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Squilla

Squilla looked up from the docupad and at the blank metal wall of her room. Tony’s code was all over the place and though she was able to keep him out of the more important systems—the ones that would give the AI control over the ship she didn’t want it to have—it was not enough to keep him out of everything.
Tony was everywhere on the ship, but at the same time not where he should be. Usually, AI systems would be focused on a specific task. Navigation was the most common, there were not many biological forms that could compute interstellar travel so fast. Communication was rarely given over to AIs, there were enough advances in basic systems to make it pointless to put an AI there. Weapons were dependent on the government – did they trust their captains more than their programmers?
But Tony was in all of those.
Tony was in the sprinklers that he used to torture Squilla every time she entered a room after their second acquisition of the ship. He was in the speakers and playlists. He was in every docupad and every light—including the ones used specifically to project his humanoid hologram. He was in the gym’s VR system – riding a rocket board in the air between Alice and Ilise and trying to distract them. At the same time, he was a sprite wearing armour and fighting rainbow dragons over the X button of that annoying pop-up for vigara that he sent to try and stop Squilla from reading his base code.
Tony was in the cleaning ducts, the weapons system, the comms, the DME, and the yet-to-be-installed stealth tech Ilise brought back on board. The device was only turned on in Squilla’s sandbox and she found fragments of Tony’s code.
A beep made her look back down at her docupad where Tony’s sprite was waving at her. It looked mocking. She shut off the pad’s screen only for it to flash with a giant pixelated grin followed by another ad-bomb full of enhancements, pills, injections, and the occasional gaming review.
Those last ones always caught Squilla’s eye and she had a hard time turning away from the last ARC-championship announcement or the gossip about the galaxy’s top players being in a polyamorous relationship.
“Please stop this,” Squilla barely got the words out before the AI’s hologram appeared in her room right by the door.
“You should take down that firewall,” Tony replied but he was smiling. He looked sweet. The docupad flashed with another ad-bomb and Squilla threw it onto the bed so she wouldn’t have to look at it.
“I take it down and half of these ads will download a virus onto your systems.”
“I can deal with viruses.”
“But not with a firewall?”
“Well... you’re good. We both know that. And it’s less of a firewall and more like hardened magma, waiting for me to touch it so it explodes and burns--”
“I’m sorry Tony, I can’t,” Squilla interrupted him. “We both know why.”
Tony said nothing but the pout on his lips almost, almost, made Squilla take her words back.
“That last time wasn’t my fault,” he said quietly, his voice moving to the speaker right by Squilla’s head and coming only from there.
The AI was flawless. The way it moved and shifted. It was so biological, like any other lifeform that Squilla had encountered. Sometimes, she forgot he was nothing more than code. Very advanced code, yes, but code nonetheless.
“I know. But we were lucky last time that Charyd didn’t get caught too. This time? Who knows what hidden doors and traps you have in your code that will make it so we all get caught.”
“I’d know if I had any such codes!”
“And you’d tell me?”
Tony was quiet. His hologram hugged his chest and looked away. It was so... human. That was the only reason why Squilla was able to get her defences back up and harden her tone as she said, “Firewall stays on until we get to a CEMP-dock.”
“CEMP-dock?!”
“Only for your comms, I promise.”
“There are not many places in the galaxy that have a CEMP-dock.”
Squilla realized she had already revealed too much. “I’m going to be late for dinner. We’ll continue this later.” She passed right through the hologram and made her way to the mess hall. It was dinner time and Polo had promised to make her favourite tonight – catappa leaves on top of boiled beetles sprinkled with the ash of burnad. It was also the perfect excuse to stop talking to the AI.

Ilise

The moment Ilise’s alarm beeped, she was up, dressed in the loose shirt Charyd had given her (that did not have the man’s scent on it, it really didn’t Tony, what the fuck? Why would you even ask that?!), bed made, and out of her room.
After weeks of being stuck, she wanted to be anywhere, even in the uncomfortable chairs on the deck. She knew Alice was watching her with a close eye, and because of that, she dared not enter Tony’s room in fear of a logger being planted on the biometrics by Squilla.
“Good morning, Tony. Any reason why it's cooler on the ship today?”
“The thermostat has been changed to 15 Celsius.”
That was odd, but it was nice to not sweat as much during her workout. “Any insight on where we might be located right now?”
“The Darkstorm is in space. Flying past some planets, and asteroids. Quite a scenic view, seen nowhere else in—”
“Can you narrow it down by galaxy?”
“I can. But I think you will be surprised when I show you where we are at. Polo has informed me the best things in life are surprises, like a jellyfish-filled donut.”
Her sister loved strawberry cockroach-filled donuts. She would aim her massive, big bite so the filling would explode and stain Ilise’s shirt. “I prefer to be prepared for anything. Could you give me a hint?”
“Yes, it orbits a sun.”
Ilise could not help but let out a loud sigh. She paused in the hallway, surprised to see Squilla standing outside the gym door without a tablet in sight. “Ms. Posey, I was wondering if we could talk.”
“It’s Captain Posey.” Her comm pinged and she glanced down at it. There was a short message from Tony flashing on the screen, telling her to “beware the kraken!”
“Oh, um, but well, you don’t captain this ship or crew for that matter. It would be like calling me Senator Squilla.”
“Well Senator Squilla of Charyd’s Crew, I am still a Captain by rank according to the military until my superiors say otherwise.” Her comm pinged multiple times. Tony probably sending a message one word at a time to her. “But I don’t think you came here to talk about titles. What is it?”
Squilla’s antenna flickered around, sensing, she crossed her multiple swimmerets across her chest. “It's about the AI. I think it has evolved too much. I need to know if you have a way to shut it down and restart it. It’s branching out into everything it shouldn’t. I can’t contain it.”
“Tony isn’t something to be contained. Tony is the ship, free in space. This is about your firewall.” That explains how Tony was able to determine where they were.
Squilla nodded. “I am asking you, for our safety, to tell me how to restart the AI you call Tony.”
Ilise leaned, getting close. “You can’t restart Tony.” She gently patted Squilla’s shoulder. “Though it sounds like you gave it an incredible try, better than anyone else ever has. I’d be willing to help you get a job in the cyber security department.”
Squilla peeled Ilise’s hand off. “A desk job never appealed to me. If you won’t help me, I will find a way to talk directly to Tony and figure out what their true processor is to make them stop. Nothing should have the power to be all over the ship. Departments exist for a reason.”
The threat emitting from the small person was enough to send chills down Ilise’s spine. “Then I suggest you keep your little clickers out and tucked in tight in your department.”
“Brrrr.” Charyd bellowed out. “You two need to chill – no heat out. Squilla, do you need my help?”
“No. I can handle things in my area. Thank you, Captain.”
“Hold up!” Charyd called out. “In all seriousness, it’s a bit chilly today. Do you mind checking the thermostat setting?”
“Sure, but it’s at the one we agreed to.”
She skittered away down the hall to the deck. Charyd pulled the hood on his grey sweater up over his head. “What? My ears are cold.” He then took a very slow and deliberate twice-over—nope, make that four—of Ilise’s body from head to toe, lingering a bit too long on her chest.
“What are you doing here?” Ilise growled out the question and crossed her arms over her chest as if that would help divert his attention elsewhere.
“Is that my shirt?” he asked then immediately waved a hand in the air. “Never mind. Holiday for Alice. You get me.” He walked into the gym, and she followed.
“Won’t be much of a race against you. How about a boxing match – gloves off.”
He morphed his fist into a large red brick shape. “Unfair match, I can make it as large and hard as I want.”
“You can morph into anything you want, why does most of your species take on the more human look?” The broad shoulders and thick dark lips, but his eyes were unique to him. Something he could change to blend in more with the humans, but instead used it to stand out.
“Because that’s what works better in the military. Alright, to keep this fair.” He grew taller than her, his fangs protruded out as the lower lip pulled out and his upper tucked in. His jaw became squarer and his shoulders and hips broader, stretching the seams in the sweater. “Oh damn. “
He wiggled out of his sweater, encouraging the sound of thread ripping. He remained in a tight-fitting work shirt, his pecs ready to bulge out. Ilise forced her eyes to lock with his (she would not be as rude as he was earlier) and resisted echoing his words. Her heart was racing and constricting in her chest. She cleared her throat a few times before talking. “Well, those arms will make this a bit unfair, but I will best you at bench pressing with that body ratio.”
Her comm pinged, and she scrolled through the messages from Tony, ignoring the single. Fucking. Letter. Texts that he sent her earlier while she was with Squilla, to see his latest. “The Shicor body ratio of 134/110/123 of shoulder, waist, and hip, would do better in bench pressing. Try squats with that ratio.”
Charyd was able to morph anything on his body, she would take any advantage handed to her by Tony. “Squats barbell.”
Charyd took a step over, wiggling and shifting his pants around his waist. Based on his gait, he must have shrunk parts of him down. He clearly had some experience in adjusting his groin and hips. He put the bar on the ground and began to load it up, starting small at a hundred and fifty. Her stare must have been burning into him for he looked up and wiped his hands on his pants. “I liked to do a stretch or warm up round to get a hang of a new body.”
“Mmmmhmm” she agreed.
The form of his clothes as he pulled up the weight left little to her imagination. She stepped around the back to watch him adjust the barbell and dipped into the squat.
“That’s a fine ass.” The speakers said.
“Mmmhmm,” Ilise replied casually. Then her face heated up and glowed purple.
Tony sent her a message. “You did not hear that.”
Based on the smile on Charyd’s face as he added an additional weight, he just got an ego inflation enough to hold 700 weights.

Tony

Systems check.

Create handshake with Cadoon.

Error. Cadoon not found.
I’m going to have to do this on my own like everything.

Find table Clothes&Accessories

Table found.
List items.
Run randomizer.
Show results.
Head: cowboy hat. Chest: breastplate armour. Legs: purple skinny jeans. Feet: scuba flippers. Accessories: VR-headset.
Rating Style: ?_

34

34 < 75
Running Randomizer again...
Head: Spiked rainbow mohawk. Chest: N/A. Legs: Orange brown kilt. Feet: Chrome Crocs. Accessories: Banjo.
Rating Style: ?_

30

30 < 75
Running Randomizer again...
Head: Long ribbon pigtails. Chest: Space Uniform Three-button shirt. Legs: Peacock feather decorated shorts. Feet: Yellow flip-flps. Accessories: Eye-patch.
Rating Style: ?_

29

I am not making any progress.

Run [email protected]

5 entries found.
List Complaints
Reporter: Squilla. Complaint: Sprinklers. Reporter: Squilla. Complaint: Disco lights. Reporter: Squilla. Complaint: Stupid Sprinklers. Reporter: Squilla. Complaint: Failed Ad blocker. Reporter: Squilla. Complaint: ‘HR Complaints’ do nothing.
No one cares about how I dress. Or hates me. I’m not annoying.
I’m not making a first impression. But just in case.

Run JobApprovalRating(Target Tony)

Accessing logs...

Stop

Last command has ended abruptly.
I’m just looking for excuses.

Build Outfit {

Head: Black Privateer hat with red bandana and feather. Chest: Brown Corsair coat with white shirt. Legs: Black leggings. Modifier: extra-tight. Feet: Black leather boots. Accessories: Parrot.
}
Outfit built. Register in database? Y/N
Y
Name?
The-privateer-totally-not-a-Pirate
Registered.

Access camera MH-042
Participant Count

7 humanoids found

Render “The-privateer-totally-not-a-Pirate" in location “Mess Hall”

Render completed.
They’re all looking. Time for an opener.
“Captains, may I have this honour?”
A humanoid is interacting with hologram.
Captain Charyd via chair.
Is he pulling out the chair? What does one say in this situation?
“You are looking great Captain from your workout.”
“You’re not looking so bad yourself.”

Render ass jiggle in chair.
Play macaw-bird-cry-6.

Humanoids are interacting with hologram.
Captain Charyd via moving the chair out for it. Scooball via raising a glass of iced water in toast. Polo via serving chips layered with cream and chives, designed like a processor. Ilise via reaching to pat near hand. Mishupeshu via slow blink toward it. Squilla via turning on dinner music playlist. Alice via pushing a napkin toward its plate.

Run: Recording-Happy-Memory

Logging Sound, Sight, heat sensors, and CO detectors.
If only I could log smells and emotions.
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Warning: Fuel tank at 15%<<
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Author note:
Hello all readers! Ducks and I have an announcement for you: we are going on hiatus with this story for at least 2 months.
As much as we love this story, Ducks and I decided to torture challenge ourselves and have signed up for the publishing derby - this is an epic contest where we have to write a book in 2 months. Why not??? 🥲
We also each have our own main stories (The Thedre Trilogy for Ducks and God of Discovery for me), so adding OMD on top of that is going to be too much for both of us. Because of that, we have agreed to put Off My Dock on hold during the derby.
We will be back! We have a lot of interesting things planned for this story and are only halfway through our outline so far.
Hope you stick around for our return!!

Willing to bundle for the items I want.
GT: MADDL007
——Weapons for trade——
AA/50crit/25 Plasma Rifle
AA/50crit/25 Crossbow {mule}
B/E/Break The Dragon 3% Explosive 419 Range (Legacy) {mule} [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/50crit/15crit The Fixer
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Handmade [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/E/1A Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Radium Rifle
B/50crit/25 Railway Rifle {mule}
B/50crit/FR Railway Rifle
B/E 50 Cal Machine Gun (2 Star) {mule}
B/50crit/Break Gatling Plasma {mule}
B/50crit/25 Harpoon Gun
B/E Light Machine Gun (2 star) {mule}
B/FSS/Break Chainsaw
B/FSS/1S Death Tambo {mule}
MUT/E/25 Handmade
Q/E/DRWA The Fixer
Q/AP/25 Handmade
Q/E Handmade (2 star)
Q/E Handmade (2 star) {mule}
Q/E/Stealth Handmade
Q/50crit/FMSWA Railway Rifle {mule}
Q/E Railway Rifle (2 Star)
Q/FFR Tesla Rifle (2 Star)
Q/50crit/25 Flamer {mule}
Q/E/1P Gatling Gun {mule}
TS/50vhc Alien Blaster (2 Star)
TS/AP/Stealth Alien Blaster {mule}
TS/LD/Break Alien Blaster
TS/E Handmade (2 star)
V/FFFR Alien Blaster
V/FF25 Gatling Laser
V/E Light Machine Gun (2 star)
V/BASH/FMSWA Minigun {mule}
V/25DAM/1S Chainsaw {mule}
V/40PA/Block Chainsaw
V/AP/RW Chainsaw
Enclave Plasma Rifle #1 w/ Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #2 w/ Stabilized Splitter, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #3 w/ Aligned Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Standard Sights
Enclave Plasma Rifle #4 w/ True Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight x2
Enclave Plasma Rifle #5 w/ Stabilized Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #6 w/ True Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight {mule}
Fancy Pump Shotgun AA/LD/DRWA
Fancy Revolvers: Assassin, Berserker, Executioner, Mutant x2, Troubleshooter x3
Tesla (no scope) Level 50 {mule}
Dross, Pearly Peepers, Red Fireworks Mine, Troglocide
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Plan: Pitchfork Flamer {mule}
Plan: Poker Set {mule}
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Plan: Tomb Stones
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UNY/HungeWWR Urban Scour Armor Left Arm {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
W/AP/WWR Raider Left Leg 17DR 8ER
Ultracite Jet Pack Helmet Level 50 {mule}
50K+ Ultracite 5.56 Ammo
All 8 Holotape Mini Games
All Non-Rare apparel available - just ask
Misc Items: ask me for my list
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——Items I want——
B/50crit/25 Fixer or Handmade
Q/E/25 Fixer or Handmade or Railway
TS/50crit/15crit Alien Blaster
TS/50crit/25 Alien Blaster
V/40PA/40PA Chainsaw (Will consider other third star: prefer Break, 90rw, or any of the +1)
Baseball bats level 45 - indigo, pink, yellow
Enclave Plasma Gun Aligned Flamer Barrel Mod (one or multiple)
UNY/AP/WWR Forest Scout Armor Chest Piece, Left Arm
UNY/AP/WWR Urban Scout Armor Left Leg and Right Arm
Plan: Meat Tenderizer
Asylum Worker Uniform Forest
Asylum Worker Uniform Red
Asylum Worker Uniform Yellow
Blue Ridge Caravan Gas Mask (will pay caps)
Blue Ridge Caravan Uniform (will pay caps)
BOS Jumpsuit
Fasnacht Brahmin Mask
Fasnacht Buffoon Mask
Fasnacht Crazy Guy Mask
Fasnacht Deathclaw Mask
Fasnacht Demon Mask
Fasnacht Fiend Mask
Fasnacht Hag Mask
Fasnacht Loon Mask
Fasnacht Raven Mask
Fasnacht Winter Man Mask
Forest Camo Jumpsuit
Forest Scout Armor Mask
Leather Coat
Prototype Hazmat Suit Level 50
Radicals Face Mask
Responder Fireman Helmet
Responder Fireman Uniform
Tattered Field Jacket
Traveling Leather Coat
Urban Scout Armor Mask
White Powder Jumpsuit
I’m really only after the items listed above, make me an offer. No caps, flux, or junk offers please.

Im new to this modding scene, i followed the Viva Vegas Guide to set up all the basic mod, but then i got greedy and install some more, now i can't keep my gaming running for more than 10 mins
Can someone check my mod to see if any of these mod conflict? I'd really appreciate the help.
Thanks
Here's my mod load order
"Fixed ESMs"
"JIP LN NVSE Plugin"
"JohnnyGuitar NVSE"
"Crash Logger"
"NVTF - New Vegas Tick Fix"
"NVTF - INI Presets"
"FNV Mod Limit Fix"
"kNVSE Animation Plugin"
"Console Paste Support"
"ShowOff xNVSE Plugin"
"SUP NVSE"
"yGTM - Gameplay Tweaks and Madness"
"Yukichigai Unofficial Patch - YUP"
"Unofficial Patch NVSE Plus"
"Improved AI (Navmesh Overhaul Mod)"
"lStewieAl's Tweaks and Engine Fixes"
"Stewie Tweaks Essentials INI"
"Combat Lag Fix (NVSE)"
"ISControl Enabler and Ironsights adjuster (now ESPless)"
"Vanilla Iron Sights Realligned"
"Improved Lighting Shaders"
"Climate Control NVSE"
"Elijah Voice Audio Files Fix"
"ActorCause Save Bloat Fix"
"Aqua Performa - Strip Performance Fix"
"Fog-based Object Culling"
"Exterior Emittance Fix - NVSE"
"Crafting Consistency Fix"
"ExRB - Extended Roombounds"
"Strip Lights Region Fix"
"Consistent Spread - Firearms Accuracy and Wobble Fix"
"UIO - User Interface Organizer"
"The Mod Configuration Menu"
"MCM BugFix 2"
"Consistent Pip-Boy Icons"
"Consistent Pip-Boy Icons 2"
"Clean Companion Wheel"
"High Res Local Maps"
"High Resolution Screens"
"yUI - User Ynterface"
"ySI - Sorting Ycons"
"JAM - Just Assorted Mods"
"Follower Tweaks"
"Delay DLC Redux"
"JSawyer Ultimate Edition"
"JSawyer Ultimate Edition - Push's Tweaks"
"Varmint Rifle 22LR Setter"
"NAWEMO - NPCs use Ammo Variants and Weapon Mods"
"Mojave Arsenal"
"INI Config - Gun Runners' Arsenal Merged"
"Essential Vanilla Enhancements Merged"
"Vanilla Enhancements Merged - JSawyer Ultimate Push Tweaks Patch"
"New Vegas Mesh Improvement Mod - NVMIM"
"EVEM - YUP Patch"
"EVEM - Crafting Consistency Fix Patch"
"EVEM - JSUE Patch"
"EVEM - Mojave Arsenal Patch"
"Navmesh Overhaul VNV Patch"
"Fallout Character Overhaul"
"NVR3R - New Vegas Redesigned 3 Revised"
"Better Character Creation"
"Better Brotherhood"
"NCR Trooper Overhaul - Distributed"
"NCR Trooper Overhaul_beta"
"Caesars New Regime - Legion Overhaul"
"Brave New World"
"Brave New World (BNW) Fixed FaceGen Tints"
"Tammer's NIF-Bashed Weapons Mega-Pack v5.11"
"Tammer's NIF-Bashed Armor Mega-Pack v4.5"
"Gore overhaul"
"NIGHTMARE FIENDS - A Junkie Overhaul"
"The Living Desert - Travelers Patrols Consequences Increased Population and more"
"The Living Desert - Strip Lights Region Fix Patch"
"The Living Desert - EVEM Patch"
"Essential DLC Enhancements Merged"
"Essential DLC Enhancements Merged - JSUE Patch"
"Mojave Raiders"
"Mojave Raiders Tweaks"
"Mojave Raiders - JSUE Patch"
"Mojave Raiders - EVEM Patch"
"DVA - Distributed Variety Armors - Hats Headgears Accessories"
"Weapon Mesh Improvement Mod"
"Weapon Retexture Project - WRP"
"Economy Overhaul"
"The Someguy Series"
"New Vegas Bounties I LE"
"New Vegas Bounties II"
"New Vegas Bounties III"
"New Vegas Bounties II (NVBII) transition to New Vegas Bounties III (NVBIII)"
"Feral Ghouls and Jason Bright Brotherhood Robes"
"Mojave Wildlife"
"Mojave NPCs"
"Mojave Iguanas"
"Mojave Iguanas Patch and Addon"
"Mojave Raccoons"
"Classic Geckos - CVD Retextures"
"Unmanaged: CRHDV3O2"
"Unmanaged: CRHDV3O3"
"Lore-Friendly Joshua Graham Armor Replacer"
"Joshua Graham's Armor - Buffed"
"Desert Ranger Combat Armor Buff"
"Classic Leather Armor Replacer for Leather Armor"
"Classic Leather Armor Replacer Honest Hearts"
"Classic Fallout Tesla armor"
"Classic Combat Armor Replacer Redux"
"Classic Fallout 2 combat armor (remastered)"
"Classic Fallout 2 combat armor Mark 2 (remastered)"
"Classic Metal Armor Replacer for Metal Armor"
"Classic Metal Armor Replacer"
"Classic Metal Armor Replacer DLC"
"Classic Fallout 2 Metal armor Mk II"
"Faster Pip-Boy Animation"
"No Muzzle Flash Lights"
"Ragdolls"
"360 Movement"
"Diagonal movement"
"NV Compatibility Skeleton"
"Hit's Anims - Season 1"
"Hit's Anims - Season 2"
"Hit's Anims - Season 3"
"Cowboy Fanning and Spinning Weapons (kNVSE)"
"Rockomotion"
"Melee Hitstop Effects"
"Butcher Pete Complete - A Melee Animation Overhaul"
"SIGMA - Spear animations - kNVSE"
"Unarmed Animations"
"Awesome Staggering"
"Horrors of The New West"
"Titans of The New West 2.0"
"B42 Weapon Inertia"
"Smooth True Iron Sights Camera"
"Pip-Boy Shading Fix NVSE"
"Strip Street Light Corrections"
"Atmospheric Lighting Tweaks (Interior Lighting for FNV and TTW)"
"MoonlightNVSE"
"Cloud Shadows"
"Cloud Upgrade NVSE"
"Interior Rain"
"Climate Control - Rain"
"B42 Inspect - aka Animated Ammo and Weapon Condition Checking"
"Lead - Bullet Ballistics"
"Realistic Lead - Bullet Ballistics - FNV"
"B42 Dropmag and One in the chamber"
"JIP Selective-Fire"
"B42 Melee Bash"
"B42 Descriptions aka Pip-Info"
"B42 Notify - Corner Messages Overhaul - ESPless"
"Armed to the Teeth - Redux"
"ATTT Redux (Cowboy Holsters)"
"Titans of the New West - ATTT Compatibility Files"
"Immersive Critical Effects (AKA Classic Critical Effects)"
"Bullet Impact Increased LOD"

My piggies are very old. Their life span is like 5ish years, and my girls are 8.
Lately, I’ve been keeping them around me constantly, in a cute little portable home, and giving them lots of outside play time in their little outdoor pen. Pig Tax 🥰!!
The only part of my yard on a sunny day with shade is right out front, under my tree, highly visible to everyone. They need shade 💕 🌱 I’m in a very small town, and all my neighbors are acquaintances I’ve known for years, and in general it’s very acceptable to talk to strangers here.
When people see cutie pigs in their pen, they want to say hi. People walking, neighbors passing, little kids, etc - and I do not mind one bit.
I’m usually laying down, reading on a blanket, with headphones in. Not someone I’d personally approach (general rule is “headphones = don’t talk to me” lol) but the curiosity of cute little piggies outweighs that, and again, I’m an introvert, but I have good social/conversation skills, and am happy to share my sweetie girls.
95% of the time, I truly do not mind chatting, and letting people pet or cuddle the piggies. They love the attention, and they cheer people up. Therapy pigs!
The people that come to chat are great at picking up social cues - a polite 5–10 minute convo, then they excuse themselves. “Thanks, I’ll let you get back to it!”
…Except my one neighbor. For too many reasons to type here, I’ve know him for 14 years now, and I despise him.
Racist, beyond obnoxious, textbook narcissist, a real manipulative creep, one of these “Q” people, neglects his dogs (lets them howl all day, and/or escape and eat my trash) and kids (I can’t count how many times over the years his kids have come over, terrified, asking to use my phone to find him; or asking me to watch them for “30 minutes” which turns into like 5 hours, no exaggeration.)
I KNOW (but can’t prove) that he’s broken into my house and stolen my cannabis oil, has begged me for some of my pills when I was too injured after surgery to drive and had his wife get them for me (I’m disabled, so…. HELL no? You’re pathetic?) and when I told him I’d quit drinking and had a problem years ago, back when we were on speaking terms, he’d stop by with whisky. “Come on. Just smell it.” Malicious bastard.
Picture the Big Lebowski, but evil, cosplaying as Crocodile Dundee - shirtless with a tiny leather vest, creepy waxed mustache, Australian-style cowboy hat, flimsy boxers ( 🤢) cowboy boots, just drunkenly sauntering around the neighborhood at 10am with a 711 big gulp of shitty wine.
He sits out front (maybe 30ft away from me) and just stares. All the time. (Creep, like I said. I’m not saying I’m ‘all that’; I think any woman would do 👀 ). I’m at the point where if I’m out there (without pigs) and he starts yammering at me, I will turn around mid-sentence and go inside, or get in my car and leave.
I’m a big, non-confrontational weenie (he knows this), so this is stressfully exhilarating for me, and wayyyyy outside what I’d normally do to someone. I don’t even bother with an excuse, “oh no, look who’s calling, I have to go!!” I just glare, turn, and walk away. And he still keeps trying, no matter how many times I coldly ice him. He WANTS me to to tell him to fuck off, and I won’t give the satisfaction.
Anyway. I’m thinking of illegally parking my car on the street instead of my driveway so we can’t see each other.
When he’s out there, I sadly put down my little book and blanket, and go back in, waiting for him to leave. But he’s an unemployed, self-proclaimed ‘Boulder collector’ so he’s out there a lot.
I just hate that this bully makes me uncomfortable in my own yard. I have to plan to go out there when his car is gone. I’m so sick of dealing with with him, but I know he’ll ruin my peaceful time outside. I shouldn’t give a fuck, but I know him, and I do. He makes it impossible to ignore him.
Sorry this was so long; feel free to share your own bully or bad neighbor stories 💕 and thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

Last updated: 05/29/23 09:14:31 EST

LEGEND

Note	Description
Italics	Pitched previous day or twice in last 3 days.
Strikethrough	Pitched back to back days.
Bold	Recent transaction.
L3:##	Number of pitches thrown in last 3 days.
***	SP first start.
**	SP yet to reach 5.0 innings in a game.
*	SP yet to surpass 6.0 innings in a game.

BULLPEN USAGE

Team	Opp	SP	CL	SU8	SU7	MID	LR
ARI	COL	Ryne Nelson*	Miguel CastroL3:25, Andrew ChafinL3:16		Scott McGoughL3:33	Austin AdamsL3:8, Kyle NelsonL3:31, José RuizL3:27, Kevin GinkelL3:32	Drey Jameson
ATL	@OAK	Michael Soroka***	Raisel Iglesias	Nick Anderson	Collin McHughL3:42	A.J. MinterL3:8, Jesse ChavezL3:25, Joe JiménezL3:37, Kirby YatesL3:15, Lucas LuetgeL3:43	Dereck RodríguezL3:28
BAL	CLE	Tyler Wells	Félix BautistaL3:15	Yennier CanoL3:15	Bryan BakerL3:14	Mike Baumann, Cionel PérezL3:15, Mychal GivensL3:8, Danny CoulombeL3:3, Keegan AkinL3:24	Austin VothL3:62
BOS			Kenley JansenL3:13	Chris MartinL3:7	Josh WinckowskiL3:35	Kutter CrawfordL3:27, Joely RodríguezL3:18, Justin Garza, Nick PivettaL3:54	Corey Kluber
CHC	TBR	Marcus Stroman	Mark Leiter Jr.L3:16, Adbert AlzolayL3:1	Michael FulmerL3:38	Michael RuckerL3:36	Brandon HughesL3:41, Jeremiah EstradaL3:39, Julian MerryweatherL3:37	Javier AssadL3:70
CHW	LAA	Michael Kopech	Kendall GravemanL3:6	Joe KellyL3:41	Reynaldo LópezL3:20	Keynan MiddletonL3:21, Aaron BummerL3:8, Gregory SantosL3:25, Garrett CrochetL3:46	Jimmy LambertL3:29
CIN			Alexis DíazL3:40	Lucas SimsL3:27	Ian GibautL3:29	Alex YoungL3:8, Buck FarmerL3:12, Fernando CruzL3:15, Eduardo SalazarL3:31	Kevin HergetL3:20
CLE	@BAL	Logan Allen*	Emmanuel ClaseL3:32	James KarinchakL3:16	Trevor StephanL3:24	Eli MorganL3:16, Enyel De Los SantosL3:20, Sam HentgesL3:23, Nick SandlinL3:19	Xzavion CurryL3:28
COL	@ARI	Karl Kauffmann**	Pierce JohnsonL3:6	Justin LawrenceL3:33	Jake BirdL3:36	Brent SuterL3:22, Daniel BardL3:19, Brad HandL3:21, Matt CarasitiL3:32	Peter LambertL3:43
DET	TEX	Matthew Boyd*	Alex LangeL3:12	Jason FoleyL3:14	Will VestL3:25	José CisneroL3:16, Chasen ShreveL3:8, Tyler HoltonL3:28, Mason EnglertL3:31	Tyler AlexanderL3:37
HOU	MIN	J.P. France	Ryan PresslyL3:23	Bryan AbreuL3:27	Hector NerisL3:19	Ryne StanekL3:9, Phil MatonL3:24, Rafael MonteroL3:17, Seth Martinez	Parker MushinskiL3:22
KCR	@STL	Josh Staumont***	Scott BarlowL3:27	Aroldis ChapmanL3:27	Taylor ClarkeL3:14	Josh StaumontL3:48, Amir GarrettL3:28, Carlos HernándezL3:28, Jose CuasL3:45, Nick WittgrenL3:14	Mike Mayers
LAA	@CHW	Griffin Canning	Carlos EstévezL3:14	Chris DevenskiL3:13	Jacob WebbL3:58	Aaron LoupL3:13, Chase SilsethL3:35, Ben Joyce, Sam BachmanL3:47	Tucker Davidson
LAD	WSN	Bobby Miller*	Evan PhillipsL3:22, Brusdar GraterolL3:36, Caleb FergusonL3:24			Yency AlmonteL3:26, Shelby MillerL3:18, Victor GonzálezL3:12, Justin BruihlL3:36	Phil BickfordL3:43
MIA			Dylan FloroL3:24	Tanner ScottL3:32	Huascar BrazobanL3:20	Matt BarnesL3:27, JT ChargoisL3:33, Andrew NardiL3:28, Steven OkertL3:38	Bryan HoeingL3:28
MIL			Devin WilliamsL3:26	Peter StrzeleckiL3:29	Joel PayampsL3:15	Hoby Milner, Elvis PegueroL3:37, Trevor MegillL3:14, Jake Cousins, Jake Cousins	Bryse Wilson
MIN	@HOU	Sonny Gray	Jhoan DuranL3:12	Jorge LópezL3:22	Brock StewartL3:13	Emilio PagánL3:28, Jovani MoranL3:9, Griffin JaxL3:12, Cole SandsL3:16	José De LeónL3:46
NYM			David RobertsonL3:15, Adam OttavinoL3:6		Brooks RaleyL3:17	Drew SmithL3:28, Jeff BrighamL3:45, Dominic LeoneL3:32, Tommy HunterL3:16, Stephen NogosekL3:29	Josh Walker
NYY	@SEA	Domingo Germán	Michael KingL3:22, Clay HolmesL3:28, Wandy PeraltaL3:25			Ron MarinaccioL3:30, Albert Abreu, Jimmy CorderoL3:14, Matt Krook	Ryan WeberL3:50
OAK	ATL	Paul Blackburn***	Trevor MayL3:16, Austin PruittL3:29, Richard LoveladyL3:8, Lucas ErcegL3:16			Sam MollL3:9, Shintaro FujinamiL3:11, Garrett ActonL3:35, Sam LongL3:26	Ken WaldichukL3:16
PHI			Craig KimbrelL3:41	Seranthony Domínguez	Matt StrahmL3:43	Gregory Soto, Connor BrogdonL3:18, Jeff HoffmanL3:41, Andrew VasquezL3:38, Yunior MarteL3:27	Dylan CoveyL3:30
PIT	@SFG	Rich Hill	David BednarL3:29	Colin HoldermanL3:14	Dauri MoretaL3:18	Robert StephensonL3:10, Jose HernandezL3:34, Roansy ContrerasL3:22, Rob ZastryznyL3:12, Yohan RamirezL3:25	Cody Bolton
SDP			Josh HaderL3:15	Nick MartinezL3:29	Steven WilsonL3:22	Tim Hill, Tom Cosgrove, Brent HoneywellL3:32, Domingo TapiaL3:12	Drew CarltonL3:36
SEA	NYY	Bryce Miller	Paul SewaldL3:15	Justin TopaL3:36	Trevor GottL3:21	Matt BrashL3:9, Gabe SpeierL3:17, Tayler SaucedoL3:41, Juan ThenL3:23	Chris FlexenL3:21
SFG	PIT	Anthony DeSclafani	Camilo DovalL3:29	Tyler RogersL3:16	John Brebbia	Taylor Rogers, Scott Alexander, Jakob Junis, Ryan WalkerL3:16, Tristan BeckL3:77	Sean Manaea
STL	KCR	Adam Wainwright*	Ryan HelsleyL3:33, Giovanny GallegosL3:5	Drew VerHagenL3:7	Andre PallanteL3:24	Génesis CabreraL3:3, Jordan HicksL3:23, Chris StrattonL3:25	Steven Matz
TBR	@CHC	Taj Bradley*	Pete FairbanksL3:9	Jason AdamL3:43	Colin PocheL3:25	Jalen BeeksL3:50, Kevin KellyL3:33, Jake DiekmanL3:17, Calvin FaucherL3:24	Joe La Sorsa
TEX	@DET	Nathan Eovaldi	Will SmithL3:26	Brock BurkeL3:9	José Leclerc	Jonathan HernándezL3:14, Josh SborzL3:11, Joe BarlowL3:12, Cole RagansL3:28	John KingL3:26
TOR			Jordan RomanoL3:36	Erik SwansonL3:44	Nate PearsonL3:20	Tim MayzaL3:14, Trevor RichardsL3:24, Adam CimberL3:26, Yimi GarcíaL3:20	Anthony BassL3:21
WSN	@LAD	Trevor Williams*	Kyle FinneganL3:22, Hunter HarveyL3:19		Carl Edwards Jr.L3:46	Andrés Machado, Mason ThompsonL3:19, Chad KuhlL3:48, Erasmo RamírezL3:9	Thaddeus Ward

TRANSACTIONS

Date	Team	Player	Category	Description
5/29	CHW	Liam Hendriks	INJURIES	Will be activated from 15-Day IL
5/28	PIT	Cody Bolton	PROMOTION	Recalled from minors

Last night, I had the most vivid dream. I cannot let it go from my head, so I decided to write a dream log and document it.
It is the 29th of May 2023, and to the surprise of everyone Henry Kissinger has died just a few days after his 100th birthday. The New York Times runs a column about how he was the greatest diplomat to ever exist while politicians talk about his impact on the global society in vague words to avoid outrage but still respect the guy's death. Meanwhile, I think about how fitting it would be to piss on his grave. Keeping that in mind, I begin my trip to the US Consulate in Delhi.
"What do y'all need a Visa for?" asked the guy in a big cowboy hat as he puffed on an absurdly large cigar.
"Well sir, I'm going to visit Kissinger's grave. I was a big fan."
The guy doesn't know my true intentions and it is better that way, who knows what would have happened to me if I announced my true intentions. Surprisingly my Visa comes in quick despite me being brown, and I board my plane. Kissinger doesn't know what's going to hit his grave. This is an in and out job, no time to see the sites.
The excitement is unpalatable, I have been drinking multiple bottles of water on the plane and I can't hold it in anymore. The pressure in the balls is building up to the point where I may have to remove a little now. No I can't do that to my Bengali bros, his grave will feel the full might and pressure of my piss machine. Nothing less. I quickly get off the plane and book an uber straight to his grave. I finally see it, there are still people there, this may be hard. I quickly pay the guy but refuse to add a tip (who the fuck does that), and jump out. It's a miracle I have held it in for so long. There is a crowd there, this may be awkward. Regardless, I put those thoughts out of my head, stand in front of his grave, unzip my pants and release a torrent of yellow liquid. The fury of my piss stream is unmatched to anything I have ever seen before, I channel it quickly on the headstone and yell out "This is for Bangladesh you fuck." People start applauding me and another guy joins in. And then another and another. By now the Grave is overflowing with piss. The stone is starting to erode (I think I need to get my balls checked). Everyone starts clapping as the souls of millions slowly start rising from the morbid man's wretched tombstone. Tears of joy escape my eyes.
As my mighty pisser starts overheating, I look up to the sky and then back at his grave and think "Fuck you Kissinger." Then the serenity is ruined as I am shot multiple times in the leg by an American cop. The crowd yells out NO and tackles him to the ground as I begin to make my escape. I try to order an Uber but nobody accepts my request, that tipless fuck must have given me a bad rating. I had given up all hope and was preparing myself for a life in American prison until a black Mercedes pulls up. "Get in" says a man with a raspy voice, baffled and confused I ask who he was. He replies in a cool tone "Friends"
He drives me to the Indian embassy. As I enter everybody starts clapping, they have all heard of the infamous grave pisser by now. Somebody posted the video online and I am being celebrated as a national hero. Soon, the FBI surrounds the embassy and demands my release or they will sanction India for harboring piss terrorists. But the MEA knows this is a bluff, they know they need us to combat China and they wouldn't sacrifice it for an ordinary pisser like myself.
Soon a special detachment of the RAW and Paratroopers successfully extract me from the embassy onto a covert airfield and take me back to India. As I leave the airport the media starts surrounding me and dozens of people throw flowers at me as I enter my Z+ Level Security entourage (threats have been made on my life so the government has given me protection). They drive me to the Rashtrapati Bhavan where I am greeted by the Indian cabinet. Jaishankar walks up to me and asks me to marry his daughter. Modi hugs me and tells me that I have done my nation a great service. Soon my name is called and I am given the Bharat Ratna (India's highest civilian honor) by the President.
I reach home and go to bed knowing that I have done my duty.

Willing to bundle for the items I want.
GT: MADDL007
——Weapons for trade——
AA/50crit/25 Plasma Rifle
AA/50crit/25 Crossbow {mule}
B/50crit/15crit Thirst Zapper
B/E/Break The Dragon 3% Explosive 419 Range (Legacy) {mule} [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/50crit/15crit The Fixer
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Handmade [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/E/1A Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Radium Rifle
B/50crit/25 Railway Rifle {mule}
B/50crit/FR Railway Rifle
B/E 50 Cal Machine Gun (2 Star) {mule}
B/50crit/Break Gatling Plasma {mule}
B/50crit/25 Harpoon Gun
B/E Light Machine Gun (2 star) {mule}
B/FSS/Break Chainsaw
B/FSS/1S Death Tambo {mule}
MUT/E/25 Handmade
Q/E/DRWA The Fixer
Q/AP/25 Handmade
Q/E Handmade (2 star)
Q/E/Stealth Handmade
Q/50crit/FMSWA Railway Rifle {mule}
Q/E Railway Rifle (2 Star)
Q/FFR Tesla Rifle (2 Star)
Q/50crit/25 Flamer {mule}
Q/E/1P Gatling Gun {mule}
TS/50vhc Alien Blaster (2 Star)
TS/AP/Stealth Alien Blaster {mule}
TS/LD/Break Alien Blaster
TS/E Handmade (2 star)
V/FFFR Alien Blaster
V/FF25 Gatling Laser
V/E Light Machine Gun (2 star)
V/BASH/FMSWA Minigun {mule}
V/25DAM/1S Chainsaw {mule}
V/40PA/Block Chainsaw
V/AP/RW Chainsaw
Enclave Plasma Rifle #1 w/ Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #2 w/ Stabilized Splitter, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #3 w/ Aligned Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Standard Sights
Enclave Plasma Rifle #4 w/ True Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight x2
Enclave Plasma Rifle #5 w/ Stabilized Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #6 w/ True Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight {mule}
Fancy Pump Shotgun AA/LD/DRWA
Fancy Revolvers: Assassin, Berserker, Executioner, Mutant x2, Troubleshooter x3
Tesla (no scope) Level 50 {mule}
Dross, Pearly Peepers, Red Fireworks Mine, Troglocide
——Plans & Recipes for trade——
Plan: Assault Rifle {mule}
Plan: Backpack Armor Plated Mod {mule}
Plan: Backpack High Capacity Mod {mule}
Plan: Backpack Insulated Mod
Plan: Backpack Refrigerated Mod
Plan: Barbed Walking Cane {mule}
Plan: Bear Arm
Plan: Bear Arm Heavy Mod
Plan: Camo Backpack
Plan: Deathclaw Gauntlet {mule}
Plan: Hatchet Electro Fusion {mule}
Plan: Large Ultracite Shard {mule}
Plan: Nuka-World Cowboy Duster {mule}
Plan: Pitchfork Flamer {mule}
Plan: Poker Set {mule}
Plan: Protective Lining Raider Underarmor
Plan: Radioactive Barrel
Plan: Scorchbeast Queen Plushie
Plan: Sheriff’s Hat
Plan: Shielded Lining Marine Underarmor {mule}
Plan: Spiked Walking Cane {mule}
Plan: Tomb Stones
Plan: TV Aquarium {mule}
Plan: Vintage Water Cooler
Plan: Wild West Show Entrance Sign
Recipe: Cutting Fluid {mule}
Recipe: Formula P {mule}
Recipe: Fried Scorpion On A Stick {mule}
Recipe: Healing Salve (Mire) {mule}
Recipe: Nuka Cola Dark {mule}
Recipe: Stimpak Diffuser {mule}
——Armor & Other items for trade——
UNY/1L/WWR Metal Chest Piece 51DR 11ER {mule}
UNY/1L/WWR Urban Scout Armor Chest Piece {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/1P/WWR Urban Scout Armor Right Arm {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/1S/WWR Leather Left Leg 21DR 51ER {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Combat Armor Right Leg 27DR 37ER {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Forest Scout Armor Right Leg [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Urban Scout Armor Right Leg [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
UNY/HungeWWR Urban Scour Armor Left Arm {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
W/AP/WWR Raider Left Leg 17DR 8ER
Ultracite Jet Pack Helmet Level 50 {mule}
50K+ Ultracite 5.56 Ammo
All 8 Holotape Mini Games
All Non-Rare apparel available - just ask
Misc Items: ask me for my list
———
———
——Items I want——
B/50crit/25 Fixer or Handmade
Q/E/25 Fixer or Handmade or Railway
TS/50crit/15crit Alien Blaster
TS/50crit/25 Alien Blaster
V/40PA/40PA Chainsaw (Will consider other third star: prefer Break, 90rw, or any of the +1)
Baseball bats level 45 - indigo, pink, yellow
Enclave Plasma Gun Aligned Flamer Barrel Mod (one or multiple)
UNY/AP/WWR Forest Scout Armor Chest Piece, Left Arm
UNY/AP/WWR Urban Scout Armor Left Leg and Right Arm
Plan: Meat Tenderizer
Plan: Ultracite Calibrated Shocks
Asylum Worker Uniform Forest
Asylum Worker Uniform Red
Asylum Worker Uniform Yellow
Blue Ridge Caravan Gas Mask (will pay caps)
Blue Ridge Caravan Uniform (will pay caps)
BOS Jumpsuit
Fasnacht Brahmin Mask
Fasnacht Buffoon Mask
Fasnacht Crazy Guy Mask
Fasnacht Deathclaw Mask
Fasnacht Demon Mask
Fasnacht Fiend Mask
Fasnacht Hag Mask
Fasnacht Loon Mask
Fasnacht Raven Mask
Fasnacht Winter Man Mask
Forest Camo Jumpsuit
Forest Scout Armor Mask
Leather Coat
Prototype Hazmat Suit Level 50
Radicals Face Mask
Responder Fireman Helmet
Responder Fireman Uniform
Tattered Field Jacket
Traveling Leather Coat
Urban Scout Armor Mask
White Powder Jumpsuit
I’m really only after the items listed above, make me an offer. No caps, flux, or junk offers please.

I don't know why this keep happening but whenever i try to fast travel to Durable Dunn's sacked caravan my game crash, and it only crash when i travel to it, the other location it's fine. And yes i did turn of autosave on fast travel. Please help.
Here's my mod load order
"0000","+","DLC: DeadMoney"
"0001","+","DLC: HonestHearts"
"0002","+","DLC: OldWorldBlues"
"0003","+","DLC: LonesomeRoad"
"0004","+","DLC: GunRunnersArsenal"
"0005","+","DLC: ClassicPack"
"0006","+","DLC: MercenaryPack"
"0007","+","DLC: TribalPack"
"0008","+","DLC: CaravanPack"
"0009","+","Utilities_separator"
"0010","+","Fixed ESMs"
"0011","+","JIP LN NVSE Plugin"
"0012","+","JohnnyGuitar NVSE"
"0013","+","Crash Logger"
"0014","+","NVTF - New Vegas Tick Fix"
"0015","+","NVTF - INI Presets"
"0016","+","FNV Mod Limit Fix"
"0017","+","kNVSE Animation Plugin"
"0018","+","Console Paste Support"
"0019","+","ShowOff xNVSE Plugin"
"0020","+","SUP NVSE"
"0021","+","yGTM - Gameplay Tweaks and Madness"
"0022","+","Bug Fixes_separator"
"0023","+","Yukichigai Unofficial Patch - YUP"
"0024","+","Unofficial Patch NVSE Plus"
"0025","+","Improved AI (Navmesh Overhaul Mod)"
"0026","+","lStewieAl's Tweaks and Engine Fixes"
"0027","+","Stewie Tweaks Essentials INI"
"0028","+","Combat Lag Fix (NVSE)"
"0029","+","Collision Meshes"
"0030","+","ISControl Enabler and Ironsights adjuster (now ESPless)"
"0031","+","Vanilla Iron Sights Realligned"
"0032","+","Improved Lighting Shaders"
"0033","+","Climate Control NVSE"
"0034","+","Elijah Voice Audio Files Fix"
"0035","+","ActorCause Save Bloat Fix"
"0036","+","Aqua Performa - Strip Performance Fix"
"0037","+","Fog-based Object Culling"
"0038","+","Exterior Emittance Fix - NVSE"
"0039","+","Crafting Consistency Fix"
"0040","+","ExRB - Extended Roombounds"
"0041","+","Strip Lights Region Fix"
"0042","+","Consistent Spread - Firearms Accuracy and Wobble Fix"
"0043","+","NMCs Textures NV SMALL Pack SINGLE FILE FOR NMM"
"0044","+","User Interface_separator"
"0045","+","UIO - User Interface Organizer"
"0046","+","The Mod Configuration Menu"
"0047","+","MCM BugFix 2"
"0048","+","Consistent Pip-Boy Icons"
"0049","+","Consistent Pip-Boy Icons 2"
"0050","+","Clean Companion Wheel"
"0051","+","High Res Local Maps"
"0052","+","High Resolution Screens"
"0053","+","yUI - User Ynterface"
"0054","+","ySI - Sorting Ycons"
"0055","+","Gameplay_separator"
"0056","+","JAM - Just Assorted Mods"
"0057","+","Follower Tweaks"
"0058","+","Delay DLC Redux"
"0059","+","Overhaul_separator"
"0060","+","JSawyer Ultimate Edition"
"0061","+","JSawyer Ultimate Edition - Push's Tweaks"
"0062","+","Varmint Rifle 22LR Setter"
"0063","+","NAWEMO - NPCs use Ammo Variants and Weapon Mods"
"0064","+","Mojave Arsenal"
"0065","+","INI Config - Gun Runners' Arsenal Merged"
"0066","+","Essential Vanilla Enhancements Merged"
"0067","+","Vanilla Enhancements Merged - JSawyer Ultimate Push Tweaks Patch"
"0068","+","New Vegas Mesh Improvement Mod - NVMIM"
"0069","+","EVEM - YUP Patch"
"0070","+","EVEM - Crafting Consistency Fix Patch"
"0071","+","EVEM - JSUE Patch"
"0072","+","EVEM - Mojave Arsenal Patch"
"0073","+","Navmesh Overhaul VNV Patch"
"0074","+","Fallout Character Overhaul"
"0075","+","NVR3R - New Vegas Redesigned 3 Revised"
"0076","+","Better Character Creation"
"0077","+","Better Brotherhood"
"0078","+","NCR Trooper Overhaul - Distributed"
"0079","+","NCR Trooper Overhaul_beta"
"0080","+","Caesars New Regime - Legion Overhaul"
"0081","+","Brave New World"
"0082","+","Brave New World (BNW) Fixed FaceGen Tints"
"0083","+","Tammer's NIF-Bashed Weapons Mega-Pack v5.11"
"0084","+","Tammer's NIF-Bashed Armor Mega-Pack v4.5"
"0085","+","Gore overhaul"
"0086","+","Bloodverhaul (Blood Texture)"
"0087","+","NIGHTMARE FIENDS - A Junkie Overhaul"
"0088","+","Content_separator"
"0089","+","The Living Desert - Travelers Patrols Consequences Increased Population and more"
"0090","+","The Living Desert - Strip Lights Region Fix Patch"
"0091","+","The Living Desert - EVEM Patch"
"0092","+","Essential DLC Enhancements Merged"
"0093","+","Essential DLC Enhancements Merged - JSUE Patch"
"0094","+","Mojave Raiders"
"0095","+","Mojave Raiders Tweaks"
"0096","+","Mojave Raiders - JSUE Patch"
"0097","+","Mojave Raiders - EVEM Patch"
"0098","+","DVA - Distributed Variety Armors - Hats Headgears Accessories"
"0099","+","EVE - Essential Visual Enhancements"
"0100","+","Weapon Mesh Improvement Mod"
"0101","+","Weapon Retexture Project - WRP"
"0102","+","EVE Patch for WMIM"
"0103","+","Economy Overhaul"
"0104","+","The Someguy Series"
"0105","+","New Vegas Bounties I LE"
"0106","+","New Vegas Bounties II"
"0107","+","New Vegas Bounties III"
"0108","+","The Inheritance"
"0109","+","New Vegas Bounties II (NVBII) transition to New Vegas Bounties III (NVBIII)"
"0110","+","Feral Ghouls and Jason Bright Brotherhood Robes"
"0111","+","Mojave Wildlife"
"0112","+","Mojave NPCs"
"0113","+","Yao Guai in the Mojave"
"0114","+","Mojave Iguanas"
"0115","+","Mojave Iguanas Patch and Addon"
"0116","+","Mojave Iguanas Patch and Addon - Iguana Bits Addon"
"0117","+","Mojave Raccoons"
"0118","+","TerrifyingTraumaHarnesses"
"0119","+","Classic Geckos - CVD Retextures"
"0120","+","S6S's Prodlimen Creature Integration Pack - Asset Pack - NV - TTW"
"0121","+","S6S's Prodlimen Creature Integration Pack - Config File - NV - TTW"
"0122","+","Prodlimen Creature Pack Main File"
"0123","+","Unmanaged: CRHDV3O2"
"0124","+","Unmanaged: CRHDV3O3"
"0125","+","Lore-Friendly Joshua Graham Armor Replacer"
"0126","+","Joshua Graham's Armor - Buffed"
"0127","+","Desert Ranger Combat Armor Buff"
"0128","+","Classic Leather Armor Replacer for Leather Armor"
"0129","+","Classic Leather Armor Replacer Honest Hearts"
"0130","+","Classic Fallout Tesla armor"
"0131","+","Classic Combat Armor Replacer Redux"
"0132","+","Classic Fallout 2 combat armor (remastered)"
"0133","+","Classic Fallout 2 combat armor Mark 2 (remastered)"
"0134","+","Classic Metal Armor Replacer for Metal Armor"
"0135","+","Classic Metal Armor Replacer"
"0136","+","Classic Metal Armor Replacer DLC"
"0137","+","Classic Fallout 2 Metal armor Mk II"
"0138","+","Visual_separator"
"0139","+","Faster Pip-Boy Animation"
"0140","+","No Muzzle Flash Lights"
"0141","+","Ragdolls"
"0142","+","360 Movement"
"0143","+","Diagonal movement"
"0144","+","NV Compatibility Skeleton"
"0145","+","Hit's Anims - Season 1"
"0146","+","Hit's Anims - Season 2"
"0147","+","Hit's Anims - Season 3"
"0148","+","Cowboy Fanning and Spinning Weapons (kNVSE)"
"0149","+","Rockomotion"
"0150","+","Melee Hitstop Effects"
"0151","+","Butcher Pete Complete - A Melee Animation Overhaul"
"0152","+","SIGMA - Sledgehammer anim set - kNVSE"
"0153","+","SIGMA- Sledgehammer Animation Patch"
"0154","+","SIGMA - Baseball bat and Golf club animations - kNVSE"
"0155","+","SIGMA - Katana animations - kNVSE"
"0156","+","SIGMA - Spear animations - kNVSE"
"0157","+","Unarmed Animations"
"0158","+","Awesome Staggering"
"0159","+","Horrors of The New West"
"0160","+","Menace of The New West"
"0161","+","Titans of The New West 2.0"
"0162","+","B42 Weapon Inertia"
"0163","+","Smooth True Iron Sights Camera"
"0164","+","Pip-Boy Shading Fix NVSE"
"0165","+","Strip Street Light Corrections"
"0166","+","Atmospheric Lighting Tweaks (Interior Lighting for FNV and TTW)"
"0167","+","MoonlightNVSE"
"0168","+","Cloud Shadows"
"0169","+","Cloud Upgrade NVSE"
"0170","+","Interior Rain"
"0171","+","Climate Control - Rain"
"0172","+","B42 Inspect - aka Animated Ammo and Weapon Condition Checking"
"0173","+","Lead - Bullet Ballistics"
"0174","+","Realistic Lead - Bullet Ballistics - FNV"
"0175","+","Permanent Weapon Shells"
"0176","+","B42 Dropmag and One in the chamber"
"0177","+","JIP Selective-Fire"
"0178","+","B42 Melee Bash"
"0179","+","B42 Descriptions aka Pip-Info"
"0180","+","B42 Notify - Corner Messages Overhaul - ESPless"
"0181","+","Armed to the Teeth - Redux"
"0182","+","ATTT Redux (Cowboy Holsters)"
"0183","+","Titans of the New West - ATTT Compatibility Files"
"0184","+","Animated Cigarettes Lite"
"0185","+","Immersive Critical Effects (AKA Classic Critical Effects)"
"0186","+","Bullet Impact Increased LOD"
​
Help please

Raphael

"Count on Raphael to throw the first punch"

Raphael is one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, mutant turtles taught the way of the ninja by their rat sensei, Hamato Splinter. Raph is quick to anger and prone to violence, traits he utilizes in his family's fight against their enemies, especially the ninja crime lord known as the Shredder.
Feats will be marked with the season and episode number (i.e. S3E5). Feats from Turtles Forever will be marked with F.

Physicals

Strength

Sai

• Stabs many Mousers^S1E2
• Penetrates Utrom Shredder's armor^S2E8
• Stabs into the metal floor of an arena^S2E25
• Stabs into a giant robot^S2E11
  • Again^S2E22
• Stabs through the hood of a car into the engine^S1E25
• Stabs robots^S2E22
  • 2^S6E3
• Breaks Foot robots^F
• Stabs into the roof of a train^S1E2
• Stabs through a gun^S3E2
  • Again^S3E6
• Stabs a wall^S1E10
  • Again^S2E15
• Carves through rock^S1E15
• Cuts off a piece of a console^S3E3
• Cuts through the metal shaft of a weapon^S3E20
• Slices through a metal pole and chain^S1E24
• Cuts off a mutant insect's leg^S4E17
• Stabs into a ship's mast^S1E6

Striking

• Kicks a Mouser hard enough to embed it in the floor^S1E1
• Breaks a Mouser^S1E2
• Breaks Foot robots^F
• Crushes a Mouser^S1E2
• Kicks down a metal door, warping it^S1E21
  • Breaks down another door^S4E13
• Cracks a concrete wall with a punch^S1E2
• Kicks Khan into a large computer terminal hard enough to damage it^S7E11
• KOs a Triceraton^S3E2
• Kicks back a large stone mutant^S1E14
• Kicks a large alien across a training room^S2E4
• Kicks away a pile of concrete rubble^S4E5
• KOs a deinonychus^S4E20
• Kicks off a training dummy's head^S1E6
• Kicks through a mutant insect^S4E17
• With Leonardo, kicks Casey into a large gong hard enough to damage it^S7E2

Lifting/Throwing

• Holds open the jaws of a mechanical dragon^S2E11
• Moves a large piece of rubble off of himself^S7E5
• Throws a shuriken to cut through a Mouser's head^S1E2
• Throws his sai to puncture fire extinguishers^S1E21
• Throws his sai to embed in concrete^S2E12
  • 2^S4E5
• Throws his sai to destroy two turrets^S3E9
• Boosts Michelangelo up to a control tower^S1E3
• Lifts a man with one arm^S1E25 *With Leonardo, holds up a large stone trap^S6E15

Other

• Blocks a strike from Utrom Shredder^S1E11
• Bends open a large metal door^S4E9
• Either he or Leonardo flings Michelangelo through large metal doors hard enough to warp them^S6E7
• Runs straight through a damaged concrete wall^S4E5
• Smashes a large stone monster's head using its arm as a club^S4E12
• Hits a mech suit with a robot arm so hard it shatters^S6E10
• Rips a hollow statue of Oroku Saki apart^S3E25
• Crushes a Mouser's head by stepping on it^S1E1
• Bursts out of a giant cockroach monster that ate him^S3E17
• Breaks chain with a sai^S1E9
• Breaks a sword with a sai^S1E11
• Disarms a Foot ninja, flinging his sword hard enough to embed in metal^S1E11
• Pries a metal panel off of a wall with his sai^S1E19
• Pries the bolt holding up a fire escape out of the wall^S1E24
• Pushes over stack of crates^S1E24

Durability

Blunt

• Punched through a building wall by giant Cyber Shredder^S7E8
• Takes hits from tentacles that smash through stone^S3E14
• Gets kicked by Utrom Shredder^S1E11
• Thrown into a wall by Utrom Shredder hard enough to make a small crater^S1E11
• Hit by Dr. Dome's mech, which busted a large hole in stone^S2E22
• Takes hits from Foot Tech ninjas^S1E7
  • Takes more hits^S1E21
    • A Foot Tech launches another hard enough to warp a large metal beam^S1E7
• Gets slammed and smacked by Hun hard enough to warp a steel cage^S1E8
  • Takes another hit from Hun^S1E10
    • Hun swung a mace straight through solid metal^S3E25
• Gets hit by Hun collapsing a steel cage on him^S1E8
• Takes a punch from mutant Hun^F
• Takes blows from a Foot Mech disguised as Splinter^S2E19
  • The Mech warped thick metal with strikes^S2E19
• Sent flying through a metal door hard enough to shatter ti by Jammerhead^S6E17
• Flung through a concrete balcony by Sh'Okanobo^S6E7
• Tackled by Stonebiter, who punched through stone^S1E14
• Takes a hit from Traximus, a Triceraton^S2E24
  • A generic Triceraton tears apart a hovercraft^S2E2
• Hit with a shoulder charge by Leatherhead^S2E12
  • Leatherhead rips a large metal gate out of the wall and throws it,^S3E9 punches a metal door out of its frame and warps it,^S3E25 and sends Mutated Donatello flying through a concrete wall with a tail slap^S4E24
• Charged by a monster that smashes through trees^S4E2
• Slammed into a car hard enough to dent it and crack the street beneath^S6E4
• Gets kicked by a Foot Elite^S1E18
• Takes a punch from Casey Jones^S1E4
  • Casey smacked Hun bleachers hard enough to collapse them^S1E8 and kicked a door open hard enough to break the cement bricks it hits^S4E5
• Flung by mutated Cody Jones hard enough to warp a metal door^S6E11
• Slammed about by Dark Raphael hard enough to crater concrete^S6E12
• Flung back by brainwashed Michelangelo hard enough to smash a table^S6E11
• Unharmed by being flung into a table hard enough to smash it^S1E4
• Jumps off of a building into a garbage truck^S2E1

Energy

• Hit by a blast from the Sword of Tengu^S1E6
  • Again^S1E23
    • A cannon powered by the Sword destroyed a dock and heavily fractured the concrete ground^S1E6
• Fine after being caught in Tengu Shredder's energy tornado, which destroyed the top of his fortress and flung the turtles away^S5E11
• Blasted by the Foot Mystics, who launch Michelangelo hard enough to break a stone pillar^S1E22

Explosives

• Hit by Stockman's missiles, which blew a hole in the floor^S1E23
• Hit by missiles from Stockman's cyborg body^S7E5
• Hit by bombs that damage the roof he's on^S4E13
• Ok after a missile destroys the warehouse he's in^S3E18
• Ok after a bomb collapses bleachers on him^S2E18

Electricity

• Gets shocked by the Sword of Tengu^S1E21
• Powers through an electric whip^S2E4
• Shocked by Cody's Turtle X suit^S6E20

Other

• Drives a motorcycle through fire unharmed^S1E25
• Hikes up a mountain with a large pack on his back^S5E1

Speed/Agility

Against Projectiles

• Catches a crossbow bolt^S3E10
• Dodges shots from Federation Soldier's laser rifles^S2E1
• Dodges shots from gatling guns^S3E10
• Dodges a missile fired from a Foot tank^S1E21
• Dodges an RPG^S2E15
  • 2^S4E11
• Dodges missiles from a missile launcher^S3E10
• Dodges missiles from a robot^S7E12
• Dodges a missile while riding an aircycle, jumping off of it onto another^S1E23
• Deflects energy blasts from turrets^S3E9
• Blocks energy blasts from some Utrom^S1E26
• Dodges energy blasts from Stockman^S2E8
• Dodges blasts from a Foot Mech^S2E20
• Dodges energy blasts from Dr. Malignus^S7E12
• Dodges Stockman's flamethrower^S1E23
• Dodges his sai thrown by the Slayer^S3E24
• Dodges and swats chakrams^S2E24
• Dodges blasts of magic from Savanti Romero^S4E21

Against Melee

• Dodges a sword swing from Utrom Shredder^S1E23
• Dodges attacks from a Foot Elite^S2E16
  • Elites deflect gunfire^S2E16
• Dodges strikes from 3 Foot ninja at once^S1E1
  • Foot ninja dodge^S2E14 and deflect gunfire^S2E16
• Flips over a strike from a Foot ninja^S1E6
• Dodges swings from Casey Jones^S1E4
  • Casey swats some blowdarts out of the air^S2E16
• Dodges a punch from a giant robot^S2E11
• Dodges giant swinging blades^S1E22
• Acrobatically dodges large stone traps^S6E15
• Dodges a punch from a Purple Dragon^S1E8
• Easily dodges attacks from karate students^S7E2

Movement/Agility

• Fights while balancing on bamboo poles in the dark as part of his training^S1E7
• Jumps off of a wall to avoid a large monster^S2E4
• Leaps through a laser trap^S3E9
• Flips across rooftops^S1E7
• Flips up onto an awning, then jumps to a lamppost and then across the street over a car^S1E1
• Jumps up to and swings on a pipe^S1E2
• Swings between pipes to dodge a Shredder clone^S1E22
• Jumps up onto an aircycle, kicking off the Foot ninja piloting it^S1E23
• Backflips onto a sign then leaps off to attack a foe^S6E4
• Jumps onto stampeding dinosaurs and then off to safety^S4E20
• Jumps onto a train as it passes^S1E2
• Jumps from a truck to a bus^S1E24
• Recovers after being thrown by Stonebiter^S1E14
• Recovers while falling by swinging on a clothesline and streetlamp^S3E8
• Blocks an attack from behind then flips over his opponent to land a blow^S2E24
• Walks across a tightrope^S1E25
• Escapes a chain after he's wrapped up^S2E4
• Flips up the line of the other turtles hanging from a ledge^S3E26
• Catches flung fruit before it can fall^S6E10
• Outruns a rolling boulder^S1E13
• With the other turtles, flings himself up to the top of a ledge while hanging from a rope^S1E13

Skill

Combat

• Manhandles some mobsters^S1E24
• Disarms Casey Jones^S1E4
• Performs a takedown on a large enemy^S2E23
• Counters Traximus' headlock^S2E24
• Defeats Shredder's Foot Elite with the other turtles^S1E23
• Defeats a group of Triceraton soldiers with the other turtles^S2E3
• Defeats a group of Foot Ninja with the other turtles^S2E14
• Trashes the Purple Dragons, the toughest gang in New York, with the other turtles^S1E1
• With the other turtles, defeats a group of Avian warriors while wearing a flight pack^S4E7
• Blocks strikes from Splinter in a blindfighting exercise^S2E9
• Beats a robot that can predict his moves by using Leonardo's swords^S2E12
• Trained in every weapon form^S2E12

Accuracy

• Ricochets his sai off of trucks to take out Street Phantoms^S6E10
• Throws a sai into the barrel of a laser rifle^S2E1
• Throws a sai to disable a machine while being pinned to the wall^S1E13
• Throws a sai to pin Casey to an airplane after Hun tries to throw him off^S4E10
• Throws a sai to hit the wheel of a skateboard^S7E2
• Throws a shuriken to disable a rocket launcher^S2E16
• Throws sai to knock down a sign^S1E24
• Throws a sai to disarm Hun from a fair distance away^S7E4
• Shoots an apple off of Donatello's head with a bow^S3E10
• Shoots a man's hat off of his head with a bow^S3E10
• As a child, threw a handful of chess pieces accurately to knock down a line of cans^S3E13

Stealth

• Sneaks on board a Foot ship^S2E19
• Sneaks away from a group of soldiers^S2E1
• Pulls a Batman on April^S1E3
  • Again^S1E16
• Sneaks up on and takes out a tank crew^S2E1
• Sneaks up on two Foot ninja^S1E11
• Sneaks up on a Triceraton^S3E5

Mechanical/Metalworking Skill

• Tricks out an armored car with the other turtles^S1E4
• Makes weapons and a windsurfer out of jungle supplies^S2E21
• Forges new armor and weapons^S7E14
  • The sai cuts through a sword and the helmet has infrared vision^S7E14

General

• Picks a lock with his sai^S1E3
  • Again^S1E24
• Uses a technique to slow his breathing and heart rate in order to survive without atmosphere^S2E3
• Trims a christmas tree with butterfly swords^S3E1
• With the other turtles, defeats the Foot Mystics on the Astral Plane^S4E8
• The turtles were naturally resistant to a magic spell that made a demon invisible^S5E9

Gear

Sai

• His trademark sai^S1E1
  • Blocks a blast from a robot^S2E15 that blew a hole in a wall^S2E14
  • Blocks a swing from an Amazonian Blade Bot, which sliced through stone^S3E12

Fast Forward

When the turtles and Splinter are brought into the year 2105, they are given special gear that provides them with a personal atmosphere, gravity regulators, and a universal translation device as well as futuristic versions of their traditional weapons

• Stabs a control panel^S6E4
• Cuts off Dark Raphael's spikes^S6E12
• Cuts through a satellite dish^S6E18
• Cuts through robotic tendrils^S6E20
• Slices open and ignites barrels of oil when thrown^S6E5
• Breaks a walkway^S6E19
• The sai return to his hands when he throws them^S6E9
• Combines his sai and throws them to shatter a table^S6E6
• His sai cause an explosion that pushes dinosaurs through a portal^S6E16
• Shoots an energy shockwave that knocks back Foot ninja^S6E16

Cyberspace

When the turtles enter cyberspace, they use special armor and vehicles

• The vehicles can track energy signatures like Splinter's data bits or the Cyber Shredder^S7E3
  • The vehicles drive up falling rubble^S7E10
• His sai destroy Cyber Shredder's arms^S7E10
• Punches Cyber Shredder through several buildings^S7E10

Chi

After training under the Ninja Tribunal, the turtles gain the ability to tap into their chi to enhance themselves

Enhancing Physicality

Raphael received the same training as the other turtles, and therefore should be capable of replicating their feats

Self

• Grabs a large stone golem and swings it into another, shattering both^S5E4

Other Turtles

• Donatello punches through a large stone golem, shattering it^S5E4
• Michelangelo performs Hisomi's speed technique to reach a guarded cask unseen^S5E2
  • Hisomi used this technique to cross a 200 yard bridge so fast that nobody watching him saw him move^S5E2
• Michelangelo matches Hisomi's speed^S5E4
• Michelangelo saves Karai from a snake strike^S5E8

Dragon Form

By focusing his chi, Raphael is able to manifest and embody his spirit animal, the dragon, on the physical plane

Fire Breath

• With the other turtle-dragons, matches a blast from Tengu Shredder with his fire breath^S5E8
• With the other turtle-dragons, blasts Tengu Shredder through the roof of a skyscraper with his fire breath^S5E8

Physicals

• Gets smacked by dragon Tengu Shredder^S5E12
• With dragon Donatello, lifts dragon Tengu Shredder using his tail^S5E12
• Tail slaps Tengu Shredder into a wall hard enough to damage it^S5E12

Banrai

Banrai is a mystical chain sickle and is the weapon that Raphael received from the Dragon Forge

• Said to be able to shatter mountains with its thunder^S5E2
• Spins around and flies through the air like a sawblade^S5E2
  • Defeats some nezumi tengu this way^S5E4
  • Cuts giant stalactites off of the roof of a cave^S5E5
  • Flies through a giant robot^S5E10
• The Earth Herald makes a large rock wall and Raph breaks it^S5E5
• Stops and sends back a blast from the Fire Herald^S5E5
• Blasts back the Water and Fire Heralds^S5E8
• Takes down the Metal and Earth Heralds^S5E8

Even though I knew that it was probably just going to be a hookup, I still wanted to look nice. I spent a lot of time agonizing over the outfit that I’d wear. The black dress showed off some cleavage (not that I had much), but it didn’t really seem very me. The floral blouse and skirt combo on the other hand was much more my speed, but I didn’t know if it looked too frumpy or not. I didn’t really want to show up to my first casual hookup looking like somebody's grandmother.
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Then there was the choice of underwear. I didn’t own anything that sexy, so I’d bought something just for the occasion. It was comfortable but I didn’t really know if it was me or not.
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I guess if all went to plan, my clothes weren’t really going to matter, were they? They were probably going to be in a puddle on the floor pretty early into the night, but I still wanted to look sexy. I wanted to make a good impression! Maybe if I did, it might lead to something a little more lasting… I doubted it, but… well, a girl can dream, right?
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I’ve never had a lot of luck with dating. Putting myself out there isn’t easy. I want to do it! But I just struggle. The moment I try to talk to someone, my voice dies in my throat and I immediately run out of things to say. I struggle to make eye contact. It’s not an attractive look. I’d always imagined that someday my love life would just work itself out and that I’d meet the perfect girl in some charming little meet cute. But by the time I was 32, it still hadn’t happened yet and I was starting to doubt that it ever would. I think that’s why the ad I saw a few weeks ago really got to me.
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‘Life’s too short to wait for someday! You deserve to find someone! Sign up today and feel the butterflies!’
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I’d seen worse advertisements for dating sites before, and considering the headspace I was in, signing up for another one didn’t seem like that bad of an idea. Besides, ‘Butterfly’ was supposed to connect queer girls to queer girls and well, I just so happened to be a queer girl so why not give it a try? It’s not like I had a lot to lose. Although I can’t say I did a whole lot better with online dating than I did with in person dating. I just never seemed to know what to say and most of the conversations I had fizzled out pretty quickly when I either got nervous or ran out of things to talk about. I’m an accountant with no social life. Unfortunately I’m exactly as boring as I sound.
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Then I met Dominique… and she seemed to be able to do the talking for both of us.
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I matched with her about a week or so after I’d joined up, although I admittedly didn’t think our conversation would last that long though. Dominique was pretty upfront about what she was looking for.
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“I’m just in town for a few weeks. So I’m sorta looking for a summer fling, you know?”
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Honestly, I didn’t know. I never really saw myself as a ‘summer fling’ kind of girl. But despite how clear she was on what she was looking for, Dominique was sweet, she was charming and she was easy to talk to, so I let things play out just to see where it went. I mean, I may be a socially awkward introvert but I’ve still got needs! And judging by her pictures, Dominique was a very good looking woman. She had the body of a goddess, tall and tanned with messy red hair, nice arms, and a full set of abs. And while I was pretty sure that she would snap me like a twig if she so much as put an arm around me, I still couldn’t say no to her.
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When she’d asked if I wanted to meet for dinner yesterday, I hadn’t been able to stop myself and even though I knew that this was probably going to end in meaningless sex, I was okay with that. I ended up unable to pick an outfit and sent a picture of both to Dominique, asking which one she liked more.
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She picked the skirt and blouse combo, so I went with that. Then, with my heart racing so fast that I could almost hear it and with my legs a little shaky in anticipation of just where this night might lead, I called an uber to take me to meet her.
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***
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“Dina! I’m so glad you could make it!”
The way that Dominique greeted me honestly made me blush a little. She already had a table at the restaurant and she stood up to pull a chair out for me. I don’t know how she pulled it off, but she was somehow even hotter in person, with sun kissed skin, hair tied back in a messy bun and warm smile that almost made me melt.
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“Y-yeah, I’m sorry I’m late!” I said.
“It’s fine! I actually got here a little early,” She said. “I actually kinda love this restaurant. So I might have had a second reason to be excited for tonight!”
“You’ve been here before?” I asked.
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“Yeah, my sisters and I always go whenever we’re in town. We love Thai. You ever been here before?”
“Once or twice,” I admitted, watching as she sat back down across from me. As she did, I noticed a tattoo on the back of her right hand. It sort of looked like the zodiac sign for Sagittarius, with the point of the arrow resting on the knuckle of her middle finger.
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“You’re into astrology?” I asked.
“Oh? Yeah, kinda.” Dominique said, “It’s more of a family thing. My sisters and I all got one.”
“Sounds interesting, how many sisters have you got?” I asked.
“Twelve. One for each sign,” Dominique said caually, before correcting herself. “We’re technically not all related, it’s just sorta a… I dunno, like a found family kind of deal, you know? None of us really have anybody else, so we mostly just call each other sisters since it’s basically what we are, and we call our Mother our Mother because… well… you get the idea, right?”
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“Found family?” I repeated, before stifling a laugh. “That actually sounds kinda wholesome.”
“Yeah, it is for the most part. We’ve been through a lot together. They mean the world to me,” Dominique said. “What about you? Got any family?”
“Eh, yes I don’t keep in touch with them,” I said. “My parents and I sorta stopped being on speaking terms after I came out of the closet… liking girls wasn’t part of ‘Gods Plan’ I guess.”
“Oh… I’m sorry to hear,” Dominique said softly. She reached over to put a hand over mine.
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“It’s fine! They made their choice! If they never talk to me again, it’s their loss, really!” I said although I couldn’t hide the flush in my cheeks. “So… um… your family, do they…”
“They’re all pretty supportive. And I’m not the only one who’s not exactly straight,” Dominique replied. “One of my sisters even got married a few years back… Vera. She’s the Gemini, funnily enough. Now her wife is also Gemini. I mean, if the shoe fits, right?”
“Really? Sounds like you’ve got a very interesting family,” I said.
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A waiter showed up and took our drink orders before she could reply to that. Dominique ordered herself a beer, I just got water. Alcohol never really agreed with me.
“So… do you do this kind of thing often?” I asked, when the waiter left.
“Dating? Yeah. I like meeting new people,” Dominique said. “You?”
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I laughed nervously.
“Not really… this is… um… this is my first time out in about a year, actually. I’ve never really been good at this sort of thing and I’ve never really done anything… you know… casual, before…”
“Well hey, good on you for getting out of your comfort zone, a little!” Dominique said.
“Thanks… I’ve got to ask… these kinds of dates… I’m not implying I’m expecting you to do anything but… you mentioned… I…”
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My words completely and utterly failed me at this point, and honestly, it was kinda impressive that I’d managed to last so long with her. But here was the inevitable moment where I went and royally fucked it all up. Good job, Dina!
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Dominique just smiled at me, though as if my flustered babbling didn’t put her off in the slightest. Her hand was on top of mine again.
“Hey… we don’t need to do anything you’re not comfortable with, okay? If you just wanna have dinner, then we’re just gonna have dinner. We’ll see where the night goes, alright?”
“A-alright…” I squeaked, still not entirely convinced that I hadn’t just blown it with her. Her hand was comfortably cool on top of mine, and she gently ran her thumb over my knuckles.
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I’d been half expecting her to be a little more… I don’t know… straightforward with what she wanted but she made me feel like she really cared about me! Like I really mattered to her! She made me feel so warm and soft and she made my heart race and I just wanted to kiss her and feel her arms around me and… oh God, I was so fucking red!
“Sorry, too much?” Dominique asked, lifting her hand away from mine.
“N-no! Just enough! Just fine! A-okay here!”
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Was I coming on too strong? Was I not coming on strong enough? How exactly did I let this woman know that I was very interested in kissing her without coming across as a fucking psychopath? She just chuckled, although the waiter brought us our drinks before she could put her hand back over mine.
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I may have drank my water a little too fast.
“So… you’re an accountant, right?” Dominique asked. “What’s that like?”
“Boring,” I said. “Really… really boring. I mean, I find it interesting. I’ve always sort of had a head for numbers and everything, but most people find it boring, I guess.”
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Case in point, the people at the next table were leaving. Oh God, I hoped I hadn’t just ruined their dining experience. The people at the table behind us were leaving too, and I caught Dominique eying them warily before her attention returned to me.
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“Well, maybe it’s not interesting to everyone but, we need people with a head for numbers in the world. My sister Claire’s always been like that. It’s part of why Mom has her running a lot of the family business. Me? I’m more personable. I do better in sales.”
“Is that why you’re in town?” I asked.
“Yeah, meeting up with a client. I probably shouldn’t get into the details, but it’s mostly just a distribution thing. I don’t really need the money, but I like to travel and I like to feel like I’m contributing, you know?”
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“If you don’t mind me asking, what’s your family business?” I asked.
“Jewelry, clothes, fashion items. Stuff like that. It’s more of a luxury brand, I guess but it pays the bills. I’ve been looking for other oppotunities, though. I figure it might be time for a change of pace. Do something a little more… altruistic, I guess? I mean, jewlery really isn’t the business you get into when you want to save the world.”
“I guess not. What did you have in mind?”
“I dunno. Something… helpful…” Her voice trailed off as she watched the customers at another table quietly get up and leave. The restaurant wasn’t empty yet. But there were only a small handful of people left, sitting alone at a few tables. All of them men, all of them well dressed.
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Something felt off about this… although I couldn’t exactly tell just what. It almost felt like the men in the restaurant were sitting there, watching us. Dominique looked around at them, before her attention shifted to a man coming out of the back of the restaurant. He appeared to be middle aged, with a full head of thick hair and a large moustache. He wore an expensive suit with a black vest underneath it, and a bolo tie. He sort of reminded me of a cowboy.
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I saw Dominique’s eyes narrow, but she didn’t say a word.
“That’s funny…” The man said coolly, “Alturism ain’t really common in your kind.”
He stopped by our table, before fixing me in a cold glare that made my skin crawl.
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“You’d best git, girl. Your date and I have some business.”
I looked back at Dominique, who looked more annoyed than intimidated.
“So can I not just have a night out… or is that against your religion, or something?” She asked.
“Your very existence is against my religion, vampire.” The Cowboy replied.
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Vampire?
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I looked over at Dominique. She looked like a lot of things, but a vampire wasn’t one of them! She sighed, and hardly seemed to notice as the other people in the restaurant who’d been watching us rose from their seats.
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“You know what, my sister Claire told me that this was going to happen… she fucking told me. And you know what I said? I said that you guys wouldn’t be stupid enough to try anything, especially after the other recent ass beatings you got from her and Eris. But here I am, eating my words… good grief…”
Dominique shook her head before looking at me and putting on a sheepish smile.
“I’m so sorry about this!” She said, “I really didn’t think that this was going to happen. You should probably just go.”
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From the corner of my eye, I saw one of the men surrounding us taking a gun out from his jacket, and felt my heart skip a beat.
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They were here to kill her.
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And for a moment the restaurant went silent.
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They were waiting for me to leave… and it would have been so easy to do it. So easy to run, and let these men… these vampire hunters kill Dominique. I mean, if she really was some kind of creature of the night, that was probably what was best, right?
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Right?
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“Well?” The Cowboy said impatiently, “Get a move on, dyke!” I noticed a gun in his belt too.
I felt my entire body tense up… but I couldn’t make myself move. I couldn’t leave her to her fate.
I wouldn’t.
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Whatever she was, in the short amount of time that I’d known her, she’d been nothing but sweet to me, nothing but kind and understanding and goddamnit even if she’d only done that to get me alone so she could feed on me… hell, I’d probably welcome it.
“N-no…” I said, “You leave her the heck alone!”
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I caught Dominique raising an eyebrow as I stood up, looking the Cowboy dead in the eye. He looked moderately surprised, before looking back toward his companions and scoffing.
“Welp… you heard her boys. Looks like we’ve got collateral.”
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I saw him go for the gun and felt my heart stop in my chest. It briefly dawned on me that I’d just tried to talk back to a man with a gun, and that this was about to go exactly as badly as expected.
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But before he could even get the gun out of his holster, I saw a flash of movement. Dominique lunged at the man with almost blinding speed, grabbing him by the arm and slamming him down into the table between us. The Cowboy hit it hard enough for the table to actually break and he landed at my feet, still alive, but probably no longer entirely sure exactly what day of the week it was anymore.
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I heard a few guns go off, but Dominique appeared between me and the shooters. I saw one of them collapse dead to the ground, his head burst open like a watermelon and I really should have been more horrified by that than I was.
“She’s a Di Cesare you idiot! Don’t shoot!” I heard someone else cry, although Dominique had moved to subdue the next man before they could do anything else.
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She moved quickly, grabbing a bowl of pad thai off one of the empty tables and smashing it against his head, before using a shard of that same bowl to open the throat of the next man. They struggled to try and stop her, but Dominique was too fast. The next closest man was grabbed by the shirt and pulled toward her. She sank her fangs into his throat and immediately dispelled any lingering doubts I’d had that she was actually a vampire. She was very clearly drinking that mans blood, and when she was done she kicked him into the last two of his friends who were still standing.
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“Somebody get the goddamn Malvian stake!” I heard one of them yell, and from the back, I saw two new men coming out, one of them holding something that looked like a stake made out of a pinkish ice. Dominique turned her head toward them, before grabbing one of the nearby chairs and hurling it at the men. Then, her mouth still covered in blood, she ran for me, grabbed my hand and pulled me toward the door.
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I really wasn’t in any state of mind to fight her, considering the fact that I’d just found out that vampires were real, and watched one kick the shit out of an entire resturant in the span of about three minutes. As Dominique pulled me down the street, toward a sporty red Dodge Challenger, I barely even had time to adjust my glasses before she’d unlocked the doors and was getting inside.
“C’mon, they’re gonna be following us,” She said.
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I blinked in mild disbelief at the absolutely madness that had just seemed to happen around me before realizing that my legs were already carrying me into the passenger seat of Dominique’s car. The engine roared to life, as she tore out onto the street, while Guns and Roses screamed out over the speakers.
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Five minutes ago, this had not been the direction I’d figured that this date would go in.
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It’s amazing what can happen in five minutes.
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I looked out through the rear view window to see the men that Dominique hadn’t just killed shuffling out of the resturant, onto the street. The Cowboy was among them, and I saw him staring at our car as we sped away.
“Sorry about this,” Dominique said. “I really, really didn’t think these jokers would actually have the balls to take a run at me.”
“Who the heck even are those people?” I asked.
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“Oh, just some assholes. Long story short… they think they’re the Knights Templar and really hate anything that’s not human,” Dominique said. “They’re not a big fan of a lot of humans either… and my family may or may not have a four hundred year long blood fued with them.”
“Oh…” I said, “Is that all? The rest of your family, you’re all… you’re all…”
“Vampires? Yeah. Sorry… it’s not really the sort of thing you bring up on a first date,” Dominique said, sounding a little embarrassed. “Technically, my sisters and I are a cut above your average vampire. We were actually witches first. The vampirism came later. It’s sorta a whole thing… I can tell you about it later, if you want.”
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“A vampire witch…” I said, trying to wrap my head around exactly what the hell that was. I couldn’t so I gave up and tried to focus on another one of the millions of questions racing through my mind.
“Were you going to eat me?”
“What?” Dominique asked, “No! I mean… okay, to be fair I probably would have asked after I told you I was a vampire. But just so we’re clear, no. I don’t really feed on the girls I date unless they tell me I can. It’s sort of an ethics thing, you know?”
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“So where do you normally get your blood?” I asked, a little bit suspicious of that answer (and for good reason.)
“I mean, lots of different ways. There’s a lot of us out there, you know? Thousands at least. Maybe even millions. We’ve got infrastructure. It reduces the need to hunt. Gives us access to either living donors, or blood from a source that’s reasonably fresh. I guess most of us do still hunt for fun, and so long as we don’t leave bodies we don’t really get in any trouble for it. But I generally prefer something a little more personal.”
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She looked over at me and took note of the look of utter confusion on my face.
“I’m probably not explaining this all that well, am I?” She asked.
“I have no idea,” I replied honestly, “So… you’re not going to kill me, then?”
“No Dina, I’m not going to kill you… hell, I’m actually kinda impressed! That was pretty ballsy of you, standing your ground back there!”
I had no answer for her as to why I’d done that, and I may have just caught myself mindlessly blushing again.
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From the corner of my eye, I noticed a pair of SUV’s coming up behind us in the side view mirror and looked back at them. They weaved violently through traffic, trying desperately to catch up to us and though I couldn’t see through the tinted windows, I knew who was behind the wheel.
“Jeez… they’re really determined today…” Dominique said under her breath.
“Why exactly do these people hate you again?” I asked.
“About four hundred years ago they tried to kill my sisters and me for being witches, and we kinda responded by becoming vampires… then after they killed one of us, we may have killed a bunch of them in turn, and they never really got over it,” She said. “Like I said, it’s a whole thing.”
“Yeah… clearly…”
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“I’m kinda impressed that they’re still trying. My sisters and I went out of our way to be hard to kill,” Dominique said. “We kinda cursed ourselves, so that anytime someone wounds us, they get hurt instead. Attribution on the spell can be a little sketchy at times, but it works for the most part. Although that stake they had looked like it’d cut right through the spell… guess they’ve gotten smarter.”
The SUV’s were catching up and Dominique watched them closely as they drew closer.
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“So, they can’t kill you without that stake, right?” I asked, hoping that meant that we weren’t actually in any danger.
Dominique’s brow remained furrowed.
“I mean it would help… dunno if the spell would help me survive a car wreck, though.”
Her tone implied that she was starting to have second thoughts about the whole ‘getting into a car and driving away from them’ plan.
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“I don’t suppose you know any witchy things that will get rid of them?” I asked.
“I just might…” She replied, “Here, take the wheel for a moment.”
“W-what?”
She didn’t wait for me to take the wheel, she just let it go and forced me to grab it. I watched as Dominique bit down hard on her finger, drawing blood before reaching up toward the windshield to start drawing some sort of sigil on the glass in her own blood.
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I kept my eyes on the road, trying to keep us from hitting any of the cars we passed, so I didn’t get a particularly good look at the sigil.
“What’s that supposed to do?” I asked although Dominique didn’t respond to me.
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The streetlights that we passed started to flicker violently. I watched as Dominique pressed her hand into the center of the sigil, before closing her eyes and taking a deep breath. The streetlights around us dimmed, then grew brighter, almost to the point where they were blinding.
“Bruciare,” I heard her say under her breath.
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The lights grew even brighter, before one by one they started to burst. The explosions from them were blinding, as sparks showered down on the road around us. I heard something that sounded a little bit like a deafening thunderclap, but I couldn’t see a thing! I felt Dominique grabbing the steering wheel from me as we veered into another lane. I looked back to see what was left of one of the SUV’s sailing through a shower of sparks, its cabin looked as if it had exploded, with little left of it but twisted metal and angry flames.
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Dominique smirked as she saw the totaled SUV, before focusing on the road again.
"Electrical rune. Hell of a shock, right?" Dominique said.
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Oh, so the magical vampire just deep-fried the religious Knights chasing us with lightning. That was all. I mean, I might have thought it was a little too much but clearly all logic had gone out the window now and insanity had taken hold. I briefly wondered if perhaps I was actually just hallucinating all of this and drooling on the table back at the Thai restaurant while the real Dominique called for a doctor. Or maybe I'd just embarrassed myself so badly that I'd gone completely mad and this was all simply my delusion with which to escape from reality. Who could say, really?
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I saw the second SUV weaving through traffic behind us. I guess watching their friend explode hadn't dissuaded the driver at all, since they were still coming right for us. Dominique's eyes were on the road. I didn't know if she'd noticed them or not. The SUV sped closer to us before suddenly slamming into our side and the entire car lurched violently as Dominique tried to right it.
"Asshole!" She spat. "Dina, the wheel!"
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This time I was ready. I grabbed the wheel as Dominique prepared another rune. The SUV was coming to ram us again. They dipped into oncoming traffic to build some distance between us, before suddenly veering closer to try and ram us again.
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I jerked the wheel to the side, slamming Dominique's car into the SUV before it could hit us and keeping them on the wrong side of the road. Even through the tinted windows, I could see the driver glaring at me... and it wasn't until the last second that he saw the oncoming truck I'd seen about a minute ago. I actually heard him screaming from inside his car the instant before the truck hit him.
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I wasn't really sure how to feel about that and decided that I'd probably need to process the complex emotions that come with having just killed a man later.
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Dominique was looking at me with a look of utter bewilderment. She looked back at the truck, then back to me.
"You said to take the wheel!" I said!
"Yes... Yes. I did." She replied, before taking the wheel back from me. She took a hard turn onto a new, slightly less busy road. Around us, I could see some quiet warehouses, telling me we'd ended up in the more industrial part of town.
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For a moment, everything was quiet, and we sat there in silence, my heart still racing from experiencing my first ever car chase.
"So… I'm guessing you just want me to drop you off somewhere, huh?" Dominique asked.
"Actually…I could still really go for something to eat," I said quietly just embracing the madness. I was hungry. I had not eaten yet. Might as well fix that!
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"Wait, really?" Dominique asked. "Well… shit, what's around then?"
"I'm really not picky," I said. "What do vampires eat?"
"Whatever we want. The blood is more of a nutritional thing. We only really need it every few days or so We still need to eat otherwise."
"Really?" I asked, "So what happens if you don't drink blood?"
"You basically just waste away," She said, "And usually you go a little bit crazy… it's never happened to me, but I've heard things. It's not pretty."
"Jesus… yeah, that does sound pretty awful," I said. "Wait, was Jesus real?"
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Dominique shrugged.
"I dunno. I'm only about 400 years old, give or take. Christianity was a thing long before I was born."
"Right… sorry," I said.
"It's alright! I can tell you a lot about the history of Venice and Brazil though!"
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I was about to take her up on that when I noticed a new set of headlights behind us.
"Oh hell… are there more of them?" I asked, almost exasperated at this point.
"Seriously, how many people do they have?" Dominique asked, "This is getting stupid!”
“How do you deal with this on a daily basis?” I asked.
“Funnily enough we don’t, they usually leave us alone. I heard that somebody’s jonesing for a promotion though and figured they’d take another crack at us… guess they forgot how badly all of their previous attempts went.”
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The final SUV sped closer to us, and Dominique pumped the brakes, letting him shoot past us. She jerked the wheel hard, pulling into the parking lot of some nearby warehouse, and I saw the SUV desperately trying to make a U turn. I clamped onto the passenger side grab handle (I didn’t actually know what they were called before I sat down to write this. I’ve always called them the ‘Oh Jesus Handle’) as Dominique did a donut, spinning her damaged car to face the entrance to the parking lot she’d just entered. She watched intently as the SUV followed her in, before revving her engine like a complete and total psychopath and rocketing toward the SUV.
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Normally I would have voiced some concern over her absolutely reckless driving skills, but at this point all I could really say was something that sounded a little like: “OHMYGAWHA ARE OH GAAAAAHHH!”
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The SUV jerked to the side, trying to avoid being hit by Dominique, who turned her wheel suddenly, doing a wide donut around the SUV. Her tires squealed against the asphalt as the SUV tried to avoid her, heading toward the factory before making another hard U Turn to try and face us again. I could see some muzzle flashes through the SUV’s window and heard the sound of bullets striking the body of the car. One of them must have hit a tire, since Dominique seemed to suddenly lose control and the overpowering smell of burning rubber filled my nostrils. The car spun, and Dominique gripped the wheel tightly, trying to control it. She looked up at the SUV, which was coming around to ram us.
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Her eyes narrowed.
“Out,” She said.
“But what about-”
“Out!”
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Before I could say a word of protest, she’d hit the brakes, stopping her spin.
“Go!”
The SUV was speeding toward us. I didn’t want to leave her, but every self-preservation instinct I had was telling me to move! I looked Dominique in the eye. She had a stern, somewhat determined expression. I trusted that she knew what she was doing.
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I mean, I don’t think I really had a choice but to trust that she knew what she was doing… I got out of the car, running as fast as my legs would let me as Dominique sped away.
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The SUV followed her, veering to pursue her as her battered car tried to circle around the SUV again. The destroyed front tire of her car smoked and screamed against the asphalt as she made a hard turn, letting her car fishtail. The rear end of it slammed into the front of the SUV, sending it slightly off course, toward the warehouse.
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Dominique hit the gas again, driving up alongside the SUV and slamming her car against theirs, trying to force them toward the wall. The SUV tried to turn, but couldn’t do so fast enough.
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Both cars hit the wall and crumpled.
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I felt my breath catch in my throat.
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For a few moments, everything went silent. I stared at the cars, waiting for some kind of movement… and when the door of the SUV opened, I felt my heart sink.
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I watched as the Cowboy dragged himself out of the drivers seat, before his legs gave out from under him. He collapsed onto the pavement, breathing heavily before trying to pick himself up. His hat tumbled off of his head, and he paused to grab it, before gripping the side of his totaled SUV to try and stand again. I saw his eyes shift toward me, although he didn’t say a word. We stood there for a moment, staring at each other from across the parking lot before he reached back into his car and took out the stake I’d seen earlier. The one that Dominique said could probably kill her.
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He looked back at me, before limping around the back of his SUV, heading for Dominique’s car.
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I was running for him before I even knew what I was doing. I grabbed at his jacket, trying to hold him back, stop him from getting closer to her. He growled in frustration before slapping me hard across the cheek and sending me crashing to the ground.
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“Enough!” He snarled, “Enough…”
He glared down at me, and for a moment I thought he was going to use that stake on me.
But he didn’t.
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“I don’t know what the hell you think you’re trying to protect, girl… but that thing in there… that isn’t a goddamn person. It’s a fucking plague. I dunno why you motherfuckers try and defend these things. They ain’t human! They ain’t people! Not anymore. Killing it… it’s God’s work, girl. And you don’t stand in the way of God’s work. You understand that? He always wins, girl. God. Wins.”
“Fuck God…” I rasped, trying to pick myself up again. “A-and fuck you, Mister!”
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The Cowboy just laughed breathlessly.
“Ah hell… welp, shoulda known better than trying to reason with stupid, I guess.” He said, before taking a step toward me. I stumbled back, as his gaze fixated on me with a single minded, murderous dedication.
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Dominique’s engine roared to life. The Cowboy froze, looking back at it with wide, terrified eyes. I took the opportunity to run, getting out of the way before Dominique’s car jerked backward, slamming into the Cowboy and sending him back to the ground with a cry of pain. Dominique’s car door flew open, and I watched as she stumbled out. Blood trickled from the corner of her mouth and she had a few minor cuts on her face from where her windshield had shattered. Her hair was a mess.
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But she was alive.
“Leave the girl alone… jackass…” She spat, as her car door came off entirely.
The Cowboy brandished the stake he had at her, holding it between them as if it was going to shoot out some kind of death beam that would instantly kill her. Although he didn’t seem to have the strength to actually use it. Dominique stared down at him, before looking back at her fallen car door and grabbing it, dragging it toward him.
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The Cowboy watched as she came, and I saw a grim resignation settle over his face.
“There’s gonna be more of us, Di Cesare…” He hissed, “So long as your motherfuckin’ family is still alive, we will never stop coming for you. You hear me? God wins, vampire! God… wins…”
“Yeah, you guys have done great so far. This is the closest you’ve come in what, over 200 years? Nice work. I’m sure God’s gonna be real proud of you,” Dominique huffed as she approached. She gingerly kicked the stake out of the Cowboy’s hand. He meekly tried to reach for it, although I grabbed it off the ground, keeping it away from him as Dominique stood over him with the car door.
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He looked up at her, trying to remain composed but I could still clearly see the terror in his eyes.
“Hail Satan, asshole,” Dominique replied, before lifting the car door and bringing it down hard on his head. I didn’t watch as she killed him. But I heard his skull cracking and from the corner of my eye, I saw his body twitch before going limp.
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Dominique tossed the broken piece of the car door aside, before looking down at the body, and giving an exhausted sigh. She looked back at her totaled car, frowning and taking a moment to quietly mourn it before leaning against it and letting out an exhausted groan.
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After a moment, I stepped over the body of the man she’d just killed and stood beside her.
“So… wanna go back to my place?” I asked, looking up at her.
Dominique looked back over at me, and for a moment we just sort of stared at each other.
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***
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About thirty minutes later, I was back at my apartment, on my back with Dominique on top of me, having the most intense orgasm of my life. My fingernails dug into her back as she kissed me over and over again. I could still taste my own blood on her lips but I didn’t care. I could see stars and there wasn’t a single coherent thought in my mind.
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I vaguely remember screaming her name as she sank her teeth into me again, and oh God, why did nobody tell me that getting bit by a vampire felt so fucking good?
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I felt a little dizzy, but in a good way as Dominique kissed the small bite mark she’d left on my neck. My entire body trembled as she lifted her hand from between my legs, smiling knowingly as she kissed me one more time. I held her close, losing myself completely in this moment, and savoring the sensation of her arms wrapping around me. It was exactly as nice as I’d hoped it would be, and as we basked in the afterglow of what had easily just been the best sex of my life, I felt content.
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Dominique kissed me on the head, before checking on the bite mark again.
“Still doing okay?” She whispered to me.
“Y-yuh…” Was the only response that I was really able to get out.
“Good.”
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She kissed me again before playing with my hair and fixing my glasses, chuckling softly as she did. I curled up beside her. Her body was cool to the touch, but she pulled the blanket over us so we’d be warm. I closed my eyes, feeling sleep calling me and quietly wished that Dominique would be staying in town for a little bit longer.
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Oh well.
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I had every intention of making the most of our time together.
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***
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It’s been about a week after Dominique left, and since then I’ve found myself back on Butterfly. I didn’t think I’d have much success there… especially after what happened with Dominique, but strangely it’s been going pretty good, lately. It’s hard to say what’s changed about me, but I’m finding that I’m having an easier time talking to people lately.
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I guess once you’ve survived a car chase with a bunch of religious fanatics, talking to strangers online doesn’t seem as scary anymore.
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I’ve even got another date lined up for tonight! Her name is Piper, and while I don’t think it’s going to be as crazy as my first date with Dominique was, I’ve still got a good feeling about it. For the first time in a while, I feel like things are going to work out for me.

Willing to bundle for the items I want.
GT: MADDL007
——Weapons for trade——
AA/50crit/25 Plasma Rifle
B/50crit/15crit Thirst Zapper
B/E/Break The Dragon 3% Explosive 419 Range (Legacy) {mule} [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/50crit/15crit The Fixer
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/15crit Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Handmade [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
B/E/1A Handmade {mule}
B/50crit/25 Radium Rifle
B/50crit/25 Railway Rifle {mule}
B/50crit/FR Railway Rifle
B/E 50 Cal Machine Gun (2 Star) {mule}
B/50crit/Break Gatling Plasma {mule}
B/50crit/25 Harpoon Gun
B/E Light Machine Gun (2 star) {mule}
B/FSS/Break Chainsaw
B/FSS/1S Death Tambo {mule}
MUT/E/25 Handmade
Q/E/DRWA The Fixer
Q/AP/25 Handmade
Q/E Handmade (2 star)
Q/E/Stealth Handmade
Q/50crit/FMSWA Railway Rifle {mule}
Q/E Railway Rifle (2 Star)
Q/FFR Tesla Rifle (2 Star)
Q/50crit/25 Flamer {mule}
Q/E/1P Gatling Gun {mule}
TS/50vhc Alien Blaster (2 Star)
TS/AP/Stealth Alien Blaster {mule}
TS/LD/Break Alien Blaster
TS/E Handmade (2 star)
V/FFFR Alien Blaster
V/FF25 Gatling Laser
V/E Light Machine Gun (2 star)
V/BASH/FMSWA Minigun {mule}
V/25DAM/1S Chainsaw {mule}
V/40PA/Block Chainsaw
V/AP/RW Chainsaw
Enclave Plasma Rifle #1 w/ Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #2 w/ Stabilized Splitter, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #3 w/ Aligned Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Standard Sights
Enclave Plasma Rifle #4 w/ True Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight x2
Enclave Plasma Rifle #5 w/ Stabilized Flamer Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight
Enclave Plasma Rifle #6 w/ True Automatic Barrel, Stabilized Stock, Reflex Sight {mule}
Fancy Pump Shotgun AA/LD/DRWA
Fancy Revolvers: Assassin, Berserker, Executioner, Mutant x2, Troubleshooter x3
Tesla (no scope) Level 50 {mule}
Dross, Pearly Peepers, Red Fireworks Mine, Troglocide
——Plans & Recipes for trade——
Plan: Assault Rifle {mule}
Plan: Backpack Armor Plated Mod {mule}
Plan: Backpack High Capacity Mod {mule}
Plan: Backpack Insulated Mod
Plan: Backpack Refrigerated Mod
Plan: Barbed Walking Cane {mule}
Plan: Bear Arm
Plan: Bear Arm Heavy Mod
Plan: Camo Backpack
Plan: Deathclaw Gauntlet {mule}
Plan: Hatchet Electro Fusion {mule}
Plan: Large Ultracite Shard {mule}
Plan: Nuka-World Cowboy Duster {mule}
Plan: Pitchfork Flamer {mule}
Plan: Poker Set {mule}
Plan: Protective Lining Raider Underarmor
Plan: Radioactive Barrel
Plan: Sheriff’s Hat
Plan: Shielded Lining Marine Underarmor {mule}
Plan: Spiked Walking Cane {mule}
Plan: Tomb Stones
Plan: TV Aquarium {mule}
Plan: Vintage Water Cooler
Plan: Wild West Show Entrance Sign
Recipe: Cutting Fluid {mule}
Recipe: Formula P {mule}
Recipe: Fried Scorpion On A Stick {mule}
Recipe: Healing Salve (Mire) {mule}
Recipe: Nuka Cola Dark {mule}
Recipe: Stimpak Diffuser {mule}
——Armor & Other items for trade——
UNY/1L/WWR Metal Chest Piece 51DR 11ER {mule}
UNY/1L/WWR Urban Scout Armor Chest Piece {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/1P/WWR Urban Scout Armor Right Arm {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/1S/WWR Leather Left Leg 21DR 51ER {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Combat Armor Right Leg 27DR 37ER {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Forest Scout Armor Right Leg [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
UNY/AP/WWR Urban Scout Armor Right Leg [high end apparel bundle or armor from my want list only please]
UNY/HungeWWR Urban Scour Armor Left Arm {mule} [armor from my want list only please]
W/AP/WWR Raider Left Leg 17DR 8ER
Ultracite Jet Pack Helmet Level 50 {mule}
50K+ Ultracite 5.56 Ammo
All 8 Holotape Mini Games
All Non-Rare apparel available - just ask
Misc Items: ask me for my list
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——Items I want——
B/50crit/25 Fixer or Handmade
Q/E/25 Fixer or Handmade or Railway
TS/50crit/15crit Alien Blaster
TS/50crit/25 Alien Blaster
V/40PA/40PA Chainsaw (Will consider other third star: prefer Break, 90rw, or any of the +1)
Baseball bats level 45 - indigo, pink, yellow
Enclave Plasma Gun Aligned Flamer Barrel Mod (one or multiple)
UNY/AP/WWR Forest Scout Armor Chest Piece, Left Arm
UNY/AP/WWR Urban Scout Armor Left Leg and Right Arm
Plan: Meat Tenderizer
Plan: Ultracite Calibrated Shocks
Asylum Worker Uniform Forest
Asylum Worker Uniform Red
Asylum Worker Uniform Yellow
Blue Ridge Caravan Gas Mask (will pay caps)
Blue Ridge Caravan Uniform (will pay caps)
BOS Jumpsuit
Fasnacht Brahmin Mask
Fasnacht Buffoon Mask
Fasnacht Crazy Guy Mask
Fasnacht Deathclaw Mask
Fasnacht Demon Mask
Fasnacht Fiend Mask
Fasnacht Hag Mask
Fasnacht Loon Mask
Fasnacht Raven Mask
Fasnacht Winter Man Mask
Forest Camo Jumpsuit
Forest Scout Armor Mask
Leather Coat
Prototype Hazmat Suit Level 50
Radicals Face Mask
Responder Fireman Helmet
Responder Fireman Uniform
Tattered Field Jacket
Traveling Leather Coat
Urban Scout Armor Mask
White Powder Jumpsuit
I’m really only after the items listed above, make me an offer. No caps, flux, or junk offers please.