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Jason Voorhees attacks 4 people in a forest

2023.03.30 20:14 DTheMango Jason Voorhees attacks 4 people in a forest

Dream of January 24, 2023
A 14-year-old Jason Voorhees was looking for people to kill in his forest. Jason wore an all-black suit along with a mask of a grey-skinned man with no eyes or teeth. A group of people began to live on vacation in two houses in his forest, the group consisted of a white man, a white woman, a black man, and a black woman. The place had a house and garage that were detached from each other. Jason kills the first person, the white man who was in the garage and no one finds out. He then attacks the white girl but she manages to escape and survive. They were at the house and Jason calls the white girl on the phone to show her by video call how he disfigured her friend (The white guy) so much that his head looked like disgusting brown sugar maple baked beans. The white girl cried. They realized that the place had a window, a door, and another entrance. The 3 survivors armed themselves with the few things they had and prepared for Jason to come through the door, but he opened the third entrance and the door before breaking the window and starting to attack the white woman. The survivors ran to their cars and escaped from Jason but the white girl suffered many cuts.
Notes: Weirdly enough, I never watched a movie from Jason Vorhees, I just watched videos that summarized the stories of his movies.
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2023.03.30 20:11 OnceEmulated 2023 Kia Forte Steering Wheel Media Controls

When running Apple Car Play on my Kia Forte, 99% of the time using the toggle on the steering wheel skips to either the start of the song, or the previous song (up) or to the next song (down). However, every now and then when I press down to skip to the next song, it switches media source instead and toggles over to FM radio.
Has anyone else experienced this? Am I using the controls incorrectly?!
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2023.03.30 20:05 DTG_Bot This Week at Bungie - 03/30/2023

Source: https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/destiny-2-twab-3-30-23
This week at Bungie, we’re still recovering from the emotional roller coaster that was last week’s story mission and this week’s remembrance centering around Amanda Holliday. While we’re still making our best attempt at pretending we aren't sobbing messes over our favorite mechanic, we did want to share our preview of the mid-Season weapons update, a fun behind-the-scenes look at development animation horrors, and an update on what our Player Support team is working hard on.
Here’s what we’re going to be digging into this week:
  • A preview of our mid-Season update from the team.
  • Answering a question about one particular weapon players are searching for.
  • A behind-the-scenes look at placeholder animations regarding that gun.
  • Update from our Player Support team on known issues and coming updates.
  • The community’s favorite #AOTW and #MOTW picks of the week.
In case you missed last week’s blog, here’s a helpful TLDR:
  • We said farewell to the man behind our beloved Commander, Lance Reddick.
  • Shared a quick wrap-up of a recent Crucible blog post.
  • Shared some changes to the Root of Nightmares raid.
    • A bonus heads up that Master and Challenge Mode begins this week.
You can check out last week’s update here to learn more!
Before we move on to the actual TWAB, we wanted to pay tribute to the incredible Amanda Holliday. Last week, we all said goodbye to a character that proudly walked the Guardian path in every way but her title. Holliday gave her life during Season of Defiance, and she did so in the most Amanda way possible: like a compassionate Badass with a capital ‘B.’ No matter her trials, her heart never shied away from caring about those around her, even when her mind begged her to be more reserved. We saw it with her friendship with Crow, and against all odds, we saw it in the small ways she showed our Vanguard that she was there to support them. We also saw it each time we spoke with her, even if we just needed a little ship tune-up.
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On a more personal note, I worked on aircraft when I was active duty military, so I always looked up to Amanda as a character and felt a special bond with her. I could see myself in her. I wanted to be her. She was a Light and had a strength I don’t even think she knew about. It has always been inspiring, and her journey will continue to inspire long after her sacrifice.
Amanda Holliday gave up her life to help those around her, for those who needed protection. Needed safety. She sacrificed herself for a cause she believed in, and it’s our job as Guardians to make her proud.

Time For a Difficult(y) Conversation

We've been keeping an eye on community feedback on overall difficulty since Lightfall's launch, and we have some changes in today's update and future updates that retune certain experiences. In today’s update, we’ve reduced Legend and Master enemy HP scalars for non-boss units, which we felt were a little higher than we liked:
  • Reduced the enemy HP scalar in all non-raid/dungeon Legend and Master activities by 10%.
  • Reduced the co-op enemy HP scalar in Legendary Avalon by 33% in a full fireteam.
We've also made some additional reductions to Commendations requirements so players can reach their milestones at a more enjoyable pace:
  • Reduced Hawthorne's weekly challenge Commendations target from 20 to 5.
  • Removed Guardian Rank objectives that require players to give Commendations from Ranks 7, 8, and 9.
  • Further reduced Commendation score requirements for Guardian Ranks 7-9:
    • Rank 7: 100 (was 460)
    • Rank 8: 250 (was 790)
    • Rank 9: 500 (was 1,290) ##Mid-Season Preview, Weapons Edition
Hello everyone, and welcome to another mid-Season weapons balance pass preview! Senior Design Lead Chris Proctor here. This is not going to be a huge one, but we feel that the changes we do have are impactful to the sandboxes in both PvP and PvE. Also, as a note in case you missed it, in last week's patch, we corrected an issue with Target Lock that was making it significantly more forgiving to use than intended, which originally would have been included in this patch, but we felt the change warranted being pulled forward.

PvE Primary Weapon Balance

We wanted to see how the PvE sandbox shook out after the release of Lightfall, not necessarily to see if primary weapons needed a buff, but more to see how much we should buff them. We've done quite a bit of testing on these numbers, in content ranging from Heroic Nightfalls to Legendary campaigns, all the way up to Grandmasters and we think that the changes are impactful without invalidating the difficulty of the appropriate levels.
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In Heroic and Legendary content, you should be more likely to one-shot red-bar enemies depending on your weapon type, and even in GMs, we have shaved how many shots it takes and time it takes to kill for the below weapons against red and orange bar enemies. We want to add that we do not believe we are done with tuning weapon damage in PvE, this is merely a starting point, and we will revisit it in the coming Seasons to make sure everything has a place in the sandbox.
  • Increased the damage of the following weapon types against red and orange bar enemies in PvE:
    • Auto Rifles face steep competition from Submachine Guns (SMGs) within parts of their range, and having a longer possible engagement distance wasn't doing enough to offset it. We don't want Auto Rifles to defeat combatants faster than SMGs, as that would flip the script and invalidate the lower range options instead, but we did feel like we could close the gap substantially.
      • Auto Rifles - 25%
    • Pulse Rifles and Hand Cannons have been considered weaker in harder PvE content for some time, so we wanted to make sure the buff we gave them was substantial, while at the same time keeping them below the lower ranged options in terms of pure lethality. Pulse Rifles have struggled, being less effective than Scout Rifles despite, for the most part, having a less effective range. We also put Sidearms into this group because they similarly lagged in damage output compared to the longer ranged SMGs. At these values, Pulse Rifles should be in a more reasonable spot, Hand Cannons should feel like they pack more of a punch, and Sidearms should fall much better into the "high risk, high reward" category.
      • Pulse Rifles, Hand Cannons, and Sidearms - 20%
    • Scout Rifles - We need to be careful tuning Scout Rifles up too much, because they offer the benefits of very safe engagement ranges paired with unlimited ammo, so making them too strong instantly turns most endgame PvE content into "sit as far away as possible and plink," which we want to avoid. That being said, after the changes to the other weapons, they felt like they were trailing just a little too far behind, so we have moved them up as well.
      • Scout Rifles - 10%
  • SMGs and Bows - We tuned the rest of the primary weapons using these two archetypes as benchmarks, but as mentioned above, we will continue to keep an eye on the primary weapon balance in PvE and may revisit their tuning as needed.
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Weapon Archetypes

  • Submachine Guns
    • Aggressive Frame SMGs have been very strong in the PvP meta for the last couple of months, with a handful of outliers taking most of the credit. The IKELOS SMG was something of a mystery to us, as we continually felt, and got reports, that the gun seemed to have much better stability than its stats would indicate it should, compared to other SMGs. Originally, the IKELOS SMG was built back in the Warmind era when we had fewer guidelines on how to keep weapons balanced, and upon doing a deeper investigation we found that some custom tuning had been added to the weapon's scope to give it a recoil reduction effect. For comparison, the recoil reduction tuning was like having an effect nearly equivalent to Zen Moment at max strength, and always active. We have removed that custom tuning, and the recoil should now feel in-line with other SMGs.
      • IKELOS SMG:
        • Removed some tuning in the custom scope causing these weapons to have significantly less recoil than intended. The recoil is now in line with other Aggressive Frame SMGs.
      • We are aware that this change in isolation, while noticeable, is unlikely to put much of a dent in Aggressive Frame SMGs current dominance, so we have a larger change to reduce the damage of the Aggressives sub-family that will release alongside Season 21. The change will be targeted at shifting the resiliency threshold where the gun can achieve its optimal 0.67s Time to Kill (TTK) down to a lower value, to force a more reasonable 0.77s TTK against most players, while also decreasing their forgiveness of missed crits.
  • Fusion Rifle
    • When we last touched Fusion Rifles, Shotguns had seen a big drop in effectiveness, and we were concerned that Rapid-Fire Frame Fusions would rise up to take their place. As such, we preemptively nerfed Rapid-Fires pretty hard. In today's sandbox, this is less of a concern due to the renewed strength of Shotguns following the airborne effectiveness and pellet spread changes, so we have walked back some of the damage nerf we made to Rapid-Fires. This change will push them back to defeating all resilience levels in 7 bolts and give them a decent bump to ease of use.
      • Increased burst damage by 15 (damage per burst goes from 245 to 260, damage per bolt goes from 27.2 to 28.9).
      • Damage in PvE is unchanged.
  • Trace Rifle
    • Trace Rifles are in a bit of a precarious spot in the Crucible. In the right hands, they can kill very quickly from long ranges, even outside of their optimal time to kill (TTK). On the other hand, they can be difficult to use, and they often feel heavily ammo limited if you are not hitting the optimal TTK. We did a lot of experimenting with them for this change, including multiple combinations of damage and crit ratios, and settled on the values below as the highest we could push their damage output before they became frustrating to deal with in Crucible. Interestingly, with damage any higher than this the feeling was that they had a surplus of ammo, especially in 6v6 modes, and could often net 2 kills per Special brick picked up, which was concerning. Once we moved their damage values, they still felt like they needed a little bit more, and we wanted to lean harder into making them feel good to use, so we increased the effect that stability has on reducing flinch at the high end of the stat. We will monitor this change when it goes live and may revisit the ammo situation in a future update if their effectiveness remains low.
      • Increased base damage by 4% (base damage goes from 12 to 12.5).
      • Reduced precision hit multiplier from 1.4x to 1.35x (crit damage goes from 16.8 to 16.9).
      • Increased the effectiveness of stability at reducing flinch by 10% at 100 stat (scales down at lower values).
  • Sniper Rifle
    • Rapid-Fire Frame Sniper Rifles have long struggled to find a place in both the PvP and PvE meta. In PvP, their inability to kill with two body shots puts them on uneven footing with other Snipers, and in PvE their fast RPM but standard inventory sizes mean you constantly feel low on ammo. To address these concerns and differentiate them from other Sniper sub-families, we have reduced their recoil by 50%. This means hitting crits on a boss or Champion in PvE is much easier, and taking rapid follow-up shots in PvP is too. We have also increased their inventory stat by 30%, which should give them a lot more rounds to play with in PvE content.
      • Reduced recoil by 50%.
      • Increased total ammunition (magazine + reserves) by 30%.
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Exotic Weapons

  • Final Warning - Final Warning being able to track targets through barricades, while funny in some cases, felt pretty unfair to play against and was not an intended mechanic of the weapon.
    • Can no longer mark targets through Titan Barricades.
  • Tarrabah - This weapon is something we have been keeping an eye on for a while, and with the spotlight being shown on Aggressive Frame SMGs, it felt like Tarrabah has had its time in the sun. When the weapon was introduced, there was substantially less survivability in PvP, and the intention was that it would take nearly two full engagements to get Ravenous Beast active, which made it one of the costliest perk activators we had in game and justified the extreme power it offered. As the sandbox has progressed, however, survivability has increased, and it has become possible for Ravenous Beast to be very close to activating after a single engagement. This has meant that savvy players could purposefully bait or take a small amount of damage (like standing in a grenade's effect) to top off the perk, and then have it active for the second engagement. The increased ease of access has made Ravenous Beast an outlier in today's Crucible, and we were left with the options of reducing the potency of the perk itself or trying to make its activation more difficult, and we decided to work with the latter. This reduction in energy granted from taking damage puts the onus back on the user to deal damage and shifts the balance of the perk back towards a difficult activator that justifies its reward of a potent effect. In addition, we are continuing our mission to address zoom outliers, and this felt like a good time to reduce the zoom of Tarrabah back down to something more in line with the rest of the SMG archetype.
    • Reduced the amount of Ravenous Beast energy generated when taking damage from 3% to 1%.
    • Reduced zoom from 16 to 15.
  • Revision Zero - Fourth Times the Charm (FTTC) working when Revision Zero went into Hunter's Trace is a fun and intended interaction, but it caused some unfortunate issues. Activating it too early while the perk was up caused the weapon to overflow its limited mag size and return to the normal Pulse Rifle mode. We have made a fix so that FTTC can continue to work while Hunter's Trace is active, but it will not be able to grant ammo until all shots have been expended. This means you can still enjoy the 2 free shots provided by the perk as long as you hit all 4 Hunter's Trace rounds without worrying about being kicked out of the mode. In addition, we have buffed the damage of the Hunter's Trace rounds by 25% in PvE, and we have buffed the Häkke Heavy Burst rounds by 75% in PvE. This will now make it more of a tradeoff when choosing between the origin perks, either dealing more damage in the primary mode but charging Hunter's Trace more slowly or dealing less damage but charging the bonus shots more quickly.
    • Fourth Times the Charm will now be reset when entering Hunter's Trace.
      • This will prevent the issue of firing a single shot while in Hunter's Trace and being forcibly returned to Pulse Rifle mode when FTTC activates.
    • Increased PvE damage of the Hunter's Trace rounds by 25%.
    • Increased PvE damage of the Häkke Heavy Burst rounds by 75%.Video Link ####At Season 21 Launch
  • A sweeping rework of weapon hip fire reticles to better display useful information to players (accuracy, aim assist, charge state, Exotic perk state, etc.).
  • The Aggressive Frame SMG nerf.
  • A 10% PvE buff to Sniper Rifle damage.
  • Buffs/adjustments to more than a dozen Exotic weapons, including Graviton Lance and Salvation's Grip.

    In the Future

  • We are going to be taking a look at how zoom interacts with damage fall off, and the base damage fall off ranges of all weapons in general.
  • Zoom, and perks like Rangefinder that manipulate zoom, have become a requirement on several weapon types, either to compete at all in the sandbox, or to allow the weapon to exceed its intended engagement ranges. This has led us to begin to consolidate zoom values on certain weapon archetypes, which removes an important lever that we can use to modify weapon feel, given the effect zoom has on field of view, recoil reduction, and aim assist falloff.
  • We will be investigating decoupling damage falloff from zoom (this would be paired alongside a refresh of the base damage falloff values to compensate), which should allow us to better control the engagement ranges of individual archetypes, while at the same time letting us continue to use zoom as a tuning knob for weapon feel without dramatically changing their performance.

    The Case of the Missing Khvostov, A Peek Behind the Developer Curtain

Cinematics Director James Myers has an answer that many of you have been asking: “Where the heck is the Khvostov weapon seen in cutscenes?!” Funny story about that, we’ll let Myers take this one.
Myers: During the production of Lightfall, a certain story beat was pitched related to reluctantly aiming a weapon, and we quickly realized that we would need to animate that moment much more specifically than we typically handle Guardians pointing weapons in previous scenes. Many players have noticed some of the sillier results in some real-time scenes, even when we avoid extreme poses (like our Guardian holding a Bow at the end of The Witch Queen.) So, I spun up a thread with the studio leads and suggested that we decide on a “default weapon” that we could feature if we ever needed something specific like this. I suggested the Khvostov because it’s the very first weapon every player receives in Destiny. Literally every Guardian has tinkered around with this weapon, so it felt like the right call.
At the same time, new systems were being developed that would feature Guardians (like Commendations), and similarly, there were a lot of visual bugs popping up with certain weapons like Glaives and Bows. The animation team was stretched thin closing on cinematics, and a new set of animations was, unfortunately, something that would cost us other content. Because of that, we made the decision to use the same default logic in the instances where a visual bug would detract from the quality bar we aim to achieve.
Regarding helmets seen in in-engine cinematics, I have seen some folks post screenshots of their Guardians from recent real-time cinematics, and many were helmetless! Something we started doing in Lightfall is respecting the player's choice of helmet or no helmet in real-time scenes, where appropriate (we'll keep your helmet on in the vacuum of space for example). But for the most part, if you choose "hide helmet," you'll see your Guardian's face. And if you don't, you won't unless there's a special exception (I don't want to make that promise too airtight, just in case!). There is one caveat to keep in mind: the Season 20 cinematics were in production before we finalized this plan, so from Season 21 onward this will be consistent!
As a little bonus “sneak peek,” some animators in the film industry were recently discussing how they push animation poses in ridiculous ways to get the framing just right on camera, making for better shot composition and framing. It stirred up some interesting conversation, so we figured we'd show you one of these reframings with an example from the Season 20 intro cinematic. Whatever it takes to get the shot, y’know?
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There Will Be Wallpapers

And because you all had to see the hidden horrors of animation right alongside us, here are some freebie wallpapers to enjoy as a return to normalcy. You know, as a treat. Plus, can we just take a moment to drool over the Mara art? Because definitely going to snag that one for my new background.
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Player Support Report

Poll: Do you call it Root or RoN?
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Another week, another Player Support Report. This week, we’re diving into Loadout crashes, providing another update to Guardian Ranks, and detailing a list of known issues that the crew is working on.
This is their report.
Known Issues List Help Forums Bungie Help Twitter
LOADOUT CRASHES
We are aware of an issue where attempting to equip certain loadouts can cause game crashes for players. We recommend that players experiencing error code WEASEL when equipping loadouts ensure that their Class Items are using the updated version of the Empowered Finish mod as outlined in Hotfix 7.0.0.6.
GUARDIAN RANK UPDATE
The Commendation requirements for unlocking Guardian Ranks 7, 8, and 9 have been updated. The updated requirements can be viewed in the Guardian Rank objectives by navigating to the Journey tab. Players must complete and claim all required objectives, then interact with the Ironwood Tree in the Tower to unlock their next Guardian Rank.
KNOWN ISSUES
While we continue investigating various known issues, here is a list of the latest issues that were reported to us in our #Help forum:
  • The Preservation mission in the Throne World is not available for some players.
  • The Hydroponics Delta Lost Legendary Sector has a longer respawn timer.
  • Veteran players do not receive the correct amount of lore books when they rank up for the first time.
  • Reservoir Burst explosion with Subsistence can sometimes fail to activate on kill.
  • Adept Trials Hand Cannon is getting one round less in the magazine than the non-Adept version.
  • The grav-lift on Neomuna is tied to framerate, causing players with higher framerates to die upon landing.
  • Non-Lightfall quests showing up under the Lightfall quest category.
  • Hunter gauntlets Thunderhead Grips are missing as an ornament for armor synthesis.
  • Certain Heavy weapon archetypes are not benefitting from equipping a third reserve mod.
  • Players are no longer able to equip the Unbroken title.
  • Restoration reverts to a lower timer when reapplying the original source of the buff.
  • Weapons can mark targets through Titan barricades.
  • Thread of Generation stops functioning on Hunters for grenades that aren't Grapple after using their Super.
  • Unpowered melee can produce fast melee combos in quick succession.
  • Players experience a black screen when previewing armor bundles on PS5.
  • Some players on Steam are unable to progress past the class icon loading spinner on launch. Please send us your DxDiag on our Help forum.
  • Commendations are greyed out as already given in some activities.
For a full list of emergent issues in Destiny 2, players can review our Known Issues article. Players who observe other issues should report them to our #Help forum.

To Strand or Not to Strand, It's Not Really a Question at This Point

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Hippy: It’s pretty easy to see that we love ourselves a good Strand grapple. Seriously, some of the videos y’all tag us in are making Spider-Man proud. We just know it. While some videos out there go ham on making a statement ala green-flavored Darkness, this “strange anomaly” is so subtly hilarious it was impossible to leave out of this week’s movie picks.
Movie of the Week: Investigating a strange Strand anomaly.
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Sam: We've seen rocket riding, but have you seen this?
Movie of the Week: Guardian Down
Due to certain... circumstances... the Guardian Space Agency is hard at work determining new ways to support the Guardian fleet with space travel! #MOTW
Preliminary Results:
❌ Rocket Riding
❌ Lumina Riding
✅ "Guardian Down" Riding pic.twitter.com/jAhZVuXgYx
— DVSuffering Student 📚 (@A_DVS_NTT) March 23, 2023

So, Nezarec and Eris Walk Into a Bar (Stop Us If You've Heard This One)

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Bruno: I think the Root of Nightmares raid has been around long enough for us to start praising your art around a certain Final God of Pain. Nezarec is an amazing character with a unique design, and I'm so happy so many artists are making their own versions of him.
Art of the Week: The Final God of Trapezius, too
I've fallen in love with Nezarec, actually #Destiny2AOTW #Lightfall pic.twitter.com/5fcourZxok
— The Edgeless Terror (@ascendantraisin) March 20, 2023
Ivan: This piece has some (space) magic behind it. Now I'm curious what's there behind the curtain. I guess we'll need to wait and find out. Great #Destiny2AOTW submission, congrats!
Art of the Week: Eris Morn
Eris Morn
Drawn by a friend's request![#Destiny2Art](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Destiny2Art?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) #Destiny2AOTW #Destiny2 pic.twitter.com/d80bkwMTxJ
— 백곰 (@polarbear2324) March 26, 2023
And that's a wrap on our latest TWAB! This one was pretty weapons-focused, but with so much talk about recent changes, we wanted to spend some time going over what's coming down the pipeline.
Now that our paths must diverge once more, just a friendly reminder to please remember to drink your water, prioritize that self-care, pet all the good puppers out there for me, and always lead with your kindest foot forward. See you on the flip side, friends.
"I should go,"
<3 Hippy
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2023.03.30 19:44 ridingonmirrors DJ Drama reveals tracklist for I'M REALLY LIKE THAT!, featuring Tyler, The Creator, Nipsey Hussle, Jeezy, Lil Wayne, Westside Gunn + more

Tracklist via Instagram
  1. Legendary (feat. Tyler, The Creator)
  2. HO4ME (feat. Lil Baby & A Boogie wit da Hoodie)
  3. Raised Different (feat. Nipsey Hussle, Jeezy & Blxst)
  4. FMFU (feat. Lil Wayne, Roddy Ricch & Gucci Mane)
  5. Free Game (feat. Lil Uzi Vert & 42 Dogg)
  6. 350 (feat. Rick Ross, Westside Gunn & Lule)
  7. Been a While (feat. Vory, Mozzy & G Herbo)
  8. No Weakness (feat. Wiz Khalifa, T.I. & Symba)
  9. Mockingbird Valley (feat. Jack Harlow)
  10. Forever (feat. Jim Jones, Capella Grey, Fabolous & Benny the Butcher)
  11. Andale (feat. Offset & Moneybagg Yo)
  12. Iron Right (feat. Boosie Badazz, OMB Jeezy & Trouble)
  13. I Ain't Gon Hold Ya (feat. Jeezy)
  14. We Made It (feat. Carvena, CyHi & LaRussell)
Release date: March 31, 2023 (aka tonight!)
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2023.03.30 19:44 xiaolii [H] Lots of Games [W] Trade for Games or Paypal (EU)

Last Updated List: 30/03/2023
I have quite a few games up for trade or willing to sell.
Primarily looking for games from my wishlist. Not a reseller, so please do not offer any games which I already have, not interested. Other than that feel free to offer your list of Steam games and something I may not have and fulfills my criteria I could/would be willing to trade for it/them.
If you're either trading or buying please state the game(s) you are interested in and your offer (game(s)/list/money).
 
Few things to note:
 
Info:
 
I kindly ask of you is to be reasonable when making offers to make it a fair trade for both of us.
Let's have a good exchange/trade!
 
NEWLY ADDED:
 
List of games:
 
Steam gifts list:
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2023.03.30 19:43 xiaolii [H] Lots of Games [W] Trade for Games or Paypal (EU)

Last Updated List: 30/03/2023
I have quite a few games up for trade or willing to sell.
Primarily looking for games from my wishlist. Not a reseller, so please do not offer any games which I already have, not interested. Other than that feel free to offer your list of Steam games and something I may not have and fulfills my criteria I could/would be willing to trade for it/them.
If you're either trading or buying please state the game(s) you are interested in and your offer (game(s)/list/money).
 
Few things to note:
 
Info:
 
I kindly ask of you is to be reasonable when making offers to make it a fair trade for both of us.
Let's have a good exchange/trade!
 
NEWLY ADDED:
 
List of games:
 
Steam gifts list:
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2023.03.30 19:07 Standard_Wedding What have you been listening to recently? (March 2023 wrap-up)

March 2023 was a big month for K-Pop, with beloved artists like Yuju, TWICE, Kai, Jimin and NMIXX having comebacks. So let's have a discussion on what everyone's been listening to in the past month! Have the new releases dominated your listening time or have you been going back to some old favourites?
Some of what I have been listening to looks something like this (Spotify Stats)..
New Releases
Old (and not so old) releases
Top 5 most listened to artists : TWICE, BTS, (G)I-DLE, RM, TXT
Top 5 most listened to songs : Peach Blossom, Blame it on me, 134340, Crazy Stupid Love, 0X1=Lovesong
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2023.03.30 18:30 1trance_org Ari_Grey-This_Feeling-(ASR478)-WEB-2023-AFO 1trance free official

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2023.03.30 18:30 clnk42069 Does the Maverick feel as "budget" as people say?

I understand it's a cheap vehicle, but it's still ~25k-30k OTD with some basic options. This is amazing, but compared to other vehicles like a Toyota Camry that you can get for about 30k OTD that doesn't feel like a budget vehicle at all, where should my expectations lie?
Is this Kia quality? Or is this something I will feel decent about in 2023?
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2023.03.30 18:24 cbander [H]The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf and other games [W] Tunguska: The Visitation and other game offers

All Games Below are Steam Keys unless noted by it and are gotten from places Like, Humble and Fanatical in and out of Bundles.
I am Mainly looking for games I do not own, ones at least Playable on the Steam Deck are ones I will more likely trade for. I will also take tf2key offers but please no low balls.
I will only Trade for Games I do not own, I do not want keys for Games I own since I would have to trade those for other games. An since there is no way to check if a Key is Valid without activating it they are worthless to me.
Have
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\* Will keep if I do not get a good offer)
March 2023 Choice Leftovers
Türkiye-Syria Earthquake Relief Bundle Leftovers
I may of missed some the games from the bundle I will be going through the bundle list again and will add ones I missed Some that I do not own I may keep so I will update that info too. The 3 bigger games I already used the keys for since that's the main reason I bought the bundle.
Humble Choice, January 2023 Leftovers (If I don't get good offers on these I will keep them)
Older Games
Humble Choice, August 2022 Leftovers
Humble Choice, May 2022 Leftovers
Stand with Ukraine Bundle Leftovers, I may have missed a few or listed ones I did not mean to, I will update the List when I go through the bundle more.
Other Games
DLCs
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Software
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Software DLCs
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Wanted
Below are just a few of the games I am looking for, there are a lot more, so don't just think these are all I am looking for. If you have something else to trade, make me an offer, I will look through what you got and let you know.
DLCs
https://www.reddit.com/IGSRep/comments/rvbetl/cbanders_igs_rep_page/
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2023.03.30 18:16 SloppyEyeScream Stop Recording My Children Lady!

FOREWARNING – This is long. Dear Reader, seriously, this is extremely long. I have no desire to waste your time. If you desire short reads, this is not for you. I would also like to point out this is an addition to “Alexa! Play Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre.” I strongly encourage you to read it first.
Alexa; Play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre : pettyrevenge (reddit.com)
Furthermore, there are (Shaking My Head) seventeen updates in total. They are all fairly well received. So, if you want to be totally caught-up, I strongly suggest you read them all. However, if you are like me, you will forgo my advice and simply commence with the fuckery below. Then you will likely have a metric fuck-ton of questions. Again, I would start with the, and then cruise right into the link below. Then you can come back in five days and read this.
All The Bitches Ain't Shit...In Order!!! : FuckeryUniveristy (reddit.com)
Urban Dictionary
Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out: A casual invitation or threat used by an individual that is not around of fucking someone up.
Dear Reader, I often find myself watching documentaries about North Korea. The “Hermit Kingdom” really fascinates me. I have traveled extensively in the Middle East and North Africa. North Korea was never off the table. However, it would certainly have been a Fuck- Around-and-Find-Out scenario. I have watched documentary-after-documentary and failed to realize I live next to a very similar “Hermit Kingdom.”
I thought the pettiness was over. Then my father’s sage advice reverberated inside my cranium, “Thought thought he farted but he really shit his pants.” Kelly was practicing lacrosse in the back yard and a lacrosse ball inadvertently crossed the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) landing in Ken and Karen’s yard. Kelly, foolishly believing they have become civil, decided to knock on the door and ask for permission to retrieve his ball.
Sloppy in garage
Sloppy opens garage door
Sloppy watches Kelly venture into the Hermit Kingdom
Knock. Knock. Kock.
Kelly: Hello! My ball bounced off a chair and went into your yard. Do you mind if I go get it?
Sloppy not certain “who” Kelly is talking to
Karen: YES. I DO MIND. THE BALL IS MINE NOW! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I WILL CALL THE COPS.
Sloppy Brain: What a fucking bitch.
Sloppy Brain: We are not going to let this act of injustice slide, are we?
Sloppy Brain: Nope! Time to play the long game.
Defeated Kelly walks back to garage
Kelly (Angry): It’s one ball dad. ONE BALL. Can we move?
Sloppy Brain (Laughing): Can we move? You skipped revenge my man!
Sloppy: Get in the truck!
Kelly: Why?
Sloppy: Thought you wanted to move?
Kelly: Wait, we are moving?
Sloppy: Yes. We are moving to Dicks Sporting Goods. It takes a lot of balls to play lacrosse the way you do, and I told COACH NAME we would donate a bucket of fifty. I also have to run to Lowes now.
Kelly (Pouty): Okay.
Sloppy: Remember last week when you realized Dick’s carries the (Lacrosse) mesh you like?
Kelly: Yeah, why?
Sloppy (Giggling): Remember when you walked in the house and screamed, “I love Dick’s.”
Kelly (Not Happy): Stop!
Sloppy: Dude…
Kelly: STOP!
Sloppy starts driving
Five minutes of unspoken silence
Sloppy selects DMX “Where The Hood At”
Song playing
Sloppy singing
Sloppy: “I show no love, to homo thugs…”
Couple seconds pass
Sloppy: I did not mean that Kelly, I was just…
Kelly (Trying NOT to laugh, but laughing): You did that on purpose, prick! I like that Dick’s carries the mesh I like. I don’t like dicks.
Sloppy: Settle down. Besides, I didn’t say “like.” I know you don’t like Dicks…you love them!
Kelly (Frustrated): Whatever. What are we getting a Lowe’s?
Sloppy: Wood!
Kelly: For…
Sloppy: You like Dick’s and I like wood.
Kelly: What are we doing with the wood?
Sloppy: I figure I will jerk-it-around in the garage and make something that displeases Ken and Karen.
Kelly: Like?
Sloppy: Loud skateboard shit.
Fast Forward – Saturday
Sloppy: Cake!
Nothing
Sloppy: CAKE!
Cake: What?
Sloppy: I made you something, and I need you to try it out. Like now!
Cake: What? Now???
Sloppy: I made you two grind-boxes for your skateboard!
Cake: (Excited) Really?
Sloppy: Yes. TWO of them!
Cake: Can I invite, NAME, NAME, and NAME over?
Sloppy: Oh, I suppose!
Dear Reader, Grind Fest 2023 started around 1300 EST. The cops arrived shortly after 1400 EST. Many of you are aware this is not my first rodeo with my neighbors. This also holds true for the local law enforcement. Two officers arrived, one for me, and the other for my wonderful neighbors.
Joe Friday: (Laughing) What are we out here for this time?
Sloppy: Hear the laughter emanating from my backyard?
Joe Friday: (Puzzled) Yeah?
Sloppy: That! They are terribly opposed to children having fun, especially on skateboards.
Joe Friday: Really?
Sloppy: Yes, but I surmise they called you complaining about “ramps.”
Joe Friday: (Laughing) Yes, it came across the radio as “unauthorized ramps.”
Sloppy: Yes! So CITY NAME has an ordinance ban on skateboard ramps…
Joe Friday: Are you serious?
Sloppy: Exactly. I built a quarter-pipe for Christmas, and they had a Codes and Compliance Officer at my house within forty-eight hours…
Joe Friday: Wow. They sound petty!
Other cop comes from Karen’s house; Pow-Wow commences.
Joe Friday: Sir, I was unaware of the city ordinance, but you clearly are. They are complaining that you are in violation again.
Sloppy: Indeed, but I don’t have a ramp.
Joe Friday: What?
Sloppy: Please, come with me!
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 come to see the “ramp!”
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 watch the children skateboard on not-ramp.
Sloppy returns to DMZ
Sloppy: Are you really that wretched?
Karen: Excuse me?
Sloppy: They’re kids. They’re doing what kids do, playing outside and having fun!
Karen: (Smirk) They’re loud, obnoxious, and playing on ramps.
Cops are returning
Sloppy: Did you fail third grade math?
Karen: Excuse me…
Sloppy: DID. YOU. FAIL. THIRD. GRADE. MATH???
Joe Friday 2: Let’s try to keep it civil folks!
Sloppy: Sure! So, I assume the children are free to resume?
Joe Friday 1: Yup. Nothing to see here.
Karen: EXCUSE ME? AFTER THE RAMP IS GONE, RIGHT!?!
Sloppy: See clearly you failed the “Shapes” portion of schooling! It’s not a ramp, it’s a box…
Karen: IT’S NOT A BOX…
Sloppy: You’re right! It’s more of a rectangle…definitely a parallelogram of sorts…
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs”
Joe Friday 2: He’s correct ma’am. It’s not a ramp. They are two boxes…
Sloppy: Rectangles
Joe Friday: (Looking at the Slop) Sir, we don’t need to make this an issue. (Back to Karen) They are “rectangles,” not ramps.
Karen: But they’re loud…
Sloppy: Fuck yeah they are!
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs” again
Joe Friday 2: Yes! They’re loud, but no louder than a lawnmower or weed eater.
Karen: (Toward Sloppy) YOU! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
Joe Friday 2: I seriously doubt…
Sloppy: Oh, I did!
Joe Friday 2: Sir, you are not helping…
Sloppy: I apologize. You’re correct. I will try to be more helpful!
Joe Friday 2: (The “Finally” Look) Thank you. So, as I stated, they are not violating anything. Let’s just try to be civil and go about our days.
Karen screams, “THIS IS RIDICULOUS” and storms into the house!
Joe Friday 2: Wow! (Looks to Sloppy) Are they always like this?
Sloppy: Always. Hey, in the spirit of being helpful, I would like to inform you that grey car (Ken Jr) registration is expired.
Joe Friday 2: (Laughing) Thank you for being helpful!
Joe Friday 2 looks at tags
Dear Reader, Joe Friday 2 returned to the car and began flipping through a notebook of sorts. I was fairly certain it was the ticketing notebook. There was only one way to be positive though; wait and heckle if correct. I waited about ten minutes before Joe Friday 2 exited his cruiser and returned to North Korea. There was a minor dilemma though. I could not hear or see anything from my garage, and going their property was out of the question.
Sloppy walks out in the middle of the street
Joe Friday 2 is explaining “something”
Sloppy is waving in the middle of the street
Joe Friday turns to leave
Sees Sloppy
Shakes head, laughs (A LOT)
Ken Jr: You’re a real fucking asshole!
Sloppy: Woah! Me?!? I am just trying to find common ground here!
Karen: COMMON GROUND?
Sloppy: Yeah. “Compliance!” You were kind enough to ensure my boxes were in compliance, and I simply want to return the favor.
Window rolls down
Joe Friday 2: Sir, like I stated, your car will have to be moved to the driveway until it is registered and undergoes the state emissions test.
Ken Jr: Yes Officer.
Cops leave quickly!
Sloppy is still in the street!
Sloppy: Hey Ken, you’ll need to move one of your cars so Junior can fit in the driveway.
Historic moment incoming!
Ken: Oh, you can go FUCK YOURSELF!
Dear Reader, I was perplexed. Captain Jesus unmounted his high-horse and cussed me out. This cold war has been roaring for the last three years, but I had never witnessed Ken cuss. It seems I had struck a chord.
Sloppy: Ken! Really? I have a neighborhood of young impressionable kids making all kinds of noise in my backyard, and you have the audacity to start dropping the F-Bomb? Wow!
Ken: (Nearing a Mental Break) YEAH. YOU. CAN. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF!!!
Karen: WE CAN’T EVEN SIT ON OUR BACK DECK AND ENJOY THE WEATHER BECAUSE YOU’RE KIDS ARE TOO LOUD
Meanwhile…
Ken Jr drives car down to cul-de-sac to turn around
Sloppy jumps in 4Runner and occupies Ken Jr’s old spot!
Ken: (Irate) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sloppy: Trying to be neighborly. I will have the boys skateboard in my driveway so you can enjoy the backyard!
Karen: You think you’re cute? We will just park in front of your house.
Ken: Yeah, I will just park in front of your house.
Sloppy: Fine by me. I don’t have cameras out front though. It’s going to be hard to see who dings it up with lacrosse balls.
Ken Jr returns and parks in driveway
Ken Jr: Why the hell are you parked in front of my house?
Sloppy: Junior, Junior, Junior, we’ve had this conversation before. YOU don’t have a house. You’re parents do. You’re 50 year old stay-at-home son. Remember???
Ken Jr: (Pointing) That’s my spot.
Sloppy: Adults are talking!
Lots of yelling starts…
Sloppy returns to house
Sloppy close garage door
I win! I won! Ken, Karen, and Junior knew Sloppy won the battle. They retreated into their house and began licking their wounds. Okay, how many of you honestly believe that occurred? Karen certainly retreated into her house, but she is not capable of accepting defeat. Karen opted to play with fire. She opted to use the tactic that started this entire war.
Door to garage opens
Cake: She’s recording us again Dad!
Sloppy opens garage door
Karen: Oh. Look. Another person to record.
Sloppy: (Not Impressed) I thought we had this conversation before!
Karen: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sloppy: Okay. Well, I will hit the wavetops for you. You record my children…
Karen: Which is legal!
Sloppy: Yes. I know! “There is no expectation of privacy in public.” However, it’s morally corrupt for a 70 year old lady to heckle and videotape children. I suppose you can record me cutting your tree next!?!
Karen: (Nervous) What?
Sloppy: Yeah, I’ve had enough of your shit. I will probably get a couple feet of your juniper tree trimmed before the Ken’s get a tow strap. Remember, everything that overhangs my property is free game!
The Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out had startled Karen. There was genuine fear in her eyes, and the ensuing panic was comical. Two hundred pounds of human Jell-O attempted to run for the door. Her extremities were moving vigorously, but her body refused to move. It was “mall walk” at best.
Karen: KEN. KEN. KEN.
I made it to the backyard with what felt like an infinity to spare. Karen ran through the house and poked out the back door. Ken and Junior ran to the back yard knowing they had failed. It was a Mexican standoff. Seriously, it was a comical standoff. I had the clippers in the “ready to eat” position as I exclaimed…
Sloppy: DON’T MOVE OR I WILL CUT IT!
Then tension was palpable. I have no issue with the ongoing war, but I draw issue when Karen records children. I vividly remember this exact predicament years prior. Don’t record crib midgets or mini humans and I won’t cut your tree.
Karen: I STOPPED RECORDING!
Sloppy: Yes, but you recorded. I said that was the “red line.” That is the ONE THING you DON’T DO.
Karen: I STOPPED!
Sloppy: Ken, how much do you think is fair?
Ken: (Puzzled) What?
Sloppy: Oh, this will not go unpunished. HOW. MUCH. Do you think is fair?
Karen: RUN!
Writing “Hysterical Laughter” does not justify how hard I was laughing. I literally could not see through the joyful tears that were streaming down my face. I apologize for being a killjoy, but I did not cut the tree.
Dear Reader: What? Sloppy? Are you serious?
Sloppy: Yes!
Dear Reader: Why?
It’s no secret, but I live in a very large Home Owners Association (HOA). It is also no secret that I am “in” with one of the highest-ranking Board Members. Sue, Board Member, frequently reaches out for her dose of comedy. She is fully aware of the ongoing feud, and she has grown to despise them as much as I do. Sue quickly became sick of the baseless accusations. However, Sue is not capable of retaliation. For the most part…
Last week was my neighborhoods “Spring Assessment.” The HOA essentially audits to the houses for appearance, and to ensure everyone is following the archaic rules established by the HOA. You either get a post card thanking you for keeping everything neat and tidy, or you get a Nasty-Gram stating you have thirty-days to fix your deficiencies.
Sue was kind enough to inform me about the drive-by inspections days prior. I am sure it comes as no surprise, but using a neon green tow strap to tether a juniper tree to a back porch is not kosher. Sue was kind enough to tell me they have thirty-days to rectify their deficiency.
TODAY 11:39 EST
HOA Truck drives through neighborhood
Sloppy is woodworking with garage door open
Sue stops by
Sue: Howdy!
Sloppy: Hey!
Sue: (Laughing) They wrote a rebuttal letter.
Sloppy: (Puzzled) They?
Pause
Sloppy: Oh. “They!” About what?
Sue: It may come as a surprise, but you cannot tow strap trees to the porch.
Sloppy: You don’t say!?!
Sue: (Laughing Harder) They said they are being “held hostage” and “fear our tree will be cut.”
Sloppy: Fucking FINALLY!
Sue: Finally what?
Sloppy: They are finally being honest about something.
Sue: Are you going to cut the tree?
Sloppy: The juniper? No, but they don’t know that.
Sue: They have three weeks to figure it out.
Sloppy: Thus the reason they have been kind lately.
Sue: So, what are you going to do?
Sloppy: Give them every indication I fully intend on cutting the tree.
Dear Reader, they have three weeks. They have three weeks to gravel and beg me to not chop their precious juniper tree down. Honestly, I have two trees hostage right now, and I do not plan on losing my leverage unless I find another ace. I am sure they will revert to playing nice in hopes I will forget, but I will take every single opportunity to drive the screws to them. I am not going to cut the tree, but that does not mean I won’t try to break them.
Cheers FUckers!
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2023.03.30 18:15 SloppyEyeScream Stop Recording My Children Lady!

FOREWARNING – This is long. Dear Reader, seriously, this is extremely long. I have no desire to waste your time. If you desire short reads, this is not for you. I would also like to point out this is an addition to “Alexa! Play Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre.” I strongly encourage you to read it first.
Alexa; Play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre : pettyrevenge (reddit.com)
Furthermore, there are (Shaking My Head) seventeen updates in total. They are all fairly well received. So, if you want to be totally caught-up, I strongly suggest you read them all. However, if you are like me, you will forgo my advice and simply commence with the fuckery below. Then you will likely have a metric fuck-ton of questions. Again, I would start with the, and then cruise right into the link below. Then you can come back in five days and read this.
All The Bitches Ain't Shit...In Order!!! : FuckeryUniveristy (reddit.com)
Urban Dictionary
Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out: A casual invitation or threat used by an individual that is not around of fucking someone up.
Dear Reader, I often find myself watching documentaries about North Korea. The “Hermit Kingdom” really fascinates me. I have traveled extensively in the Middle East and North Africa. North Korea was never off the table. However, it would certainly have been a Fuck- Around-and-Find-Out scenario. I have watched documentary-after-documentary and failed to realize I live next to a very similar “Hermit Kingdom.”
I thought the pettiness was over. Then my father’s sage advice reverberated inside my cranium, “Thought thought he farted but he really shit his pants.” Kelly was practicing lacrosse in the back yard and a lacrosse ball inadvertently crossed the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) landing in Ken and Karen’s yard. Kelly, foolishly believing they have become civil, decided to knock on the door and ask for permission to retrieve his ball.
Sloppy in garage
Sloppy opens garage door
Sloppy watches Kelly venture into the Hermit Kingdom
Knock. Knock. Kock.
Kelly: Hello! My ball bounced off a chair and went into your yard. Do you mind if I go get it?
Sloppy not certain “who” Kelly is talking to
Karen: YES. I DO MIND. THE BALL IS MINE NOW! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I WILL CALL THE COPS.
Sloppy Brain: What a fucking bitch.
Sloppy Brain: We are not going to let this act of injustice slide, are we?
Sloppy Brain: Nope! Time to play the long game.
Defeated Kelly walks back to garage
Kelly (Angry): It’s one ball dad. ONE BALL. Can we move?
Sloppy Brain (Laughing): Can we move? You skipped revenge my man!
Sloppy: Get in the truck!
Kelly: Why?
Sloppy: Thought you wanted to move?
Kelly: Wait, we are moving?
Sloppy: Yes. We are moving to Dicks Sporting Goods. It takes a lot of balls to play lacrosse the way you do, and I told COACH NAME we would donate a bucket of fifty. I also have to run to Lowes now.
Kelly (Pouty): Okay.
Sloppy: Remember last week when you realized Dick’s carries the (Lacrosse) mesh you like?
Kelly: Yeah, why?
Sloppy (Giggling): Remember when you walked in the house and screamed, “I love Dick’s.”
Kelly (Not Happy): Stop!
Sloppy: Dude…
Kelly: STOP!
Sloppy starts driving
Five minutes of unspoken silence
Sloppy selects DMX “Where The Hood At”
Song playing
Sloppy singing
Sloppy: “I show no love, to homo thugs…”
Couple seconds pass
Sloppy: I did not mean that Kelly, I was just…
Kelly (Trying NOT to laugh, but laughing): You did that on purpose, prick! I like that Dick’s carries the mesh I like. I don’t like dicks.
Sloppy: Settle down. Besides, I didn’t say “like.” I know you don’t like Dicks…you love them!
Kelly (Frustrated): Whatever. What are we getting a Lowe’s?
Sloppy: Wood!
Kelly: For…
Sloppy: You like Dick’s and I like wood.
Kelly: What are we doing with the wood?
Sloppy: I figure I will jerk-it-around in the garage and make something that displeases Ken and Karen.
Kelly: Like?
Sloppy: Loud skateboard shit.
Fast Forward – Saturday
Sloppy: Cake!
Nothing
Sloppy: CAKE!
Cake: What?
Sloppy: I made you something, and I need you to try it out. Like now!
Cake: What? Now???
Sloppy: I made you two grind-boxes for your skateboard!
Cake: (Excited) Really?
Sloppy: Yes. TWO of them!
Cake: Can I invite, NAME, NAME, and NAME over?
Sloppy: Oh, I suppose!
Dear Reader, Grind Fest 2023 started around 1300 EST. The cops arrived shortly after 1400 EST. Many of you are aware this is not my first rodeo with my neighbors. This also holds true for the local law enforcement. Two officers arrived, one for me, and the other for my wonderful neighbors.
Joe Friday: (Laughing) What are we out here for this time?
Sloppy: Hear the laughter emanating from my backyard?
Joe Friday: (Puzzled) Yeah?
Sloppy: That! They are terribly opposed to children having fun, especially on skateboards.
Joe Friday: Really?
Sloppy: Yes, but I surmise they called you complaining about “ramps.”
Joe Friday: (Laughing) Yes, it came across the radio as “unauthorized ramps.”
Sloppy: Yes! So CITY NAME has an ordinance ban on skateboard ramps…
Joe Friday: Are you serious?
Sloppy: Exactly. I built a quarter-pipe for Christmas, and they had a Codes and Compliance Officer at my house within forty-eight hours…
Joe Friday: Wow. They sound petty!
Other cop comes from Karen’s house; Pow-Wow commences.
Joe Friday: Sir, I was unaware of the city ordinance, but you clearly are. They are complaining that you are in violation again.
Sloppy: Indeed, but I don’t have a ramp.
Joe Friday: What?
Sloppy: Please, come with me!
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 come to see the “ramp!”
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 watch the children skateboard on not-ramp.
Sloppy returns to DMZ
Sloppy: Are you really that wretched?
Karen: Excuse me?
Sloppy: They’re kids. They’re doing what kids do, playing outside and having fun!
Karen: (Smirk) They’re loud, obnoxious, and playing on ramps.
Cops are returning
Sloppy: Did you fail third grade math?
Karen: Excuse me…
Sloppy: DID. YOU. FAIL. THIRD. GRADE. MATH???
Joe Friday 2: Let’s try to keep it civil folks!
Sloppy: Sure! So, I assume the children are free to resume?
Joe Friday 1: Yup. Nothing to see here.
Karen: EXCUSE ME? AFTER THE RAMP IS GONE, RIGHT!?!
Sloppy: See clearly you failed the “Shapes” portion of schooling! It’s not a ramp, it’s a box…
Karen: IT’S NOT A BOX…
Sloppy: You’re right! It’s more of a rectangle…definitely a parallelogram of sorts…
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs”
Joe Friday 2: He’s correct ma’am. It’s not a ramp. They are two boxes…
Sloppy: Rectangles
Joe Friday: (Looking at the Slop) Sir, we don’t need to make this an issue. (Back to Karen) They are “rectangles,” not ramps.
Karen: But they’re loud…
Sloppy: Fuck yeah they are!
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs” again
Joe Friday 2: Yes! They’re loud, but no louder than a lawnmower or weed eater.
Karen: (Toward Sloppy) YOU! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
Joe Friday 2: I seriously doubt…
Sloppy: Oh, I did!
Joe Friday 2: Sir, you are not helping…
Sloppy: I apologize. You’re correct. I will try to be more helpful!
Joe Friday 2: (The “Finally” Look) Thank you. So, as I stated, they are not violating anything. Let’s just try to be civil and go about our days.
Karen screams, “THIS IS RIDICULOUS” and storms into the house!
Joe Friday 2: Wow! (Looks to Sloppy) Are they always like this?
Sloppy: Always. Hey, in the spirit of being helpful, I would like to inform you that grey car (Ken Jr) registration is expired.
Joe Friday 2: (Laughing) Thank you for being helpful!
Joe Friday 2 looks at tags
Dear Reader, Joe Friday 2 returned to the car and began flipping through a notebook of sorts. I was fairly certain it was the ticketing notebook. There was only one way to be positive though; wait and heckle if correct. I waited about ten minutes before Joe Friday 2 exited his cruiser and returned to North Korea. There was a minor dilemma though. I could not hear or see anything from my garage, and going their property was out of the question.
Sloppy walks out in the middle of the street
Joe Friday 2 is explaining “something”
Sloppy is waving in the middle of the street
Joe Friday turns to leave
Sees Sloppy
Shakes head, laughs (A LOT)
Ken Jr: You’re a real fucking asshole!
Sloppy: Woah! Me?!? I am just trying to find common ground here!
Karen: COMMON GROUND?
Sloppy: Yeah. “Compliance!” You were kind enough to ensure my boxes were in compliance, and I simply want to return the favor.
Window rolls down
Joe Friday 2: Sir, like I stated, your car will have to be moved to the driveway until it is registered and undergoes the state emissions test.
Ken Jr: Yes Officer.
Cops leave quickly!
Sloppy is still in the street!
Sloppy: Hey Ken, you’ll need to move one of your cars so Junior can fit in the driveway.
Historic moment incoming!
Ken: Oh, you can go FUCK YOURSELF!
Dear Reader, I was perplexed. Captain Jesus unmounted his high-horse and cussed me out. This cold war has been roaring for the last three years, but I had never witnessed Ken cuss. It seems I had struck a chord.
Sloppy: Ken! Really? I have a neighborhood of young impressionable kids making all kinds of noise in my backyard, and you have the audacity to start dropping the F-Bomb? Wow!
Ken: (Nearing a Mental Break) YEAH. YOU. CAN. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF!!!
Karen: WE CAN’T EVEN SIT ON OUR BACK DECK AND ENJOY THE WEATHER BECAUSE YOU’RE KIDS ARE TOO LOUD
Meanwhile…
Ken Jr drives car down to cul-de-sac to turn around
Sloppy jumps in 4Runner and occupies Ken Jr’s old spot!
Ken: (Irate) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sloppy: Trying to be neighborly. I will have the boys skateboard in my driveway so you can enjoy the backyard!
Karen: You think you’re cute? We will just park in front of your house.
Ken: Yeah, I will just park in front of your house.
Sloppy: Fine by me. I don’t have cameras out front though. It’s going to be hard to see who dings it up with lacrosse balls.
Ken Jr returns and parks in driveway
Ken Jr: Why the hell are you parked in front of my house?
Sloppy: Junior, Junior, Junior, we’ve had this conversation before. YOU don’t have a house. You’re parents do. You’re 50 year old stay-at-home son. Remember???
Ken Jr: (Pointing) That’s my spot.
Sloppy: Adults are talking!
Lots of yelling starts…
Sloppy returns to house
Sloppy close garage door
I win! I won! Ken, Karen, and Junior knew Sloppy won the battle. They retreated into their house and began licking their wounds. Okay, how many of you honestly believe that occurred? Karen certainly retreated into her house, but she is not capable of accepting defeat. Karen opted to play with fire. She opted to use the tactic that started this entire war.
Door to garage opens
Cake: She’s recording us again Dad!
Sloppy opens garage door
Karen: Oh. Look. Another person to record.
Sloppy: (Not Impressed) I thought we had this conversation before!
Karen: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sloppy: Okay. Well, I will hit the wavetops for you. You record my children…
Karen: Which is legal!
Sloppy: Yes. I know! “There is no expectation of privacy in public.” However, it’s morally corrupt for a 70 year old lady to heckle and videotape children. I suppose you can record me cutting your tree next!?!
Karen: (Nervous) What?
Sloppy: Yeah, I’ve had enough of your shit. I will probably get a couple feet of your juniper tree trimmed before the Ken’s get a tow strap. Remember, everything that overhangs my property is free game!
The Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out had startled Karen. There was genuine fear in her eyes, and the ensuing panic was comical. Two hundred pounds of human Jell-O attempted to run for the door. Her extremities were moving vigorously, but her body refused to move. It was “mall walk” at best.
Karen: KEN. KEN. KEN.
I made it to the backyard with what felt like an infinity to spare. Karen ran through the house and poked out the back door. Ken and Junior ran to the back yard knowing they had failed. It was a Mexican standoff. Seriously, it was a comical standoff. I had the clippers in the “ready to eat” position as I exclaimed…
Sloppy: DON’T MOVE OR I WILL CUT IT!
Then tension was palpable. I have no issue with the ongoing war, but I draw issue when Karen records children. I vividly remember this exact predicament years prior. Don’t record crib midgets or mini humans and I won’t cut your tree.
Karen: I STOPPED RECORDING!
Sloppy: Yes, but you recorded. I said that was the “red line.” That is the ONE THING you DON’T DO.
Karen: I STOPPED!
Sloppy: Ken, how much do you think is fair?
Ken: (Puzzled) What?
Sloppy: Oh, this will not go unpunished. HOW. MUCH. Do you think is fair?
Karen: RUN!
Writing “Hysterical Laughter” does not justify how hard I was laughing. I literally could not see through the joyful tears that were streaming down my face. I apologize for being a killjoy, but I did not cut the tree.
Dear Reader: What? Sloppy? Are you serious?
Sloppy: Yes!
Dear Reader: Why?
It’s no secret, but I live in a very large Home Owners Association (HOA). It is also no secret that I am “in” with one of the highest-ranking Board Members. Sue, Board Member, frequently reaches out for her dose of comedy. She is fully aware of the ongoing feud, and she has grown to despise them as much as I do. Sue quickly became sick of the baseless accusations. However, Sue is not capable of retaliation. For the most part…
Last week was my neighborhoods “Spring Assessment.” The HOA essentially audits to the houses for appearance, and to ensure everyone is following the archaic rules established by the HOA. You either get a post card thanking you for keeping everything neat and tidy, or you get a Nasty-Gram stating you have thirty-days to fix your deficiencies.
Sue was kind enough to inform me about the drive-by inspections days prior. I am sure it comes as no surprise, but using a neon green tow strap to tether a juniper tree to a back porch is not kosher. Sue was kind enough to tell me they have thirty-days to rectify their deficiency.
TODAY 11:39 EST
HOA Truck drives through neighborhood
Sloppy is woodworking with garage door open
Sue stops by
Sue: Howdy!
Sloppy: Hey!
Sue: (Laughing) They wrote a rebuttal letter.
Sloppy: (Puzzled) They?
Pause
Sloppy: Oh. “They!” About what?
Sue: It may come as a surprise, but you cannot tow strap trees to the porch.
Sloppy: You don’t say!?!
Sue: (Laughing Harder) They said they are being “held hostage” and “fear our tree will be cut.”
Sloppy: Fucking FINALLY!
Sue: Finally what?
Sloppy: They are finally being honest about something.
Sue: Are you going to cut the tree?
Sloppy: The juniper? No, but they don’t know that.
Sue: They have three weeks to figure it out.
Sloppy: Thus the reason they have been kind lately.
Sue: So, what are you going to do?
Sloppy: Give them every indication I fully intend on cutting the tree.
Dear Reader, they have three weeks. They have three weeks to gravel and beg me to not chop their precious juniper tree down. Honestly, I have two trees hostage right now, and I do not plan on losing my leverage unless I find another ace. I am sure they will revert to playing nice in hopes I will forget, but I will take every single opportunity to drive the screws to them. I am not going to cut the tree, but that does not mean I won’t try to break them.
Cheers FUckers!
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2023.03.30 18:03 not_swearwolves_ Please help me find my cat.

Please help me find my cat.
Missing from Rolling Meadows neighborhood in West Valley.
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2023.03.30 18:02 not_swearwolves_ Missing cat!

Missing cat!
Please keep an eye open. Her brother misses her terribly.
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2023.03.30 17:57 pronserver Should I trade in a car that has low mileage but is known to have engine problems after 50k miles?

I purchased a 2017 Kia Sportage several years ago. It only has 35k miles on it. Recently I discovered that the 2017 Kia Sportage has huge engine issues after 50k miles. I am debating if I should trade in the Kia Sportage now when it still has some value (15k trade in on some sites) and get a more reliable car like a new Honda CR-V. The difference between a new vehicle and used vehicle of same model is narrow these days. Or should I just drive it until it dies and buy a cheap reliable used car around 10k. I drive about 3k miles per year so theoretically I would have 5 more years on the Kia before it hits the 50k mile wall.
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2023.03.30 17:44 UsedCicada9696 Craigslist Open Forum Article

Craigslist Open Forum (OpFo) is a discussion forum on Craigslist that can go over a wide range and variety of topics while changing top posts to create threads for a new topic of discussion created by its posters.
Due to Craiglists Politics Forums (Both Politics USA and Politics World Forums), Romantic Advice Forums (RoFo), and Parenting Forums (PaFo) being closed down to new posters in 2018 to cut down on sex trafficking that was instituted by Congress in 2018. (https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/23/596460672/craigslist-shuts-down-personals-section-after-congress-passes-bill-on-traffickin).
The remainder of posters from before 2018 and new posters after 2018 have been forced to post to Craigslists Open Forum (Opfo). Craigslist Open Forum has turned into a Politard fest, in addition with leftover creepy old men from Romantic Advice Forum (Rofo) harrassing or begging what few real women are left in Open Forum for tit pics or pics of themself, and if they refuse to post their pics they are called fat, bitches, pigs, or skanks. Some men in grey will ask women about incest or rape.
The women are accused of catfishing while there are some posters that are accused of being the opposite race of what they are. Open Forum lacks logic, reason, and accountability. Open Forum has become consumed with misogyny, misandry, racism, hypocrisy, irony, homophobia, body-shamers, pedophilia thinkers, incest thinkers, people haters, animal haters, scat posters, gore posters, edge lords, and porn addicts.
Craigslist OpFo has become one of the most mentally unhealthy places on the internet. Craigslist OpFo is popular for having lonely degenerates that harrass women for tit pics, harrass women to reply to them by top posting about them with insults, or catty gay men that troll women and men they do not like off of the forum by saying fuck off or go fuck yourself, or go fuck off and die or to shut up or shut the fuck up. Open Forum allows "grey" anonymous posting which encourages flaming, hatred, sockpuppets and obsessive compulsive disordered trolls. Handles are imped (copycatted) if the handles have a an I (eye) as it looks like a lower case (L) in the forum. heehawcalbr_549/drysdale_hathaway1 has been imped the most.
Politard Trolls
Left Wingers
  1. Barn_Sent_Me known for calling Fox News, Fux News and putting in "Save American Democracy ....Vote like a woman fighting for her rights...... always and forever" in his posts and "my friends I ask you". Also calls Donald Trump "Diseased Donald" (See also low level trolls)
  2. Shango1/CovidGal- Shango1 is known for asking questions about open forum conservatives. (See also low level trolls)
3.heehawcallbr_549/drysdale_hathaway1 is known for calling Donald Trump "Orange" and saying he caused lockdowns and insurrections. (see also low level trolls).
4.Wabbie/EightiesHaiSeventiesHaiShotofCortisone/MissingFingers/RageIssues
A highly profilic narcissitic troll that has been trolling on Craigslist Romantic Advice Forums and Open Forums for over 10 years. Claims he is the true king of opfo. (See also high level trolls).
5.noredwave-a left-winger that wishes death upon Trump.
  1. Tastebud-Orgy-left-winger. Right Wingers
  2. Sullivan77 A highly profilic troll that has been trolling Craigslist Romantic Advice Forums and Open Forums off and on for 10 years. Sullivan77 and Shango1get into politard debates over opfo conservative beliefs and opfo liberal beliefs. (See also high level trolls).
  3. Mickey1800/HorseDickMick- A highly profilic guitar playing troll that had trolled Craiglist Romantic Advice Forums 10 years ago and came back to Craigslist Open Forums in 2021. Mickey is also a talented photographer and artist. He spammed vocaroos about Wabbie because Wabbie kept bringing up Mickey's deceased parents . Mentally unstable scrub as Wabbie calls him. These two get into banter fights over petty things, sometimes including politics. (See also high level trolls).
High Level Trolls
The Master Troll-Stays in grey and renames other trolls with grey handle names that he does not like or tries to make them have meltdowns (dullivan77, Tard1800, DeadDrunk1800, ShitshowThoughtGaL42, SteamPukeGaL, Ryanfgt3). Mickey1800 calls him grilled, or grilledtomato and shares his emails that grilledtomato has sent to him. Known for making multiple handles to sockpuppet in grey dash with. (Handle overwriting).
Wabbie/EightiesHaiSeventiesHaiShotofCortisone/RageIssuess/MissingFingers
A highly profilic narcisstic troll that has been trolling on Craigslist Romantic Advice Forums and Open Forums for 10 years. Also known for creating multiple handles to sockpuppet with. Acts like he's still in high school sometimes by saying he has fucked people's moms, especially tries to say that to Mickey most the time.
  1. Mickey1800/HorseDickMick
A highly profilic guitar playing troll, talented photographer and artist that trolled Craigslist Romantic Advice Forums 10 years agao and then came back to Open Forum in 2021. Mentally unstable scrub as Wabbie would call him. These two get into banter fights over petty things, such as Wabbie bringing up Mickey's dead relatives and makes fun of his cars, sometimes including celebrities and politics. Wabbie calls him a drunken scrub, although he does not drink.
  1. Sullivan77
Sullivan is a nice guy, he is mostly a counter-troll to those that troll him. Shango1 and Sullivan get into political debates the most. Wabbie calls him a putz.
  1. Carrie/mynameisonthewall
known for posting pics and videos of herself, including a pic of her boobs. Thinks all greys that mention her are Bridgette.I don’t want anything to do with that wacko < - > 2023-01-06 14:39
But it doesn’t stop her from crying about me every day. I have another longass list of links to send into abuse. That usually shuts her up for awhile - she loses handles over it and has to start the 90 day wait all over again.
I haven’t sent in a list of links in a couple few months so she’s getting rambunctious haha
  1. Bridgette/ridgette_B known for making secret forums to troll Wabbie and Carrie with.
Medium Level Trolls
  1. Laurie current handle unknown-
known for going on about a drama saga involving a guy named Tom she has been in love with for 10 years and claims her sister, Debbie has mental issues and trolls her in grey on the forum.
  1. RyanFire3- known for being rofo asshole who trolled Carrie and rage quit Facebook Rofo.
I got banned from FB RoFo for < RyanFire3 > 03-30 21:40 tearing down Carrie because she is a basal slut. They all *including the admin* PH rallied around her and banned my ass. Funneh thing... I don't NEED them. Liek they need them selves. Bye.
  1. AyameM- known for crossing from Romantic Advice Forums to Open Forums for the past 10 years. Accused of having an OnlyFans. She is not really a troll, but does get trolled a lot.
  2. Kortalus a medium troll that antagonizes by being a know it all and is accused of being a pedo for posting a scantily clad pic of a girl that looked 16 years old. He also posted a pic of his penis.
  3. SteamPunkGaL known for being an obnoxious asshole of a SpamTroll and boosting Sullivan77's account with King Sullivan to antagonize Wabbie. Also known for doing Karen and Edna bits in grey and spamming vocaroos. (See also Shtik Trolls).
  4. ItsmeLD known for writing low-key racist rhetoric and bragging about her husband and horses.
  5. DeltaMuskRat known as the resident Pun King as some would call him. Not really a troll, a nice and funny guy.
8.PlasticBeetle/SmashingBricks known as a pseudo intellectual troll, sometimes makes sense sometimes doesn't. Always ask question, "What about me?"
9.Wendy_Darling23 known for being weird and somewhat obnoxious.
Low Level Trolls
  1. Shango1 other than asking questions about opfo conservatives he also ask random questions that do not give readers much thinking power in order to answer them.
  2. CovidGal-a young racist white girl that asks stupid questions to race bait with or just stupid questions in general.
  3. Barn_Sent_Me- sticks to politarding and claims to have a service record.
  4. heehawcallbr_549/drysdalehathaway1- other than politarding he is known for his faith in Christiany and calling imps that imp him like he's a gay guy as fags. and says to "flag the fag imp, ty".
  5. CakeMonsteCakeZombie- known for saying "cockslap down" and also posted a pic of his penis. (See also shtik trolls).
6 .TittlyLover9000- known for being a porn addict. Posts pics and gifs of women of almost all ages.
Shtik Trolls
  1. CakeMonsteCakeZombie- used to post pics of cakes, now posts pics of his penis and says "cockslap down" repeatedly.
  2. Brazos3- claims to be an 70 year old man with cognitive issues.
  3. WooferBop/WooferVille- dog shtik that buys Apple products.
  4. KittyMcNeal-cat shtik that posts cat pics.
  5. StarshinMoonbeam2-supposedly came from Craigslist Parenting Forum (PaFo) troll. Shtik unknown.
6.VentCent/SteamPunkGaL shtik claims that "Birds aren't Real".
  1. NiceFloridaGirl shtik claims to be an old lady that lives in Florida. Boring personality.
  2. SexayVixxen shtik claims to be an old lady. A bimbo, boring personality.
  3. RyanFire3- shtik claims to smoke weed and drink beer everynight. Past drama between him and Carrie from FB Rofo.
  4. RoyBatty1969-is a boxer with a grown up daughter. Sometimes adds more to conversations. Comes from Rofo.
  5. ItsKCan-seems like a normal person and sometimes adds more to conversations. Comes from Pafo.
  6. chillerman-known for being chill.
  7. swearbear- shtik is being a Karen.
  8. yepper- known for adding more to conversations. Comes from Rofo.
  9. HeliosKorax-known for adding more to conversations. Comes from Rofo.
  10. FlyontheWall-known to try to be somewhat funny and sometimes adds more to conversations. Comes from Rofo.
  11. ambrosejohnson645- claims to be a bisexual retired military man.
  12. 99Xboard-being a politarding forum flooding troll.
19.Hester_Prynne-shtik uknown, talks politics not sure which party they lean.
  1. Feather-Ace-shtik is thinking almost all the other handles are Tauren/Laurie.
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2023.03.30 17:43 PostingSomeToast All the Kia/Hyundai on the "ineligible for insurance" list because of the Kia Boys Tik Tok theft scandal..... FYI

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2023.03.30 17:41 Puzzleheaded-Dish693 Nike x Stussy Crewneck 2023 sizing

I just got a size S for the Nike x Stussy Crewneck from 2023 in Gray. Is it just me or is it pretty tight around the neck compared to other crewnecks? My other Nike crewnecks in a size M fit kinda loose around the neck and gives enough space to let the t-shirt under show but these Nike x Stussy ones hug my neck. I'm debating on sizing up to a M or not. Also do these crewnecks shrink?
What I got: https://stockx.com/nike-x-stussy-crew-fleece-grey-ss23
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2023.03.30 17:23 Meletrix2021 [IC] Zoom75 Updates - Price, GB time, Dual Batteries, Matching Keycaps, LCD App

Hi Everyone,
We are get closed to Zoom75 GB! Here are latest updates below:

Zoom75 GB Page Preview - There still will be minor updates before GB starts

Zoom75 Prototype Photos

Zoom75 Renders

Zoom75 video by Meletrix

Zoom75 Landing page

Zoom75 Cool Grey Review

Zoom75 Scarlet Red Review

Zoom75 Cyber Yellow Review

Zoom75 GT Silver Review

Zoom75 LCD Features

Zoom75 x Kitsune

More reviews and stream are coming soon, stay tuned!

A Glance of Zoom75 price

If you want knob and weigh only * Zoom75 EE Wired (White/Black) - knob & weight(white or black) $179 * Zoom75 EE Tri-mode (15 case colors ) - Aluminum Weight & Knob $199 * Zoom75 EE Tri-mode (15 case colors ) - PVD Mirror Weight(SS) & Knob (brass) $219 * Zoom75 SE Tri-mode (4 case colors ) - Aluminum Weight & Knob $229 * Zoom75 SE Tri-mode (4 case colors )- PVD Mirror Weight(SS) & Knob (brass) $249
If you want LCD as add-on * Zoom75 EE Wired (White/Black) - knob & weight + LCD $204 * Zoom75 EE Tri-mode (15 case colors ) - Aluminum Weight & Knob + LCD $224 * Zoom75 EE Tri-mode (15 case colors ) - PVD Mirror Weight(SS) & Knob (brass) + LCD $244 * Zoom75 SE Tri-mode (4 case colors ) - Aluminum Weight & Knob + LCD $254 * Zoom75 SE Tri-mode (4 case colors ) - PVD Mirror Weight(SS) & Knob (brass) + LCD $274

Zoom75 x Kitsune

Zoom75 x Kitsune (badge as default) $259, limited to 500 units globally.
You can also get badge add-ons at 10USD for the modular kit, and purchase the badge design you like.

Note: Vendors price may be slightly different depends on their shipping methods, tax and other costs. Please refer to your local vendor for the price.

Important Updates from last IC

2 Batteries

We see feedback concerning battery life, we decided to add 1 more battery for mass production.

Mobile APP for LCD - Pocket Wuque

Besides using keyboard hot keys to change LCD screens, we also have an mobile app - Pocket Wuque for both iOS and Android users to upload images.
We submitted the app to Google play and App store and are waiting for their approval.

Pocket Wuque Screenshot

We will release more about the app before GB starts.
Based on the votes in our discord, we decided to make the following keycaps to match, kitting and color cards will be updated before GB.

Matching Keycaps

GB Time

April 11th - April 26
GB maybe closed earlier if it reaches our soft limit.

Estimated Delivery Time

July, 2023

Special Pre-order Bonus

We are very thankful for our community’s support and patience. Zoom75 wouldn’t have been so exciting without your feedback. We also design some special small gifts for you, we hope you will like them!
First 3 days purchase -Little bear deskmat
When international GB reaches 4000 units,one USB receiver keycap will be added
When international GB reaches 6000 units,one 1U WS keycap puller will be added
When global GB reaches 10000 units, one special titanium switch puller will be added

If you are new to Zoom75, please check some more info below

Case Color

15 Zoom75 Standard Edition Black, white, Cool Grey, Lilac, Navy, Sky Blue, Blush Pink, Scarlet Red, Wild Green, Milky Green, Ivory Cream, Teal, Cyber Yellow, Plum, GT Silver
Coating: Electrostatic coating (Nano-coating for GT Silver)
4 Special Editions (with engraving) color: E-white, Anodized Lavender, Anodized Black, Anodized Orange
Coating: Anodized (Electrophoresis coating for white)

Supported Layout

  • WK
  • 6.25u & 7u spacebar
  • ISO & ANSI -Bluetooth 5.0 -2.4G Hz
  • VIA compatible
  • Per-key RGB
  • Split Spacebar (3u-1u-3u)
  • Split Backspace
  • Split Left Shift
  • Stepped Caps Lock
  • Hotswap
Note: If there are any changes to the Zoom75 details, the final product page in the GB will prevail.
If you have any ideas, please feel free to share here or fill in our Zoom 75 IC form. We will update with more information again soon!
Feel free to join Meletrix discord for more discussion too.
Thank you! Meletrix Team
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2023.03.30 17:15 StocksonHighAlertz Nitches Corp $NICH To Launch An Exclusive Premium Aged Whisky with Celebrity Partner

LAS VEGAS, March 30, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Nitches Corp (OTC: NICH) today announced an exciting new venture in the spirits industry, revealing plans to launch an exclusive premium aged whisky in collaboration with a soon-to-be-disclosed celebrity partner. This innovative product aims to disrupt the market with its unique approach to data-driven liquor brand ownership and cutting-edge customer insights.
Following the footsteps of successful brands like Grey Goose and Bulleit Whiskey, Nitches Corp's initial launch will feature RTS (Ready-to-Serve) bottles, offering customers the luxury and convenience of enjoying a premium cocktail experience at home. Grey Goose has recently introduced the "Perfect Martini" and Bulleit Whiskey the "Manhattan Cocktail" in a bottle, demonstrating the growing demand for such innovations.
By leveraging technology to collect direct customer data, Nitches Corp intends to understand consumers' preferences and needs better, using these insights to shape the future of the industry with trailblazing product development. This pioneering vision for the new spirit is set to make waves in the market as the first of its kind.
The launch is slated for 90-120 days from now, contingent upon all necessary elements being in place. Nitches Corp is dedicated to delivering this exceptional product to market expeditiously while maintaining the highest quality standards.
To ensure flexibility and accessibility, the premium aged whisky will initially be available in bottles, with canned versions to follow. Key distributors include Southern Glazers and an online direct-to-customer platform.
The spirits sector presents a lucrative opportunity for potential investors, with the global alcoholic beverages market expected to grow at a CAGR of 3.1% from 2021 to 2028, reaching an estimated value of $1,684 billion by 2028*. This growth, coupled with the company's innovative approach, offers early investors a chance to capitalize on a promising market segment.
With the anticipated launch of this exclusive premium aged whisky, Nitches Corp is poised to redefine the industry. The company eagerly looks forward to collaborating with its celebrity partner to create a one-of-a-kind, memorable experience for customers. Stay tuned for upcoming announcements and further updates on this exhilarating new product.
John Morgan, CEO of Nitches Corp, shared his excitement for the future, stating, "In addition to launching this lifestyle brand, we are still working with and launching clothing and other lifestyle brands for celebrity influencers. We have filed for a trademark for the name 'Lifestyle of Spirits' and expect to unveil the logo soon." The Lifestyle of Spirits brand also plans to collaborate with Made Gold and Starway Baker for capsule designs, offering consumers an even more exclusive experience.
*Statistics sourced from Grand View Research, Inc., "Alcoholic Beverages Market Size, Share & Trends Analysis Report by Product (Beer, Wine, Spirits), by Distribution Channel (On-trade, Off-trade), by Region, and Segment Forecasts, 2021 – 2028"
DISCLOSURE: This press release contains certain forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, which are intended to be covered by the safe harbors created thereby. Investors are cautioned that all forward-looking statements involve risks and uncertainties, including without limitation, the ability of Nitches to accomplish its stated plan of business. Nitches believes that the assumptions underlying the forward-looking statements contained herein are reasonable, any of the assumptions could be inaccurate, and there forward-looking statements included in this press release will prove to be accurate. Considering the significant uncertainties inherent in the forward-looking statements included herein, the inclusion of such information should not be regarded as a representation by Nitches or any other person.
SOURCE Nitches Corp https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/nitches-corp-to-launch-an-exclusive-premium-aged-whisky-with-celebrity-partner-301785611.html?tc=eml_cleartime
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