• CHANGELOG FOR APRIL:

• RETIRING IN 2023:

Official Report Upon the Human Military for Diplomatic Intelligence Action

1. Phillipe Amon (Sicpa)Owner and manager of SICPA, a Swiss company and universal leader that specializes in the printing of bank notes, passports, lottery tickets, and identity documents. SICPA prints money and passports.
   
2. Maurice & Roberta Amon related to Phillipe
   
3. Lisa Anastos General Counsel for Payfone, a digital identity authentication network. Anastos previously worked in the law department of Goldman Sachs and General Counsel’s office of American Express.
   
4. Robert Alex Appleby (New Ventures)ADM Capital
   
5. Maite Arango: Vice-President, Board of Directors for Grupo Vips. Grupo Vips manages Starbucks, TGIFridays, and other chain companies. Arango is also Chairman of the Board for Ashoka, a company that ironically focuses on the betterment of today’s youth. Ashoka even has its own schools.
   
6. Victor Arellano: Victor Arellano Jr. is Vice Chairman of the Board of Bacardi. He’s a 5th generation descendant of the founder of Bacardi.
   
7. Arthur & Cathy Armstrong (Mckinsky)Debevoise and Plimpton LLP
   
8. Vittorio & Charlotte Assaf: Vittorio is co-founder of Serafina Restaurant Group.
   
9. William Astor Silvergate Media.
   
10. Peter Bahrke Co-founder of Aecor Partners
    
11. Andrew Balazs Real estate mogul and entrepreneur. Owns several hotels throughout NYC and London, as well as residential real estate. He was engaged to actress Uma Thurman for three years and dated Chelsea Handler for two years later on. Allegedly groped Amanda Anka (Jason Bateman’s wife) at a party he hosted for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.
    
12. Alice Bamford & George Bamford Brother and sister. Offspring of Sir Anthony & Lady Carole Bamford George is a successful luxury watch manufacturer.
    
13. Clive Bannister (Pheonix Group, HSBC Investment)
    
14. Javier Banonis a Founding Partner at Trilantic Capital Management LLC. Was a principal (higher up) at Lehman Brothers and previously worked at Deutsche Bank as a Managing Director. Trilantic was founded by five partners who had all worked together at Lehman Brothers.
    
15. Nicholas & Gretel Barham: Gretel Barham (Gretel Packer) is the daughter of Kerry Packer, a deceased Australian media mogul worth billions. Both Gretel and younger brother James are billionaires. Nick Barham is Gretel’s ex-husband and a British financier.
    
16. Peter Barnes Entrepreneur and environmentalist
    
17. Hilary Bastone No info
    
18. Tim and Natasha Both directors of H.B. Leisure Holdings Ltd., which focuses on skill games, arcades, amusement parks, etc.
    
19. Lorenz Baumer (Jeweler)
    
20. Nicolas Bergraven Billionaire investor and founder and president of the Berggruen Institute, a think tank that hopes to “shape political, economic and social institutions for the 21st century.” Vague. Berggruen, according to lamag.com, “puts more trust in elites than voters” and suggested that “the Senate should be appointed rather than elected.”
    
21. Bill Berkman the wealthy investor whose secretary once sued him about being forced to look at pornographic pictures of women in emails (the suit was dismissed with prejudice in 2015)
    
22. Robin Birley (Private Members Club)
    
23. Debbie & Bola Von Bismark Leopold (“Bolle”) von Bismarck is the great-grandson of Otto von Bismarck, the first chancellor of Germany. Debbie is a former model and Leopold’s wife. Model Kate Moss is currently engaged to their son, Nikolai.
    
24. Vaness Von Bismark Cofounder of BPCM, a public relations firm that specialized in fashion, beauty, and wine & spirits. Great-great-granddaughter of Otto von Bismarck.
    
25. Johnnie & Sophie Boden: Johnnie Boden is a clothing entrepreneur.
    
26. Daniele Bodini Serves as Chairman Emeritus of American Continental Properties Group (ACP), which focuses on asset and wealth management. Bodini also serves as a Member of Board of Overseers at Columbia Business School and is the ambassador of the Republic of San Marino to the United Nations.
    
27. Edouard de Boisgelin: Holding company CEO out of Paris.
    
28. Andrea & Gioia Bonomi: Andrea Bonomi is the founder of Investindustrial Limited, an asset management private equity firm. He also served on the management board and as Chairman of Banca Popolare di Milano.
    
29. Nicholas Bookis: President of Topside Shipping Inc
    
30. Christiana Booth MD CEO At Mirval Limited
    
31. Mark & Lauren Booth: Mark Booth was CEO of BSkyB (owner of Sky TV). His wife, Lauren, is an artist.
    
32. Michael Borrico Founder and CEO of Certified Construction
    
33. Ferdinando Brachetti (Peretti) Nobility. Son of Count Aldo Maria Brachetti-Peretti. Co-owner of Italian oil company, API.
    
34. Ugo Brachetti (Peretti)lso co-owner of Italian oil company, API. Ferdinando’s brother.
    
35. Tony Brand Assistant General Manager of Gucci. Has also worked with Ralph Lauren, Tom Ford, Prada, and other companies.
    
36. Tiberto Brandolini d'Adda (DISNEY INSTITUTEMr. Brandolini d’Adda currently serves as an independent member of the Board of Directors of YAFA S.p.A. In addition, from 2015 to December 2019, he has been an independent Board member of LumX Asset Management (Suisse) S.A. (formerly Gottex Fund Management Holdings Limited).
    
37. Peter Brandt American industrialist who focuses mainly on print media.
    
38. Richard Branson (VIRGIN)Billionaire who founded Virgin group (Virgin Airlines, Virgin megastores). In 2017, a backup singer for Joss Stone claimed that Branson sexually assaulted her on his private island. Richard Branson must face lawsuit in U.S. over Virgin Galactic space travel problems, defrauded investors.
    
39. Flavio Briatore: Italian businessman who used to manage two Formula One racing teams.
    
40. Edgar Bronfman Jr. (Rothchild/Vatican) Seagram’s heir. Half-brother of Clare and Sara Bronfman (NXIVM sex cult). In addition to being a billionaire business tycoon, his father, Edgar Bronfman Sr., was the leader of the World Jewish Congress, This group has links to the Rothschilds and the Vatican.
    
41. Chris and Alison Brown
    
42. James & Lucinda Bruce: James is a businessman who comes from nobility. His father was a baron. His 2nd wife, Lucinda, is a producer.
    
43. Jules Burney: Chairman of Stockcube ltd, a financial research company.
    
44. Jason Calacanis Internet entrepreneur. Dot-com millionaire. name was found in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book on page 9.[47] On 5 August 2020, he addressed this discovery by stating that he met Epstein at a Ted Talk, when Epstein wanted to invest in Calacanis' magazine. Calacanis also added that he has "played ping pong with Ghislaine Maxwell once"
    
45. Roddy Campbell Campbell is a jack-of-all-trades businessman. He has worked in marketing, networking, and consulting.
    
46. Brooke & Emilio del Campo: Likely meant to be Emilio Ocampo, an economist and financial expert who has worked for Chase Manhattan Bank, Salomon Brothers, Citigroup, and Morgan Stanley.
    
47. Andrew de Candole: British entrepreneur and real estate mogul. Numerous leaked offshore accounts
    
48. Nicolas Candy British luxury property developer. Accused of tax evasion in 2016
    
49. Massimo & Sara Carello: Massimo is an Italian businessman who has served as CEO of Fiat UK, Diners Club UK, and Independent Director of Canadian Overseas Petroleum.
    
50. Camilla Carlborn: Chairwoman of Carlbom Shipping ltd. Carlbom Shipping looks after the interests of vessels and cargo owners.
    
51. Sophie Caruth: Former literary agent at William Morris. Formerly held a senior manager position at Mason Rose, a sales and marketing company.
    
52. Guido Casagrande Company director of IU Holdings ltd, a financial services holding company.
    
53. Sophie Caruth: Former literary agent at William Morris. Formerly held a senior manager position at Mason Rose, a sales and marketing company.
    
54. Aurelia Cecil Stephenson: Founder of Aurelia Public Relations. Her client list included Salvatore Ferragamo, Krug Champagne, TAG Heuer watches, and Gianni Versace.
    
55. Dr. Mark Cecil: Founding Partner at Jabre Capital Partners, a hedge fund company. Close friend of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
    
56. Vikram Chatwal: Actomodel/movie producer and hotel owner in New York City and Miami. Bill Clinton, Prince Nikolaos of Greece, Naomi Campbell, and P. Diddy attended his wedding.
    
57. Gianluca Cicogna: CEO, CFO, and President of Beauty Brands Inc. Brother of Gianfranco Cicogna.
    
58. Giuseppa Cipriani: The main business manager of Cipriani S.A., whose holdings include 55 Wall Street (the whole building) and Cipriani restaurants worldwide (most notably in NYC).
    
59. Gustavo & Patty Cisneros: Gustavo is a billionaire Venezuelan businessman and Chairman of Grupo Cisneros, one of the largest privately held media entertainment organizations in the world.
    
60. Isabel Clavarino: Also known as Isabelle Harvie-Watt, Clavarino is the former managing partner at Spring Studios, a production and branding agency and was Giorgio Armani’s key point person for the press, media and celebrities. Last year, Clavarino was named Valentino’s Chief Marketing Officer.
    
61. Graham & Emma Clempson: Vice Chairman, Executive Board at MidOcean Partners, a private equity and investment firm. Emma is an English radio and television presenter.
    
62. Drax, Jeremy: Founder of Parham Holdings, a London property operation
    
63. Dolbey, Alex & Suzie: Suzie Dolbey (nee Murray-Philipson) is the daughter of the recently deceased Robin Murray-Philipson, who was the descendant of the Viscounts Elibank. Alex Dolbey has been the director of several management and investment companies.
    
64. Dorrit: Dorrit Moussaieff is an Israeli jewellery designer, editor, and businesswoman who married into royalty. Dorrit was the First Lady of Iceland from 2003-2016 after marrying President Olafur Ragnar Grimsson in 2000. Although Moussaieff claims that Epstein only had her phone number because they “lived on the same street in London sometime between 1978 and 1983,” the Daily Mail published a picture of her and her husband, President Olafur Ragnar Grimsson, with Ghislaine Maxwell.
    
65. Dreesmann, Bernard: Executive Chairman of Morleys department stores in London
    
66. Dubbens, Peter: Peter Dubens is a British Internet entrepreneur and investor. Founder of Oakley Capital.
    
67. Dubin, Glen: Glenn Dubin is a billionaire hedge fund manager. There is a great article detailing Dubin and his wife’s relationship with Epstein here: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/09/glenn-dubin-epstein-questionsSummary of the article: Dubin was the first one accused by Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre. Rinaldo Rizzo, Dubin’s chef, testified that sexual activities occurred between Dubin and a 15-year-old girl, which led to him and his wife quitting as personal chefs of the Dubins. Dubin’s wife, Dr. Eva Andersson-Dubin, dated Epstein for a long time before she married Dubin. The couple was so close with Epstein that even after Epstein was convicted in 2008 and officially a registered sex offender, they invited him to Thanksgiving dinner and wrote a letter to his probation officer that they trusted him around their children, who were all minors at the time. Multiple sources say Epstein was actually their children’s Godfather, but a spokesman for the couple denies it. Glen Dubin and Epstein helped each other with their business ties, as well. Dubin also had other ties with Epstein (personal friends with Les Wexner and others). Dubin and his wife are definitely major players in the Epstein saga.
    
68. Larry Coben Former Senior Principal of Sunrise Capital Partners. Currently Chairman of the Board at NRG Energy, a large energy company that serves 3 million people in the U.S. NRG also has its name on several sports stadiums in Texas.
    
69. Nicholas Coleridge: Chairman of Condé Nast Britain. Condé Nast is a media giant and the parent company of Allure, Architectural Digest, Ars Technica, Backchannel, Bon Appétit, Brides, Condé Nast Traveler, Epicurious, Glamour, Golf Digest, GQ, Pitchfork, Self, Teen Vogue, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Vogue, W and Wired.
    
70. Susannah & Sten Ber Constantine: Susannah is a fashion journalist, author, and television presenter. Her husband, Sten Bertelsen was one of the creators of Death Cigarettes, a fairly popular British brand in the 1990s.
    
71. Clive Cooke: Securities executive who is now the head of sales in Europe, the Middle East, and Africa for a leading technology company.
    
72. Rupert Cordle: Founder of Cordles, a residential building contractor in London. Brother of Rachel and Marina Cordle.
    
73. Harry Cotterall: Chairman of Fisher German, a property consulting firm in England.
    
74. Boykin R. Curry: Boykin Curry is a partner at Eagle Capital, an investment firm based in New York. Mr. Curry is a co-founder of Public Prep, a group of charter schools in New York City. He is also a board member of Alliance for School Choice and a co-founder of Democrats for Education Reform
    
75. Carmen D’Alessio, the international nightlife guru who helped spawn Studio 54 and other famous clubs. She is a party legend with countless celebrity ties.
    
76. Dabbagh, Amr A.: A wealthy businessman/investor from Saudi Arabia. Dabbagh recently faced corruption charges but settled with the Saudi Arabian government. Has ties all around the world, as he is a member of and/or serves/served on the boards of the World Economic Forum, London Business School, Cleveland Clinic, Jeddah Economic Forum, Harvard Institute for Social and Economic Policy in the Middle East, etc.
    
77. Darrin, Drake Darrin runs an investment group out of Greenwich, Connecticut. Lived about a mile away from Epstein in NYC.
    
78. Davies, Jeff: Most likely refers to the current CFO for Legal & General Group. Davies was once a senior partner at Ernst & Young.
    
79. Davies, David & Linda: Sir David Davies is a wealthy banker and businessman with deep connections. A family friend introduced him to David Rockefeller back in the ‘60s, which helped him get his start. Linda, daughter of a Chinese-Malaysian tycoon, is his second wife. They were married for over 20 years but are now divorced.
    
80. Nick & Heather Day P&D Development Company in Kenya
    
81. de Baecque, Patrick: de Baecque has his hands in online news media (lefigaro.fr) in France. de Baecque was named Director of Sales and Operations at Dolead in 2017. Dolead is a company that is involved with online marketing.
    
82. Del Bono, Luca: Co-founder of Quintessentially Group, a hospitality group that specializes in leisure, travel, and tourism.
    
83. Dell, Adam: Brother of Michael Dell (Founder of Dell Technologies and 27th ranked richest person in the world in Forbes’s BS rankings that discount the elite families). Adam is a venture capitalist who has a baby with Padma Lakshmi.
    
84. Deluca Dina & Fouard Chartuuni: Fouad Chartouni is the president of Kensico Properties, a real-estate holding company in New York. Chartouni and his brother own the Lowell Hotel in New York. The Lowell is a high-end 5 star hotel that caters largely to film executives, fashion design CEOs, publishing CEOs, and financial CEOs. Madonna lived there for nearly a year after breaking up with Sean Penn. Dina Deluca is Chartouni’s wife. She used to work as an assistant in film and television, but now focuses on her DDC28 brand of bath and beauty products.
    
85. Derby, Ros & Jonathan. Johnathan is the Managing Director and Senior Wealth Advisor at The Colony Group. He provides financial, investment, and tax planning services to high-net-worth individuals, trusts, and pensions
    
86. Dietrich Marc Antoine and Cath: Baron Marc-Antoine de Dietrich is a businessman. He resigned as director of Vossloh Cogifer in 2011.
    
87. Dietrich, Paul & Laura: Paul is Chief Investment Officer of Fairfax Global Markets LLC. They manage investments for private investors, retirement funds, and private institutions.
    
88. Dolbey, Alex & Suzie: Suzie Dolbey (nee Murray-Philipson) is the daughter of the recently deceased Robin Murray-Philipson, who was the descendant of the Viscounts Elibank. Alex Dolbey has been the director of several management and investment companies.
    
89. Ducrey-Giordano, Francisco: the owner of General Vegetables out of Italy
    
90. Durso Luigi: Luigi d’Urso was a noble and Italian railroad executive who died in 2006. His grandfather was the 9th Duke di Cassano. His mother was the great-granddaughter of George Clymer, one of the founding fathers of the U.S. and signee of both the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution. d’Urso was also married to French designer and model Ines de la Fressange.
    
91. Ecclestone, Bernie: A billionaire British business magnate and former chief executive of Formula One Group. Ecclestone has faced some minimal controversies for tax evasion, bribery, and saying that Hitler was a man who was “able to get things done.” Disgustingly enough, Ecclestone, at the age of 89, became a father to his first son, Ace, on July 1, 2020.
    
92. Eckon, Paul: Paul Ekon is an international investor and venture capitalist who allegedly fled South Africa in the mid-90s because he was being investigated for links to a gold-smuggling syndicate. Has strong ties to South Africa, including being a personal friend of former president, Thabo Mbeki.
    
93. Eliasch, Johan & Amanda: Johan is a Swedish billionaire businessman whose company, Gethal, was fined for alleged deforestation of the Amazon in 2008. The charges were dropped. Amanda is his ex-wife.
    
94. Ellenbogen, Eric: An entertainment exec of Classic Media (a subsidiary of Dreamworks) and former CEO of Marvel Enterprises.
    
95. Ellison, Mandy & Ralph: Ralph Ellison is a pharmaceutical executive and investor. He was CEO of DOR BioPharma Inc., now known as Soligenix Inc. a company focused on treating rare diseases. Soligenix came under scrutiny two years ago when they were accused of ripping off stockholders.
    
96. Erba Noona: Noona Smith-Petersen is a public relations executive who has worked for Giorgio Armani, Valentino, Calvin Klein, and Tod’s. She now owns her own PR firm. Noona is married to Enrico Erba, who is a client manager for Giorgio Armani.
    
97. Faber, Sally & Brook Johnson: Charles “Brook” Johnson is a millionaire UK businessman and polo player. His wife, Sally Faber was a weather girl in the 1980s and former wife of former David Faber They live next door to Prince Charles in Highgrove.
    
98. Fakhre, Armado & Jasmine: Amado Fakhre is the British-Argentinian Founder and former CEO of Coral Capital, a Havana-based investment group best known for its joint venture partner in Havana’s upscale Saratoga Hotel. Fakhre was arrested for corruption and Coral Capital was forced to shut its doors in Havana. Fakhre was interrogated for 20 months in a Cuban safe house and eventually got sentenced to 5-7 years for bribery, but did not have to serve any time. No explanation has been given. Jasmine is his wife.
    

• A template to use as a guide when posting or modmailing army movements can be found here.
  
• A spreadsheet to calculate movement times can be found here.
  

Mustering

Garrison

Mustering Time

Rally points

Regeneration

Costs

Troop Upkeep

Desertion

Troops and Battles

CV and Composition

Battle Calculation

Note:

Retreat

• As long as the Engage Speed is not less than the Retreater Speed, there is at least a 25% Engage Chance
• If the Engage Speed is slower than the Retreater Speed, there is a 5% Engage Chance

Death/Injury Rolls

• Example: if your side took 15% casualties than 1-12 is death in a 1d100 roll, 13 is maimed, and 14-15 is severely injured.

Movement and Terrain

Movement Orders

• Number of troops
• Composition of troops
• Any PCs and ACs
• A map of their path; if player is unable to submit map themselves, then they can have another player submit one for them with original player's permission

Terrain

Movement Points

• A host made up of all infantry gets 12 movement points a day
  
• A host made up of all heavy cavalry gets 18 movement points a day
  
• A host made up of all light cavalry gets 24 movement points a day
  
• A party of twenty or less (mechanical troops) gets 15 movement points a day on foot, and 30 movement points a day on horseback
  
  • Player characters don't count as part of the party, as they are not mechanical troops

Other Terrain Effects

Scouting and Engagement

Overview

Detection Calculation

Engagement Calculation

Sieges

Length of a Siege

Starvation

Raiding

Raiding a Holdfast Tile

• When a holdfast is 80% raised or higher, it will have no defensive force amongst its smallfolk
• [[1d6+7 Smallfolk Defenders]]

Raid Rewards from Holdfast Tile

• From a Raid:
  
  • Next Year holdfast generates: 35% income
  • 1 Year After holdfast generates: 75% income
  • 2 Years After holdfast generates: 95% income
• From a Siege Party:
  
  • Next Year holdfast generates: 15% income
  • 1 Year After holdfast generates: 60% income
  • 2 Years After holdfast generates: 85% income
• From Someone in Control of the Keep:
  
  • Next Year holdfast generates: 0% income
  • 1 Year After holdfast generates: 50% income
  • 2 Years After holdfast generates: 75% income

Raiding a Tile Adjacent to a Holdfast

• When a holdfast is 51% raised or higher. It will have no defensive force among its smallfolk
• [[1d4+3 Smallfolk Defenders]]

Raid Rewards from Tile Adjacent to Holdfast

• From a raid of an adjacent tile:
  • Next Year holdfast generates: 85% income
  • 1 Year After holdfast generates: 95% income

Forts

Prices

Maintenance

Detection

Smallfolk Rolls

• Alerts the nearest holdfast
  
• Alerts the Liege Lord of the nearest holdfast (if holdfast is NPC)
  

• Gender: f
• Race/Ethnicity: half chinese, half malay, malay
• Residence: CANADA (us citizen. . . i thank the lord everyday my mom gave birth to me in Cali' on vacation)
• Income Bracket: enough to save up full pay year 1-2 and beg for fin-aid after 🤑
• Type of School: priv/boarding school in Canada, competitive asf
• Hooks (Recruited Athlete, URM, First-Gen, Geographic, Legacy, etc.): lol no

• GPA (UW/W): All unweighted-
  • g.9 (95/100)
  • g.10 (94/100) but 87 in math
  • g.11 (92/100) but 90 in chem and 91 in math
  • g.12 (96/100)
• # of Honors/AP/IB/Dual Enrollment/etc.:
  • we don't have honors/non honors but my guidance counselor says all of our courses are honors lvl.?
  • AP (5) Psych, Seminar, Eng. Lang, (4) Com Gov, Human Geo, (3) French, Com Sci A, (2) physik 1
    • report all except physics obv
• Senior Year Course Load:
  • AP Research/Lit (combo course), AP physics 2, AP art history, Calculus, Tech Design, Earth & Space Science
  • Online- Chem

• SAT I: 1500 (770RW, 730M)
  • reported for most except vandy, duke, uc's, etc.

1. Karate- kicking butt since 2013 (i acc put that on my common app) 💪, 6hwk, provincial bronze 2019, prov. bronze again 2020, covid happens, ongoing 2023 tournaments
2. OChem Research at T25- 2022 summer, 40hwk, glorified dishwasher, analysed NMR specs, lived alone in an apartment for a month
3. Robotics- g.10-12, 6hwk, Team founding member, rookie season placed top 20 provincially, raised funding w school admin
4. Rock Cover Band- g.9-12, 3hwk, couple concerts at school events throughout a semester, guitarist/keyboardist/backup singer when forced
5. Engineering Firm Intern- g.11-12,12hwk over 3wks a year, analyze circuit, programming & material product defects for home appliances, record and report results to overseas manufacturers, working under an engineer,
6. Piano- 2010-now, 5hwk, piano lessons, RCM lvl 10 exam this summer, basic asian girl shit
7. Dental Tech Intern- g.9-11, 21 hwk, 4wk a year, another glorified dishwasher job, sterilization of instruments and reception, government certified to do this stuff 👍
8. Varsity Rugby- g.10-12, 6hwk, regional D1, prop, tackling is fun :D
9. Chapel Council- g.12, 3hwk, school chapel council, develop and deliver multi/interfaith chapel services biweekly, application based team of 4 grade 12's
10. Boarding House Council- g.11 (house ambassador)-12 (deck captain), 3hwk, council of my dorm, develop cultural inclusion, charity initiatives and events, weekly meetings with my deck (floor)

1. AP International Diploma
2. Honor Roll: Grades 9-11
3. AP Scholar w ✨distinction✨
4. AP Capstone Diploma
5. Autodesk Certified User

1. physics teacher (8/10)- one of the best teachers I ever had, really fun to talk to but rec. letter was probably nothing too special
2. ap seminar teacher (656743/10)- ABSOLUTE STAR 🤩🤩 MS******** I LOVE YOU <3 She encouraged me to push through w my adhd diagnosis and stood up for me with my parents and guidance. Constantly asked me what I wanted on my rec. letter and read over my personal statement. Never let me forget how bright my future is, despite struggling a lot with academics 🥺. Gonna go out this weekend and buy her a gift.
3. guidance counselobudget therapist (10/10)- Really helped me navigate my constant stream of late assignments and procrastination habits. Encouraged me to seek diagnosis and helped me be the best me I can be <3

1. Personal Statement: (11:27/12:00) Started off with vivid imagery of getting beat up in a karate match because no matter how good your technique is, bad timing=you miss=you die. Transition to piano, guitar, playing in a band and how I always rushed my pieces. Transition to chem research, living alone, and realizing the time I hoped to spend being a slay studious stem girl was more-so dealing with rats in my apartment and handing raw chicken. Overarching message of "omg my sense of time was shit but now is no longer shit".
2. Supplements: (idk) some good, some not so good. Most of them were very sarcastic, jokey, and cringey asf. In schools with multiple supplements, I had at least one essay with a more serious tone to show I can actually not be dumb as bricks. If anyone's curious about specific ones let me know.

• Georgia Tech EA (FIRST ACCEPTANCE I LITERALLY SCREAMED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WOULD GET REJECTED EVERYWHERE AND STAY IN CANADA)
• Northeastern EA Honors w 70k (my bf who is def reading this is going BU and we could be together 😭- just don't know how i could fathom going to a school as prestigious as this one)
• Texas A&M
• Cal Poly San louis obispoo
• Bucknell RD w 80k (If it weren't for my other acceptances I was considering Bucknell over GT because of class sizes and student support)
• Colgate RD
• Lafayette RD
• Purdue RD
• UC Irvine
• VANDERBILT RD WTF IDFK SDFSKDJFNSDJKNSDK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLUS 6K CROISSANT AUDI SCHOLARSHIP
• Emory- Oxford College RD
• BERKELEY ENGINEERING (my parents told me to apply here and i kept saying im not gonna get in lol esp. after UC SB rejected me but now idk what to do)

• UC Santa Banana
• Notre Dame RD (k this was the first T20 I opened and was shocked it wasn't auto reject)
• NYU RD (LOL we can't even afford and it was gallatin)

• RICE ED Defer---------- Reject (DREAM SCHOOL. . . that I somehow forgot to write a loci for im dum ik 😢)
• UVA EA (sdjfsndjkfnsd istg i did research for you sdkjfnsdjkfnsdkjsd i literally fucking lived in charlottesville for a month for this fjkdsfk)
• Swarthmore ED II
• UCLA
• UC San Diego
• Pomona RD
• Williams RD

• DUKE I BEG LITERALLY ONE MORE HOUR I HAD NO HOPE BUT VANDY AND BERKLY LOVE ME SO CAN YOU PLEASE LOVE ME TOO 😭😭😭😭😭