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THE CONTENTS

• I - The Wisdom
• II - The Financials
• III - The DWT Statistic Collection
• IV - The Fundamentals
• V - The Main Event
• VI - The Reasonings
• VII - The Epilogue

I - THE WISDOM

Welcome back hombres 🙌 - a lengthy wait for the days effort by fuck haha - apologies ✌️. As mused there last week - Dad's Schedule has filled with aplomb... and for sure - it feels good 👊. A wee whiley it's been sure - but Dad can thankfully report that pish is going terrifically and much hope is had for ongoing wonder. Terrific 😎. Maybes it's the experience with patience Dad possesses - Dad has maintained a positivity that shit'll be ok; life'll no let Dad down ultimately... too much terrific to be stifled or whatever shite. Catcalls from cunts to give up... you fucking give up you dullard cunt - Dad certainly doesnae want or need your shite opinions. Such deflective methodology spells out a desperation in a cunt that Dad finds as pathetic as anything; deflective in the nature that there's many many weaknesses in folk who press on with an agenda of cuntery - it's a headscratcher for sure. But here - without these kinds of bellends, the truly wondrous amongst us wouldnae be as obvious. the bigger problem, is that worldwide - the bellends are taking over. So it's with that in that Dad plows on, allowing the bellends to display their bellendery in full colour. Dad may no be making the kind of cash money deemed potential at earlier stages - but at least there's a unremovable sticker placed on the foreheads of several cunts. Now, readers of DWT can save themselves valuable time, by not engaging with those Dad hath exposed as fuckwits. A valuable lesson nestled in there sure: if the obvious goal isnae realised - search deeper for alternative nectarous nuggets and you shall find many 🤙.
All good stuff sure ^ - and without doubt, one of lifes funner pastimes, that being talking with likeminded hombres about the deficiencies of pricks. Just what causes Dad a smidge of disappointment, are those that talk a good game for a bitty, then spoil it all with musings about being a disgusting hateful arsehole in whatever way. Much like Dad experienced as a younger lad - you think maybes a bit of chemistry is going with a nice lassie... next thing you're watching on as a 'mate' decides to accept the offer of the lassies request for a smooch. That sense of feeling abandoned by your own receptors can really dent the confidence... decisiveness can be tainted beyond repair, if not handled humbly. Has Dad been guilty of removing oneself all too quickly? Maybes some would argue aye... but here - Dads content as is; complicating pish by introducing intermittent bouts of nastiness isnae summat that has any intrigue. Which is easy to say if there's a trampline underneath to cushion the blow. Thankfully - Dad has such a provision much the time, the now being a prime example. Took a whiley to iron out - but for sure, now it's here, it's with a touch of knowing... Dad Knows where and when he can assist with pish 👍. And that goes beyond just being great at picking pish up professionally; tyhe reaction of folks that now exist alongside Dad have been tearjerkingly honest about the value Dad has introduced both to the setup and their own lives - laughter they didnae realise they were still capable of producing has found a voice from deep within their soul. Same for Dad sure... forgot almost what it's like to be in an environment chock a fucking block with mirth and whimsy; always that dirty black stain of uncalled for pathetic nastiness infecting the good time. So aye - we've mused at length over several weeks and months about the value of comfort and a state of zen... Dad - tentatively given the length of time passed - has found it 🫶
Great that ^ - the discovery of joy... and right afore the sunnier climes arrive to facilitate basking in warmth. Dad expects the subject of emotion to be on the agenda oft going forth - such is the expectancy that things'll be supportive of such a framework. And yet still there's 'better' to come theoretically - the brevity with which Dad gushes about the experience being had, really sets up a premise whereby Dad could potentially be greeting on a daily basis. Overawed at the wonders being enjoyed, the offers being made... the opportunities created. No only all of this - potential there also, to become a cunt embroiled in music once more... and I tell yous - been a fair old fucking whiley since that was the fucking case. Didnae even have to lift a finger in effort either - the olive branches were extended and Dad took a hungry bite out the leaves. Easy fucking peasy... and the kind of action that fills Dad with that confidence that only such an offer can create. Onrushes of delight coarse through the veins at the very thought of what again may be possible. Artistry is a tough cunt to master, regardless of your preferred outlet. The world is peppered with those who possess the gift to just jump aboard the train and immediately understand what's required... even if sacrificial at times. Dad - for whatever reason - hasnae received the reassurance required to take a proper plunge steeped in dedication. Any hint of such action - egg has adorned the face. Thusly - the desire dwindles. Next thing - decades have gone by without any sign of recovery. That on its own, creates a deep appreciation for the value of chemistry and workability. Rest assured - Dad'll do all he fucking can to take advantage 👍. Fucking terrific 😎

II - THE FINANCIALS

A fucking disaster last week sure... trifling odds for an institution more accustomed to prices way up there in the clouds, yet not a fucking penny gained back. Dads Eyes were wide by fuck - fury teasing to out itself with an energy uncontrollable by mortal man. Fortunately, Dad possesses a skillset that vacuums up the madness and redistributes it as gas (farts and belches). No to say there isnae ill-effects... too much more and we'll be getting prescribed medications - and Dad hasnae any more room in the pillbox - ah no. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£817.95. Ah no.

III - THE DWT STATISTIC COLLECTION

Welcome to The DWT Statistic Collection 🙌

DWT Statistic #102
April Fools Day the day as we all know probably - and officially our first April Fools DWT. Historically, April has been a loss-maker… but encouragingly, an upward trajectory that will result in profit if the groove remains steady. Terrific.

See you next week, for yet another addition, to The DWT Statistic Collection 👍

IV - THE FUNDAMENTALS

I'm not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really. The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay: a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). As of DWT100 - we here at DWT now splash out an additional 15 bangers on the Singles. Regardless - DRS20 remains. I would NEVER recommend spending yet more on this if you have been a regular DRS20 utiliser... if owt - spend less 👍. My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

IV - THE MAIN EVENT

So here it is - the one that takes the energy of April Fools Day and tranfers it into an entity that has become accustomed with jokes and ridiculousness:
It's DWT149

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
BRENTFORD 🟡🟢🔴🟢🟡	brighton & hove albion 🟢🟡🟢🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	17/4
NORWICH CITY 🟡🟡🔴🟢🟢	sheffield united 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	6/4
SHREWSBURY TOWN 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢	charlton athletic 🟡🟢🟢🟡🔴	15:00 GMT	2/1

38.38/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎
Over 10’s last week; over 38's this week - back to the choppier waters... and in a strange sort of way, the thrashing of water constant at ones porthole, offers that familiarity that was perhaps no quite as potent there last week. No to say the success has been apparent up in the higher climbs... but you know Dad: if theres a cunt to be made of summat, it's worth doing with fucking aplomb 🙌
DWT149 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	BRENTFORD	NORWICH CITY	13.12/1
B	BRENTFORD	SHREWSBURY TOWN	14.75/1
C	NORWICH CITY	SHREWSBURY TOWN	13/2

VI - THE REASONINGS

BRENTFORD up first then - the miracle that is Ivan Toney, the initial component for inspiring Dad to go with a team who've 'overperformed' for much too long a period to even be called overperforming tbf. 1 defeat in 9 - that being to a resurgent Everton at Goodison - form that tells you they find magic much the time. No to say there isnae owt to be wary of with todays opponents brighton.... 1 defeat in fucking 11 by fuck - hoo mama. But yon speculation over De Zerbi and the Spurs job - or just in general that he'll be on his way to bigger pish soon enough; there's a slip-up awaiting probably. Great price regardless - this weeks Keystone: time to bring home some fucking bacon 🤘
NORWICH CITY the next set of heroes to be gusher over - a win today pretty much essential in terms of keeping the drive towards promotion going. Auto-places seemingly out of reach, given the gap - the mission one to reach the Play-Offs. No more solid a statement than beating the top cunts - and with a home crowd there to help, Dad sees a victory today that'll drive them on towards besting the likes of Blackburn, Millwall and Luton to the fourth spot - on paper the pinnacle of whats possible in the current circumstances. No win in three and only two goals scored... there'll hopefully7 have been an extra layer of determination in practice. Time to roll out the plan of intent 👍
SHREWSBURY TOWN complete the trio - themselves still hunting for the Play-Offs much akin to Norwich afore them... albeit with a chunk more to do afore that seems possible, A game in hand on many above sure - but even at that theres a couple victories required to close the upsettingly wide gap that's appeared. They dinnae lose often sure - the rec ent duo of defeats both away and both to teams above them in the league. A trip for them today alas... but only to Charlton, who havenae won at home in five fucking attempts. Complacency aplenty people - expect our lads to prosper like fuck 🙌

VII - THE EPILOGUE

So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the Good Ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people. Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.

I (24 M) have a sister (28F) who seems to be having some psychological issues. Back in 2020, she had left her job due to stress and some kind of UTI related issues. She had planned to change her career direction through this move but then Covid happened and she couldn’t change careers. Last 3.5 years have been filled with her on and off job search without any success. Along with this, we had noticed that her mental health deteriorated a lot too. She was diagnosed with depression at one point in 2021. We had taken her to a psychiatrist when around 2021 her behaviour changed a lot for the worse like she would talk to herself all the time loudly and laugh by herself making us think if she is alright. This behaviour persists to this day, albeit a little suppressed since people in the neighbourhood noticed her behaviour and asked my mother if she is mentally fine. On top of this, I’ve gotten hold of her diary where she writes stuff multiple times and it’s filled with incoherent musings. There are mentions of Lucifer(devil) taking control over her life and a full fledged essay begging him to leave her alone. This is from 2021 itself. She used to talk about political and global issues as if she was incharge of them, for eg: the Afghanistan issue, where she would talk as if she is some leader of a group and it’s their duty to take the right steps in such a situation. All of this made me think back in 2021 she is psychotic. Idk why she only got the depression diagnosis. In fact in one of her journals she had written how sometimes she feels ‘schizo’ and has brain fog. We went to another doctor in 2021 with the case but it was inconclusive, and she left the meds in a couple of months. So since the beginning of 2022, she has been off meds, alone at home doing nothing, no career progress nothing. She has, practically speaking, wasted almost four years of her twenties doing absolutely nothing. Fast forward to 2023, after coming back from my college, I started noticing her and got hold of one of her journals again. She writes in her journals all day meticulously in her room locked from inside. She says she is working on career related things now, but now I’ve caught her again doing this. I thought she was coming back on track focusing on her career, but she is busy writing incoherent things in her diary still. From what I can see in the diary, it seems she is trying to figure out some sort of patterns in her everyday happenings as if they have some special meaning. She plays with numbers in her everyday life to find patterns. I think it is just not the right outlook on things. What do you think is wrong with my sister?

"It's a dog-eat-baby world."
On June 22nd, 2022, three of the greatest philosophers of our age asked one, simple question. What if Giorno Giovanna from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo used his stand Gold Experience to create only babies and pitbulls through the entire plot? The result is the most fucked up hypothetical plotline for Part 5 that I've ever seen, viewable in its entirety here. I highly recommend watching it in full before viewing this thread, as it's a frankly insane experience to listen to for the first time.
For reference, here's Giorno's canon RT. Only the physicals in this RT should be applicable here, for obvious reasons.

Gold Experience

General

• Gold Experience's capabilities are identical to how it is in canon, with the exception that the only lifeforms Giorno can create with its ability are babies and pitbulls
• Potentially applying the "size rule" that Giorno has to follow in canon to Gold Experience's transmutation ability is brought up, but the conversation gets changed off the topic before its stated whether or not to be applied

Transmutation

• While punching Bruno in the face, could turn all of his teeth into pitbulls, causing his head to explode into dogs
• Would be able to easily make a hundred pitbulls at once. In general, the speed and quantity at which he can make things isn't an issue for him
• Would be able to spawn a hundred pitbulls out of a puffy Cruella de Vil coat
• Places the "essence of a pitbull" in every ounce of heroin circulating the Passione drug trade
• Josuke's Crazy Diamond would be to restore the transmuted pitbulls and babies back into their original form

Pitbulls

Strength

• A pitbull viciously mauls Koichi to death
• One pitbull made from Koichi's luggage destroys most of Italy's population by itself
• A pitbull eviscerates Leaky-Eye Luca, specifically his arm (which was holding a baby), killing him
• Maul Melone and Baby Face to death
• Pitbulls beat Narancia with 9 to 1 odds
• A chainlink of pitbulls prevents a helicopter from taking off
• Kills all the cops in a police station to get to Polpo

Speed

• "Last I checked uh… aren't pitbulls faster than light speed?"
• Arrives at a baby's location 0.2 seconds after its created by Giorno
• All the pitbulls can move at the same speed

Baby Detection

• Locks on to a baby 0.2 seconds after Giorno creates it
• Instantly maul Melone to death on sight, instinctively knowing his connection to babies
• A group of pitbulls forms a chain link in order to grab onto a helicopter with a baby inside it and prevent it from taking off
• Diavolo creating a new forged identity counts as a newborn baby
• Breaks through King Crimson's ability to erase time in order to attack a baby placed on diavolo

Utility

• Uses Formaggio's Little Foot to create tiny pitbulls, which can be used to be snuck into water before returning to normal size
• While they wouldn't survive the encounter or be able to directly kill Fugo themselves, a large swarm of pitbulls would be able to indirectly kill Fugo by getting Purple Haze's virus on him
• Creates a chain of thousands of pitbulls, each one moving slightly faster than the one behind it, in order to lead Notorious B I.G into the ocean
• Makes a set of stairs out of pitbulls to reach a helicopter
• Drinks a daily dose of miniaturized pitbulls (and babies) so that he can throw them up later if he's unable to create more for whatever reason

Babies

• Turns Leaky-Eye Luca's shovel into a baby, causing a pitball he created earlier to lock on to and attack him
• Could turn a chunk of his body bitten off by Clash into a baby so that a pitbull would attack Clash
• Could cover Ghiaccio in baby armor, and would be able to make a baby go on the hole in White Album's back
• If it were possible to get an object in Cioccolata's head like what happened in canon, he could turn it into a baby and have it burst out
• Could weigh down a helicopter from taking off by making a lot of babies

From Salty PotatoesMy rival, Gu Yiliang, a B-lister rookie, has the face of an idol and can act well, while I, Wei Yanzi, a C-lister rookie, has the face of an idol but with mediocre acting skills. One day, I accidentally discovered a magical world, where no matter we sit, stand, move, or stay, our love is more precious than gold. The name of this world that is brimming with kindness is none other ... Read I Ship My Rival x Me - Chapter 60 - MangaPuma. Read more at https://mangapuma.com/i-ship-my-rival-x-me/chapter-60

The goal is that it wants me to turn gay or accept this form of slavery because of other men and then send me back to where I came from. The game is rigged. As long as I accept this form of slavery and I fell into their trap and they won because of other men who want to torture me so that we accept this form of slavery or fuck the untouchables so that this bullshit system continues or nobody or get bashed or lose bits and pieces so that they can run a story on us. They have been playing god with my life since day 1 because of other men. Either turn gay so that other men can eat me for dinner or rape me or get turned into a women so that I get raped by them. I got turned into a wuss and they won.
Otherwise get beaten to a pulp or drugged by the medical narcissists so that I join their social cult of big brother or science and religion and stare at a computer screen or fuck black people.
If not get tortured by women or girls or whoever...
Science was invented to keep us in line because others eat meat and if I ever to reproduce, I'll loose my dick or fuck bots or fake people.
Otherwise the bullies will be sent by the medical narcissists, mainly the orthodontic community to silent me and taken to extreme. Because they are butchers and have seen it and done it all and they don't care about me or you.
The goal was to keep me as a slave here so that you get the rulling class and the working class and torture us to death because feelings don't care about facts and this is just funding their agenda and criminal organization and I am falling for it.

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Hello All,
We know that you guys would like us to have your chances of admissions evaluated. Fine. We will now consolidate them in an evaluation thread automatically created around 6.30am ET every first day of the month.
First of all, read the entry requirements very carefully. They are found on the right hand side of the screen if you are using your desktop. No matter how good your SOP are, if you do not meet them, there is no way GaTech would accept you.
Also check out our Wiki and Hall of Fame too.
In the comments below, you can choose either to evaluate your SOP (Statement of Purpose) or, in a separate comment, your probability of acceptance.
Posting individual threads pertaining to the below will be removed. Repeated offenders will be permanently banned from OMSA.

Statement of Purpose

Yes, Statements of Purpose are deal-breakers. You need to craft them properly to increase your chances significantly in acceptance. More so if you lack either your GPA or working experience. You can check out some ideas and writing process provided by

• this student
• someone in the School of Computing

You can then show us your draft here for critique. To prevent people stealing your SOP, you can choose to edit/remove them after evaluation.

Probability of Acceptance

You must follow the following format. This is similar to the admissions thread with some slight modifications.
Any deviations from this format will have your comment locked.

* Education * Georgia Tech, BS, Comp. Sci., 3.00 / 4.00 * Community College, AS, Eng. Lit., 3.57 / 4.00 * Test Scores * 2021 TOEFL - 9 * 2020 GMAT - total 720, quant sub 52, essay 6 * Experience * 2018 - 2021; Microogle; .NEX * 2014 - 2018; Banana; Python 3.6, VBA; Math * Recommendations - 3 (My uncle, my auntie, my dog) * Comments - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, blah blah blah. 

We have listened to all your feedback and have come up with some changes that we think will excite everyone!
Let's take a look..........
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Revolutions

- If you lose at least 10 Brawls in a row, there is a chance your Clones will start a Revolution against the King. If this happens, you are taken to a special PvE Brawl, where the revolutionary Clones will battle against the Clones still loyal to you. If you lose the battle, your King will be dethroned and decapi... Umm, given a new haircut.
- If the revolution is successful, your Clones will organize into a democracy and they will hold an election to choose a new President. You will be unable to use the elected Clone in battles for as long as it acts as the President. There will be new elections each four years.
- Additionally, two democracies are unable to Brawl against each other. In the case that two democracies are matched against each other, neither President may sling any Clones to the arena.
- If you do not wish to transit to a democracy, you can reduce the chances of a Revolution happening by keeping your Clones well fed and well paid. Also, don't eat too much cake.

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Badland Savings Bank

- The Badland Savings Bank will act as the new last Land after Inferno Night (this is absolutely in no way a social commentary about the position banks hold in the society), and only players who reach the Land are able to use its services.
- You can now apply for loans from the Badland Savings Bank to buy a new Tower or to upgrade it! You will have to pay a monthly interest to the Bank based on the size of your loan.
- You can deposit your Gold in the Bank and receive a modest yearly interest.

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New mechanics based on Land and day cycle

Each Land now has unique features based on the environment and day cycle:
- Jungle: Clones might get lost, making them unable to participate in the Brawl
- Canyon: Dust storms might rise, obscuring the view and scratching the inside of the screen of your device
- Frozen: If you don't sling any Clones to the bridge for a while, your King/President might freeze over, preventing them from shooting arrows
- Inferno: You will have to keep you Clones cool by periodically dipping you device in water or by blowing to the screen
- Bank: There is a bank vault in the center of the bridge. Please do not rob it.
- Dawn: Your Clones will need some time to wake up before the Brawl, and will shower before they can begin. Please give them some privacy by turning off the screen.
- Noon: You can join your Clones for a tasty meal. Afterwards, you should rest.
- Dusk: You may need to turn on the flashlight in your device to help your Clones see the bridge in the darkening evening
- Night: Clones might start sleeping in the bridge if they feel too tired. Also, you'll have to pay them double salary for night work.

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Rune color change

You can finally change the color of Runes. Your Clones will be happy to wear Runes matching their favorite colors!

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Taxes

The King/President has established a Tax Office that will collect 10 % of your Gold from every Egg to help fund the strive against the Replicants.

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Clone changes
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Carbon Neutrality
In an effort to make Badland Brawl carbon neutral by 2030, we've made the following changes to Clones:
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- The gasoline motors in Bomb Golem and Doom Golem have been replaced with electric ones
- The excess heat from Bombs will be used to heat the Towers
- The lasers in Mecha Bunny and Laser Bunnies have been changed to more energy-efficient ones
- Magnet has been turned into a Legendary Clone, to reflect its new scarcity as most Magnets are required for building wind turbines
- Players are allowed to use at most one flying Clone per year
- Electromancer is removed from the list of Clones, as she will use her talents to generate clean, renewable energy
- Mind Tick is removed from the list of Clones and will be used to "educate" players about energy-saving methods, instead

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A yet-to-be named Clone

- We want to release a new Clone without the word "Doom" in it, but we haven't figured out a name yet

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Grand Trickster

- In addition to drawing Laser Bunnies out of his hat, he can now also pull coins from behind opponents' ears and make roses disappear

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Lumberjackie

- Fixed a bug that caused her arms to look like tentacles
- Please stop posting screenshots about the bug, we have seen too many of them

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Striker Man

- Unbeknownst to everyone, Striker Man has been dating Lumberjackie since the night of his graduation party from the Royal Artillery Academy, and they are now announcing their engagement! Consequently, they refuse to fight each other in a Brawl, and will hold hands and gaze into the horizon should they meet on the bridge.
- Check your Inbox for an invitation to the wedding on June 31st!

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What Im writing here was a comment on a previous post from another redditor that received a lot of backlash. I think people felt provoked because the post suggested that instead of taking too much actions against gastritis, all they have to do is calm down and stop stressing about it.
I wanted to share my experience with you because after years of desperately trying everything there is to try in fighting gastritis without achieving complete healing, i completely cured following a message that sounds like a total non-brainer but turned out to be the most effective for me: letting go of pressure i put on the situation, calming down about my chronic illness is what allows the body to heal. That’s so easy to dismiss as a kind of hippy / weak approach in fighting a illness, until you really understand what stress is in its core, what it’s function is and what it means for gastritis. So I’ll try to elaborate:
The stress response of our organism is designed to focus all energy and attention to face the potential life-threatening situation we find ourselves in. To achieve that it’s shuts down a lot of processes that aren’t necessary for immediate short-term-survival, and puts us in the famous „fight or flight“ mode.
That’s beneficial and necessary in a situational context, if the situation causing us stress doesn’t end and our body keeps up the stress response it’s very very bad for us though. Even more so in the context of gastritis. Psychological stress (like worrying all day about this illness, looking constantly for new solutions, putting pressure on us in our daily life while fighting it) is able to induce the so called „acute-phase-response“ which compounds of the release of various molecules in our body that worsen inflammation and tissue damage (Source: „Stress and the inflammatory response: a review of neurogenic inflammation“, Paul H. Black). That’s literally the worst outcome for a person that tries to heal out a inflamed stomach. Stress also suppresses the immune reaction against infections, so even if your gastritis is caused by pathological bacteria (people with that cause were the most upset about the calm down advice in the deleted post) will profit from reducing their stress levels.
Calming down while dealing with a chronic illness is way easier said than done, it shouldn’t be the only thing you do to fight it neither. My advice would be to keep up with the diet and every other thing that helps you, but also to work on having the right mindset, which would be calm, patient and positive. All I can say is that I did everything possible to fight the condition for years but only fully healed the first time I allowed myself to lower the pressure I had put on finding a solution, to take my mind off from the topic and not stress about it every free minute. Took some time, but that healed me.
I can even cheat from time to time now without any negative consequence, while I had flar-ups while having a clean diet but experiencing a lot of stress caused by other things. Makes me wonder if keeping a calm mindset might really even be the most important thing. And my symptoms were really severe for years, i was really at a very low point at times and hadn’t believed i could heal if somebody told me. But it’s possible, don’t loose hope and allow yourself to have joyful, worry-free moments. it’s not like you don’t deserve that until you managed to heal, it rather looks like you need that to heal. Wishing you guys all the best!

Rules for the Sterling Void: The Valley of Gods and Monsters
You need a change. You need some excitement. Your life feels like it’s been mis-sold to you. Damaged goods that you’re desperate to return, but sadly, you were born out of warranty. You hate your job. You hate your home. You don’t have any family or friends that you feel you can connect to. Student loans, mortgages, bills overdue. You left your dreams to gather dust and crumble like some ancient artifacts in a museum’s stock room. When did it all go so wrong? Nothing has turned out the way you hoped it would when you were a kid. It’s all just been a series of compounding mistakes. Why did nobody tell you that, after a certain point life just seems to get worse and worse? It’s not that you want to die. No, that isn’t it at all. You want another throw of the dice. You want to start again, at a different place, in a different time. You want to go somewhere where you can begin anew, with a completely clean slate. That’s when you first hear about the Sterling Void: The Valley of Gods and Monsters.
A mysterious valley that was said to be home to powerful gods and terrifying monsters. Despite the warnings of the locals, you just cannot resist the allure of the unknown and decided to seek out the valley. After many days of arduous travel through rugged terrain, you finally find yourself at the entrance to the valley. There, you see a sign with a seemingly otherworldly language that makes you uneasy and a lectern with a blue scroll on top of it, a sense of dread washes over you and, just as you take a step forward, it hits you, literally, a note hits you in the face, it contains a set of petrifying rules, but your curiosity gets the better of you. You take a deep breath and step into the valley, fully unaware of the horrors that await you. As you walk further into the valley, the you begin to notice strange things. The colours of the plants and rocks seem to shift and change, and the sky above you is a deep shade of purple. You hear whispers in your ear, but when you turn around, no one’s there. Suddenly, you feel a tug at your feet and look down to see tendrils of mist wrapping around your ankles, pulling you down.
You tried to fight it, but it’s no use. You are dragged down into the mist, and when you finally emerge, you find yourself in a completely different world. The sky is a shade of silver, and the ground beneath you is made of shimmering white crystals. The air is thick with the scent of burning incense and the sense of unbelievable petrifying dread, and you can hear chanting in the distance. This is the Sterling Void, explorer and the you are now trapped there, but you wanted this and you are to blame. You knew that you had to follow the rules if they wanted to survive in this strange and dangerous place. And so, begins your journey through the Valley of Gods and Monsters, where you might face unimaginable horrors yet discover incredible secrets that may change your life forever.
Take a deep breath, adventurer, and savor the scents of burning incense and warm air. Listen closely to the wyverns chirping, inviting you to join them in eternal flight. But beware the staring imps, giants, ogres and griffins, ready to pounce at any moment. An insolent stare and you’ll be in their grasp, a glob of flesh. Remember the note you found, its warning ringing in your mind: 'Follow the rules or perish.' You shudder at the thought, but you're determined to make it through the Valley alive. You pull out the crumpled note as a reminder and steel yourself for the journey ahead. It reads the following -
Rule #1: Do not look at the gods or monsters, some of them are incomprehensible to humans in their "natural form" and, their mere presence can drive a person insane. Although it's not the case for all of them, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Rule #2: Make as little noise as possible. The gods and monsters can hear even the slightest sound and, if you're too obnoxious or noisy, you might be stripped of your soul.
Rule #3: Do not touch or disturb any objects that appear out of place, as they may be cursed or possessed by malevolent entities. These objects may include ancient artifacts, unusual stones, or unusual markings on the ground. If you encounter such objects, it is best to avoid them altogether and move on. Attempting to interact with them or take them may lead to disastrous consequences, such as being possessed by a vengeful spirit or cursed with a never-ending torment. Always exercise caution and respect for the supernatural forces that inhabit the Sterling Void. The objects in the valley can bring forth unspeakable horrors.
Rule #4: Only eat fruits and vegetables, as they are provided abundantly by the plants. Do not harm any animals unless they attack you first, as they are protected by divine grace. However, if the elementals or gods provide you with meat, you may eat it. It is important to follow the rules of supernatural hospitality and show gratitude for their generosity. Breaking this rule will result in severe consequences and you will forfeit the right to your soul and flesh, as it is a sign of disrespect towards the beings that have granted you protection and shelter. Remember, survival is possible without meat, but it is impossible without the protection of the elementals and gods.
Rule #5: Do not breathe in the mist. The mist in the valley can cause hallucinations and distort your perception of reality, making it dangerous to navigate. Cover your nose and mouth with a cloth if you must pass through it.
Rule #6: Do not touch the water unless it is orange in color. The water in the valley is cursed, and those who drink from it will suffer a fate worse than death. If you must drink, only drink from the "gilded water" that is orange in color and has regenerative properties.
Rule #7: Do not make eye contact with the statues. The statues in the valley are cursed, and those who look into their eyes will be trapped in a never-ending nightmare.
Rule #8: Do not trust your senses entirely. The valley can play tricks on your mind, and what you perceive may not always be real. Always verify your surroundings before making decisions.
Rule #9: Do not speak to anyone or anything that could possibly be a malevolent creature. The valley is home to creatures that can mimic human voices, and their intentions are often malevolent. Be cautious and discerning in your interactions .
Rule #10: Do not attempt to leave the valley without proper preparation. The gods and monsters that reside within the valley will make it difficult to leave.
Rule #11: Try to minimize use of light especially if you're out in the open. The creatures in the valley hate it and, and may hunt those who use it.
Rule #12: Do not disrupt the natural order of the valley. The curse that plagues the valley is delicate and easily disrupted. Avoid stepping on any cracks or disturbing the natural environment. Those who break the natural order will suffer dire consequences.
Rule #13: Do not open any doors unless you know where they lead. Some doors in the valley lead to places best left unexplored. If you do not know where a door leads, do not open it.
Rule #14: Do not climb any trees unless it is necessary. The trees in the valley are alive and may trap you if you climb them. Only climb if it is necessary for your survival.
Rule #15: Do not use any technology unless it is absolutely necessary. The valley is a place of ancient magic, and technology may anger the gods and monsters that reside within it. Use technology sparingly and only when it is necessary for your survival.
Rule #16: Do not pick any flowers unless they're orange, pink or red. Most flowers in the valley are cursed, and those who touch them will suffer a fate worse than death.
Rule #17: Do not enter any caves. The caves in the valley are home to creatures best left undiscovered.
Rule #18: Do not follow any "weird" sounds. The sounds in the valley are often a trap set by the creatures that inhabit it.
Rule #19: Should you spot an Inn with a sign or a placard reads "The Guardian's Grin" on the road-side, you’re in luck! You’ve found a traveller’s haven. Feel free to spend as much time as you want here and even stock up on supplies and, if you have need something, feel free to ask the staff for help. However, try not to be a nuisance and, don't overstay your welcome if you turn out to be a nuisance, the owner doesn't take kindly to those who abuse his hospitality. If you make a mess or, are a nuisance, don't stay for more than a day. And, in case you're wondering, none of the inhabitants of the inn are human no matter how human they look or, act.
Rule #20: Do not stay in one place for too long. This makes you an easier target for the creatures in the valley. Always be on the move, and do not linger in any one place for too long.
Rule #21: Do not attempt to communicate with the gods or monsters unless you have a concrete reason to or you really think you need to. They do not like pointless chatter, and attempting to communicate with them without any concrete reason so will only anger them.
Rule #22: Do not walk in predictable patterns. This can draw unwanted attention from the creatures in the valley. Vary your movements and be unpredictable.
Rule #23: Do not look at the sky, the sky looks like it’s made of silver alloys and, it is utterly incomprehensible to humans because of how “perfect” it is. And, can drive them insane, it is called the “sterling void” for a reason
Rule #24: If you see wooden signs or, milestones, do not read them or look at them for too long, they are memetic hazards.
Rule #25: If you hear screams of help, don't answer them. Don't move, you can't run or hide. Simply pray for salvation for heaven's divine grace. Only move when help comes, you'll know when help comes.
Rule #26: If you see an animal that has gone extinct in your universe, don't fret. It's neutral. It won't attack you unless you attack it.
Rule #27: If you see a loved one or, an object that you cherished but, lost, you are in a different plane of reality. The beings in this reality will try to convince you that you are home, and that everything is back to normal. They will try to keep you there, so be careful not to let your guard down. If you stay too long, you may forget who you really are and become trapped in this false reality forever. Keep in mind that even though the beings in this reality may look like your loved ones or your cherished objects, they are not the same entities and cannot be trusted. Stay alert and focused on finding a way back to your own reality. Look for blue-colored entrances and, exits for they are the only way out.
Rule #28: If you find scrolls, pick them up, they're going to be useful. Unless they're black in which case, they're best avoided as they're memetic hazards.
And just as you put the note back in your pocket, you remember the blue scroll, you take it out. It reads "The Nameless One is a fearsome creature that roams the deepest and darkest corners of the Valley of Gods and Monsters. Its origins are shrouded in mystery, and its true name is lost to the ages, but one thing is certain: it is a force to be reckoned with. Towering over its prey, the Nameless One is covered in an impenetrable layer of obsidian armor, and wields a massive hammer that can crush even the strongest of warriors. Its eyes glow with an otherworldly light, and its roar can shatter the very ground beneath your feet. Few have dared to face the Nameless One and lived to tell the tale, but those who have speak of a creature that is relentless, cunning, and utterly without mercy. If you ever find yourself face to face with the Nameless One, pray that you have the strength, the skill, and the luck to survive its wrath. If you see any of his minions, you will know. Stay away from them, if you harm them, you will anger the Nameless one. And don't fall asleep out in the open unless you want to become food for his minions
Remember, these rules are not to be taken lightly. They're more than just words on a piece of paper. They're like the Nameless One's eldritch serpentine minions, crawling underneath your skin, snaking through your blood and flesh, like a caterpillar playing host to thousands of wasp larvae. Although you may feel weakened, tired and disoriented, it's crucial to push through. Shake off the feeling and continue with unwavering determination. Your survival hinges on your ability to persevere. And, do keep in mind that sometimes you might have to violate these rules but, do not break any of these rules unless explicitly told to ignore a given rule. Only trust notes from me( You'll know if a note is from me) and, non-black scrolls. Do not trust any other source of information though you can try your luck with certain gods, fairies and elementals . But, not all rules necessarily have to be correct. And, do not forget the rules. Forgetting even one of the rules can lead to disastrous consequences.
As you’re about to roll the scroll, you notice a poem at the bottom that reads -
I am a set of rules, both true and false,
Some may lead you right, others may convulse.
Secrets I hold, mysteries I hide,
But beware, dear explorer, for I may misguide.
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Beware of sneaky contradictions,
And secrets lost in the Void's evictions.
Can you spot the lies, can you see?
Or will they trip you up and deceive?
​
I am a list of rules, some true and some fake,
Read me closely, your life is at stake.
The truth is hidden, the lies intertwined,
Can you spot the deception and leave it behind?
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But beware, dear reader, for beyond these words,
A darkness looms, like flocks of ominous birds.
The raven is watching, its eyes full of dread,
A symbol of death, of melancholy, and of what lies ahead.
​
You keep exploring.
A voice in the back of your brain keeps chanting "Don’t fall asleep" as you walk.
You keep exploring.

About me
Hello there, my name is Coach Chesster(Yes, an obvious Chess reference, which is, by far, my favorite game). I've been playing League of Legends since season one, I've experienced everything from full AP Yi one-shotting my entire team to Tryndamere mains spinning around with a needlessly large rod instead of a sword. You could say I've been there during all the important historical moments of the game. I've been at the top of the ladder in Season 6 (Going between high Diamond and Challenger, based on how much time I've had to invest). I've competed in various tournaments, even being able to win a number of them, before I decided to get myself into coaching.
Coaching
I started the entire coaching thing during season 7 when one of my friends asked if I wanted to help him get out of that Diamond 4 hell. Ever since then, I was having a consistent number of sessions on a weekly basis, with my network of people slowly increasing(One of them actually gave me the idea to advertise on Reddit, which I did eventually accept!) I've coached more than 700 individuals ever since I started and I can proudly say I've had more than 500 sessions this year alone! So, if you are looking for someone who is around for more than 5 days actually add me.
Some of my personal coaching achievements include
Getting a player from Silver 1 to Platinum in just 5 weeks
Getting D2 to Masters in 2 weeks
Bronze 1 to Diamond, yes, this one happened as well, though it took slightly more time
Helping Duo players on NA reach Gold(They were actually stuck in Bronze 2 prior!)
Creating a coach from hard-stuck D2 after he got GM
Contact
You can add me on discord Chesster#7323, and also join our community down below!
Community
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Prices?
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My coaching sessions are oriented and tailored to each student's specific needs, and they do cover everything from theory to live coaching, in-game mentality, etc.