in, I promise." Gomez reassured. "Please, do. I've never heard fear in his voice before. It's really got me shook." Tish slowly relaxed and let the stress melt away as she took another spoonful of gumbo. "Consider it done." Gomez smiled and began eating as well.
Was it a knock? He couldn't be sure. The house was dark but Shiloh knew his own home. He slowly got up from the recliner and proceeded to the door. Could it be? He hoped not. Even as much as he knew those little demons were going to return? He had really hoped he'd be wrong. One quick look through the glass of the wooden door proved he was not. There they were: same dark-haired pale boy and girl but there was something different this time. There was a 3rd party out there but the darkness prevented him from making out who it was. This 3rd party was taller and bigger, clearly an adult but that was the only clear thing.
"Please, Shiloh, let us in. We're cold. We're hungry. Our mother is worried." Both children said in unison. The 3rd party waited in the wings. "I don't know you little mother fuckers so how did you know my name?" Shiloh raged. He was still scared but more angry now.
"Rosie told us." Both children simultaneously chirped happily.
Wait, what? Rosie? Rosie as in my Rosie? The Rosie I cruelly lost just 4 January's ago? "ROSIE? What the hell you mean Rosie?" Ol Shiloh thought that he'd lost what little mind he had left. Just then? Something happened that flipped Ol Shiloh's world upside down.
"Shiloh Shenandoah? Is that you, my love?" Rosie. It was Rosie. Bigger than shit, it was his beloved wife of over 50 years. How, though? It couldn't be. He saw her on the slab in the morgue when he had to identify her. It couldn't be. She was 4 years in the ground! Yet, there she stood behind the black eyed children looking at him with the same set of obsidian black eyes.
"Rosie? That can't be you. You died a month after our 50th wedding anniversary! You've been gone 4 years!" Ol Shiloh's mind was reeling and he didn't know what to do.
"Don't you love me, anymore, my dear? I thought you'd be so happy to see me." Rosie smiled a smile that would have otherwise been beautiful if it weren't sitting below 2 pitch black eyes.
"Don't ask silly questions, Rosie. You're the only one for me. You always have been. You always will be." Shiloh was opening the screen door. The dark-haired pale children grabbed the storm door from the other side and pulled, Rosie with her sinister grin and black eyes moved forward.
"Let us in, Shiloh." The children and Rosie crossed the threshold and, immediately afterwards? Shiloh let out a scream coming from the death throws. As painful as it was? At least the ripping out of his throat by the children's mouths was, mercifully, quick.
"Bubba! You are one redneck, peckerwood cracker!" Don rolled his eyes as he drove along at a steady pace patrolling. "You know I'm right! You just don't want to admit it!" Bubba was getting equally irritated with Don in his response. Don's wife, Allison, was, indeed, Tish's little sister. She was also "the town doorknob" as Old Shiloh not so eloquently called her. She was well known to everyone as Eerie's town slut even though she married Don 10 years ago. Guess it's true what the song says, you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
"Dude, I know you love her but she's always gonna be the town whore, Man" Bubba tried backpedaling at least some.
"Will you shut up? Will you just shut the fuck up? I'm tired of hearing this shit!" Don lost it and blew up on Bubba. Bubba, in turn, shut down and stopped speaking.
They rolled onto James Dean Boulevard and proceeded to Ol Shiloh's place. It was dark, lonely and isolated. Shiloh was never one for neighbors, but something seemed even more off. Something just didn't seem right. Isn't that what Tish described earlier when Shiloh spoke to her on the phone? She said she heard fear. They'd never known Ol Shiloh to be fearful. Today? All of that changed.
Don & Bubba slowly crept up Shiloh's long driveway. Don tried rolling the spotlight on the cruiser up onto Shiloh's front porch. It was still a weak beam of light but was getting brighter. "What the fuck?" Don hit the brakes. "What is it?" Bubba looked at Don like he was absolutely crazy. "The door is open. Actually? Both of them are." Don shone the spotlight onto the open screen and wooden doors. They could tell both doors were open but could see nothing else due to the darkness.
"I don't like this, Bubba." Don was intrepid and softly pressed on the accelerator.
"Don, should we call Tish & Gomez? I mean, I know it's their night out but..." Bubba trailed off.
They sat in the driveway next to Ol Shiloh's porch. Other than both front doors being open? They couldn't see a thing.
Don and Bubba slowly approached the porch, guns drawn. It was dark but something was lying just inside the open front doors. As they advanced? It was boots. Jump boots that had a high polish shine. Those boots were connected to legs. Shiloh's legs.
"Jesus Christ, call for a bus!" Don yelled for Bubba to radio in for an ambulance.
Shiloh laid at the entrance to his home, flat on his back, staring with dead cold wide open eyes straight to and through the ceiling. A look of abject horror plastered all over his face. His throat was ripped out almost to his spinal cord.
"Oh, God, I'm gonna puke!" Bubba ran back outside where the evening's coffee went all over the sidewalk.
"Call the coroner, too. This is gonna be a God damn circus!" Don didn't attempt to get a pulse considering Shiloh's carotid arteries and jugular veins had been viciously ripped out.
Bubba wiped his mouth and started calling all of the necessary people. Don stood next to Shiloh with his hands holding his head in disbelief.
"Our 1st kill was a success." The dark-haired pale boy said to the creature that looked like Rosie.
"It was this time. We must improve. We must refine. If we don't evolve? We wither and die. What would the point be to just stop at the 1st kill? The colony could never advance if we never pursued other avenues to further our agenda." The creature that looked like Rosie opined.
The dark-haired pale boy and girl nodded in sync with everything the creature that looked like Rosie said. Is this how their occupation of Terra was really going to commence? Given everything the Alliance taught them? They thought the humans would be more violent and aggressive. Perhaps? The distant study of the Terrestrials proved incorrect in practice in comparison to theory. Perhaps the Terrestrials will gladly cease resistance when they realize just how futile it will be.
PART 1: The Windows to the Soul: Shiloh's final battle END
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