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2023.03.25 02:19 FitInvestigator5945 A PERSON OF NUMBERS VOL 2

THE THREE LITTLE CONTEMPORARIES: CHAPTER NINE: THE INTERNET OF VALUE
 THE SCARIEST CHAPTER OF ALL. THIS IS WHERE THE TWO OTHER CONTEMPORARIES ARE EATEN. THEY ARE GONE CHILDREN. CHILDREN THEY ARE GONE. THESE CONTEMPORARIES ARE NO MORE. THE SCARIEST ASPECT OF THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM IN WHICH WE LIVE, IS THE FACT NO ONE CARES. THIS ECONOMIC SYSTEM IS SET UP, FOR NO ONE TO CARE. EVER. NO ONE IS EVER SUPPOSED TO CARE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE. THEY SAY, NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO CARE. THEY SAY IT THRU ACTION. BY PUTTING THE TIGHT SQUEEZE ON US ALL, ECONOMICALLY, WE ARE SUBDUED WITHOUT STRATEGY. WITHOUT STRATEGY, WE ARE SUBDUED. WHAT WE ALL NEED IS A LITTLE STRATEGY. THE HOUSE MADE OF STRAW. ECONOMICALLY, WHAT'S AN ANALOGY FOR THIS, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, I CAN MUSTER? THE HOUSE OF STRAW IS DEPENDING ON SLAVE WAGES OR SALARY FOR FINANCIAL SECURITY AND ECONOMIC BLISS. SLAVE WAGES JUST MEANS ANY INCOME DERIVED FROM ECONOMICAL SLAVERY. WE ARE FORCED TO FIND WAGES OR SALARY SOMEWHERE, FOR WE AIM TO LIVE UNDER A ROOF, SOMEWHERE. IN THIS REGARD WE ARE FORCED TO ECONOMICALLY PAY FOR EVERYTHING WE USE. ONE DAY WE GOT CHARGED FOR AIR AND THEN ONLY THE "HAD IT'S" HAD IT. IT WAS A CRYING SHAME. OUT LOUD. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SLAVE WAGES OR SALARY OF THE HIGH PRICED SLAVE. WE CAN BREAK IT DOWN HERE, WE CAN BREAK IT DOWN IN THE NEXT PART OF THIS PART, OR WE CAN BOTH. YOU GO TO COLLEGE AFTER HIGH SCHOOL. CHRONOLOGICALLY SPEAKING. AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, AT ANY TIME YOU CAN ATTEND COLLEGE. YOU ATTEND COLLEGE. FOR WHAT INDUSTRY? WHAT SPECIALTY? FOR WHAT REASON? IF STUDYING ACCOUNTING, WHY? TO GET A JOB AS AN ACCOUNTANT? IF SO, THEN FOR HOW LONG? NO MATTER WHAT PROFESSION THE COLLEGE DEGREE IS IN, NO MATTER WHAT PROFESSION YOU ARE IN, WITHOUT CREATING SUCCESSFUL AND PROFITABLE BUSINESSES AND OR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS, THE BIG BAD WOLF CAN STILL GET YOU. BASED ONLY ON CERTAIN FACTORS. CERTAIN FACTORS IN LIFE CAN BRING THE BIG AND BAD WOLF SYSTEM CLOSER THAN CLOSE. WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY STRAW HOUSES RAVAGED BY ECONOMIC LIONS. STRAW HOUSES AREN'T THE SAFEST WAY. WE DO NOT WANT TO BE TOO VIVID. NOT HERE AND NOT NOW. THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE, TO GO INTO SUCH DETAIL. THE WOLVES ARE OUT. THE LIONS ARE IN. THE STRAW HOUSE LOOKED TERRIBLE AFTERWARDS. IT WAS JUST STRAW. HERE'S WHY. THE SILVER LINING. THE MONEY IN WHICH YOU EARN FROM WAGES OR SALARY, IS A JOKE. THE PUNCHLINE IS, INVESTING PORTFOLIOS AND SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP UP WITH INFLATION. THE DOLLARS ARE INFLATED. YOU HAVE TO PUT THE PURCHASING POWER INTO YOUR DOLLAR YOURSELF. IF THE DOLLAR IS WORTH TEN CENTS, YOU BETTER HAVE AN ECONOMIC EARNING POWER OF TIMES TEN. WE'RE SAYING NOTHING MORE THAN THAT PEOPLE. THE DOLLAR YOU WORSHIP ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING. IT IS ALL A JOKE. A TERRIBLE LIE. A TERRIBLE LIE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THE STUDY OF MONEY WILL TURN INTO A COMEDY SHOW, EITHER WAY. EITHER YOU DO NOT STUDY MONEY THEN THE JOKE MAY BE ON YOU. IF YOU DO STUDY MONEY, YOU MAY LAUGH AT WHAT YOU FIGURE OUT. THE OBSERVATIONS YOU MAKE INSIDE OF THESE STUDY SESSIONS MIGHT AROUSE YOUR INTELLECT. ECONOMIC EARNING POWER WILL KEEP AWAY THE BIG AND BAD WOLF SYSTEM. GETTING THE DEGREE TO INVEST THOSE EARNINGS INTO BUSINESSES IN THE INDUSTRY YOU WANT TO START AND OR INVESTING PORTFOLIOS YOU BUILD FROM SCRATCH, USING INFORMATION YOU FIND IN PLACES OF VALUE. 

1:24PM EST - 2:15PM EST
2.23.2020
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 23RD, 2020
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QQ.
THE 10TH BIRTHDAY OF QUE HARRIS JR.

THE THREE LITTLE HAMBURGERS: CHAPTER TEN: 1914 DOLLARS
THE HOUSE OF STICKS, ON THE DAY THE WOLF SYSTEM CAME KNOCKING. OWNING A BUSINESS OR MANY DIFFERENT BUSINESSES IS A SUREFIRE WAY, TO KEEP THE WOLF SYSTEM AWAY. THE KEY POINT TO OWNING AND CREATING BUSINESSES IS HOWEVER, FOR THE BUSINESS ITSELF TO PROSPER FROM CREATING PROFITS. SO WHEN THE WOLF SYSTEM COMES, YOU WILL NEED TO HAVE THEIR MONEY. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON, THIS OPTION OF THE STICK HOUSE, ISN'T THE BEST OPTION. IT IS HALF THE BEST OPTION. IT IS ONE OF THE BEST THREE WAYS TO AVOID THE WOLF SYSTEM. THE WOLF SYSTEM CAN NOT BE AVOIDED THRU THE ECONOMIC STRAW HOUSE BUILDING PROGRAM. THIS IS NO ECONOMIC PROGRAM AT ALL. THE STRAW HOUSE ECONOMIC PROGRAM IS ONLY THE BEST OPTION, WHEN THE BUSINESSES CREATED, BRING IN ENOUGH PROFIT TO PAY THE WOLF SYSTEM OFF COMPLETELY. REMEMBER, THE WOLF SYSTEM IS ALSO THE RETIREMENT ISSUE. ANY ECONOMIC ISSUE YOU WILL EVER FACE IS THE BIG AND BADDEST WOLF OF ALL. THEY ARE ALL ECONOMIC LITTLE WOLVES. EVERY BILL IS A LITTLE WOLF. IN THIS LIFE, THEY DO NOT GIVE US ANYTHING, BUT BILLS. THE ONLY HANDOUTS WE ARE GIVEN ARE BILLS. THE STRAW HOUSE MUST BE CONVERTED INTO A STICK HOUSE. THE STICK MUST BE CONVERTED TO A BRICK HOUSE OR A LOG CABIN. THE STICK HOUSE MUST BE A LOG CABIN. IF YOU CAN TURN THE STICK HOUSE INTO AN ECONOMIC LOG CABIN, THEN IT IS THE BEST. THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE, IS THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE, FOR IT RELIES ON PASSIVE AND RESIDUAL INCOME. ONE OF THE REASONS, ARTISTS ARE ARTISTS AS A CAREER, IS THE RESIDUAL AND PASSIVE INCOME ASPECT. THE PASSIVE INCOME IS GENERATED THRU SYNDICATION AND SALES OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. FOR THE ARTIST, THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE AND LOG CABIN ARE THE BEST OPTION. ANY SLAVE WAGES, YOU WOULD WANT TO INVEST THEM IN THE MONEY MARKETS. YOU WOULD HAVE TO WORK YOUR WAY UP THRU OUT THE ENTIRE MONEY MARKET SYSTEM. THE MONEY MARKETS. THE MONEY MARKETS, PERIOD. START OFF WITH BONDS, STOCKS, SECURED CREDIT CARDS, CREDIT CARDS, CREDIT LINES. CRYPTO CREDIT LINES, POWERED BY CRYPTO CURRENCY. CRYPTO CURRENCY, IS A NEW FORM OF CURRENCY. THE OLD FORM OF CURRENCY WAS SALT. SODIUM. BACK IN THE DAY, THROWING SALT, WAS MAKING IT RAIN. "OH YOU ARE THROWING SALT, YOU MUST GOT IT?" THROWING SALT BACK IN THE DAY WAS THROWING MONEY AROUND. KIND OF FUNNY. THE MORE RECENT OF CURRENCY WAS THE PAPER DOLLAR. FROM THE HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE CHRONOLOGICALLY, THE PAPER FORM OF CURRENCY WAS THE RISKIEST FORM. ANY FORM BEFORE PAPER WAS MEDIEVAL, BORDERLINE PRIMEVAL. FOR ANY CURRENCY USED BEFORE PAPER CURRENCY, TO BE SEEN AS RISKY AS PAPER CURRENCY HAS BECOME, WOULD APPEAR OUTLANDISH IN NATURE. EXTREMELY OUTLANDISH. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OUTLANDISH. THEREFORE MY GOOD PEOPLE, WE ARE OFFICIALLY OUT IN THE OUT LANDS. DUE TO THE FACT THE PAPER CURRENCY, NOW FIAT CURRENCY, IS WORTH LESS THAN IT WAS WHEN IT WAS BACKED BY GOLD AND SILVER. THE DOLLAR USED TO BE BACKED BY GOLD AND SILVER. THE FIAT DOLLAR, USED TO BE BACKED BY SOMETHING. THE FIAT DOLLAR USED TO BE BACKED BY SOMETHING VALUABLE IN NATURE. VALUABLE BY NATURE, WAS SOMETHING ONCE BACKING THE AMERICAN DOLLAR. IT IS A CAPRICORNIC SHAME, NIXON DECOUPLED THE GOLD FROM THE DOLLAR IN 1971. THE DOLLAR HASN'T BEEN BACKED BY GOLD SINCE 1913. IN 1914, $110 IS WORTH $2826.71. IN 1914, $33.00 IS WORTH $848.01. THE PURCHASING POWER OF THE DOLLAR WAS $848 PER $33. $1 IS WORTH $25 IN 1914. 1914 DOLLARS. 

3:19PM EST - 4:27PM EST
2.23.2020
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 23RD, 2020
HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY TO QQ
QUE HARRIS JR.
I LOVE YOU QQ!!!

THE THREE LITTLE CONTEMPORARIES: CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE CONCLUSION
THE CONCLUSION TO THE SHORT STORY, NARRATED BY THE FOURTH DIMENSIONAL SHATTERED GLASS. NARRATED BY THE VOICE UTTERING THE WORDS BREAKING THE FOURTH DIMENSIONAL WALL OF GLASS. THE GLASS WALL. WHEN YOU DISCUSS THE TRUTH OF ECONOMICS AND FINANCES, IT IS SIMILAR TO BREAKING THE 4D GLASS WALL. THE THIRD LITTLE PIG. PIGGIE NUMERO TRES. MOURNS THE ECONOMIC FATES OF NUMEROS DOS Y TRES. THE SECOND AND FIRST LITTLE PIG, NOW BELONG TO THE WOLF. THE WOLF ATE THEM CHILDREN. THE HOUSE OF STRAW CAN BE CONVERTED TO THE STICK HOUSE. THE STICK HOUSE CAN BE CONVERTED INTO THE LOG CABIN OF ECONOMIC EXPANSION. THE STICK HOUSE CAN BE CONVERTED INTO THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE. THE STICK HOUSE CAN BE LIQUIDATED, IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE. THE STRAW HOUSE IS USING WAGES AND SALARY TO PAY BILLS. THE BILLS BEING PAID NOW ARE SOLELY CONTINGENT UPON THE WAGES AND SALARY. THE WAY YOU HAVE LEARNED TO SURVIVE FINANCIALLY, THIS WAY, IS DEPENDENCY ON WAGES OR SALARY. EARNED INCOME. THE FIRST LITTLE PIG IS OF EARNED INCOME. THE FIRST LITTLE PIG, PAYS HIS BILLS, EVERY MONTH, ALL OF THEM. IF THE ONLY WAY THE FIRST LITTLE PIG'S BILLS ARE PAID, DEPENDS ONLY ON THE WAGES AND OR SALARY, OH BOY. NO ONE WANTS TO BE IN THE BOAT OF ROCKY WATERS. NO ONE WANTS TO BE IN THE BOAT, INSIDE ROCKY WATERS. OF COURSE THE WATER IS MURKY. OF COURSE THE WATER IS DEEP. OF COURSE THERE ARE ANIMALS IN THE WATERS. THEY CALL THEM FISH. OF COURSE SOME OF THESE FISH EAT OTHER FISH. THEY CALL THOSE PREDATORS. OF COURSE THERE ARE PREDACIOUS FISH IN THESE WATERS. AND FINALLY, OF COURSE THESE FISH ARE CIRCLING YOUR BOAT. SOME IN HOPES OF NOT BEING EATEN. SOME IN HOPES OF EATING YOUR BOAT AND EVERYTHING INSIDE OF IT. FOR YOUR BOAT IS IN THE WATER. THE WATER BELONGS TO THE PREDATORS. ONLY THE PREDATORS ARE SAFE IN THE WATER. UNLESS THERE'S A NET. A WHOLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF PREDATOR, YET AND STILL, ANOTHER PREDATOR. THE THIRD LITTLE PIG IS SAFE. THE SECOND LITTLE PIG PAID HIS BILLS FROM HIS BUSINESS. THE BUSINESS PROFITS CAN GO INTO THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO. THE BUSINESS PROFITS ARE TO BE RE INVESTED INTO THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO. THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO CONSISTS OF ANY INVESTMENTS. EVEN OTHER BUSINESSES THAT CAN GENERATE PROFITS WITHOUT YOU. THIS IS THE POINT. TO BE ABLE TO REAP THE EARNED REWARDS OF INVESTING IN A COMPANY OR BUSINESS, CAPABLE OF OPERATING WITHOUT YOU. IT JUST NEEDS YOUR MONEY. JOBS JUST NEED YOUR TIME. YOU JUST NEED YOUR JOB'S PAYCHECK FOR SLAVING SERVICES RENDERED. YOU MAY NOT LOVE YOUR JOB. YOUR JOB MAY NOT LOVE YOU EITHER. YOU MIGHT WISH YOU COULD LIVE FOR FREE. YOUR JOB MIGHT WISH THEY COULD WORK YOU FOREVER UNTIL DEATH FOR FREE. YOU MAY YEARN FOR HIGHER WAGES OR INCREASED SALARY PAY. YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT MAY WISH THOSE DAYS NEVER EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF NIGHT. OWNING A BUSINESS IS GREAT. BEING FORCED TO RELY SOLELY ON THIS ONE BUSINESS FOR ALL OF YOUR PROFITS, MAY NOT BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. UNLESS YOUR BEST ATTRIBUTE AS A PERSON IS THE ACQUISITION OF PURE PROFIT. I DON'T DOUBT YOU. I PRAY YOU ARE AS ECONOMICALLY GEARED TOWARDS ATTAINING AS MUCH PROFIT, AS I EVER AIM TO. OWNING A BUSINESS AND AN INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO. THIS IS THE ECONOMIC LOG CABIN. THE STICK HOUSE IS OWNING A BUSINESS. THE ECONOMIC LOG CABIN IS OWNING A BUSINESS AND THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO. THE ECONOMIC BRICK HOUSE IS THE INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO OWNERSHIP PROGRAM. THESE ARE ALL FINANCIAL PROGRAMS. THE FIRST FINANCIAL PROGRAM, THE STRAW HOUSE, WAS SET UP TO WORK AGAINST YOU. THE STRAW MAN FOUNDATION IS NO FOUNDATION AT ALL. GAMBLING EVERY THING ON EARNED INCOME. YOU CAN ONLY EARN THAT INCOME, THAT WAY, FOR SO LONG. WHETHER IN A CAREER FOR THREE DECADES OR FOUR. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. THREE OR FOUR DECADES PRODUCING EARNED INCOME, IN THE FORM OF WAGES, POSSIBLY MINIMUM DUE TO LACK OF DEGREE OR SKILL CERTIFICATIONS; VOCATIONAL DEPRIVATION. THE SECOND FINANCIAL PROGRAM SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM COMPARED TO THE STRAW HOUSE. THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU. THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE DYNAMICS BEHIND THE STRAW HOUSE, THEY JUST SHOW YOU THE STRAW HOUSE. THEN THEY SHOW THE STICK HOUSE. EVERYONE IS PUSHED TOWARDS THE STICK, BY THE DESIRE TO NOT HAVE THE STRAW. THE STICK HOUSE CAN BE CONVERTED FROM THE STRAW HOUSE. THE STRAW HOUSE HAS TWO FORMS OF STRAW. MOST PEOPLE YEARN FOR THEIR OWN BUSINESS OF SOME SORT. EVEN IF ONLY TO FULLY FUND THEIR HOBBIES. THEY DON'T TELL US, THE TOUR, IS OF THE STRAW HOUSE. THE FIRST FORM OF STRAW IS BUILT BY WAGES. THE SECOND STRAW FORM IS BUILT BY SALARY PAY. NO OVERTIME, JUST BONUSES AND RAISES FROM DEGREES OR ELSEWHERE. INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL RAISES. ANYONE INVOLVED IN BUSINESS KNOWS TO GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOUR PASSION. IN THE PERFECT WORLD. ANY ONE GOING TO COLLEGE KNOWS TO GET A DEGREE IN THEIR FIELD OF PASSIONATE STUDY RATHER THAN FOR INCREASED SALARY. THE SALARY INCREASE WILL COME FROM YOUR PASSIONATE ENERGY. THE ENERGY WILL DRIVE YOU. IF FOR NOTHING ELSE, GO TO COLLEGE FOR FINANCIAL LITERACY. ACCOUNTING, BUSINESS, ECONOMICS, FINANCES. ANY COURSE TO PRIVY YOU TO BEING ECONOMICALLY SAVVY. WITH THE ECONOMIC SAV' YOU CAN ACHIEVE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS. THIS CONCEPT IS THE GOLDEN EGG LAYING GOOSE OF THIS PEN NAME'S CATALOGUE. THIS IS JUST BEGINNING YEAR ONE OF THE VANESSA BUNNI STALLONE COLLECTION. THE VBSC. WE ALL WANT OUR ECONOMIC FUTURES TO BE AS FINANCIALLY SAFE AND SECURED AS POSSIBLE. IN THE PERFECT WORLD. MEANING WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK SO HARD TO GET TO SUCH POINTS. SUCH POINTS. SUCH POINTS REQUIRE EVERY EFFORT. COMPARED TO THE WAGE STRAW HOUSE, THE SALARY STRAW HOUSE OR VOCATIONAL STRAW HOUSE, IS WHERE MOST CONTEMPORARIES RUN. IT IS EASY TO SEE WHY. REMEMBER SOCIAL TRAPS WHEN MAKING MOVES. WHEN MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE, KEEP IN MIND, THE VARIOUS ECONOMIC TRAPS SET FORTH BY THE ECONOMIC PREDATORS OF THE RULING CLASS. THERE IS WAY MORE THAN I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU. OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING I WANT TO TELL YOU. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING. IT'S JUST NOT SAFE FOR ME. I'LL TELL YOU. BUT NOT NOW. NOT HERE EITHER. MAYBE IN A FEW VOLUMES WE WILL TOUCH ON IT AGAIN. THIS IS THE CONCLUSION. WHY WOULD I BRING UP A NEW TOPIC, ON THE CUSP OF CREATING ANOTHER SEGMENT TO ACCOMPANY THIS FIRST SEGMENT? IN HOPES OF WHAT? I HAVE A MEMORY OF SALEM HIGH 11TH GRADE LITERATURE TEACHER, MRS. HARTLEY. MANY MEMORIES OF HER, HERE IS ONE. IN THE FIVE PARAGRAPH ESSAY, THE CONCLUSION SHOULD CONTAIN A NEW CONCEPT, IDEA OR THOUGHT PATTERN. THE THINKING CLIFFHANGER. PONDER ON THE THOUGHT'S SEQUEL. AND JUST WHERE DID ALL OF THIS THINKING LEAD YOU? WHERE DID YOU FIND YOURSELF? THANK YOU SO MUCH, FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR IN VOLUME TWO. THE NEXT SEGMENT IN VOLUME TWO, WILL BE MOST LIKELY A FILM SCRIPT TREATMENT. FOR A MOTION PICTURE, RADIO PLAY OR TELEVISION PROGRAM, THE FILM TREATMENT IS THE PROSE STEP BETWEEN SCENE CARDS AND THE SCREENPLAY'S FIRST DRAFT. AT THIS POINT, I AM NOT SURE IF I WILL COPY AND PASTE THE TREATMENT ABOVE THIS STORY IN THE FINAL PUBLISHED VERSION. I WILL IN ANOTHER VOLUME, COME BACK TO THIS STORY, THE THREE LITTLE CONTEMPORARIES. THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL TO THE SHORT STORY. WE NEVER GOT INTO MANY ASPECTS OF IT. JUST AS AN INTRODUCTION TO THE IDEA, HERE IT WAS. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM FULL OF INVESTMENTS, WAS THE NEXT SHORT STORY. THE LADY WHO LIVED IN A SHOE SO SHE COULD BUY STOCKS IS ON THE LIST. 
AT THIS POINT I JUST REALLY GET READY TO DIVE INTO THE CREATIVE BRAIN FOR THIS PROJECT. THE NEXT FORMAT OR GENRE, WOULD BE THE THIRD GENRE OF WRITING FOR THIS SERIES. VOLUME TWO CONTAINS TWO GENRES OF WRITING. SHORT STORY AND FILM TREATMENT. VOLUMES ONE AND THREE ARE NON FICTION PROSE. VOLUME FOUR MAY BE THE VERSE NOVEL. THREE VOLUMES WILL RHYME. THREE VOLUMES OF PROSE. THREE VOLUMES OF SHORT STORIES, NOVELLAS AND VARIOUS TREATMENT FORMATS. ANY CREATIVE DELIGHT I CAN BRING TO THIS TOPIC, I DEFINITELY WILL. THANK YOU. EVERY VOLUME HAS TO HAVE ONE TO TWO LETTERS WRITTEN TO HOMEY. EXPLAINING FOREWORD TYPE INFORMATION.

8:32PM EST -
2.25.2020

DEAR VANESSA HONEY MALONE,
DEAR HONEY. THIS LETTER IS IN A BOOK. THE BOOK IS IN YOUR PEN NAME. THE NAME CREATED IN YOUR HONOR. ALL CREDITS GO TO GOD. THIS IS VOLUME TWO. VOLUME TWO IS SO FAR, ONE SHORT STORY. THE NEXT HALF, STILL APPEARS TO BE FILM SCRIPT TREATMENT. THERE ARE A FEW ORIGINAL IDEAS IN THE HEAD TOWARDS SHORT STORIES. A TWO PART FILM TREATMENT IS A GOOD WAY TO GO FOR VOLUME THREE. HONEY, I FEEL IN DEBT TO GOD AND I THINK OF YOU. PAINFUL REMINDERS. I FEEL GREAT ENERGY AND I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU LIKE ECONOMICS CLASS. I NEVER ASKED YOU. I DON'T RECALL. WE WERE ALWAYS TALKING BUSINESS AND MONEYE. WE WERE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT MONEY. I'M SURE YOU DID. I FEEL GOOD I WAS ABLE TO DONATE A PROJECT TO LITERATURE HISTORY, WITH YOUR NAME AS PROFIT HOLDER. I REALLY KNEW YOU. IT BOTHERED ME, YOUR PASSING. UNDERSTATED. OBVIOUSLY. I HAVE 18 MORE LETTERS I WILL END UP WRITING TO YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, WHERE EVER YOU ARE. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL PERSON, INSIDE AND OUT. I WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU WOULD THINK AS YOU AGED. YOU DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE. IT BREAKS MY HEART. NAIJAH. JOSH D. HUTCHINSON. IT FEELS LIKE YOU LEFT US. YOU DID. BUT YOU WERE TAKEN? THE CIRCUSMTANCES UNDERWHICH WERE VERY HORRIFYING. I AM THIRTY HONEY, AND I AM COLLEGE ORIENTED. I ENJOY STUDYING AND LEARNING. IT'S SO WEIRD. I'M ON A MISSION. YOU ARE PART OF THE MISSION. ALL OF YOU ARE. HONEY IS THE ONLY WOMAN ON THE LIST. I WILL WORK ON A PROJECT, WRITTEN, UNDER PEN NAMES FOR NAIJAH AND J.D. HUTCHINSON. THIS BOOK GIVES ME THE TINGLES. I DON'T KNOW THE FUTURE OF THIS BOOK, AFTER IT'S PUBLISHED. I DON'T KNOW. WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS ON THE FUTURE, I AM GRATEFUL. I FEEL LIKE GOD HAS A GUN TO MY HEAD. GOD GAVE ME LIFE. GOD GAVE ME CERTAIN SKILLS. GIFTS. GOD GIVES ME TIME. GOD GIVES ME GRACE. GOD GIVES ME DESTINY. FATE. TIME. IF I WASTE ALL OF THAT I'M HORRIBLE. EITHER WAY I SHALL TOO PASS. I TOO SHALL PASS. THEN NOTHING ELSE MATTERS OF ME BESIDES WHAT I LEFT BEHIND. 


8:36PM EST -
2.26.2020
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26TH, 2020

THE INTRODUCTION:





















1:39PM EST - 2:19PM EST (SCENE ONE)
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27TH, 2020
MS. KINYA TUZO'S BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. KINYA
"THE FOREX FILM"
VANESSA B. STALLONE

SESSION ONE: "THE FOREX FILM" SCENE SCRIPT OPENING SEQUENCE
SCENE: #1. MEMORIAL DAY 2018. ATLANTA. GEORGIA. RESORT CLUB HOUSE. MEETING. INTERIOR SHOT. I WAS SITTING IN A MEETING. IN DOWNTOWN ATLANTA. WITH MY MOM. I WAS 28. I HAD JUST MOVED BACK FROM NEW YORK STATE. SYRACUSE, NEW YORK. I WAS THERE FOR FOUR MONTHS. LEFT IN PRE MID OCTOBER. BETWEEN THE 10TH-17TH, I WAS ABOUT TO MOVE. CAME BACK TO GEORGIA, FOR SIX MONTHS. FROM VALENTINE'S DAY 2018, TO AUGUST 10TH, 2018. I ARRIVED BACK IN SYRACUSE, NEW YORK, ON SUNDAY AUGUST 12TH. ON MEMORIAL DAY 2018. I ATTENDED A MEETING. I MARKETS LIVE. TEACHING FOREX. MY MOM SIGNED UP FOR IT WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK, THE FIRST TIME. I WAS ASKING HER TO SIGN UP FOR CRYPTO CURRENCY HOLDING ACCOUNTS. AT 28 IN NEW YORK, THIS IS WHERE THE MIND WAS AT. HOLDING CRYPTO CURRENCY. I WAS INDEPENDENTLY RESEARCHING THE STOCK MARKET. BY THIS TIME, THE EMERGING MARKETS STRATEGY, WAS EMERGING FROM WITHIN. THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW EVERYTHING CAME TOGETHER. THIS IS THE STORY, OF HOW I EARNED MY FIRST BILLION DOLLARS. IT WAS A LONG ROAD. IT WAS THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED. IT HAS MADE ALL OF THE DIFFERENCE. MY MOM CALLED ME. I WAS IN NEW YORK. SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD SIGNED UP FOR IML. SHE SIGNED UP SO I COULD LEARN TO TRADE CURRENCY. MY MOTHER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ME TRADING CURRENCY. SHE FORCED MY HAND. IT INEVITABLY DELVED ME RIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF FINANCIAL LEVERAGING. ON THE DAILY AND WEEKLY SPECTRUM. THE MONTHLY SPECTRUM. MEANING A CAREER SALARY, FOR ANY CAREER, COULD BE EARNED PERSONALLY. FROM ANY SALARY'S STANDARDS. ANY PROFESSION. THE SALARY CAN BE MATCHED USING FINANCIAL LEVERAGING. I HAD THE HOLDING STRATEGY READY. HOLD AS MANY CRYPTO CURRENCY UNITS AS POSSIBLE. DIGITAL CURRENCY UNITS. THE CURRENCY HOLDING STRATEGY COULD BE APPLIED TO THE STOCK MARKET AS WELL. THIS IS WHERE I WAS AT MENTALLY. HAVING THE ACQUISITION STRATEGY FOR ANY FINANCIAL SECURITY OR COMMODITY I WAS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING. NOW I WAS LOOKING INTO THE EMERGING TECH INDUSTRIES. I HAD BIOMETRICS, CYBER SECURITY AND MAYBE ONE OTHER INDUSTRY ON THE LIST AT THIS TIME. THE STRATEGY INVOLVED SIMPLE WORK ETHIC. PURCHASE AS MANY CRYPTO CURRENCY COINS AND STOCKS IN EMERGING TECH INDUSTRIES. AS MANY SHARES IN AS MANY COMPANIES OF THE EMERGING TECH INDUSTRIES. THIS IS WHERE MY MOTHER'S GENIUS ARRIVES. SHE MADE UP FOR DISCOURAGING MY INITIAL 2013 PURCHASE OF THREE FULL BTC. IN 2013 YOU DIDN'T CALL IT A FULL BTC, BC IT WAS A FULL BTC. IN 2017 BTC HIT $20K. NOW WE CALL THEM FULL BTC. THIS IS A FILM. LIFE IS A MOVIE. LIFE IS A DREAM. FILM YOUR DREAM. FILM YOUR MOVIE LIFE. THIS IS THE FILM FOR LIVING THE LIFE OF YOUR DREAMS. 
ENTER TITLE CARD: TITLE SEQUENCE INSERTED. "THE FOREX FILM TRILOGY VOLUME ONE: THE FOREX FILM"

8:07PM EST - 8:29PM EST (SCENE NUMBER TWO)
8:30PM EST - (SCENES NUMBER THREE AND FOUR)
9:00PM EST
2.27.2020
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27TH, 2020
MS. KINYA TUZO'S BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MS. KINYA TUZO

SESSION NUMBER TWO: CURRENCY TRADING DAY ONE

SCENE: #2. STONE MOUNTAIN. GEORGIA. 30083. 714 HAIRSTON TRAIL. HOME. INTERIOR SHOT. DAY TIME. EVENING. 7PM. I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM WORK. AMWAY GLOBAL. JIMMY CARTER BLVD. THRU AUTOMATION PERSONNEL SERVICES. LAWRENCEVILLE. 2018. I WAS WORKING THERE BEFORE MOVING TO NEW YORK IN 2017. I RETURNED TO GEORGIA IN 2018. VALENTINE'S DAY. I RESUMED WORKING THRU AUTOMATION ON JIMMY CARTER BLVD. MEMORIAL DAY 2018. THE LAST HOLIDAY I EVER HAD BEFORE TRADING CURRENCY. EVERY HOLIDAY, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, WOULD BE SPENT CURRENCY TRADING. THIS IS THE STORY OF DAY ONE. THE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED. I ARRIVED HOME FROM WORK. I HAD JUST GOTTEN SCAMMED FOR $1000 TOTAL. BETWEEN A BTC MINING SCAM AND A FOREX TRADER SCAM, FROM INSTAGRAM TROLLS. THEY SEEK YOU OUT WHEN YOU ARE LEARNING TO INVEST. TO HURT YOU. I BELIEVE ONE OF THEM WAS FOREIGN. IT HELPED ME IN THE END. IT SPURRED ME INTO REALIZING THE TRUTH. I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THE TIME TO TRADE FOR MYSELF. ON JUNE 1ST, 2018, I BEGAN TRADING CURRENCY MYSELF. I HAVE BEEN MY OWN FOREX ACCOUNT MANAGER EVER SINCE. I GET HOME. I LOG INTO MY MOM'S JAFX ACCOUNT. BACK THEN, THEY ACCEPTED UNITED STATES RESIDENTS. CITIZENS LIVING HERE. THEY STOPPED ONE YEAR LATER. SO MANY THINGS I DID NOT KNOW IN YEAR ONE. IT IS NOW YEAR ONE AND A HALF. MY MOM HAD $100 IN HER BROKERAGE ACCOUNT. I OPENED THE TRADING ACCOUNT AND THE META TRADER WEB TERMINAL. I REMEMBER STARING AT THE SCREEN. I WAS JUST STARING AT THE SCREEN. FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR. THIS WAS THE GAMEPLAN. THE WEEK BEFORE I HAD ENTERED INTO A FEW TRADES. BASED ON SWIPE TRADES. THIS TAUGHT ME HOW TO EXECUTE TRADE ORDERS. I BEGAN LEARNING THE LINGO. I HAD TO LEARN WHICH CURRENCY PAIRS I WAS COMFORTABLE WITH. JAFX ALLOWED THE TRADING OF RIPPLE XRP. RIPPLE XRP IS A CRYPTO CURRENCY. A CRYPTO CURRENCY, USING AN ALTERNATE TECHNOLOGICAL FORM. THE ALTCOIN. THE FIRST ALTCOIN WAS MADE IN 2013. CLOSE TO IT. EVERY COIN EXCEPT THE BITCOIN, IS AN ALTCOIN. THE BITCOIN IS POWERED BY THE BLOCK CHAIN TECHNOLOGY. I STARTED TRADING RIPPLE XRP, AS WELL AS FOREIGN CURRENCIES. THE FORIEGN CURRENCIES I WAS TRADING WERE NZD RELATED. I LEARNED THE TOP THREE LOWEST MAJORS TO TRADE. THE AUSTRALIAN DOLLAR VS THE USD. THE NZD VS THE USD. THE EUR VS. THE GBP. AUD, NZD, VS. THE USD, AND EURGBP. THE EURO AND THE GREAT BRITISH POUND, ARE BASED IN EUROPE AND GREAT BRITIAN. THE LONDON SESSION. 7AM TO 4PM EST. THE NZD AND THE AUD ARE THE COMMON DENOMINATORS BETWEEN THE LIST OF FOREIGN CURRENCY PAIRS WE ARE TRADING AT THIS MOMENT. WE WILL TRADE THE OTHER CURRENCIES, AS WE CAN AFFORD THEM. FOR NOW, WE ARE TRADING THE COMMON DEMONIMATOR AND NUMBERS FAMILY TREE. 5 PLUS 4. IS RELATED TO 9 MINUS 5. I FORGET WHAT THEY CALL IT. STARTING OFF ON THE FIRST DAY, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT IT. I JUST WANT TO LEARN FROM MY ERRORS. I MADE SO MANY ERRORS. FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. AN ENTIRE YEAR. I HAD TO TAKE NOTES ON THE RESULTS OF THE ACTIONS I TOOK IN THE FOREIGN CURRENCY EXCHANGE MARKET. FOREX. I WAS LEARNING TO TRADE FOREX PROPERLY. I WAS LEARNING TO PROPERLY TRADE FOREX, BY TRADING PERIOD. WHEN TRADING, YOU WILL BEGIN TRADING IN IMPROPER MANNERS. IT IS THE NOTE TAKING PROCESS OF THE IMPROPER MANNERISM, IN WHICH WE APPLY, GIVING US A CHANCE TO APPLY OUR LEARNED LESSONS IN FUTURE INSTANCES. THEN I INSTANTLY APPLIED WHAT I LEARNED, AS SOON AS I COULD FUND THE ACCOUNT AGAIN. IN SUCH STORIES, THERE ARE TALES OF LOSS AND GAIN. TALES OF JOY AND PAIN. THE PAIN ONLY CAME, FOR ME, FROM NOT REALIZING THE ILL FATED DECISION BEFOREHAND. FORESIGHT. HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS TWENTY-TWENTY. THE MOMENT THE WRONG ENTERED TRADE BEGINS TO CRASH, YOU BEGIN TO LEARN EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WRONG. INSTANTLY. IMMEDIATELY. INSTANTANEOUSLY. HINDSIGHT. TWENTY-TWENTY. 
SCENE #3. STONE MOUNTAIN. HAIRSTON TRAIL. HOME. INTERIOR. EVENING. 7PM EST.
THE NIGHT I STARED AT THE COMPUTER FOR AN HOUR. I BEGAN TRADING ON THE LAPTOP AND TABLET. I EVENTUALLY WOULD TRADE ON THE PHONE. BACK THEN, I LIVED WITH WIFI SO I COULD DO MY THING WITH THAT. I'LL HAVE WIFI UP HERE IN NEW YORK SOON AGAIN. I AM STARING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN, ON WEB TERMINAL. META TRADER FOUR AND FIVE. I AM TRADING RIPPLE XRP. I AM ALSO TRADING NZDUSD AND OTHER CURRENCIES. I DID BEGIN TRADING RIPPLE XRP HEAVILY. WAY MORE THAN FOREIGN CURRENCY. I PRACTICED THE CURRENCY TRADING, THE FOREIGNS. THE DIGITAL CURRENCY CAUGHT MY INTEREST SO MUCH. RIPPLE XRP IS THE ONLY ONE SAFE TO TRADE. BITCOIN TRADING WILL MAKE YOU CRY. I AM SO GRATEFUL I WAS INITIATED INTO THE FOREX CULTURE. TRADING CULTURE. I'M IN THERE. I CAN SPEAK WITH ANY CURRENCY TRADER. I KNOW ENOUGH LINGO. I KNOW ENOUGH SCENARIOS. I TRADE EVERY DAY. THEY CAN LAUGH AT THE ERRORS THEY STOPPED MAKING YEARS AGO. I JUST STARTED, ONE YEAR AND HALF A YEAR AGO. THE STORIES I HAVE ARE PRICELESS. THE LESSONS, INVALUABLE. TIMELESS INSTANCES OF PULLING THE BEST UP OUT OF YOU. AS FAST AS YOU CAN. IF THE MAMBA MENTALITY, R.I.P. TO FLIGHT KOBE. IF THE MAMBA MENTALITY, WERE IMPLEMENTED INTO THE FINANCIAL WORLD OF INVESTMENTS FINANCIAL LEVERAGING OF FINANCIAL SECURITIES AND INSTRUMENTS. THE IMPLEMENTATION. THE FIERCE APPLICATION. WILL INVARIABLY CHANGE THE ENTIRE FABRIC OF YOUR PERSONAL REALITY. I'M STARING AT THE SCREEN. I AM WATCHING THE NUMBERS FLUCTUATE. AT THIS POINT, I WAS NOT USING TRADINGVIEW YET. I DID USE IT FROM THE BEGINNING. THAT FIRST NIGHT, I WAS STARING AT ONE CURRENCY PAIR. MAY HAVE BEEN NZDUSD. I MESSED WITH AUDUSD. YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE, AUDUSD IS ALWAYS SELLING. YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE THE USD IS ON SOME BULLSH HALF THE TIME. YOU NEVER KNOW, MESSING AROUND WITH THE USD. THIS IS WHY INVESTING THE USD IS SO IMPORTANT. FOR THE USD ISN'T REALLY WORTH ANYTHING. IT IS A GREEN LEAF WITH WRITING. EVERYONE WORSHIPS THE GREEN LEAF OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. I AM WATCHING THE TWO PRICES FLUCTUATE. I NOTICED IT WAS A TUG OF WAR BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT CURRENCIES. AT TWO DIFFERENT PRICES. I WATCHED IT TO FIGURE OUT, IN WHICH DIRECTION IT WAS MOVING. I THINK IT WAS GOING UP. I WATCHED IT MOVE 100 POINTS UP AND DOWN. BACK AND FORTH 100 POINTS. SO I BEGAN TO OPEN TRADES. I CASHED OUT AT $1. 100 POINTS UP OR DOWN, IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. I DID SO 15 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. WHEN THE HOUR WAS DONE. I STOPPED. I LOOKED AT THE SITUATION. I HAD JUST EARNED $15 IN AN HOUR, FROM THE COMPUTER. IT WAS CRAZY. I MAY HAVE BEEN EARNING $10 PER HOUR FROM EARNED INCOME. AMWAY GLOBAL. 

SCENE: #4. STONE MOUNTAIN. HAIRSTON TRAIL. HOME. INTERIOR. EVENING. 9PM
THE FIRST NIGHT I TRADED RIPPLE XRP. CRYPTO. THE ALTCOIN. DIGITAL CURRENCY UNITS. RIPPLE WAS AT 60 PENNIES. ONE DIME ADDED TO TWO QUARTERS. THE FIRST WEEK TRADING RIPPLE XRP. THIS IS WHEN I REALIZED, MY FOREIGN CURRENCY TRADING BATTING AVERAGE, WAS AT 700%. THE CRYPTO CURRENCY TRADING MARKET IS OPEN SEVEN DAYS PER WEEK. CRYPTO NEVER CLOSES. TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. EVERY SINGLE DAY. THE FOREIGN CURRENCY TRADING MARKET IS CLOSED FOR 36 HOURS. BETWEEN FRIDAY 5PM AND SUNDAY 5PM, THE FOREX MARKET IS CLOSED. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY, TWENTY FOUR HOURS PER DAY. ANOTHER JOB BASICALLY. CRYPTO WAS THE WEEKEND OVERTIME ONE COULD PUT IN. AS IF TRADING CURRENCY FOR 120 HOURS ISN'T STRENOUS ENOUGH MENTALLY, FOR THE BEGINNER ESPECIALLY. THE EASIER IT GETS, THE EASIER IT GETS. RIGHT? THAT WEEK OF TRADING RIPPLE, RIPPLE XRP WENT FROM 60 PENNIES, TO 68 PENNIES. IN TRADING UNIVERSES, THIS IS CALCULATED AS TEN CENTS PER POINT. EVERY PENNY, UP OR DOWN IN PRICE, CONTAINS 1000 POINTS. 1000 POINTS AT TEN CENTS PER POINT. $10 PER PENNY IN PRICE, PER TRADE. I WAS BUYING THE TRADES. NOT SELLING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SELL AT 68 PENNIES. IT NEVER WENT HIGHER THAN THE 68. WITH THIS BEING MY FIRST WEEK IN TRADING, I DIDN'T KNOW. IT'S CONFUSING, TO TRADE FIAT CURRENCY AND DIGITAL CURRENCY, IN YOUR FIRST WEEK. NOW YOU HAVE TO LEARN DIFFERENT SETS OF RULES. IN RETROSPECT, IT HELPED ME ENHANCE FASTER. I HAD TWO MEASURES TO GO OFF OF. I NOTICED CRYPTO WENT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF THE FIAT. I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN SO OTHERWISE. KNOWING SO WHEN TRADING COULD BENEFIT THE TRADER. IF THE HORSES ARE TRIPPING, THEN MAYBE THE ZEBRAS ARE NEXT. HORSES AND ZEBRAS. WHEN TRADING FIAT AND CRYPTO. TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS. CRYPTO IS THE ZEBRA. THE DEERBRA. THE UNICORN. CRYPTO CAN FLUCTUATE 1000 POINTS DAILY. EASY. IN AN HOUR. BITCOIN IN AN HOUR, CAN GO UP OR DOWN A THOUSAND DOLLARS OR POINTS. RIPPLE XRP, MOVES AT ONE THOUSAND POINTS FLUCTUATING. BETWEEN ONE AND THREE THOUSAND POINTS. THE FIRST HOUR TRADING RIPPLE XRP? MY FIRST DAY TRADING RIPPLE XRP, I EARNED $50 IN THE FIRST HOUR. BY THE TIME THE WEEK WAS UP, MY FIRST WEEK TRADING FOREIGN AND CRYPTO CURRENCY. TRADING FIAT AND DIGITAL CURRENCIES, I EARNED $2000. FROM THE INITIAL $100 INVESTMENT. THE INITIAL INVESTMENT. $100. ALL THE WAY UP. NOW I CAN TELL YOU THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. SPOILER ALERT. I DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY OFF OF THE TABLE. FIRST WEEK ERRORS. SPOILER ALERT. I DIDN'T TAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF THE TABLE UNTIL NOVEMBER OF 2019. THE ONE YEAR AND A HALF MARK. TO PAY HALF MY RENT IN SYRACUSE, NEW YORK. I WANTED TO KEEP THE MONEY ON THE ACCOUNT, ACTIVELY TRADING, UNTIL I KNEW HOW THE MARKET MOVED, BACK AND FORTH, EACH AND EVERY DAY. I NEEDED TO KNOW WHEN TO SWITCH. I NEEDED TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES PER DAY TO SWITCH. HOW MANY TIMES PER WEEK TO SWITCH. I NEEDED TO KNOW. THE BEST WAY TO FIND OUT, WAS TO HAVE THE MONEY STILL ON THE LINE. I NEEDED TO KNOW WHEN THE DIRECTION WOULD DOUBLE THE PROFIT. I NEEDED TO KNOW, WHEN THE CRASH WOULD COME IF ONE DID NOT SWITCH. I WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO RIDE THE FLUCTUATIONS. I AM SO CLOSE. 

7:42PM EST - 8:04PM - 8:20PM EST
(SCENES NUMBER FIVE AND SIX)
2.28.2020
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 26TH, 2020
SHIESHA JOHNSON'S BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIESHA JOHNSON

SESSION NUMBER THREE: KNOW YOU
KNOW YOU
SCENE 5: WE SEE. THE COMPUTER. INTERIOR. SHOT. DAY TIME. HOME. STONE MOUNTAIN.
OK. THE DAY WE EARNED $700 IN ONE AFTERNOON SHIFT. TRADING FOREX. FOREIGN CURRENCY. ACTUALLY. BACK THEN WE WERE TRADING RIPPLE XRP. WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW BACK THEN. TRADING RIPPLE XRP. FROM THE MOMENT. THE DAY WE BEGAN TRADING RIPPLE XRP. IN THE FIRST WEEK TRADING FOREX. WE WOULD ONLY SEE PROFITS FROM BUYING RIPPLE XRP. UNTIL THE 8000TH POINT UP. NO FORCES FROM THE UNIVERSE WHISPERED IT TO ME. THE WHISPER. WAS XXXTENTACION'S PASSING. RIPPLE XRP NEVER BOUNCED BACK FROM X'S DEATH. I FELT LIKE MANY X FANS OWNED RIPPLE AND JUST CASHED OUT. THEY SAID EFF IT YA'LL. IT'S HOW I FELT. I DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT X. I WROTE "PRINCE WHO KNEW TOO MUCH". 1 AND 2. "THE PRINCE'S PHILO. I WAS ON THE TRADING FRONTLINES WHEN X PASSED. I WATCHED RIPPLE CRASH FROM 68 PENNIES. TO 21 PENNIES. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IF NOT A MILLION TRADING RIPPLE XRP. SELLING IT. FROM 68 TO 21. 40,000 POINTS DUDE. AAT TEN CENTS PER POINT. PER TRADE. PER TRADING ACCOUNT. PER BROKERAGE ACCOUNT. PER ACCOUNTS MANAGED. YOU GOTTA GET IT? YES. YOU GOTTA GET IT. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT. ARE YOU ONE OF US? WON OF US? WE ARE TALKING EMPIRE BUILDING. HERE PEOPLE. HOW TO BUILD THE EMPIRE. FOR CRAPS AND GIGGLES MAN. WE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. WE DID IT. THE MILLENIAL PUT THE FOREX FILM TOGETHER. FOR CRAPS AND GIGGLES. ACTUALLY. FOR MUCH MORE. WAY MORE. HOW MUCH MORE? WAY, WAY MORE. WE NEED NOT SAY MORE. WE SEE MORE. SEYMOUR? IN RETROSPECT. THE RETROSPECTIVE VIEW. MORE LIKE ZERO POINT GOOFY. IT TOOK ONE YEAR AND A HALF. THIS SUNDAY. WE ARE EXCITED TO TEST IT. IT WORKS. WE GO UNDERGROUND. THE STRATEGY IS LEAKED. IF IT WORKS. I NEED NOT SAY ANTHING ELSE EVER. IT WORKS. IF IT WORKS. I GO INTO HIDING. BUILDING THE EMPIRE. I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE. I JUST WANT TO BE SECURE. I JUST WANT TO BE AWAY FROM BULLETS AND ASSASSINS. I WANT PEACE. I WANT LONGEVITY. I JUST WANT TO SET UP. THE FAMILY. WITH A BILLION DOLLAR EMPIRE. ANY SECOND OF LIFE AFTER THIS IS JUST. A CHANCE TO ABSOLUTELY. BETTER. THE ENTIRE WORLD. SPEND HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS ON ENHNCING THE QUALITY OF LIFE. OF MILLIONS OF STRANGERS, WHY WE ARE IN HIDING? IT'S JUST DEFENSE MODE. THERE IS NO OFFENSIVE. IF ANYTHING. THE OFFENSE ONLY COMES AFTER MY DEATH. THEN EVERYTHING IS IN STONE. IF THE STONE. IS MESMERIZING. I COMPLETED THE MISSION. GOD BLESSED US. WITH THIS LIFE. IN EVERY WAY. IN ALL WAYS. GOD WAS ALWAYS. MIGHTY FAVORABLE TO YOU. YOU SAW SOME STUFF. IN LIFE. IT HURTS. IT'S THAT HURT. FUELING DESIRES. YOU'RE DESIRING SOME OTHER THAN THE IMPOSSIBLE. THE ONLY IMPOSSIBILITY. IN LIFE. IS TO NOT FEEL PAIN. LIFE IS PAIN. ANYTHING ELSE. WILL BE DONE. BY THE GREATNESS WITHIN. ONLY FIVE PERCENT STAY TO THEMSELVES. TO STUDY THEMSELVES. ENOUGH TO KNOW ENOUGH. TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. FROM LIFE. THEY CAN ANSWER YOUR QUIZ, ON THEMSELVES. ASK 1000 QUESTION OF THEM. GET 1000 INTERESTING ANSWERS THEY MAY HAVE. ALREADY CONSIDERED. OR MORE INTERESTING. IF THEY HAVEN'T YET. IN RETROSPECT. INTROSPECTING. IS THE BEST THING. YOU CAN ONLY KNOW YOURSELF. KNOWING SOME ONE ELSE AS A PURSUIT, IS HOPELESS. KNOW YOURSELF. 

SCENE #6:. STONE MOUNTAIN. HOME. HOUSE. DAY. INTERIOR SHOT. WE SEE. THE TABLET. I REMEMBER THE GARAGE. 719 HAIRSTON TRAIL. RECORDING THE 24 HOUR TRADING AUDIO JOURNAL. RECORDING EVERY SESSION. OF THE FOREX TRADING. THE ASIAN SESSION. SESSION ASIA. OVERNIGHT. THIRD SHIFT. EARLY BIRDS. NIGHT OWLS. THOSE IN-BETWEEN. STAYING UP ALL NIGHT. FIGURING OUT. WHEN WHAT HAPPENS. HAVING MONEY ON THE LINE. WATCHING WHEN IT DOUBLES. WATCHING WHEN IT CRASHES. OH IT HAS TO CRASH. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YOUR INSTINCTS HAAVE PROVEN. TO BE ACCURATE. HALF THE TIME. WHEN YOU LISTEN TO IT. IT'S ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ THE MARKET. BASED YOUR HISTORICAL CHART. OF TRADING THE FOREIGN CURRENCY. LET'S SKIP TO THE LOSSES. BESIDES NOT CASHING OUT. THE RIPPLE XRP PROFITS. BUYING IT. IN THE FIRST WEEK. TRADING. ONCE YOU STARTED TRADING FOREIGN CURRENCY MAINLY. YOU STILL TRADE IT. NZD, AUD, USD, EURGBP. PACING. THRU THE GARAGE. PACING INTO THE GARAGE. PACING OUTSIDE. CONFUSED. SO CONFUSED. OH SO CONFUSED. INCREDIBLY. ACTUALLY. IN ACTUALITY. THINKING THIS IS REALITY. WHEN THE PROFIT IS DOWN. ASKING IS THIS REALITY? WHEN THE PROFIT IS UP. IN RETROSPECT. THIS IS WHEN YOU CASH OUT. AND SCREAM. THIS IS REALITY. 

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 28TH, 2020
SHIESHA JOHNSON'S BIRTHDAY YA'LL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHIESHA JOHNSON.
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
TURN UP!!!
2.28.2020
9:15PM EST - 9:45PM EST
(SCENES NUMBER SEVEN AND EIGHT)
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2023.03.25 02:16 CptButtStuff 40M4F keeping my brain occupied

This is going to be a long post, sorry. I've tried this out here previously, to mixed results. Ive had no real luck on here or any other various apps. Which is why I generally try to keep my expectations low, however, this is the 2nd weekend my dates have been canceled on me. I'm really just trying to keep myself same & my brain occupied, or i may just go crazy. Apparently, since I didn't settle down in my 20's, any type of dating life has become a nightmare & it seems to get worse the older ya get. Friends are married with kids & their own life so I gotta look out for me. Is what it is, just the reality of life. I've posted the following before but nothing has much changed other than getting a week older so im just going to use that. I said it was going to be long.
normally I post on dirtyatx4r, not for any real reason other than im not exactly looking for any "love of my life relationship" type of deal. I wouldn't want to clutter up this sub with this kind of post, however, seems that maybe since im also not looking for a quick meet up, it's not really suited for there either. I am more looking for casual in the laid back sense. I don't want to hold expectations for anyone I happen to meet up with for serious dating inquiries or even a hook up. I prefer to let things happen, i dont believe in the ability to push for any type of relationship without a vibe. This is not a no strings attached but not all the strings either.
Lately, I never know if my work schedule is going to get busy or not, but currently, it's not, so I would like to take full advantage of that current freedom. I work full time at night, so night owls are preferable, it's what I have to work with, so that's how it goes. I'm looking for a fun lady to chat with, possibly meet up however, I dont hold any reservations on if things work out that way. I mainly go via vibe. If we vibe through chat & picture exchange, Then very cool. However, I am not going to just meet up without chatting first. Also, if you dont think the screen name is funny, we probably wont get along. I only made it because I was surprised it was available and got a good chuckle out of "Butt Stuff" its always a funny term to me. Nothing is actually implied about it.
Quick about me, I am 40 (although I look more mid-30s) single, white, trimmed beard, a few visible tattoos, 6'2", dad bod but roughly 215 Lbs, shortish hair (although, I should really get a haircut) I do have pics but will only send/ask for SFW photos. I am single, no kids, no ex-drama, etc. Just the normal amount of baggage that a guy in Austin with little luck here has. Im kink/sex positive & prefer the same. i define it as a judgment free zone and you like what you like, and want the same type of thing in return. open, honest and direct communication is key with any type of relationship (friends, dating, etc) & that's what I want. if you are scared about communicating then, im probably not for you. All in all not terrible if you ask me, I feel I am pretty sane. I enjoy getting out to Karaoke, however, I dont drink but I dont care if you do.
I am looking for ladies only, prefer 30+, fun, smart, willing to engage in actual conversation about whatever comes up. Please be in the Austin/central Texas area, I prefer no one with kids, but beggars cant be choosers. But seriously, I've had ladies not in the area message & if you don't regularly come to austin, what's the point really. Texas is too big & im not driving that far for anything. I really just would like to have a good time, at least a good time chatting with someone cool. So if you are cool, shoot me a message or an IM. I've been around and can sniff out the Bs pretty quickly, so if you are one of those who do that sort of thing, please dont waste my time. Its a bummer. Also, I prefer to have open conversation, so if you don't feel a vibe, feel free to say so, im an adult and you can say so, i dont bother or bitch if you don't care to chat after chatting for a while. But if you want to ghost as well, i figure it out after a bit & i get it, no response after awhile means that you ain't into it and again, i am not going to bother with people who are not on the same level. Im not going to require a message with "your favorite color in the title/message" because if you get it, you get it & if you didn't, it's easy to catch.
Hope this piques an interest in a cool lady, so happy hunting.
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2023.03.25 02:00 Turbo_God01 29 [M4F] New York State/USA - Quiet guy looking for that special someone

Hello! My name is Calvin from New York. I’m not sure how to start this, but I’ll try my best. Although I like to be alone a lot, I’ve been feeling increasingly lonely lately. I feel like what I’m missing is that special someone. I want to find someone I can be around, hang around and cuddle with. As you couldn’t tell, I’m someone who prefers to order in and watch a series with you at home. Does that sound like the perfect date?
Well, I could be your perfect match! I would love to find someone that likes and accept me for who I am.
A little bit about myself: I’m pretty quiet and introverted. I’m awkward initially, but once you get to know me, I start to open up more! I’m a great listener. I’m always willing to lend you some advice or a helping hand when you need it. I would love to find someone that doesn’t care that i’m quiet at times. After all, action speaks louder than words. I will always be there for you!
What I like: I’m really into gaming. I mostly play on Xbox, but I have a PC that can run a handful of games. I’m not the best, but I’m more than willing to play and have a blast with you! My favorite games are Warframe, Destiny 2, Monster Hunter. I’m also into Pokemon, Final Fantasy 14, and Legends of Runeterra and many others. Currently,im playing Destiny 2s new expansion and waiting for thje new Warframe update.
I also love art, especially drawing. Unfortunately, I am pretty slow at learning it. I love to binge-watch movies/tv-shows but who doesn’t these days? I’m almost always listening to music, SIA being one of my favorite artist, along with Jain, Montaigne, AJR, Gin Wigmore, and Em Beihold. My sense of humor has a pretty wide range, from random goofy and silly things to dark stuff. I’m pretty easy-going, cool-headed, very patient, a great listener, and can be very kind and loving.
I’m looking for a nerdy girl like myself between the ages 24-32, loves to play video games so we can play together and maybe wants to binge-watch futurama for the 100th time with me. I’m looking for my one true love: someone kind, funny, nerdy, and okay with my quietness. I’m usually considered a homebody, so I’d love to spend time at home with the girl of my dreams. I’m looking for a serious monogamous relationship, not just a fling. I’m open to a long-distance relationship but would prefer someone close to or in new york state.
I’m not looking for:
• A hookup
• Someone that doesn’t want kids in their future.
For those interested in a photo: https://imgur.com/a/ZgBVDrC I would love for you to send a picture of yourself so I can see how you look like, but it’s not necessary. Please mention something from the post that stuck out to you, so I know you read it.
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2023.03.25 01:59 iwearthepantz Emotionally manipulative man?

Hello. I’m a F, 22, and about 3 weeks ago I finally decided to have sex with my plug, M, 24? He had a brother, M20, who was serving me for a while, who would sometimes tell M24 to do so instead. I found out, that M24 was actually a guy I had matched on tinder, a year prior to ever being interested in him. We linked the first night and second and it was amazing. He introduced me to coke, which I did, and we did shrooms the day after. During the two days, he asks me if I had any other hoes, which I did, and he told me he had the same thing and then told me he needed to find a girlfriend quick. When we did the shrooms the second day, he ends up confessing that he thinks that we’re very similar and we do have a connection etc, etc. then he tell me he is going away for two weeks. Obviously I did not like this, but whatever. Now look, after we had sex, I accidentally gave him strep that I didn’t know I had (I work at an UC)but we were scared that it was something else, so I tell him to take a test just in case. As a joke, but not really a joke, I tell him that I was going to block him if he gave me something that was really bad. He claims that things went left after that, but after this was a time when we were texting everyday, calls me baby, sends me pictures of some of his travels, we make plans for hanging out in the future. In the meantime, we come up with three agreements, the first two being that we would be FWB, but eventually try for a relationship. The third agreement, he makes after he asks me if I would tell the guys I’m dating if me and him were fucking,which is no. Third agreement, that we would be FWB AGAIN and NOT catch feelings. Additionally, there’s a joke I love to say which is “all my hoes end up falling in love with me.” And he does not like to hear me say this. Moreover, In those two weeks, I end up have sex with an old FWB and going on a date with another guy. At one point during his trip, we end up getting in an argument about how he really did not appreciate that fact that I love to joke about blocking him in general and that “jokes are supposed to be funny.” And that I’m rude yadayadayada. Then we stop talking for a few days. When M24 comes back, we hang out Monday, didn’t have sex but we had a really good conversation, touches my ass, whatever. We don’t hang out on Tuesday but Wednesday comes and I finally hang w him. Now, Wednesday is very important. I go in, we have a good time, and as soon as his brother leaves, he asks me if i wanted him to reread the text messages about me being rude to him and wanted me to be completely honest about me blocking him. It seems like it really hurt him even though he claimed that it didn’t hurt his feelings. “Please be honest with me bro, if I did have an STI, would you have blocked me?” It was like I was being interrogated . Then he breaks it to me, that he actually had sex with one, then actually two, and on top of that, talking to someone that he just met, and apparently wants him to meet her parents……………………………………….. He tells me that he feels like we’re too alike and that he’s trying to change his ways and that we’re both whores but don’t want to be at heart. And that he doesn’t even wanna have sex with me because of the other girl and wants to fuck her because she isn’t fucking anyone else. But offered to have a threesome with me and her literally 30 minutes prior. He tells me that he’s told me stuff that he has never told other girls before and that he would usually stop talking to them after. That me and him aren’t going have sex or talk after tonight. But at the end of the night, we did end up having sex. He asks me if I ended up fucking the guy (old FWB) and I told him yes, and he said he just knew I was going to. It’s like he expected me not to fuck anyone while he was gone for two weeks and was saying that fucking someone while your talking with them is even worse than cheating meanwhile, he fucked three bitches before I even told him I fucked 1. Anyway, I end up leaving his place , and he texted me after. I ask him the day after about everything he has basically ever said to me and that I think he had feelings at one point and you know what he says “ I never had feelings for you, idk why you thought that.” Thought and opinions please. I know he is being controlling and emotionally manipulative
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2023.03.25 01:18 Soapdish_ Mcc Scuffed Hunger Games! Part 1

I put the 40 participants, four of the noxcrew members, and four games into the hunger games simulator-
I will only include the important or funny lines in this post or it may be quite a bit longer than it actually is-
lets see what happens!
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The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
BuildMart stays at the cornucopia for resources. (That tracks)
EpicLandLord stays at the cornucopia for resources. (TNT for PKW??)
WaterBreathMan grabs a jar of fishing bait while Bekyamon gets fishing gear. (WBM Fishing?)
Rocket Spleef Rush, Gee Nelly, and Blushi work together to get as many supplies as possible. (Blushi and Gee pop off in RSR?)
KryticZuez, PeaPeeKay, Antfrost, and MrGaming share everything they gathered before running.
Sneegsnag grabs a sword.
GeminiTay breaks JojoSolos's nose for a basket of bread. (Gemini Slayyy)
Krinios breaks ConnorEatsPants's nose for a basket of bread. (oh wow these poor noses)
Rabnoo and Punz fight for a bag. Punz gives up and retreats.
TheOnionSound runs away from the Cornucopia. (He heard his onions and had to find them)
Noctis grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty. (Thats so sad)
BadBoyHalo takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
PeteZahHutt runs away with a lighter and some rope.
TapW grabs a backpack and retreats.
FalseSymmetry grabs a jar of fishing bait while Smajor gets fishing gear. (Why does this seem fitting for Scott?)
Noxite and Awesamdude fight for a bag. Noxite gives up and retreats. (Shoulda just used /gamemode)
Grain grabs a shovel. (Grian grabs a Shovel?)
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Day 1
InTheLittleWood makes a wooden spear. (He wants the extra 30 minutes badly)
LDShadowLady searches for a water source. (I thought she hated water)
Skeppy, Skybattle, and Fwhip hunt for other tributes. (Fwhip and Skeppy skybattle pop off??)
KaraCorvus sprains her ankle while running away from Aeltumn.
Hannahxxrose and Noxite work together for the day. (Oh? Hannah wants the hacks?)
Punz tends to FalseSymmetry's wounds.
Grain attacks TapW, but he manages to escape. (OH ITS GRAIN EW foreshadowing?)
TGTTOSWAF steals from Sylvee while she isn't looking. (Sylvee throws TGTTOSWAF?)
Awesamdude receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. (Thats scary)
EpicLandLord camouflauges himself in the bushes. (As he plans to blow up PKW)
PearlescentMoon forces Rabnoo to kill ConnorEatsPants or BadBoyHalo. He decides to kill BadBoyHalo. (Nooo poor bad)
PeteZahHutt stabs Vixella in the back with a trident. (Targeting the simmers? Smh)
Blushi tries to sleep through the entire day. (Same)
LargishBeans thinks about home.
BuildMart convinces WaterBreathMan to not kill him, only to kill him instead. (WBM throws buildmart?)
TheOnionSound shoots an arrow at Antfrost, but misses and kills PeaPeeKay instead. (Of course its Oli)
JojoSolos runs away from GeminiTay. (Gem is really targeting Jojo)
Deaths from Day 1-
BadBoyHalo
Vixella
WaterBreathMan
PeaPeeKay
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Night 1
PeteZahHutt destroys Rabnoo's supplies while he is asleep. (He just wants a win dude)
Blushi destroys EpicLandLord's supplies while he is asleep. (cant blow up PKW now)
JojoSolos dies from hunger. (Thats ironic)
TGTTOSWAF passes out from exhaustion. (Same)
Grain convinces Sneegsnag to snuggle with him. (Oh?)
FalseSymmetry destroys Rocket Spleef Rush's supplies while he is asleep. (False RSR Pop off?)
LDShadowLady, Noxite, and GeminiTay discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. (Gem and Lizzie insider information?)
Tubbo tries to sing himself to sleep.
Skybattle defeats Smajor in a fight, but spares his life.
BuildMart and Aeltumn huddle for warmth.
KaraCorvus convinces Sylvee to snuggle with her.
Noctis, Skeppy, and ShubbleYT sleep in shifts.
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Day 2
ConnorEatsPants questions his sanity. (Same)
GeminiTay stabs PeteZahHutt with a tree branch. (Gemini Slayyy pt 2)
Rabnoo stalks Krinios.
DrGluon picks flowers. (I want this to happen)
InTheLittleWood catches Punz off guard and kills him. (Oh)
PearlescentMoon practices her archery. (Pearl dodgebolt pop off?)
MrGaming, LDShadowLady, TGTTOSWAF, and EpicLandLord hunt for other tributes.
Fwhip runs away from Gee Nelly.
Ponk picks flowers. (He should meet Gluon)
Bekyamon overhears Rocket Spleef Rush and Smajor talking in the distance. (Scotts rigging it again)
Aeltumn picks flowers. (A trio!)
ShubbleYT chases Sylvee.
Aimsey, KaraCorvus, and LargishBeans start fighting, but KaraCorvus runs away as Aimsey kills LargishBeans. (Ok Aimsey pop off)
TheOnionSound collects fruit from a tree.
Tubbo picks flowers (I cant stop picturing these four just picking flowers during SG)
BuildMart thinks about home. (Which is..?)
Deaths from Night 1 & Day 2
JojoSolos
PeteZahHutt
Punz
LargishBeans
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Night 2
Rocket Spleef Rush stays awake all night.
Gee Nelly and DrGluon sleep in shifts.
InTheLittleWood begs for KryticZuez to kill him. He refuses, keeping InTheLittleWood alive.
Bekyamon begs for Fwhip to kill her. He refuses, keeping Bekyamon alive
Sneegsnag destroys Skeppy's supplies while he is asleep.
MrGaming destroys LDShadowLady's supplies while she is asleep. (Wow rude)
ConnorEatsPants kills Aimsey with a sickle. (Oh?)
TGTTOSWAF and Skybattle sleep in shifts.
Noxite and Smajor tell stories about themselves to each other. (Its rigged its rigged)
Krinios, KaraCorvus, and BuildMart cheerfully sing songs together.
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Day 3
BuildMart, TGTTOSWAF, and Ph1LzA hunt for other tributes. (Of course phil and TGTTOS are together)
EpicLandLord cannot handle the circumstances and Self dies. (Oh.)
Antfrost sprains his ankle while running away from KryticZuez. (Zuez is a menace)
Skeppy sprains his ankle while running away from Gee Nelly. (We need an ankle doctor)
FalseSymmetry defeats Noxite in a fight, but spares his life.
MrGaming injures himself. (That Tracks)
Skybattle, Fwhip, LDShadowLady, GeminiTay, and Hannahxxrose hunt for other tributes.
Rocket Spleef Rush and RedVelvetCake work together for the day. (Velvet RSR Popoff?)
TheOnionSound sprains his ankle while running away from Grain. (Another one??)
ConnorEatsPants attacks Aeltumn, but she manages to escape. (Connor was too good and had to use only 2% of his power)
DrGluon sets an explosive off, killing Ponk, and Noctis. (Thats a way to finish off a day)
Deaths from Night 2 & Day 3
Aimsey
EpicLandLord
Ponk
Noctis
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Deaths so far-
BadBoyHalo
Vixella
WaterBreathMan
PeaPeeKay
JojoSolos
PeteZahHutt
Punz
LargishBeans
Aimsey
EpicLandLord
Ponk
Noctis
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Night 3
Smajor and Skeppy run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
TGTTOSWAF tries to treat his infection. (From phil's domination? copium?)
Rabnoo ambushes LDShadowLady and kills her. (Nooo Lizzie)
ConnorEatsPants and Rocket Spleef Rush huddle for warmth.
Blushi begs for Grain to kill her. He refuses, keeping Blushi alive.
Noxite attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death. (Just /fly cmon dude)
Sylvee kills Ph1LzA with a hatchet. (Okay then)
BuildMart defeats TapW in a fight, but spares his life.
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Day 4
BuildMart discovers a river. (New buildmart map copium??)
TheOnionSound explores the arena. (Its not like hes been in mcc since mcc 1)
Fwhip practices his archery. (Dodgebolt menace?)
Krinios overhears DrGluon and ShubbleYT talking in the distance.
Smajor chases Aeltumn. (Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss)
Antfrost stalks Blushi.
Tubbo attacks Awesamdude, but he manages to escape.
InTheLittleWood chases PearlescentMoon.
Deaths from Night 3 & Day 4
LDShadowlady
Noxite
Ph1LzA
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Night 4
Aeltumn questions her sanity. (Same)
TapW pushes Antfrost off a cliff during a knife fight. (Brutal)
Sneegsnag destroys Krinios's supplies while he is asleep.
Rocket Spleef Rush thinks about home.
ShubbleYT lets Blushi into her shelter. (I like that)
Tubbo and KryticZuez work together to drown Grain. (2v1 he had no chance)
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Day 5
Skybattle sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Sylvee stalks Gee Nelly.
InTheLittleWood stabs KaraCorvus while her back is turned. (Wow Martin)
MrGaming tends to BuildMart's wounds. (odd.)
Rabnoo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. (Thats scary)
KryticZuez tries to spear fish with a trident. (Zuez trident practicing arc?)
TGTTOSWAF overhears Awesamdude and TheOnionSound talking in the distance. (It has ears?)
Fwhip diverts DrGluon's attention and runs away. (Targeting simmers smh)
PearlescentMoon receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Smajor receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Deaths from Nights 4 & Day 5
Antfrost
Grain
KaraCorvus
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Night 5
GeminiTay destroys Skeppy's supplies while he is asleep. (Gem is a menace)
TheOnionSound destroys ConnorEatsPants's supplies while he is asleep. (Geeze Oli)
Skybattle questions his sanity. (Same)
PearlescentMoon and FalseSymmetry tell stories about themselves to each other. (podcast?)
Blushi, RedVelvetCake, and TGTTOSWAF discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. (TGTTOS already knows though)
Tubbo climbs a tree to rest. (Dont fall like noxite)
Sylvee thinks about winning. (Ok sylvee girlboss)
DrGluon starts a fire. (With his flowers??)
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Day 6
Skybattle receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. (It has Arms too?)
Skeppy chases InTheLittleWood.
GeminiTay begs for TGTTOSWAF to kill her. He refuses, keeping GeminiTay alive. (Gem your slaying dont die)
Sneegsnag, Fwhip, and Gee Nelly hunt for other tributes.
Smajor stalks DrGluon. (Scotts targeting the simmers too? smh)
Awesamdude and FalseSymmetry threaten a double self death. It fails and they die. (Oh.. oh my)
MrGaming and PearlescentMoon hunt for other tributes.
Blushi travels to higher ground.
BuildMart hunts for other tributes. (Taking them out one controversy at a time)
TheOnionSound, KryticZuez, and Aeltumn hunt for other tributes.
Tubbo defeats Krinios in a fight, but spares his life. (Tubbo we need to more action)
Hannahxxrose makes a wooden spear.
TapW falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (Oh.)
ConnorEatsPants searches for a water source. (You should as TapW he found one)
Deaths from Night 5 & Day 6
Awesamdude
Falsesymmetry
TapW
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Deaths so far-
BadBoyHalo
Vixella
WaterBreathMan
PeaPeeKay
JojoSolos
PeteZahHutt
Punz
LargishBeans
Aimsey
EpicLandLord
Ponk
Noctis
LDShadowlady
Noxite
Ph1LzA
Antfrost
Grain
KaraCorvus
Awesamdude
Falsesymmetry
TapW
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Part 2 will be linked in the comments if you want to see the winner!
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2023.03.25 01:01 GayPoison My sex addiction story 30yo gay male

I have been struggling with sex addiction for 5 years now. I am also married to a man who had no idea what was going on... We had been dating in our home country but then I moved away to Europe for a job, the plan was to bring him there too after I had saved a little. It went for over year though but we still wanted to be together. My experience in my new life was very challenging to say the least. Different language, different culture and I was completely alone, no money, no friends nor family. The job was also demanding and since it was my first job, I didn't really have much experience plus the language barrier made it more difficult. I was also harassed by a coworker who would always tell me how shit I was at work and complaint about me for anything. One day I had to go to another city to do some paperwork and I was waiting for the train at the station and a man approached me asking if the train was going to X city to which I confirmed, I noticed he did looked at me a certain special way and I felt good about it since really I had not felt that in a long time, quite the opposite. I sit in the same wagon as him and couldn't get out of my head that this person might just like me and it felt really nice to feel desired by a stranger. I tried to engage in conversation to which he was open about. Then I decided to test it a bit further and I started touching my body (not so obvious) and he was looking, he then stood up to ask me what time it was and then threw himself at me and grabbed me, I was shocked but couldn't stop it, I was trapped in the adrenaline. He touched me, told me he loved me, kissed me and asked me to get down the same station as him and give him my phone number, I refused to do both and he got out. The rush feeling sticked with me. I decided not to tell my partner about the experience because I told myself it was a weird moment and it would never happen again and reasummed my life normally.
After a year at my work I decided to go to a bigger city, I got a new job as a waiter and well, it was also a struggle and stressful, I felt very shitty about myself and selfworth since I was not as quick as the others. My partner and I still had plans to be together and get married. In that city I discovered a sex shop that also had a gay movie-theater. I was very intrigued by this since where I was from this was not a thing. Curiosity got the best of me so I went in. I must admit that my heart was pounding... after a few minutes of being there a man sat near me and he started well... to please himself and he started making eye contact with me, he then approached and invited me to touch him which I hesitantly did and then let myself go... I didn't engage in penetration though since I really was afraid of STDs and couldn't bring myself to betray my partner like that. However, that nice feeling of feeling desired and wanted by a random man had poisoned me. Needless to say, I went down a rabbit hole of cruising experiences (Cruising is sex in public places like cruising specific bars, saunas, public parks, etc...), mostly oral sex, very very rarely anal sex with protection since I was afraid of stds. I never shared any personal information, it always remained totally random and straight to the acting out. My partner finally arrived and I decided to stop it since I was going to get married with him, I did for a while but found myself again acting out, even when I was constantly telling myself not to do it but my body would just almost move itself there. I learned to compartmentalize my secret with my love life with my husband. I always saw it unrelated and that since it was just sex (almost like rolling a porn film) and never anything else, to me I was not "truly cheating" and my heart was always his anyways but couldn't bring myself to tell him since I did not want to hurt him with the truth. We then moved to another country in Europe and I saw it as a chance to finally end it all since I would not be surrounded by the same stimuli from before. My husband had to unfortunate leave again for 3 months so I was there unemployed, in a tiny appartment, alone and also no internet (it hadn't been installed and took a long time for it to be done). Soon enough I found the new cruising panorama in the city, including public restrooms, sauna, parks and bars. This time I spiraled down badly. I was now having unprotected anal sex and using drugs too... My husband came back again and I tried to stop it again but I never could controlmyself.... This went on for about 4 years... then one day I noticed an anal discomfort, I thought I had a fissure and decided to give it some time but after a few days my husband shows me he is having genital discharge... I panicked but tried to remain calm outside and booked him an urology appointment... this was on the weekend so we had to wait until monday for him to go. That weekend... it was so terrible... he was mostly calmed, a bit worried but not accusing me of anything... I remember telling myself to enjoy this last weekend with him as much as you can, hug him, kiss him, hold him, love him... because it is all soon going to be over... The day came and he went to the doctor and he ordered a swap test, it took a week... In the mean time I also had really bad discomfort and bloody discharge but didn't tell my husband anything. The day they told him they had the results and he could and pick them up he asked me again "Did you cheat on me...?" and I broke in tears and told him yes, I did... however I did not tell him the whole truth. I told him I had an encounter with a stranger on the street and he seduced me and we went to the appartments basement and had a little penetration there...(It was a half-truth since I had also done that before but I am sure I got the STD from the sauna)... He got very mad and went out to search the results... He came back and gave me the results to read them, it was positive for gonorrhea. He asked my why I did it... all I said was I don't know... I lost control of myself... I couldn't bring myself to tell him the whole truth, that all our years of marriage I had being cheating compulsively and I couldn't help it. I went and did my swap tests too, while waiting on the results I also started to develop a rash that began on my arms, my hands and then my torso, inner thighs... I did a blood test too... I was diagnosed with gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis, all three at once... (it was treated) My husband did not leave me, he stayed... but needless say it has been a lot, a lot of work... we went to couples therapy and in a private session I told the therapist the truth, what was going on with me... My plan was to treat this without my husband knowing so he never had to deal with such hurtful truth. The therapist treated us together as if I had only cheated once but treated me separately for my addiciotn... he said he didn't think it was a real addiction but that I had self-steem problems, he gave me tips to just avoid going near crusing spots... We worked on that but after about 3 months I relapsed... we stopped going to that therapy due to financial issues and my husband did not like the therapist either after once couples therapy the therapist just went completely silence after my husband talked about his pain... My relapse started slowly... like checking out public restrooms just to see if there was movement... then walking past the sauna and staying outside trembling with anxiety asking myself whether going in was a good idea or not... eventually I gave into my desires... I would always feel big regret and shame after acting out... I had promised my husband that I would never hurt him again and he was giving me that chance, that trust again and I just did it again... I was so convinced at myself when he first found out that I would turn my life around, that I would leave my bad ways once and for all, that I had done enough suffering already... I really did convince him and myself...
I spiraled down once again... drugs, unprotected sex... after a year I feel that I have discomfort in my anus so I try not to have sex with my husband... I secretely test and test positive again for gonorrhea and clamydia!! omg I felt like the worst piece of shit in the world and at this point I know I cannot hide it anymore and that I should get help... I get secretly treated too and also get medicine for my husband just in case he shows symptoms... he told me when I got the positive results he was feeling funny in his genital again... After I get treated I decide to come out with the whole truth and face all consequences that come my way. I pictured myself being alone, secluding myself from everyone and dying on the street like the street rat I was. I also could not have sex with him for months since I had to test for HIV in like three months and I did not want to take the chances of infecting him with that (was negative thank God). So I come home and tell him that I never told him the truth about what happened... I warned him first that the truth would be devastating and he said he wanted it anyways. Well... he was shocked, so shocked he acted normal... We were being EXTREMELY open and sincere about everything, I took him and showed him my usual crusing spots... went to the sauna to show him I know the guy who works there... it was all very... surreal to say the least. He took a STD test and was negative. He thanked me for my honesty but he did not know what to do... He is a very sexual person and we had previously gone to a sauna on vacations where we had a threesome (I acted like it was my first time in a sauna). I actually want to write about how he felt about the whole thing but I probably cannot truly describe it... He felt betrayed, he felt like a fool... however he still saw something on me worth saving, even when I did not... We decided to have an "open relationship" so we went to the sauna together... (Mistake number 1...) We went a couple of times and it was fun... I however completely controlled myself and only did stuff with him and some guy we could find attractive,but nothing crazy. However the third time we went he did not like any guys and I was really craving my addiction... So he put me to the test and said I could do what I wanted and he left the steam room... I let loose and start engaging in oral sex with whatever guy really... he saw me being out of control and rushes out... we talked and he said he doesn't feel loved by me (of course, how could he...) I apologized for it and admit again that I really have a problem... The dynamic was a roller coaster of emotions in the relationship... one moment we would be fine, the next he would have panic attacks and we would have to talk for hours and hours, staying up till dawn... One night he has a mental breakdown and tries to jump out of the window... I stop him, try to calm him down but he loses it... he grabs a knife and tries to hurt himself, tries to drink detergent... I struggle with him so he doesn't jump out of the window... I manage to call emergency number and inbetween stopping my husband, crying and yelling they bring help... Police officers and ambulance personal come into the appartment and take my husband to the hospital... At this point I feel completely hopeless... I brought my husband to the point of him wanting to take away his life... the police officers offer me a ride to the hospital and I accept. Thinking about it I feel it was very on point... I was driving in the back like a criminal. I arrive at the hospital and they wouldn't let me see my husband, I just had to wait... I call my sister and told her what happened and confess to her my sex addiction... she was very supportive and told me I had to get help and my husband probably should get interned for a few days just to control him... I arrived at like 2 am at the hospital and waited until 10am... I decide to go back home to take a quick shower and bring him fresh clothes and something to eat but when I'm at home he calls me saying they let him go and that he was coming back... His experience in the mental ward was very intense... he was secluded with people who had real bad mental problems. He decided he did not want that for himself and that he would not want to have a suicide episode again (He has been struggling with it even before me). Honestly his determination has also inspired me a lot.
I found a therapist who is specialized in addiction so I have been going to him... I was diagnosed with depression, dysthymia, anxiety and very low self-steem... There are many reasons why I turned out to be what I became... childhood violence, struggling with being homosexual, acceptance issues, school bullies, extremely bad relationship with my father... We all have trauma but we cannot let it define us and we have to break the cycle, trust me, I know it is hard but we have to keep trying.
It's been 4 months and we are still working together to be better together. I have also confessed to my mom what happened and now she calls me everyday to see how we are doing.
The recovery has been hard, I admit I have what my therapist calls "Consumption memories" and I have been in very dark places like telling my husband to please leave me that I am just a worthless piece of shit and that all I can do is go into my addiction and rot in doom because I keep having these consumption memories. He also has moments inwhich he feels furious, vengeful, hateful, depressed, insecure and what we do is talk about it, talk how we feel and give each other hope.
I have not yet forgiven myself, it is very hard. I also struggle a lot to see life in a happy scope... I have consistent nihilistic thoughts that really schackle me from enjoying life in fullest. I do not have a good perception of myself at all... I have analyzed a lot why I did what I did alongside my therapist and it is just to have that feeling of acceptance, unconditional desire, just wanting me, just taking me, appreciating me... even if it is empty not true, it doesn't matter in the moment. I am learning to identify those feelings and counteract them with self-love thoughts and control thoughts that I have built with my therapist.
I really do not know why I am telling my story, I guess I want to reach out for more support and help and also help others too.
I must ultimately just give a huge THANK YOU to my amazing husband who despite all the shit has been there by my side. You are truly my inspiration and I want to help you and see all your dreams come true. You are a hero and the love of my life.
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2023.03.25 00:59 Secret-Tomatillo5044 Queen's Hound

(Vague and brief descriptions of sexual activity, viewer discretion advised)
David took one more look through the window before shutting it. He couldn't have anyone see what was going on. Jack quickly tossed the bound individual through the door. They grunted out of annoyance as opposed to fear. Jack, almost appearing scared, flung the key David gave him to the side and slammed the door.
“Congratulations, you're out of the dog house.” David grinned, calmly walking to the keys, bending down to be at eye level with the individual on the floor. Their look was more neutral than expected, but a tangible spark of malice was present.
“Aw, what's wrong? Don't like being on the floor? I thought you were used to that.” David remarked with forced doe eyes. The person looked away, trying not to engage with the brunette. David dragged them across the ground, sitting them on the couch. They began growling through their cloth gag, gradually wetting it with spit as David stood across from them with the world’s most condescending smile.
“I'd like to say that it's good to see you again, but we both know that would be a lie. I don't have many strong feelings for you, which I think goes for everyone in your life.” He chuckled, leaning towards them to remove their gag. As soon as it was removed they attempted to bite him, though he saw this coming and backed up.
“Ugh, why the fuck did you bring me here?” they spat, wriggling in their restraints.
“I brought you here to clean you up before we meet with Zander again. He's forced me into a deal where I return you so my info won't be leaked.” They rolled their eyes whilst groaning loudly, confusing David.
“Goodness, for someone who’s escaping captivity and torture, you sure aren't very grateful,” David remarked while pulling out a comb from a cloth bag.
“Because I'm not escaping shit! You're the one choosing to get me out of my situation, I don't even get the dignity of leaving because of my efforts!” David took out a folded pink blouse and set it on the table between him and his captive.
“I understand how that can be frustrating if I was in your situation, which I never would be since I would have escaped months ago. I'd be pissed at someone playing doll house with my life too. But that's the thing if you were truly as capable as you claim to be you wouldn't have to wait for my interference.” David walked off to the small kitchen connected to the living room, not paying attention to the specific ways his victim’s hands were moving.
“Please, until you're in my position you can't say that you'd handle it better than me. You can make as many flimsy predictions as you want, but the moment you step into my world your scenarios won't reflect shit.” David shrugged, pulling out a half-empty cup of iced coffee.
“I'd argue against that but I won’t bother since I know you won't listen. I could explain my reasoning in a myriad of ways and you’d still block it out.” The bound individual scoffed.
“Like your one to talk about listening to others. Last I checked, you're the one who's been trying to fix the same milk toast guy since high school no matter how many people tell you it's a waste of time.” David didn't respond, taking a sip of his drink.
“Yeah that made you shut your trap fast didn't it?”
David set his beverage on the table and approached his captive. Joining them on the couch in uncomfortable proximity.
“For a moment yes, but only because I needed a second to word what I'm about to say in a way you’d understand.” he smiled to the chagrin of the captive.
“Zander isn't some random former classmate, I selected him in the same way a breeder selects a dog. I evaluated many others before choosing him. To people like you, my pursuit appears meaningless since you aren't gaining the knowledge I am. If you knew what I knew, you wouldn't be able to resist going further either. I've seen into the mind of this man further than he has. I've run my hands over every inch of his psyche and molded him into a silhouette even closer to my affection. Ideally, I’d create the perfect entity and we'd repeat the process together on another, but I no longer have the time for that.” The bound individual stared dumbfounded. Taking a breath before replying, needing a moment to process the mountain of words that had been thrown at them.
“Wow, you must be the most talented gymnast on the planet for all the mental gymnastics you just did,” they stated bluntly.
“I gotta give you credit, that's the most sensible explanation someone could give for this. Not that it’s saying much since this is completely delusional.” David rolled his eyes, pulling out a pair of light jeans from the same bag as the blouse. The captive looked down at the completed outfit with disgust.
“Well, I described it in the most digestible way I could, but I suppose that doesn't matter since you don't want to give what I've said serious thought. Regardless, I still need to make you look presentable for this exchange. I assume you wouldn’t want me to dress you so I'll untie you and allow you to do it yourself, but don't try to run off because trust me I’ve prepared for that.” They looked down at the garments with disdain. David observed their expression further, there was a hint of sadness. He found it odd at first but soon understood what was wrong.
“I know it's stupid but do you have anything else I can wear? This stuff feels wrong to me.” They commented as David untied their wrists.
“I don't have a lot of masculine clothes in my wardrobe that I think you'd like but I can look. I know that this outfit doesn't reflect your current self but it's what I was provided.” The captive rubbed their wrists and began to free their ankles.
“It’s alright, honestly I didn't expect you to do anything especially after I insulted your logic, so this is a nice surprise.” They said, spreading their legs so they could sit more comfortably.
“I understand the importance of gender affirming clothing, you deserve to wear something that represents you.” Their eyes widened upon hearing the mention of their gender.
“W-wait you know about my identity?!” they asked defensively.
“Yes, and don't worry, I respect it. Jack filled me in on everything involving your gender identity including that your current pronouns are they/them and that your preferred name is Mad Dog. Though even if he didn't make me aware of that, I would have asked about it upon seeing your masculine appearance. Your completely flat chest and stubble didn't go unnoticed by me.” They calmed down, loosening their posture.
“Oh wow, alright, I didn't expect you to take that so well. A lot of people don't understand and just right me off. So I sort of expected the same from you.” David frowned while approaching them.
“That’s unfortunate, I know you have little reason to trust me, but at least trust that I won't purposely misgender or use the wrong name for you.” The feminine individual’s understanding in tandem with his appearance made Mad Dog have questions.
“Alright I trust you with that and it's appreciated but I have to ask. Do you see yourself as something that isn’t male?” David sighed, folding his arms and glancing at the floor.
“I don’t express it to anyone apart from Jack and Jackson, but yes. I see myself as a woman and feel most comfortable when I’m perceived as such. IIt’s been hard since Sophie has actively punished me for being the way I am. Even setting my injectable hormones on fire in front of me” Despite Mad Dog’s heavy dislike of the woman they couldn't help but feel sympathy for her in this instance. For a moment they were even tempted to say sorry, but they couldn't bring themselves to do it.
“Well you're out to me, and I’ll respect your identity as well. You might be a bitch but you still deserve to be addressed correctly.” She laughed, unfolding her arms.
“Hehe, thank you, Mad Dog, now help me get you something to wear.” She responded in a lighter tone than earlier. They followed her into her bedroom as she looked through her suitcase.
“Hmmm, I have a purple button-up, would you like that? I don't think my jeans will fit you well since your legs are noticeably thinner than mine, but you can try them on if you'd like.” They looked around the room as she spoke, as they expected, it was rather barren. They knew that David didn't stay in one place for long so it made sense that she never got time to settle in.
“Were you listening?” she asked, appearing at their side with the dress shirt in hand. They flinched at her sudden appearance, shifting their gaze to the item.
“Oh, nah I'm good just wearing my pants, even though they could probably use a wash.” They rubbed the back of their head, the grease in their hair becoming prevalent as they pulled their hand away.
“You could use a wash too, the stench that surrounds you is quite dreadful. If I was going off scent alone I would really think that you're a stray dog.” She joked, tossing the shirt back onto her bed.
“I'd like to say you're wrong but unfortunately you're spot on,” they responded putting their hands up, she giggled at the gesture.
“I’ll take you to the restroom and let you know what stuff you're allowed to use. I might be feeling merciful but I don't want you using my good shampoo. I won't see you after tonight but I live with my curls every day.” she remarked, poking her textured hair for emphasis.
“Heh, you know I’m starting to get why so many people fall for you. You’re pretty charming when you want to be. With a face like that, I'd almost call you cute.” She was suspicious of the partial compliment, questioning the motive behind it.”
“Awe, you're such a sweetheart, giving me half a compliment after I've shown you kindness.” she crouched slightly and patted her legs.
“Do you want a treat for doing the bare minimum?” She mocked. Mad Dog’s face turned sour in response.
“Ugh, I take it back, guess you can't take a win unless it goes in the exact way you want.” She adjusted her position and shrugged.
“In my eyes, the less you have to compromise the greater the victory.” Before Mad Dog could respond she started walking to the restroom, motioning for them to come along. Once they were inside, David hung up a fresh towel and opened the shower door. Turning the knob clockwise while describing how to adjust the temperature.
“See that 3 in one bottle? That's what I’ll have you use, I’ve never touched the stuff but I keep it as a last resort.” Mad Dog watched her as she explained everything, her body language was relaxed and inviting. Seeing her in such a mundane situation was fascinating. They wondered how someone like her could appear so normal.
“That's good with me, I'm not picky about that kind of thing,” they spoke, removing their raggedy shirt. Her eyes widened at the sight of their nipple piercings and tapered abdominal hair. They smiled at her expression, she looked at them with an embarrassment they couldn't have pictured on her face.
“Jeez calm down lady, I know this isn't the first time you've seen nipple piercings.” they playfully winked, taking off their pants.
“I don't need to be calmed, trust me I've seen better. I’m just surprised by how comfortable you are.” Mad Dog removed their chest jewelry, a subtle smirk developing on their face.
“Nah, at this point my stomach is made of steel, it takes a lot to make me uneasy. Hell, you could see me with my whole cock out and I wouldn't care!” they jested, setting the metal pieces on the countertop. David was taken aback by the crude comment, awkwardly looking away.
“Oh, alright then, anyway I’ll let you get clean. Just don't take too long. Also, the blue washcloth is mine, use the red one.” She responded, trying to hold her composure after Mad Dog’s words painted a strange picture in her mind.
“Heh, I'll make sure to remember that and don't worry about me taking long, I've practically been conditioned into taking short showers.” David nodded, leaving them alone to tidy up. When the door was closed, the woman took a deep breath. Things with Zander were coming to an end whether she liked it or not. She flopped on her couch, allowing the festering dread inside her to take hold. She’d been bottling it up for those around her, but she couldn't take it anymore.
“This is it,” she told herself quietly, staring up at the off-white ceiling.
From the moment she got Sophie’s message about Zander needing to die, cracks began to form.
She couldn't be weak in front of Zander, especially not during their final showdown. She couldn't cry in front of him, she couldn't show how much she’d miss him, she couldn't hold him, she couldn't ask him what he thinks she should do after the game is over. The more she thought about the upcoming meeting the more she dreaded it. Whatever she’d say to him would be heavily condensed and sanitized, which hurt her in a way she couldn't explain. David put her hand in between the couch cushions to retrieve her lucky shirt. A striped tee she'd stolen from Zander’s room towards the beginning of the dare.
“I wish I could be weak around you, you don't understand how much I want to weep into you.” she shakily stated, hugging the cloth.
“I wanted things to end differently, I truly did, but I don't have a choice.” Tears began to develop in her eyes.
“You were so close to reaching me, the way you used your audience was impeccable! If given just a year or so more to live we could have finally been on the same level. Acknowledging the demented elements intrinsic to each other, but still finding happiness.” Water flowed from her eyes as she clung to the clothing item.
“It’s no use though, you’ll be gone before I can even explain any of this. Fuck, I wish I could just have a real conversation with you!” she threw the shirt to the ground, almost throwing herself off the couch along with it. Despite all the time she’d spent with him, she felt like she’d never spoken to him as herself. Come to think of it, she never spoke to anyone as her authentic self. Despite multiple people claiming to have strong feelings about her, in reality, they only felt that way about a fraction of her or a character she’d played. Once Zander was gone, she’d lose the closest thing to a genuine connection.
“No, no, no,” she sobbed, it was all crashing around her. Images of the things she’d done up to this point overlapped in her mind. Highlighting how much she’d put herself through to get to where she is. Years of planning, multiple human lives, all sacrificed for nothing. Each heinous act she’d taken part in was now a meaningless act of violence, making her no better than a bloodthirsty monster. She was content with being morally in the wrong, but she couldn't bear her efforts lacking purpose.
The faint noise of pouring water dissipated as she curled into a ball. She ignored it, sinking further into her sorrow. Zander had told her that she'd need to meet him at a particular time, but at this point, she’d lost track.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Mad Dog rudely asked, kneeling before her with a towel tightly wrapped around their waist. She slowly turned to face them with a distraught expression. Barely processing their presence in the midst of her breakdown.
“These walls ain't that thick, I heard what you were weeping about.” She was upset with their insensitivity but didn't have the energy to respond.
“You’ve done nothing but destroy this man’s life and now that he can finally be free from the hell you’ve created, you're having a hissy fit!” they chastised, with more vitriol than she’d ever heard from them.
“At this point death is a sweet release! If you had even a shred of sanity or real feeling you’d be happy for him!” Her face scrunched up further, she was not equipped to handle their words. She just wanted to process in peace, but they wouldn't let that happen.
“God lady, why the fuck are you breaking down over this?!” they yelled at her, it was too much and she screamed throwing a pillow at their stomach.
“BECAUSE I CAN’T HAVE THIS ALL BE FOR NOTHING!” she shot up and pulled them closer to her by their hair.
“I CAN’T HAVE THE PAST SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE BE USELESS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER THIS, SO AT THE VERY LEAST I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FINISH THIS! ” she screamed out, spitting into their face. They stared dumbfounded at her as she relinquished her grip. They’d heard about how skilled she was at faking feelings, but they could tell this was real. Regardless, they had little sympathy for her.
“There you go, admit what we both knew. You only care about him dying cause it's not what you’d envisioned in your sick little fantasy. All this pseudo-psychological bullshit is just an excuse to disguise what you actually are. A soulless sadist who doesn't have anything to her outside of fucked up games!” She sobbed, putting her hands over her face to catch her tears.
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GO THROUGH LIFE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE AND FEEL CONSTANTLY ALONE!” she screamed, a hint of venom developing in her tone.
“That’s how I have to interact with people! I can't feel them so I have to analyze and try my best to find joy! It's no secret I'm fucked up, but this is just how I function.” She responded, gaining some more composure. Mad Dog held back a smile when staring at her reddish face. Seeing the usually confident woman weakened satisfied them in multiple ways. Prompting them to continue prodding at her.
“You're still selfish for mourning experiences instead of people. Only giving a shit cause of what you can no longer get out of them.” David’s expression was grim as she gazed back at the long-haired individual.
“I never said I wasn't, besides you do realize that everyone mourns people for experiences right? Just like you’ll be upset that you can't spend time with a family member once they’re gone, I’ll be sad I won't be able to spend time with Zander. My relationship with him is not healthy by traditional standards, hell it's hardly a relationship at this point. But I’ll still miss the time we spent, and sulk over what was taken.” Mad Dog calmed their stance, sitting down at the edge of the couch. Their legs dangled near hers since they were facing toward her.
“You along with most people hate that I can't express real emotions, but when I finally do you get hyper-critical of my reasoning? I’m not asking for sympathy, I'm just asking to be allowed to feel. I don't think you’ll ever understand how crushing it is to sacrifice so much only to fail. Mad Dog, my mother is dead, I gave up the last of my family for this.” They looked down at her, the gleam in her eyes pulled at their heartstrings, a mix of sadism and empathy kicking in. On one hand, they did feel sad seeing someone in such a state, on the other, it was David King. A woman who had set them on a dark path by allowing Sophie to keep them captive. A woman with little respect for them, evidenced by her using them as a bargaining chip with Zander. In that instant, the desire to comfort was matched with the desire to humiliate.
“Okay, that was a pretty good act, you got me a little there honestly. Now, what do you want?” They inquired with a notable drawl.
“If you insist on staying, can I lay with you? I get that it's weird especially since you aren’t dressed yet, so it's fine if you don’t. I just need the feeling of being held” she requested quietly, with her knees to her chest. For Mad Dog, it was hard to say no when she, in their opinion, looked so pathetic. Secretly, they thought her desperation was attractive. So now that she was expressing the need to be touched, they took advantage of the opportunity.
“That's a lot of words to ask for a hug.” They kidded, making her crack a modest smile.
“But yeah, I can do that, at the very least you'll smell better than the last person I laid with,” they commented, trying to sound wholesome to hide their true intentions.
“And who was that?” she questioned, a slightly warmer tone emerging. They picked her up, throwing her over their shoulder. Enjoying the feeling of grabbing her. She was a bit heavy but they didn't complain.
“Hate to break it to you, but Zander, bro gets sweaty as hell during summer nights, meanwhile I have a high tolerance for heat. It was pretty awkward.” She scoffed, tugging on a bit of their wet hair.
“Ah, alright sorry for bringing him up. I know this ain't the time.” They opened the door to her bedroom and dropped her on the bed. The landing was a bit harsh but the plush of the mattress made up for it. The woman got under her comforter and Mad Dog joined her, wrapping their arms around her waist. Their damp body was cold but she didn't care, she just wanted to be held. They gradually got warmer as they stayed by her side and shifted their position. She was still crying as they cuddled her.
“Hey, it'll be okay, you're a skilled lady, you'll land on your feet,” they assured her as her body shook. Her heavy breaths were apparent, she was making them out of distress, but they triggered inappropriate images in Mad Dog’s mind.
“A woman as beautiful as you could probably start modeling.” they complimented, the words catching the woman’s attention.
“Really?” she asked softly,
“Of course! If I didn't know better, I'd start spoiling you the moment we lock eyes,” they playfully answered, wrapping their arms around her waist. She turned to face them, there was a shift in their demeanor. The way they spoke was almost sensual.
“You’ve spent a lot of time working, I say you just become a sugar baby. You're one of the few people in this ugly-ass world who’s hot enough for some rich dude to shower you with gifts.” they partly kidded, moving their arms up to rub her shoulders. At this point, she knew what they were doing. Still, she chose to hold off her comment since she was a sucker for praise.
“Thank you Mad Dog,” she replied, she was no longer crying, which Mad Dog had mixed feelings on.
“Hey, I want to apologize for what I said earlier, I should have left you alone. You deserve better treatment than that and I’ll make an effort to make it up to you.” They smiled, moving their arms to her lower back. Despite the sweet words, their tone was audibly sleazy. It was clear to David what they were holding back.
“Do you think I’m pretty?” she asked innocently, they took a deep breath before responding.
“Are you kidding me? You're so much more than pretty. You're smart, determined, focused, brave, and yeah, pretty sexy.” She smiled smugly, a distinct sheen appearing in her eyes. Confusion overcame Mad Dog as she began giggling.
“What, not used to hearing me say sexy?” The woman’s giggles soon grew into cackling. Mad Dog looked away from her, taking it as a reminder of her insanity.
“Hahaha! I’m sorry, I just think it's so funny that you're blunt about everything, but when it comes to this you feel the need to ease me in! You're so quick to say what’s on your mind, but now you’re trying to be a charmer. It's simply hilarious!” They let go of her and sat themselves up, though her position remained the same.
“What the hell are you talking about? I’m not trying anything, what led me to this point is simple. I made you feel worse when you were crying, felt guilty about it, and agreed to give you sympathy snuggles. That’s it!” Her expression turned serious as she twirled a strand of their long hair.
“You're not good at subtlety, I understand your entire scumbag strategy. First, you’ll try to break down my self-esteem by saying my feelings aren't valid. Second, you’ll swoop in and shower me with compliments so I’ll warm up to you. Lastly, you’ll apologize so you can look like a good guy and convince me to sleep with you. I might be vulnerable but I’m not stupid.” They rubbed their temples, looking down at her with a newfound resentment.
“Okay fine, maybe I saw that you were feeling down and took advantage of the situation. But it's not malicious, it's something to cheer you up. I think it would be a nice experience to take your mind off things. Not much room to use your brain when you're giving it right?” She cringed at their joke.
“Don’t waste my time with these lovey-dovey lies if you just want to get your rocks off. I get it, you think you’ll be such a badass for shoving your dick in the thing that ruined your life.” She pulled the blanket down, exposing the lower half of their body.
“You're a shithead, but honestly, I’ve slept with people worse than you. I’ll do this, but only because I want to see how long your weak ass will last with me.” She pulled off their towel and crawled to the lower half of the bed, pressing her head against their crotch. Mad Dog took a deep breath before she started stroking their genitals. The first few minutes were pleasurable but awkward.
They thought they’d feel strong having such a feared, well-respected woman sleep with them, but they didn't. Sure, physically it was stimulating, especially since this was the first time they were intimate since their bottom surgery, but outside of the catharsis that came with that, it was a rather dull experience. They thought she’d have a lot more energy than she did. David felt entirely neutral, it wasn't awful but there was no chemistry present. She could tell they were disappointed, which added to her annoyance. In truth, she was only doing this because she doubted that she’d get the opportunity to sleep with someone for a while. She never stayed anywhere long enough to form a relationship and her options were limited as a trans woman. There was a hint of additional bitterness knowing that Mad Dog had been in a relationship with Zander.
Why did they get to go on fun movie dates and hang out with his friends? She’d kill to have one more positive interaction with him. He was vanilla personified, which is what she loved about him. He was so malleable, just a couple of well-mixed ingredients and he’d be something entirely new. Still, the base of his identity was endearing enough on its own. The more she thought about him the more she wished she was being intimate with him instead. She never thought of him in a lewd manner before, but the idea was beginning to sound enticing. She knew he didn't have long, so wouldn't it be nice to pleasure him before his inevitable loss? It was morbid, but it was preferable to reality.
“God I miss you~” she murmured with her eyes shut as she thought of him. Mad Dog looked down at her with confusion. She laid on her back and pulled them in deeper, they shivered from the feeling.
She could picture it clearly, him gazing at her with a mixture of arousal and disgust. An ounce of frustration let out with each movement. The conflicting thoughts that would run through his mind were already enough to motivate her. It was such an intriguing prospect that she began to yearn for it. Almost entirely blocking Mad Dog’s presence from her mind, imagining her favorite little purebred instead. Mad Dog didn't know why she suddenly became so passionate but it didn't matter to them. They were getting a better experience so the reasoning was irrelevant in their eyes. The long-haired individual got harsher as they continued, getting animalistic with how they handled her. She said some strange things that didn't apply to them but it was easy to ignore in their lustful pride-infused haze. The bigger the reaction, the more successful they felt. Though, in the end, they had run out of stamina faster than her.
“Oh fuck, we did it.” they huffed, laying down in a sweaty heap. She got off them, stretching her back. Her bottom was sore, the fresh bite marks stung, and her skin was still reddish in certain areas.
“You're lucky I wasn't thinking about you, or else this would have ended a lot faster.” she snarled, hopping off the bed. They smirked, as unflattering as it was to admit, this was the best time they’d ever had.
“Yeah whatever, I put in work, and it paid off, so you could be picturing my ex for all I care.” they laughed weakly, coughing midway through.
“Good to know, 'cause that’s exactly who was on my mind,” she responded smugly, knowing it would upset them. Their laughter stopped, turning into a disappointed groan.
“Fuck lady, you seriously can't get this guy out of your head for a millisecond.” they chastised, she looked back at them while pulling a teal dress out of a bag.
“I’m not sure if you have the right to complain since you're the one who tried to emotionally break me down so I’d let you fuck me.” they darted their eyes away with a hint of guilt.
“Thanks to you both of us will probably arrive half an hour late, now get dressed.” she sternly commanded, her voice displaying the power they wish they’d gained from the experience long term. They got their clothes back on while she ironed her dress. Once the wrinkles were out she went into the bathroom to wash the smell of sex away. Mad Dog sat on the couch and flicked on the TV while waiting for her. As they channel surfed fatigue settled in, making them drift off to sleep.
In their slumber, they relived the day they met David. Up until this point they’d heard of her but had never interacted with her. When she came into their holding cell she appeared soulless, an unfeeling machine disguised as a human. Anger clouded over them when they saw her. If they weren't chained up, they would have lunged and bitten her face off like a rabid dog. Not because they hated her, but because they hated that she put them in such an inferior position. Throughout their life, they were forced to be a victim in many regards. So being the kidnapped love interest in a cage was the last straw. From that day onward, they promised themselves that they’d do something to assert power over her when she was at her weakest.
“Anything you want to say to me?” David asked, wrapping duct tape around their wrists. They jolted up, peering down to find that their ankles had gotten the same treatment.
“Oh, shit, we’re leaving now?” They asked sleepily, meeting her gaze again. She was wearing sleek dark makeup that complimented every one of her facial features. They were surprised by the elegance that radiated from her.
“Yes we are, and I’ll have to tape your mouth soon so if you have anything to say you have to say it now.” they frowned, there were a lot of things they wanted to say. They’d experienced so much emotional whiplash with her that it was hard to condense their thoughts into a few parting words. She rolled more tape, attempting to apply it to their face.
“Wait, I have something! They yelled, causing her to abruptly jerk her hands away.
“When this is over you should start focusing on yourself. Not Sophie, not psychology, not any crazy dares. I think your main issue is that you build your life around achieving goals or getting answers to questions that apply to others. If you spent some quality time finding yourself, I think you could not only be a better person but happier overall too.” She was speechless, she hadn't expected something so profound from them. The words cut deep, making her realize how little she knew about herself. Maybe that was the core reason why she didn't want to be alone, ‘cause if she was, then she wouldn't even have herself to keep her company. She fell into a slight haze while taking in their words, snapping back to reality when the roll of tape fell out of her hand.
“Oh shit,” she murmured, bending over to grab it. Mad Dog smiled at her moment of clumsiness, wishing they’d gotten to know that stripped-back, human version of the woman more. David ripped off the piece she first unraveled, applying it to Mad Dog’s cheek with embarrassment upon realizing how short it was. They let out a final snicker, finding her mundane error to be the most endearing thing they’d seen from her. David sighed while wrapping the multiple layers of duct tape around their head. Soon their face was replaced by a gray adhesive cocoon, with nothing more than their hickory brown eyes visible. Gazing into her reflection in their sclera, she uttered her final words to them.
“This whole night has been a roller coaster, and while I can't call you a friend, I can thank you for the experience. You made me address issues that have been festering for years, something I didn't think anyone could do. I might not like you, but I don’t hate you either. If you know anything about me, you know I love seeing people develop their own type of strength, which you’ve done. So for that, I give well wishes, goodbye Mad Dog.”
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2023.03.25 00:48 wirednot Indiana Tall Tale: Old Fat Guy Parkour

Excerpt:
I was snapping pictures of anything and everything like I tend to do, and I was trying to take a short cut down a fairly steep slope from where I was photographing the small lake in the center of the park. I slipped- and generally made a fool of myself in front of a couple of very fit teenage athletes that happened to be running by at the time. As I slid down on my ass, trying to stay upright, there wasn't any sympathy from the youngsters. In fact, one of them said "...and THAT is what old fat guy parkour looks like...". That stung, but it was also kind of funny. The irony is that once upon a time I was in fantastic shape like those young men, and I was probably a bit of an unsympathetic asshole, too. The incident stayed with me for a while. My brain didn't quite know what to do with it, but it seemed important for some reason.
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2023.03.25 00:15 traaintraacks Help me find photos of clothes made of Ziplocs full of Goldfish

No, this isn't a joke.
I know this sounds insane, but it's so oddly specific that I can't get it out of my head. The good old "If I got a nickel every time I saw a garment made of Ziplocs full of Goldfish, I'd have two nickels. It isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice," y'know? Please excuse the fact that my account is new, I've never been one to post on reddit. Instead I watch videos of people like Justin Whang who cover infamous reddit mysteries & it made me wonder if i should make an account to see if anyone knows anything about this little mystery. sorry for rambling, just thought i'd provide context so i dont get flagged as a troll for having a new account with a weird request.
I first saw this image back in 2020 or 2021. I can't remember the original source. I thought it was funny & would send it to my friends regularly as a sort of inside joke, so it definitely caught my attention when I saw another Ziploc-Goldfish item online a few days ago. It's a completely clear baseball cap with goldfish stored in the visor. I believe the image was in a Bored Panda listicle of uncredited cursed images or something...
I'm sooo curious if anyone has more pictures like this. I think they may have come from an art piece or a series of photos? The backgrounds are really similar & c'mon, how many people are doing this?? If it's part of a series, I'd love to see the rest of it & know who the creator is. & if it's all a shitpost, I gotta say the craftsmanship is really fuckin good.
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2023.03.25 00:02 Alumita 28 [M4F] US/Michigan - Shy Guy looking for my Bowsette!

Hopefully, you were able to understand the reference, but hello anyway!
I am a 28yo Asian gamewritesleepechef.
I do prefer to talk over Discord over Reddit stuff and do ask that you include a photo of yourself so we can be on the same page if that is alright.
If you got all the way to this point, I hope you have a wonderful day regardless if you message me or not, and good luck finding what you're looking for!
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2023.03.24 23:57 throwawayhhgfhdfgdsf I’m driving to meet a guy I’ve been talking to for the first time!! I’m excited but a bit nervous

We’ve been getting to know each other long distance and he is very sweet and funny and smart. I’m a little afraid I won’t be physically attracted to him just because even if I am attracted to a guys pictures it can be completely different in person. Although I also think maybe I will be attracted to him because his personality is so attractive. Idk. I’m just having butterflies in general. I really hope it goes well.
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2023.03.24 23:52 Fit_Rent_9054 If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Have you ever made a funny face in a picture that ruined it?
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2023.03.24 23:40 Suraziv 22 [M4F] Michigan/Midwest/Anywhere – Looking for a deep and long-term connection with that special someone!

Hi! I hope whoever reads this is having a good day so far! As I’m beginning my first full-time job post-college, I thought it wouldn’t hurt to start looking for that special someone. So, why not try looking online as well? Leave no stone unturned, I say. The perfect person could be here and I wouldn’t have known! So, here’s a bit about me:
Background/Interests:
I graduated from college last year with degrees in both marketing and management (yuck, a business student, I know). I work in the automotive industry and am just starting my first full-time job! My interests include cars (duh), video games – albeit casually, tv/movies, Formula 1, American football, history, politics, finding new music, taking long drives and walks, and a lot more that I either can’t think of or are more random. I’d also love to hear what your interests are, and even if we don’t have anything in common, I’m sure there’s lots to talk about. I’m pretty open-minded! And learning about new topics or being introduced to new activities and hobbies is always fun. Love to hear new perspectives and people’s stories, as well as share my own. I believe that everyone has so much to offer.
Personality:
I'm a slight bit introverted, especially early on, but I open up to people pretty easily after getting to know them a little. I like to think that I’m kind and considerate, but nobody is perfect. I'm also a pretty good listener and a bit of a hopeless romantic, and would consider myself at least somewhat funny. I strongly value family, honesty, faithfulness, accountability, and loyalty, so you can expect me to be 100% dedicated to you and our relationship. I’m a creature of habit, so I love routines. If we end up developing a routine of calling/visiting/doing things together, then that is something I’ll take great pleasure in. I also can really geek out on things and talk your ear off if you let me.
Appearance: I’m pretty average appearance wise. I’m 5’11, so I barely missed out on the 6-foot club. I’m white, have brown eyes, and short, thick brown hair. I usually wear glasses since I have terrible eyesight. I’m in decent shape, working on trimming down a bit, but I’m around 170 lbs. I’m usually dressed super casually (hoodies, sweats, pajamas, t-shirts, shorts, etc.) unless I have somewhere to go or dressing up for work, which I’ll have to do quite frequently.
What I’m Looking for in a Partner:
Firstly, being around my age is ideal (18-25). I find it easier to connect with people similar in age since we are all in similar parts of our lives. I’m not too picky so long as you take care of yourself and carry yourself well. I’m also looking for someone who has similar values as I do. You don’t need to have anything in common with me in terms of hobbies or interests, but it always is a bonus! You also don’t need to be close to me in terms of location! I have a car and some money to spend on travel. I’d be 100% willing to for that special someone. Most of all, I look for someone I can see myself spending my future with, through thick and thin.
Conclusion:
So if you made it this far and are still interested, I’d love to hear from you! No need to go crazy on introductions, just some basic information to get started is perfectly fine! And if we get along well, I’m more than happy to exchange pictures and other social media or numbers to communicate elsewhere. I’d also prefer not to rush into things. Taking the time to really get to know someone makes things work out better in the long run in my opinion.
Look forward to hearing from you!
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2023.03.24 23:24 Kill_Your_Gods We're super excited for this multi-award-winning comedy show tonight at The Juicebox! $15, 7pm. Stick around for Dumb Trivia after! 866 N Columbia Blvd. https://juicebox.life/calendar/

We're super excited for this multi-award-winning comedy show tonight at The Juicebox! $15, 7pm. Stick around for Dumb Trivia after! 866 N Columbia Blvd. https://juicebox.life/calenda submitted by Kill_Your_Gods to Portland [link] [comments]


2023.03.24 23:00 FappidyDat [H] TF2 Keys & PayPal [W] Humble Bundle Games (Also Games From Past Bundles)

Notes:
 
I pay with the following:
TF2 & PayPal
 
I BUY HB Games with TF2 with PayPal Currently Active Humble Bundle?
- Ratz Instagib - 0.8 TF2 $1.7 PP -
20XX 0.4 TF2 $0.88 PP -
5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel 2.4 TF2 $5.14 PP -
60 Parsecs! 0.7 TF2 $1.55 PP -
7 Billion Humans 1.4 TF2 $2.9 PP -
7 Days to Die 1.0 TF2 $2.1 PP -
A Game of Thrones: The Board Game - Digital Edition 1.6 TF2 $3.42 PP -
A Juggler's Tale 0.5 TF2 $1.06 PP -
AMID EVIL 0.6 TF2 $1.17 PP -
AO Tennis 2 0.8 TF2 $1.57 PP -
Absolver 0.8 TF2 $1.71 PP -
Age of Empires Definitive Edition 0.9 TF2 $1.97 PP -
Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition 1.7 TF2 $3.53 PP -
Age of Wonders III Collection 0.9 TF2 $1.84 PP -
Age of Wonders: Planetfall - Deluxe Edition 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Age of Wonders: Planetfall 0.5 TF2 $1.01 PP -
Airport CEO 1.0 TF2 $2.13 PP -
Alan Wake Collector's Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.65 PP -
Alien: Isolation 1.7 TF2 $3.45 PP -
Aliens: Colonial Marines Collection 1.2 TF2 $2.55 PP -
Among Us 1.4 TF2 $3.02 PP -
Among the Sleep - Enhanced Edition 0.4 TF2 $0.85 PP -
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey 2.0 TF2 $4.21 PP -
Aragami 0.4 TF2 $0.92 PP -
Arizona Sunshine 2.0 TF2 $4.21 PP -
Arma 3 Apex Edition 1.6 TF2 $3.3 PP -
Arma 3 Contact Edition 2.3 TF2 $4.89 PP -
Arma 3 Jets 0.9 TF2 $1.9 PP -
Arma 3 Marksmen 0.8 TF2 $1.66 PP -
Arma 3 1.7 TF2 $3.6 PP -
Assetto Corsa 0.9 TF2 $1.8 PP -
Automobilista 2 3.3 TF2 $6.89 PP -
Autonauts 0.4 TF2 $0.83 PP -
BATTLETECH - Mercenary Collection 1.4 TF2 $2.88 PP -
BIGFOOT 3.6 TF2 $7.52 PP -
BIOMUTANT 1.7 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread $3.48 PP Refer To My Other Thread Humble Choice (Mar 2023)
BPM: BULLETS PER MINUTE 0.6 TF2 $1.22 PP -
BROFORCE 1.1 TF2 $2.24 PP -
Baba Is You 1.6 TF2 $3.3 PP -
Back 4 Blood 4.4 TF2 $9.34 PP -
Bad North: Jotunn Edition 0.9 TF2 $1.76 PP -
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition 0.3 TF2 $0.72 PP -
Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition 0.4 TF2 $0.84 PP -
Bang-On Balls: Chronicles 2.9 TF2 $6.12 PP -
Banished 2.1 TF2 $4.4 PP -
Barotrauma 4.8 TF2 $10.15 PP -
Batman - The Telltale Series 0.9 TF2 $1.9 PP -
Batman Arkham Collection 1.2 TF2 $2.44 PP -
Batman: Arkham Knight 0.5 TF2 $1.12 PP -
Batman: The Enemy Within - The Telltale Series 1.0 TF2 $2.0 PP -
Batman™: Arkham Knight Premium Edition 1.8 TF2 $3.74 PP -
Batman™: Arkham Origins 0.6 TF2 $1.35 PP -
Batman™: Arkham VR 0.7 TF2 $1.5 PP -
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II 1.6 TF2 $3.22 PP -
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 0.8 TF2 $1.74 PP -
Battlestar Galactica Deadlock 0.5 TF2 $1.01 PP -
Battlezone Gold Edition 2.0 TF2 $4.26 PP -
Besiege 1.6 TF2 $3.23 PP -
Beyond Blue 1.9 TF2 $3.99 PP -
Beyond The Wire 0.4 TF2 $0.8 PP -
Beyond Two Souls 1.7 TF2 $3.58 PP -
BioShock Collection 1.1 TF2 $2.23 PP -
BioShock Infinite 0.9 TF2 $1.79 PP -
Bioshock Infinite: Season Pass 0.7 TF2 $1.52 PP -
Blacksad - Under the Skin 0.5 TF2 $0.95 PP -
Blair Witch 1.1 TF2 $2.26 PP -
Blasphemous 1.0 TF2 $2.0 PP -
Blood Bowl 2 - Legendary Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.61 PP -
Blood Bowl 2 0.4 TF2 $0.84 PP -
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 1.2 TF2 $2.51 PP -
Boomerang Fu 0.6 TF2 $1.27 PP -
Borderlands 2 VR 5.8 TF2 $12.21 PP -
Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe Edition 2.9 TF2 $6.05 PP -
Borderlands 3 1.4 TF2 $3.01 PP -
Borderlands 3: Director's Cut 1.4 TF2 $2.84 PP -
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection 2.9 TF2 $5.99 PP -
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel 0.6 TF2 $1.16 PP -
Brutal Legend 0.6 TF2 $1.22 PP -
Bully: Scholarship Edition 3.0 TF2 $6.12 PP -
Bus Simulator 18 1.7 TF2 $3.56 PP -
CHUCHEL Cherry Edition 0.5 TF2 $0.97 PP -
Call of Cthulhu 0.8 TF2 $1.56 PP -
Call of Cthulhu 0.8 TF2 $1.56 PP -
Call of Duty: WWII 11.4 TF2 $23.51 PP -
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger 0.5 TF2 $1.04 PP -
Call to Arms - Basic Edition 2.4 TF2 $4.89 PP -
Call to Arms - Gates of Hell: Ostfront 5.3 TF2 $11.21 PP -
Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 0.8 TF2 $1.57 PP -
Carcassonne - Tiles & Tactics 0.6 TF2 $1.21 PP -
Celeste 1.1 TF2 $2.24 PP -
Chess Ultra 0.7 TF2 $1.46 PP -
Children of Morta 0.7 TF2 $1.55 PP -
Chivalry 2 3.3 TF2 $6.88 PP -
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare 0.5 TF2 $1.05 PP -
Chronicon 1.6 TF2 $3.25 PP -
Cities: Skylines Deluxe Edition 1.4 TF2 $2.98 PP -
Cities: Skylines 1.1 TF2 $2.35 PP -
Clone Drone in the Danger Zone 3.1 TF2 $6.43 PP -
Code Vein 1.6 TF2 $3.28 PP -
Coffee Talk 2.0 TF2 $4.21 PP -
Company of Heroes 2 - Ardennes Assault 2.1 TF2 $4.36 PP -
Company of Heroes 2 - The Western Front Armies 0.8 TF2 $1.7 PP -
Company of Heroes 2 0.5 TF2 $0.99 PP -
Company of Heroes 2: Master Collection 6.1 TF2 $12.54 PP -
Company of Heroes Complete Pack 5.5 TF2 $11.3 PP -
Company of Heroes 1.6 TF2 $3.35 PP -
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts 0.8 TF2 $1.61 PP -
Conan Exiles 1.6 TF2 $3.27 PP -
Construction Simulator 2015 1.2 TF2 $2.47 PP -
Contagion 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Control Ultimate Edition 1.3 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread $2.63 PP Refer To My Other Thread Humble Heroines: Warriors, Dreamers, and God Slayers
Crash Bandicoot™ N. Sane Trilogy 7.3 TF2 $15.2 PP -
Creaks 0.4 TF2 $0.74 PP -
Creed: Rise to Glory™ 2.2 TF2 $4.53 PP -
Crusader Kings II: Royal Collection 2.7 TF2 $5.55 PP -
Crusader Kings III 3.9 TF2 $8.1 PP -
Crysis® 2 Maximum Edition 0.9 TF2 $1.76 PP -
Cultist Simulator Anthology Edition 2.4 TF2 $4.89 PP -
Cultist Simulator 0.7 TF2 $1.41 PP -
DEATHLOOP 1.9 TF2 $3.88 PP -
DIRT 5 3.9 TF2 $8.06 PP -
DMC - Devil May Cry 0.6 TF2 $1.16 PP -
DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ - Ultimate Edition 3.7 TF2 $7.76 PP -
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2 1.6 TF2 $3.42 PP -
DRAGONBALL XENOVERSE Bundle Edition 1.1 TF2 $2.32 PP -
DRIFT21 0.5 TF2 $1.03 PP -
Dark Deity 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin 8.2 TF2 $17.12 PP -
Dark Souls III 11.4 TF2 $23.63 PP -
Darkest Dungeon 0.6 TF2 $1.3 PP -
Darksiders Genesis 0.8 TF2 $1.77 PP -
Darksiders II Deathinitive Edition 0.5 TF2 $1.01 PP -
Darksiders III 0.8 TF2 $1.76 PP -
Day of the Tentacle Remastered 0.4 TF2 $0.92 PP -
Dead Island - Definitive Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.78 PP -
Dead Island Definitive Collection 1.6 TF2 $3.27 PP -
Dead Island Riptide - Definitive Edition 0.7 TF2 $1.55 PP -
Dead Rising 2: Off the Record 1.0 TF2 $2.16 PP -
Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition 2.0 TF2 $4.09 PP -
Dead Rising 4 0.8 TF2 $1.71 PP -
Dead Rising 1.0 TF2 $2.0 PP -
Dead Rising® 2 1.0 TF2 $2.1 PP -
Death Road to Canada 0.6 TF2 $1.21 PP -
Death's Gambit 0.7 TF2 $1.44 PP -
Deep Rock Galactic 3.8 TF2 $8.02 PP -
Descenders 0.4 TF2 $0.9 PP -
Desperados III 1.1 TF2 $2.24 PP -
Destroy All Humans 0.7 TF2 $1.41 PP -
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut 0.6 TF2 $1.25 PP -
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided 1.1 TF2 $2.23 PP -
Devil May Cry HD Collection 1.4 TF2 $2.9 PP -
Dinosaur Fossil Hunter 0.4 TF2 $0.92 PP -
Distance 0.7 TF2 $1.53 PP -
Distant Worlds: Universe 0.6 TF2 $1.3 PP -
Doom Eternal 2.0 TF2 $4.19 PP -
Door Kickers 1.1 TF2 $2.2 PP -
Dorfromantik 1.9 TF2 $4.04 PP -
Dragons Dogma - Dark Arisen 0.8 TF2 $1.67 PP -
Drake Hollow 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Drone Swarm 0.5 TF2 $0.98 PP -
Duck Game 2.3 TF2 $4.7 PP -
Dungeon Defenders: Awakened 3.4 TF2 $7.08 PP -
Dungreed 0.9 TF2 $1.83 PP -
Duskers 0.5 TF2 $0.99 PP -
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair 2.2 TF2 $4.63 PP -
ELEX 0.7 TF2 $1.5 PP -
EVERSPACE™ 0.8 TF2 $1.6 PP -
Elite: Dangerous 1.1 TF2 $2.25 PP -
Endzone - A World Apart 0.6 TF2 $1.34 PP -
Exanima 2.3 TF2 $4.82 PP -
FTL: Faster Than Light 1.2 TF2 $2.51 PP -
Fable Anniversary 2.7 TF2 $5.56 PP -
Fallout 76 1.6 TF2 $3.36 PP -
Fantasy General II 0.5 TF2 $0.97 PP -
Farming Simulator 17 0.5 TF2 $1.11 PP -
Firefighting Simulator - The Squad 4.0 TF2 $8.26 PP -
First Class Trouble 0.4 TF2 $0.85 PP -
For The King 0.9 TF2 $1.81 PP -
Forager 1.4 TF2 $2.84 PP -
Forts 2.7 TF2 $5.54 PP -
Friday the 13th: The Game 2.3 TF2 $4.89 PP -
Frostpunk 1.2 TF2 $2.48 PP -
Full Metal Furies 0.6 TF2 $1.15 PP -
Furi 0.7 TF2 $1.5 PP -
GOD EATER 2 Rage Burst 1.1 TF2 $2.24 PP -
GRID - Ultimate 1.0 TF2 $2.04 PP -
Gamedec 0.4 TF2 $0.77 PP -
Gang Beasts 2.9 TF2 $6.15 PP -
Garden Paws 0.8 TF2 $1.77 PP -
Gas Station Simulator 1.5 TF2 $3.05 PP -
Gears 5 4.5 TF2 $9.54 PP -
Gears Tactics 4.2 TF2 $8.86 PP -
Generation Zero® 1.1 TF2 $2.37 PP -
Genital Jousting 0.5 TF2 $1.09 PP -
Goat Simulator 0.4 TF2 $0.92 PP -
Godlike Burger 1.4 TF2 $2.89 PP -
Golf With Your Friends 1.1 TF2 $2.38 PP -
Gordian Quest 1.7 TF2 $3.51 PP -
Gotham Knights 5.0 TF2 $10.54 PP -
GreedFall 0.6 TF2 $1.34 PP -
Grim Dawn 2.2 TF2 $4.61 PP -
Guacamelee! 2 0.6 TF2 $1.27 PP -
HITMAN™2 Gold Edition 2.8 TF2 $5.83 PP -
HIVESWAP: Act 2 2.0 TF2 $4.16 PP -
HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™ 1.5 TF2 $3.16 PP -
Hacknet 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Haiku, the Robot 1.5 TF2 $3.14 PP -
Hard Bullet 0.9 TF2 $1.97 PP -
Hearts of Iron III Collection 0.5 TF2 $1.04 PP -
Hearts of Iron IV: Battle for the Bosporus 1.5 TF2 $3.08 PP -
Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet Edition 1.6 TF2 $3.36 PP -
Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor 0.8 TF2 $1.72 PP -
Hearts of Iron IV: Waking the Tiger 1.4 TF2 $2.99 PP -
Heave Ho 0.6 TF2 $1.15 PP -
Heavy Rain 1.7 TF2 $3.62 PP -
Hell Let Loose 7.7 TF2 $16.18 PP -
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice 0.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread $1.72 PP Refer To My Other Thread Humble Heroines: Warriors, Dreamers, and God Slayers
Hello, Neighbor! 0.4 TF2 $0.91 PP -
Hero's Hour 1.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread $2.19 PP Refer To My Other Thread Humble Choice (Mar 2023)
Heroes of Hammerwatch 0.5 TF2 $1.13 PP -
Hitman Absolution 0.8 TF2 $1.6 PP -
Hitman Blood Money 0.6 TF2 $1.35 PP -
Hitman Game of the Year Edition 1.2 TF2 $2.53 PP -
Hollow Knight 2.3 TF2 $4.89 PP -
Homefront 0.5 TF2 $0.98 PP -
Homefront: The Revolution 0.9 TF2 $1.78 PP -
Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak 0.4 TF2 $0.78 PP -
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Digital Special Edition 0.5 TF2 $1.09 PP -
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number 0.5 TF2 $1.0 PP -
Hotline Miami 0.8 TF2 $1.57 PP -
House Flipper VR 0.9 TF2 $1.76 PP -
House Flipper 2.5 TF2 $5.23 PP -
Human: Fall Flat 0.7 TF2 $1.51 PP -
HuniePop 0.4 TF2 $0.9 PP -
Huntdown 1.2 TF2 $2.55 PP -
Hurtworld 2.0 TF2 $4.09 PP -
Hyper Light Drifter 0.9 TF2 $1.84 PP -
Hypnospace Outlaw 0.8 TF2 $1.58 PP -
I Am Fish 0.4 TF2 $0.83 PP -
I Expect You To Die 1.3 TF2 $2.7 PP -
I-NFECTED 5.9 TF2 $12.38 PP -
IL-2 Sturmovik™: 1946 0.9 TF2 $1.77 PP -
INSURGENCY 1.6 TF2 $3.26 PP -
Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.58 PP -
Imperator: Rome 0.5 TF2 $1.01 PP -
Injustice 2 Legendary Edition 1.2 TF2 $2.44 PP -
Injustice 2 0.7 TF2 $1.51 PP -
Injustice: Gods Among Us - Ultimate Edition 0.6 TF2 $1.24 PP -
Into the Radius VR 5.1 TF2 $10.76 PP -
Ion Fury 1.5 TF2 $3.09 PP -
Iron Harvest 0.9 TF2 $1.83 PP -
Jalopy 0.5 TF2 $1.06 PP -
Job Simulator 8.7 TF2 $18.19 PP -
Jurassic World Evolution 2 1.9 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread $3.87 PP Refer To My Other Thread Humble Choice (Mar 2023)
Jurassic World Evolution 0.4 TF2 $0.93 PP -
Just Cause 2 0.5 TF2 $1.04 PP -
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition 1.0 TF2 $2.13 PP -
Just Cause 4: Complete Edition 1.0 TF2 $2.09 PP -
KartKraft 3.0 TF2 $6.22 PP -
Katamari Damacy REROLL 1.1 TF2 $2.23 PP -
Katana ZERO 1.0 TF2 $2.11 PP -
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 2.5 TF2 $5.29 PP -
Kerbal Space Program 0.9 TF2 $1.88 PP -
Killer Instinct 5.8 TF2 $12.21 PP -
Killing Floor 2 Digital Deluxe Edition 0.9 TF2 $1.87 PP -
Killing Floor 2 0.6 TF2 $1.2 PP -
Killing Floor 0.6 TF2 $1.17 PP -
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 1.4 TF2 $3.0 PP -
Kingdom: Two Crowns 0.8 TF2 $1.58 PP -
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning 0.9 TF2 $1.88 PP -
King’s Bounty : Ultimate Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.73 PP -
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham Premium Edition 0.5 TF2 $1.07 PP -
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham 0.4 TF2 $0.82 PP -
LEGO Batman Trilogy 1.4 TF2 $2.93 PP -
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4 0.5 TF2 $1.03 PP -
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 0.7 TF2 $1.48 PP -
LEGO Lord of the Rings 0.5 TF2 $0.95 PP -
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars 0.5 TF2 $1.01 PP -
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga 0.5 TF2 $1.04 PP -
LEGO® City Undercover 0.7 TF2 $1.53 PP -
LEGO® DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition 1.9 TF2 $3.9 PP -
LEGO® DC Super-Villains 0.4 TF2 $0.83 PP -
LEGO® MARVEL's Avengers 0.4 TF2 $0.76 PP -
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 Deluxe Edition 1.1 TF2 $2.34 PP -
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 0.4 TF2 $0.9 PP -
LEGO® Ninjago® Movie Video Game 0.3 TF2 $0.71 PP -
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens 0.6 TF2 $1.18 PP -
LEGO® Worlds 1.7 TF2 $3.6 PP -
Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective 0.7 TF2 $1.46 PP -
Last Oasis 0.5 TF2 $1.12 PP -
Late Shift 0.5 TF2 $0.97 PP -
Layers of Fear 2 3.4 TF2 $7.1 PP -
Layers of Fear 0.5 TF2 $1.11 PP -
Legion TD 2 0.9 TF2 $1.97 PP -
Len's Island 3.0 TF2 $6.23 PP -
Lethal League Blaze 0.9 TF2 $1.91 PP -
Lethal League 0.7 TF2 $1.54 PP -
Library Of Ruina 3.0 TF2 $6.36 PP -
Life is Feudal: Your Own 0.4 TF2 $0.83 PP -
Little Misfortune 3.3 TF2 $6.89 PP -
Little Nightmares Complete Edition 1.6 TF2 $3.26 PP -
Little Nightmares 0.8 TF2 $1.64 PP -
Lobotomy Corporation Monster Management Simulation 4.9 TF2 $10.21 PP -
Lords of the Fallen Game of the Year Edition 0.8 TF2 $1.7 PP -
Lost Ember 1.3 TF2 $2.73 PP -
Lost Planet™: Extreme Condition 0.9 TF2 $1.81 PP -
Luck be a Landlord 2.6 TF2 $5.45 PP -
METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN 0.7 TF2 $1.55 PP -
METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Definitive Experience 1.2 TF2 $2.55 PP -
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 1.6 TF2 $3.44 PP -
MX vs ATV Reflex 0.4 TF2 $0.8 PP -
MX vs. ATV Unleashed 0.4 TF2 $0.73 PP -
Mad Max 1.2 TF2 $2.58 PP -
Mafia II: Definitive Edition 1.3 TF2 $2.62 PP -
Mafia III: Definitive Edition 2.0 TF2 $4.09 PP -
Mafia: Definitive Edition 2.2 TF2 $4.54 PP -
Maneater 0.5 TF2 $1.08 PP -
Manhunt 1.2 TF2 $2.52 PP -
Mars Horizon 1.0 TF2 $2.04 PP -
Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite - Deluxe Edition 2.8 TF2 $5.79 PP -
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition 6.4 TF2 $13.54 PP -
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne 0.6 TF2 $1.2 PP -
Max Payne 0.9 TF2 $1.85 PP -
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries 2.3 TF2 $4.84 PP -
Medal of Honor 2.0 TF2 $4.14 PP -
Mega Man Legacy Collection 0.6 TF2 $1.25 PP -
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2023.03.24 22:57 IcarusPenn 32 [M4F] #Anaheim CA - If you can't handle me at my yee-haw, you don't deserve me at my howdy

Hello reader. I'm 32, 5'8, white, a bit chubby, auburn hair and beard kept most shortish, with dark brown eyes. I'm single, clean, vaxxed, and boosted. I'm funny and nerdy, and occasionally anxious.
I'm looking for someone to share individual experiences with while sometimes doing things together. I'm a homebody and have no siblings, so I tend to focus on activities that can be done single player. That doesn't mean I don't want companionship, though. I'd enjoy having someone to go to museums with, to try new foods, to play different games in the same room with. We can share pictures of our hobbies with one another and remind each other to call for doctor's appointments and do our taxes. We can kiss when the movie we're watching is less interesting than one another. Let's hold hands just because we can.
Ideally, you are: a cat lover, also politically leftist, monogamist, into supernatural horror as well as abstract and avant garde art / entertainment, feminist, independent, child free, nonreligious, sardonic, and always looking to learn.
If you don't match perfectly, that's fine. Send me a message if you're interested, meeting new people fosters growth and memorable living.
Please include a description of yourself or a selfie in your message.
I'm looking forward to your response, reader. Cheers.
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2023.03.24 22:57 IcarusPenn 32 [M4F] #Anaheim CA - If you can't handle me at my yee-haw, you don't deserve me at my howdy

Hello reader. I'm 32, 5'8, white, a bit chubby, auburn hair and beard kept most shortish, with dark brown eyes. I'm single, clean, vaxxed, and boosted. I'm funny and nerdy, and occasionally anxious.
I'm looking for someone to share individual experiences with while sometimes doing things together. I'm a homebody and have no siblings, so I tend to focus on activities that can be done single player. That doesn't mean I don't want companionship, though. I'd enjoy having someone to go to museums with, to try new foods, to play different games in the same room with. We can share pictures of our hobbies with one another and remind each other to call for doctor's appointments and do our taxes. We can kiss when the movie we're watching is less interesting than one another. Let's hold hands just because we can.
Ideally, you are: a cat lover, also politically leftist, monogamist, into supernatural horror as well as abstract and avant garde art / entertainment, feminist, independent, child free, nonreligious, sardonic, and always looking to learn.
If you don't match perfectly, that's fine. Send me a message if you're interested, meeting new people fosters growth and memorable living.
Please include a description of yourself or a selfie in your message.
I'm looking forward to your response, reader. Cheers.
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2023.03.24 22:56 IcarusPenn 32 [M4F] #Anaheim CA - If you can't handle me at my yee-haw, you don't deserve me at my howdy

Hello reader. I'm 32, 5'8, white, a bit chubby, auburn hair and beard kept most shortish, with dark brown eyes. I'm single, clean, vaxxed, and boosted. I'm funny and nerdy, and occasionally anxious.
I'm looking for someone to share individual experiences with while sometimes doing things together. I'm a homebody and have no siblings, so I tend to focus on activities that can be done single player. That doesn't mean I don't want companionship, though. I'd enjoy having someone to go to museums with, to try new foods, to play different games in the same room with. We can share pictures of our hobbies with one another and remind each other to call for doctor's appointments and do our taxes. We can kiss when the movie we're watching is less interesting than one another. Let's hold hands just because we can.
Ideally, you are: a cat lover, also politically leftist, monogamist, into supernatural horror as well as abstract and avant garde art / entertainment, feminist, independent, child free, nonreligious, sardonic, and always looking to learn.
If you don't match perfectly, that's fine. Send me a message if you're interested, meeting new people fosters growth and memorable living.
Please include a description of yourself or a selfie in your message.
I'm looking forward to your response, reader. Cheers.
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2023.03.24 22:55 IcarusPenn 32 [M4F] #Anaheim CA - If you can't handle me at my yee-haw, you don't deserve me at my howdy

Hello reader. I'm 32, 5'8, white, a bit chubby, auburn hair and beard kept most shortish, with dark brown eyes. I'm single, clean, vaxxed, and boosted. I'm funny and nerdy, and occasionally anxious.
I'm looking for someone to share individual experiences with while sometimes doing things together. I'm a homebody and have no siblings, so I tend to focus on activities that can be done single player. That doesn't mean I don't want companionship, though. I'd enjoy having someone to go to museums with, to try new foods, to play different games in the same room with. We can share pictures of our hobbies with one another and remind each other to call for doctor's appointments and do our taxes. We can kiss when the movie we're watching is less interesting than one another. Let's hold hands just because we can.
Ideally, you are: a cat lover, also politically leftist, monogamist, into supernatural horror as well as abstract and avant garde art / entertainment, feminist, independent, child free, nonreligious, sardonic, and always looking to learn.
If you don't match perfectly, that's fine. Send me a message if you're interested, meeting new people fosters growth and memorable living.
Please include a description of yourself or a selfie in your message.
I'm looking forward to your response, reader. Cheers.
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2023.03.24 22:39 Yevdokiya (Spoilers Main) I'm sorry, but Tywin's end in the books is too funny

Like literally almost jarringly funny. Caught with his pants down, arrow to the crotch, seething "You're no son of mine" like some action villain, then promptly dying while shitting himself? Taking out of context, it's like something from a cheesy comedy.
I think there are two main reasons. I don't deny that an arrow shot just above his groin could easily kill him, but dying within like ten seconds just seems comically fast. And then there is the shitting imagery. I'm sorry, but I can't imagine it without the gross sounds of loosening bowels, plus a pathetic little fart sound. Yes, there's probably something wrong with me. You really cannot write anyone a more ridiculous demise.
Okay, seriously, it's a stupendous scene, surely intentional, yada yada yada. But did anyone else only find it stupidly funny upon a reread? The first time I only got the darkness. This time I got the Adam Sandler humor. And now I'm picturing GRRM chuckling gleefully.
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2023.03.24 22:32 OilProfessionalxx AITA for making a scene at my sister's wedding, which she spent more than 10k on, over a joke?

My sister (24f) got married last week. Her wedding was very well planned out- we recieved invitations 6 months before and my sister poured about 10,000$ into this wedding- and that's without catering costs added. She also invited over 100 people- it was an ethnic wedding, so there were some friends of friends.
The ceremony was beautiful. There were so many pictures taken, everyone was having a great time, I dream of eating the food I ate there just once again in my life. Even the rehearsal dinner a week before was magical.
The issue came after my sister and her husband said "I do"- it was the reception. The cake was cut, and everything was great. They were laughing and having a good time, and then they went back up and said their speeches. Her husband's speech was touching with a humourous twist. When it came time for her to say hers, however, things went south.
She started off great, making a few jokes about a few family members. Nothing harmful. But then it got to me. She made a joke about considering having a dry wedding because I was "such an addict". To clarify, I have struggled with an alcohol addiction, and she is well aware.
She was never really supportive of my recovery journey because she always saw me as an addict. My sister has this idea that once you struggle with an addiction, you go crazy and lose control if you get the chance again. No matter if you recover or not, in her eyes, you're always an addict.
Everyone laughed and I felt humiliated. She was laughing too and then continued. I didn't want to interrupt her so I just waited. I felt like crying and screaming at the same time, it was a rage yet sadness I'd never experienced before.
After her speech, I spoke up. I brought her somewhere private. I told her that I didn't appreciate her joke and it wasn't funny, and that I felt she humiliated me. She got so angry and started yelling, things like "I have a whole wedding waiting for me back there, who do you think you are to bring me here and waste my time" and "It's just a joke, don't be so pissy". She accused me of ruining her wedding and started screaming. She left back to the ceremony and I just stood there.
Once I came back, everyone was staring at me and my sister was sobbing in my dad's arms. My dad proceeded to yell at me telling me I ruined my sister's wedding and made a scene. I yelled back and when I noticed a lot of people were watching, I got angry and left.
Now all my family's mad at me and they won't stop sending me texts telling me I should apologize. I don't want to. AITA?
EDIT: Based on the comments, I would like to clarify a few things. I think I may be the asshole because once I left and saw my dad, he started yelling at me and I yelled back. If i'd just left, i wouldn't have caused a scene. I also would like to say this is not the first time my sister has made a distasteful comment about my addiction struggles, and my parents excuse her every time. They tell me they don't agree with her but I should "put up with her" and "understand her". Lastly, the wedding and reception was still going on- I pulled her away immediately after so people were looking at us. I think her reaction was because she was anxious since people were looking and she didn't want to leave such a special moment.
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2023.03.24 22:27 PALAW2000 Have friends approval - would like to turn our favorite picture of him into various funny movie posters. $10 for favorite, $5 for others I like. Thanks!

Have friends approval - would like to turn our favorite picture of him into various funny movie posters. $10 for favorite, $5 for others I like. Thanks! submitted by PALAW2000 to PhotoshopRequest [link] [comments]