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2023.03.22 07:30 Tylorthecreot so this one guy really is the tamed impalas… wow

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2023.03.22 07:30 false-and-homosexual DAE feel like your therapist hates you because you’re ugly

He’s really a great guy. He hasn’t done anything to imply that he hates me. When I’m in session with him, I don’t get vibes that he dislikes me.
Outside of session though, he probably thinks that I’m the ugliest person that he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even want to continue working with me, but he has to, since it’s his job. I’m extremely irritating, and do nothing to improve myself. All I do is bitch about my problems. There’s no way that I’m having trouble eating, because I’m fat. I’m literally lying for attention.
If I tell him these things, I really don’t even know what he could do about it. If he denies it, I would think that he’s lying. If he doesn’t, I would be upset.
I know that these are almost certainly just my insecurities projecting onto him.
I should probably just fucking tell him this right???? Seems like the obvious solution, but why is it so damn hard.
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2023.03.22 07:30 chocolanaywhomstve In dire need of 100+ thesis respondents on women experiences and struggles. Please help us!

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2023.03.22 07:29 xobunnizwurld can i do repairs myself? (WV)

Me and my roommate moved into our first place (a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment) a little under 6 months ago. The place is quite shit but the bills are cheap, its in a good place in town, and its quite spacious, so we're planning on staying for a while and want to invest into the space. When we moved in plenty of things were left unfinished and dirty. The "cleaning lady" even left her nice swifer mop which we kept. I wanna fix some cosmetic things and some actual issues.
Me and my roommate have decided to no longer include management unless there is a big issue (like how we got our leaking pipes fixed and moldy carpet pulled) But we're tired of not getting any efficient help. They only come if repairs are dire to health and safety. And even then theyre flaky and will take a long time to respond. And when they do come we have to block out our entire days, as maintenance will come hours late and stay for hours even on quick repairs. We also cant be alone with him as he is creepy and inappropriate and this makes it even harder to schedule. We suspect maintenance gets paid hrly and thats why he overstays his welcome and constantly talks abt wanting to do big, days-long, and unneeded upgrades while avoiding actual repairs.
We have already fixed smaller stuff (like putting on switch/outlet covers) but the two cosmetic ones are drawers and doors. Our doors are similar to those in a trailer home where theyre thin. They had a bunch of holes that were patched but now we're left with the infamous door vaginas. Its from where they drew in wood grain with marker and never stained over. God forbid I just want to stain them so bad. The second is a kitchen drawer, or more the lack there of. When we moved in the maintenance man said he was getting one custom made bc of its odd-small size. He offered to cover the hole with a piece of wood, but we declined bc he said the drawer would be done in a couple of weeks. We still dont have a drawer, just a hole. Can I go ahead and cover it? The only other thing is the bathroom vent, it doesn't work. Maintenance brought it up when we first moved in but hasn't since. I would probably have my dad do it bc he is skilled, unlike maintenance who took 4 hours to install a dishwasher (1hr max job) and didn't even put the dust panel on.
Management is lenient (ex: no pets allowed but every tenant has a pet). The landlord has never came, only maintenance. Maintenance man is pretty dumb. It took him two visits to notice our rabbit enclosure that is next to the entrance and half of our living room. So we think he wouldnt even notice or care if we changed things. He also has a huge man crush on my dad and always asks abt him and whenever my father is over he'll ask him for help/advice. I think if I just say my dad did it then he wouldnt even bat an eye. I feel like I've heard in some places if tenants do repairs theyre required some form of compensation, but I dont even care abt that I just want my place to feel like a home without getting into trouble.
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2023.03.22 07:29 SippinSoda320 Demon Radio. This happened at Walmart by the mall on 3/16.

Don’t judge me by what I’m about to say but…….
I smoked something I shouldn’t have. My brain was tuned to Demon Radio. I was hearing a demon speak to me all night long and all the next day. Telling me how I have 4 days to live. Then down to one. Then down to as soon I get home. Then I said the wrong things and it said I had 1 hour to kill myself or it’s going to take my family’s souls to hell. By this point I have been convinced this is real and really happening. It used my sisters voice to further manipulate me and I ended up driving my car really fast it said let go of the wheel I said no I’m not dying that way. I pull up to a shell by a couple beers and head towards Walmart. I have negotiated with the demon that knife will do. I chug most of a Budweiser (I don’t drink at all) park my crown vic right outside the welcome doors of Walmart and run inside the nearest sharpest object is a pizza cutter. All while telling myself I have to kill myself to save my family over and over. I rip open the packaging and look for a place where I won’t be bothered. Can’t find one. Stop looking. Running out of time. Sock aisle. Sit. Begin cutting left arm. Quick deep cuts down the street not across. Demon cheering me on. Deeper. Deeper. Faster. People are noticing. Do you need help? Are you ok? I’m fine leave me alone. I get up. Run towards dressing rooms. Run into a man. Arm severely wounded hemorrhaging blood. Bloody pizza cutter in on hand. He freezes. I check every dressing room door. All locked. Fuck. Running out of time. Pools and trails of heavy thick red blood marking everywhere I’ve been. Heads up. Security Guard. Quick walking towards exit now everything’s blurry. Pocket the pizza cutter so I don’t look like a maniac who is trying to hurt more than just himself. Blow past the receipt lady. Car’s right where I left it. Initially walk past the car but knew police would tie me to it if I survive, not only have I faked my family but I’ll have to deal with a dui. Open container, full beer. Get in the car and I throw both away. Drive off deeper into the parking lot. Park all fucked up. My dad calls me. Where are you? He witness a full length day of me talking to the demon he knew I wasn’t right. Walmart. Wyd? Saving you. Lala (my sister) is trying to call you. Ok I’ll call her. Call her. Break down can’t tell what’s real anymore. Phone dies. My conversation with my sister continues via the demon. (It used Lala’s voice) . My sister in my head telling me I fucked up I have to kill myself. Suddenly unconvinced that this is real. Fuck you! My sister would never tell me to kill myself! Look down at arm. Holy fucking shit what did I do. Cops swarm the area. Pizza cutter sits nexts to cigarettes. Cops pulls up. The whole right side of car is a wall. Window don’t go down door won’t open. He goes around . Hey man what’s going on . I’m saving my family. Don’t remember the convo too good but I tell him I’m teaching for a smoke while teaching without hesitation. I thought he’d get mad but I guess he realized I’m more a danger to myself than I am to him. He lets me smoke one. This entire time I’ve been pumping my fist in an effort to bleed out. Hey cop what time is it. 959. I was supposed to die a minute ago. Completely defeated I finished the cig and flick. I make my way out of the car. Frisk. Emts. Ambulance. Get tied down. I start talking shit to the demon. When all of sudden. Another voice soothing at first. Revealed to be the devil himself. “Taken a special interest in me”. Holy shit. Fear over 9000. Going insane in my head. My subconscious continues to disrespect and insult the devil. He beckons me to continue tell me everything. Visions of eternal suffering. I can’t make it stop. Fall asleep they say. When you wake up you will wake up in fire. Holy shit no. Been awake over 30 hours fighting off sedatives. Holy shit no. Get to the hospital. Completely insane. Strap down ripping straps. Eventually accept my fate. Decide to sleep but my subconscious has developed Tourette’s and is constantly insulting the devil. I bet I don’t mean it I can’t make it stop. He says my subconscious is just telling him everything it truly feels. He hangs on every word. Everytime I’m about to fall asleep my subconscious makes our situation worse. The first demon says your already in the deepest shithole you can be in just fall asleep. Holy shit no. Panic. Panic. Panic. More sedatives. Finally asleep. Wake up intermittently while receiving stitches. Ow. Fuck. Ow. “You think that hurts? Just you waiiiiiit”. Sleep. Darkness. Wake up. Hospital. Not on fire. Holy shit why am I here? I’m supposed to be dead. They lied. It wasn’t real. Arm? Stitched. They make their presence known. Holy shit it’s still happening. Why didn’t I die? You have to do it yourself. “Rip out your stitches and you will bleed to death” over and over and over and over . So I start ripping them. Can’t do it. Think of the suffering ahead of me . Find the strength. Rip one or two . Nurses notice. Sedatives & strap down . Wake up new stitches. Being transferred. Demons volume has gone down . Have a nice conversation with the emt about street fighter the entire ride to the psyche ward. Notice my gold bracelet is gone. Bummer. One last echo chamber, “your days are numbered”. Holy shit . Now at the psyche ward. Spent 3 1/2 days there . Each day tuning off of demon radio and coming back to human radio. Psyche ward is a whole other story. Get out family takes me to eat get me new clothes shoes haircut. Says they found a rehab ranch I’ll be spending a year in once my arm heals. Reconvince me of reality and say I was being manipulated. They were never in danger. The demons have tried to get you to kill yourself before but your too strong you’d never do that. Unless it meant you’d save your loved ones. You would do anything to save us. Even the one thing you’d never do. The demons hated you for your strong will. And used against you. We’re here your here. Let’s go get food. It. Wasn’t. Real. A day goes by. Then another. Now today. Got my stitches removed and healing pretty well. I cut really deep and pretty far. Who knew a pizza cutter could do that. Looking forward to the ranch rehab.
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2023.03.22 07:29 henrymidfields Good places within the metropolitan area to practice flying a drone?

I'm aware of the regulations surrounding flying a drone. Keep 30m distance, under 120m height off ground, back off 5 nautical miles from big airports like Kingsford and their approach paths, everything. But I just realized now to my horror at my ignorance of the following: while CASA may be okay flying in a certain area, the same thing cannot be said for local councils etc.
I initially started practicing flying in an empty area in the northern half of Moore Park, which CASA is okay with as long as you stay clear of any helicopters, but which I only found out now that Centennial Parklands (which also owns Moore Park) has a problem against - though I wasn't told off by anyone and I managed to get away with. Technically, that means almost all of the surrounding suburbs is out for me. (I live in Surry Hills.)
I know Jubilee Park was okay in a past thread, and hopefully haven't changed. The same past thread also mentioned Bondi, Coogee, and Clovelley beaches, but given how crowded they tend to be during the day, I'm ruling them out for all practical purposes.
Other places that I am considering as an option would be Croydon Park and Lees Park, and the northern half of Canterbury Racecourse, which is just outside the 5 nautical miles exclusion area from Kingsford Airport.
Anyone else have any good suggestions? Within an hour of public transport from Central Station would be preferable, as I don't drive. Also my practice drone is a Dij Mavic Mini 2, and I'm planning to practice for my REOC license, for building inspection work.
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2023.03.22 07:29 konjino78 Don't bother with Nordstrom Rack Liquidation sale (5% off)

As many of you probably know, all Nordstrom Rack stores are closing in Canada and they started sales on Tuesday.
I went to Nordstrom Rack after work to check this sale but instead, I was met with a whopping 5% off on everything in the store. Also, parking was packed and relatively busy inside, so I thought I'd let you know so you don't waste your time. I am guessing as they get closer to the closing date, they will increase the discount.
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2023.03.22 07:29 tisbrilliantbruv As of recently I (f22) have a severe reaction to alcohol and unsure why

I am a 22 year old female and I currently am diagnosed with adhd, ocd, anxiety and depression. I’ve had three hip surgeries in case that’s relevant? I currently take vyvanse 40mg, abilify 2mg and Prozac 40mg. I’m 5’6 and i weigh 130lbs.
Since I was in high school I’ve been able to drink alcohol and handle it fairly well. I always knew my limit and could recognize when enough was enough. I never got out of control at parties or clubs.
In 2021, i began noticing rashes on my face the morning after I drank. Dark red spots scattered my cheeks every time I drank. But they only appeared the next day. They also didn’t appear anywhere else on my body. But they were quite obvious.
I started noticing more significant hangovers. Such as, throwing up after one or two drinks the night before.
In fall 2022 I drank the same amount, if not less, than I would typically drink in a night. 4 drinks? Maybe? When the summer before I could handle well over 5. I felt fine and I was present until I immediately wasn’t. I threw up all over myself in the Uber. And then I passed out in a parking lot until my parents got me home.
Last weekend, I attended a get together with friends at a baclub. I drank the same amount as them, possibly less? I went into the washroom and felt okay. Sure yeah I was drunk but I felt okay. I closed the stall door and locked myself in before I collapsed. Security was called by my boyfriend when I never came out of the washroom. Thank god he got me home safely. But he almost had to call me an ambulance or the police.
Ultimately, I will just not drink moving forward. But I would really like to know what could possibly be causing this sudden and scary change.
Side note: i only really drink once every few months.
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2023.03.22 07:28 DoubleAgentBlumaroo I keep getting this phrase, and will for the next 4 lessons I think. Why do I keep having the clothes of a child?

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2023.03.22 07:28 Miserable_Reception9 I know this isn’t my business, but this is my mom. My mom job has been taking advantage of her paying.

This has been going on for years. My mom works at a facility which my aunt owns. She offered her a job that can take care of 6 patient some who are unable to physically walk or even go to the bathroom. After a few years I have notice her paying has become significantly low. From 2k to 1100 and sometimes 600. My aunt adult daughter have taken over as an administrator of the facility and has been charging her for food and room in 2018. I have seen on the website that they have been charged so much toward labor board and I haven’t seen them since. I ask my mother to sue her, but of course she said that I am her family and would never do that to her. I became infuriated! My aunt daughter decided to tell my mom to sign a paper of her hours that didn’t indicate the time she was clocked in and the time she was clocked out. Literally she just modified it and put 8 hours. My mom agreed. She still ask for money and yet I feel that this needs to be taken into legal action. What can I do?
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2023.03.22 07:28 FiLTHy_900 Can a game designer fill a role as a game programmer?

so i'm looking into getting a degree to be a game dev, and i'm torn between wether i should pursue the path of a game designer or the path of a game programmer. i think i would enjoy game designer as a job more from what i can see about it from an outsider perspective, but the talk of it being highly competitive compared to game programming is a bit intimidating. i'm not opposed to being a game programmer because that's still doing what i want to do, developing games, and the higher demand for programmers does seem like i will be less worried about landing a job.
so my question is. can i pursue a degree in game design as plan a and if i'm not having any luck, use the same degree to land a job as a game programmer instead? i see some degrees in game design do provide some knowledge and training in coding and programming, but is it enough to be considered for a position as a programmer?
another thing to consider is that i enjoy tabletop rpgs as well as video games and would find a job working on those satisfying aswell. would a degree in game design have any correlation in that despite it being more geared towards video games? could it be used to land a job at a company producing say d&d content or is it strictly useful in the field of video games?
thank you for any and all answers!
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2023.03.22 07:27 steadygosling210 Custom Animal Villagers: how did LDShadowLady do it? (Empires SMP S2)

the great mystery of modern minecraft currently is How in the world has ldshadowlady created 3 different Animal Races of Villagers in her latest SMP Empires S2.
Now it took me some time but heres what ive gathered:
  1. There are 0 mods involved, and its most likely down to a texture pack / data pack
  2. Its more than likely a different Texture for each VILLAGER TYPE based on JOBS, not based on villager biomes, as Lizzie stated multiple times her villagers in each section are all the same job type.
  3. it may be an Addon to a pre-existing resource pack, as when she first introduced the Fox Villagers , she linked this mod which looks very similar to the rest of the animals aswell : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/texture-packs/wedontbite
Im thinking she may have taken the We Dont Bite resource pack and created custom animal villagers for each job type as that mod only adds the Fox villagers. Do you guys have any ideas as to how?
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2023.03.22 07:27 luvcchu Recommendations that don't have similar tropes?

(TLDR at bottom) I finished ORV recently and I'm looking for something else to read. I'm pretty sick of webnovel/manga tropes like isekai, op mc's, regression, gaming world insert because I feel like the stories are pretty shallow in building characters and interesting relationships. I really liked ORV (and I mean REALLY liked ORV) for the endearing characters, themes that really hit home for me, and well built emotional moments (the way I sob every time I read the bday scene). To name a few, I liked the readewriteprotagonist themes and dynamics, the exploration of dokja's horrendous self esteem and the tie-in to themes of happiness and choice, and I found morally grey characters with issues like the main trio interesting to explore. I didn't mind the tropes in ORV because I felt like the author did a good job at utilizing the tropes to explore all these other things (like self insert for the readewriteprotagonist meta stuff, regression depression).

Some other stuff I enjoyed reading were
Chainsaw man: I thought the mangaka was really good at exploring and expressing really twisted relationship dynamics and the mental state of the main casts. The first part was also a very tight knit story that could be read alone in my opinion so I felt like it was just very solid.
D.gray-man: A long time favorite of mine so this is slightly tinted in nostalgia but I thought the author made a very interesting protagonist because of his moral grey-ness, his story, and what him and the main cast are caught in. The story is getting more and more complex as the main mystery unfolds right now. Art is also beautiful!
Noragami: A really good exploration of abuse and living in my opinion. I think the characters are very fun but dynamic and real, oddly enough considering they're either gods or dead.
And for books, I recently liked crying in Hmart, no longer human, fish don't exist, and demian.


tldr; I would like to avoid similar tropes if the story feels shallow. The themes and vibes don't have to match ORV but I would like something with that depth of exploration of stuff like characters, themes, relationships, etc.
I feel like all this sounds very elitist and picky but please help haha. Finishing ORV left a huge void in my heart.
Any type of recommendation is fine! Web novels, manga/manhwa, regular novels, visual novels, etc. :)
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2023.03.22 07:27 The_kangaroo_ WHAT ARE MY CHANCES????? I AM APPLYING IN AUGUST 2023

What are my chances of getting into a COMPUTER SCIENCE college with tuition + living and food= 30k total ( basically I wanna receive an aid as an international student or any scholarships that can reduce the total cost to 30k)
My stats are :-
9th grade 75 % 10 grade ICSE 93% 11th grade 90% 12th grade 86( expecting)
SAT - not given yet but practice test marks- 1540

  1. STAGE 2 International humming bird OLYMPIAD qualifier, Region rank 2/ 3000+.
  2. Volunteering work- Taught poor and homeless kids who couldn't go to school for 135+ hours during summer break. Raised 35000+ rupees to provide them with food, basic amenities like toilets, carpets. Hospitalized kids who suffered from diseases like Typhoid, malaria, dengue etc. Got major attention from local newspapers, community and the managing head of the city.
  3. House leader of my school for 3+ years , was the managing head for 3000+ students in a get together with Neighbouring schools for 3 years straight and other 15 different functions.
  4. Built a website for kids to learn effectively used by over 5900 people over a regular basis ( had to shut down due to financial reasons)
  5. Raised awareness among people to take care of our environment, swept roads of distance 15+ kilometers (10 miles ) with my team, cleaned trash cans which were not cleaned(1000+ cans cleaned) , cleaned the littered places, created banners of not spitting . Planted over 500 plants over 2 years. Collected donations of over 20k for cancer suffering patients.
  6. Represented my school in different regional and national championships of badminton and rugby. 2 times regional champion in singles badminton championship. 1 time rugby regional champion team
  7. Worked as an intern at a programming institute named NCC for 1+ year. Provided computer services to people with no money for free who couldn't afford to apply for scholarships and colleges as they didn't had any technology in the remote villages.
  8. Champion at INTERNATIONAL MATHS COMPETITION got Region/ district rank 1( first time in the history of my school).
  9. Created a prototype for automatic sweeper which was approved by the region technical manager. Received attention from the regional newspaper for this.
  10. Was leader of the marching band at my school, Leader of the students association, Co- leader of the Sports committee , Hosted SPORTS DAY in my school for 3+ years, Taught juniors how to play Badminton - they won gold medal at interschool competition 2021.
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2023.03.22 07:26 GERBILSAURUSREX Sometimes I hear it.

"Dude, what are you laughing at?" Asked my friend Steve as my laughter slowly changed from a giggle to an outright cackle. I was in the chair nursing a PBR and baked out of my gourd. Steve and Darnell were on the couch locked into a fierce game of 2K. They were also crossfaded. There was nothing happening of comedic value.
I said it was nothing as I always do. If you hang out with me enough you'll notice this happens from time to time. Some people are weirded out by it. Fortunately I've always been able to find friends who find it an endearing quirk.
The truth is that I can't explain it. Other than to say sometimes I hear it.
For the life of me I can't describe it. I've sat in my room for hours trying to say it. I've tried to sing it in the shower. I've banged shit together to try to make it. I've used a synth ran through an obscene string of effects pedals and dicked around in pro tools until the shrooms wore off trying to recreate it. I never get close.
I've been hearing it for a long time. At first it was terrifying. I'd hear it in the middle of the night and start screaming in my bed. At first, my parents chalked it up to run of the mill night terrors. They got annoyed when I'd ask "what was that?" Or "where is that coming from?" when they heard nothing and I couldn't even describe it. They got worried when they realized I was serious.
Doctors thought it was neurological. Tests revealed nothing. There was concern I was just acting out and questions were raised about our home life. But we were happy enough. Nothing out of the ordinary and certainly no abuse. The diagnosis was eventually auditory hallucinations. And since I showed no other signs of mental illness, it was recommended that they get me on a strict sleep schedule, and see a therapist specializing in cognitive behavioral therapy.
I realized at this point even at a young age that this wasn't going away, and I no longer felt like I was in danger, so I might as well just pretend that it was working.
The only thing that bothered me, or rather, bothers me. I don't know what it is. Medical science has tried and failed. No textbook in any field, nor just Google for that matter, is useful when it's impossible to spell what you're trying to research.
I'm sure Joel Osteen would tell me Jesus will rid me of it if I send enough money. I had a guy at White Castle tell me he could stop it. I just have to give up all of my earthly possessions, go out to his totally not a commune farm, stop worrying about the guns and drink his bathwater once a day like all of his follo... I mean friends.
Honestly though I don't care that I hear it. Like I said, I don't feel like I'm in danger because of it, it stopped even being annoying long ago. I just can't help but wonder about it. Is it a word? Is it a code I need to break? Is it the name of some cosmic entity who wants me to be it's vanguard but doesn't yet understand our plane of existence well enough to know it's name is a sound that can't be made here? Am I hearing it when I hear it or just thinking about the last time I heard it.
Sometimes I hear it so much that it stops having meaning. Obviously it's never really had meaning.
The best way I can explain what I mean by that is to tell you to think about the penis game. You know, where you and your other annoying teenage friends would be at a park, or a McDonald's and just say penis louder and louder until someone makes you stop. At a certain point penis stops meaning a sexual organ. It no longer conjures images of a big veiny dong triumphantly at full mast. It's just noise. Sometimes it's just noise to me.
Honestly I'd like to just think Lovecraft isn't fiction. But I can't simply because he at least tried to spell his shit.
Every now and then the absurdity hits me in just the right way and I can't help but laugh. I just don't know.
I only know two things. The first is that I'll never know for sure. The second is that until the day I die, sometimes I'll hear it.
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2023.03.22 07:26 Resumesolution Professional Resume Writing Best Resume Writers

Introduction
A resume is a document that provides a snapshot of your professional experience, skills, and accomplishments. Think of it as a first impression on potential employers. It should be clear, concise, and easy to read.
There are different types of resumes, and each has its own strengths and weaknesses. The three most common types of resumes are chronological, functional, and hybrid.
Chronological resumes are the most traditional and commonly used. They list your work history in reverse chronological order, starting with your most recent position and going back in time. This type of resume is best for people with a steady work history and clear career progression.
Functional resumes focus on your skills and experience, rather than your work history. They are best for people who have gaps in their employment history, or who have held a variety of jobs.
Hybrid resumes are a mix of the chronological and functional formats. They list your work history in reverse chronological order, but also include a section that highlights your skills and experience. This type of resume is best for people with both a steady work history and transferable skills.
When you're writing your resume, be sure to include the following:
- Your name and contact information
- A summary or objective
- A list of your skills
- Your work history
- Education and training
- Awards and accomplishments
- Any publications or presentations
- Any professional memberships or affiliations
With so many types of resumes to choose from, it can be difficult to know which one is right for you. The best way to decide is to look at examples of each type of resume and see which one best highlights your skills and experience.
2. What Makes a Top Resume?
When it comes to job hunting, your resume is your most important tool. It is the first thing that potential employers will see, and it is what will help them decide whether or not to call you in for an interview.
There are a few things that all top resumes have in common. If you make sure to include these elements in your own resume, you will increase your chances of getting called in for an interview.
  1. A top resume is clear and concise.
Most employers only spend a few seconds skimming through a resume, so it is important to make sure that your resume is clear and to the point. Get rid of any unnecessary information, and make sure that the information that you do include is easy to read and understand.
  1. A top resume is focused on your most relevant experience.
Your resume should be focused on your most relevant experience, especially if you do not have a lot of experience in the field you are applying for. Don't waste space with irrelevant information; instead, use that space to highlight your most impressive accomplishments.
  1. A top resume is tailored to the specific job you are applying for.
When you are applying for a specific job, your resume should be tailored to that job. This means including keywords from the job listing in your resume, and emphasizing the experience and skills that are most relevant to the job.
  1. A top resume is free of errors.
Your resume should be free of any spelling or grammar errors. If an employer sees a mistake on your resume, they will assume that you are careless and not worth their time. Make sure to proofread your resume several times before you submit it.
  1. A top resume is a unique reflection of you.
Your resume should be a unique reflection of you as a person and as a professional. It should be clear from your resume what makes you a unique and qualified candidate for the job.
If you make sure to include these elements in your resume, you will increase your chances of getting called in for an interview. By taking the time to create a top-notch resume, you will be one step closer to landing your dream
3. The Components of a Top Resume
There are three key components to a top resume: content, design, and keywords. Let’s take a closer look at each one.
Content
The content of your resume is, of course, the most important part. This is what will determine whether or not you get called in for an interview. Make sure your resume is clear, concise, and free of any grammar or spelling errors. Include only the most relevant information, and leave out anything that doesn’t directly relate to the job you’re applying for.
Design
The design of your resume is also important. A well-designed resume will be easy to read and will showcase your most relevant information. Avoid using overly complicated designs or too many colors, as this can be distracting to the reader. Stick to a simple design that is easy on the eyes.
Keywords
Finally, be sure to include relevant keywords throughout your resume. Many employers use applicant tracking systems (ATS) to screen resumes, and these systems are designed to scan for specific keywords. Include keywords that are relevant to the job you’re applying for, as well as skills that are relevant to the position. This will help ensure that your resume makes it through the ATS and into the hands of a human recruiter.
By following these tips, you can be sure that your resume will be one of the top ones that employers see. With a little effort, you can increase your chances of landing an interview and getting the job you want.
4. How to Write a Top Resume
Are you looking for tips on how to write a top resume? If so, you've come to the right place! In this blog post, we'll share four tips that will help you craft a resume that is sure to impress potential employers.
  1. Keep it concise.
When it comes to your resume, less is definitely more. Recruiters and hiring managers are incredibly busy, so they don't have time to read through pages and pages of information. Keep your resume short and sweet by only including the most relevant information.
  1. Highlight your accomplishments.
Your resume should be a highlight reel of your most impressive professional accomplishments. Don't be shy about tooting your own horn - potential employers want to see what you're capable of.
  1. Use keywords.
Many companies use applicant tracking systems (ATS) to screen resumes. These systems are designed to scan resumes for certain keywords that match the job description. So, make sure to include relevant keywords in your resume to ensure that it makes it past the ATS.
  1. Proofread, proofread, proofread.
One of the quickest ways to lose a potential employer's interest is to submit a resume with typos or other errors. Before you hit "send," take the time to proofread your resume and make sure that it is free of any mistakes.
By following these four tips, you can rest assured that your resume will be in tip-top shape when you start applying for jobs. Good luck!
5. Tips for Creating a Top Resume
When it comes to job hunting, your resume is your most important tool. It is your chance to make a good first impression and demonstrate why you are the best candidate for the job.
Creating a top-notch resume can be a challenge, but it is not impossible. Here are five tips to help you create a resume that will get you noticed:
  1. Keep it relevant
When it comes to your resume, relevance is key. Make sure to tailor your resume to each specific job you are applying for. Highlight the skills and experience that are most relevant to the position.
  1. Use strong action verbs
When describing your experience and accomplishments, be sure to use strong action verbs. Words like "achieved," "managed," and "created" will make your resume more powerful and persuasive.
  1. Highlight your results
Employers want to see what kind of results you have achieved in your previous roles. When listing your experience, be sure to include specific numerical data and examples of your successes.
  1. Make it readable
Your resume should be easy to read and understand. Use clear, concise language and structure your resume in a way that is easy to follow.
  1. Keep it updated
It is important to keep your resume up-to-date, especially if you are actively job-hunting. Make sure to add any new skills or experience you have acquired. Also, be sure to remove any outdated information.
By following these tips, you can be confident that you are submitting a top-notch resume. However, don't forget that your resume is just one part of the job-hunting process. Be sure to prepare for your interviews and sell yourself as the best candidate for the job.
6. Conclusion
When it comes to your resume, there are a few key things to keep in mind in order to make sure that it is as effective as possible. First and foremost, you want to make sure that your resume is clear and concise, without any superfluous information. Secondly, you want to make sure that your resume is tailored to the specific job that you are applying for. Finally, you want to make sure that your resume is free of any errors, both grammatical and typographical.
If you can keep these things in mind, then you will be well on your way to crafting a resume that will help you get the job that you want.
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2023.03.22 07:26 ThrowRA5210521 I'm [26M] friends with a coworker [29M] who's a toxic asshole. Help

I (26M) work with a colleague(29M) who has a few months seniority over me. He considers me his closest friend at work and has confided in me about some deeply personal shit. His life is pretty messed up (he hasnt made the best choices) and I know hes struggling--to the point where he's asked me for money, he's joked about offing himself, etc. I pay for his lunch often just so he'll eat. I try to offer him the kind of empathy a friend would bc he seems to really need it. He can be really cool, but working with him is a totally different story.
We both started in the same position, but he was recently promoted where he has some jurisdiction to send me on projects for him.( I was also offered the promotion but declined since I'd like my career to move in a different direction) We work closely every day. I work hard to finish all my tasks on top of helping him out and nothing is ever good enough for him. He'll lose his shit in front of everyone if I ever make a mistake (all of which have been extremely insignificant), and when he makes a mistake, he finds a way to blame me for it every time. He'll switch so fast from being cool to insanely rude, embarrassing me in front of other coworkers by yelling at me or telling me to hurry up, calling me by my job name like its an insult (now that hes promoted). I know I'm competent at my job, I work hard, and am well-liked by management. I just don't know how to deal with how he treats me. Lately I just take it, I dont know what else to do. I don't want to cause a scene, I hate confrontation because I know if it's with him it'll backfire somehow. I don't want to talk to HR or my boss and rat him out, I just want the disrespect to stop. I work with this dude every day. I can't escape him and can't even have lunch in peace. He's attached because I'm the only one who's ever nice to him, but it's only just made it easier for him to walk all over me. Is there a way to still give him the support of a friend and get the respect I deserve? I'm nervous that he doesnt have anyone else. Idk. Help.
TDLR: Struggling friend is simultaneously the worst coworker I have ever had. Blames me for his mistakes and publicly harasses me since his promotion. I'm forced to work with him every day. How do I deal without it backfiring?
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2023.03.22 07:26 rhune-asphodel I (24F) am struggling with repulsion (ick) in my relationship with my (36M) partner…

Has anyone been able to come back from feeling utter repulsion from their partner? There’s no particular reason, just a lot of very small ones.
I (24F) met my 36M partner while working together at a really stressful job that required us to be together alone for extended periods of time. We have (I suspect) trauma bonded and now have been “dating” for 3 really long and kind of miserable years. I was living on my own for the majority of this relationship so I was able to push off a lot of the things I did not like about my partner. When I didn’t want to see him I could simply stay home or make an excuse. Well, about six months ago he pushed hard for me to move in with him into his very, very small home. I’ve felt trapped and claustrophobic ever since I’ve arrived here. All of the things that I STRONGLY dislike about him are now glaring me in the face. He refuses to use good table manners. He generally smells bad due to mouth breathing and doesn’t put any effort into his appearance. Having conversations about regular life things are now repulsing me from him because I feel like there is a disconnect in perspective. I also feel disparity in intelligence and creativity between us. He is unorganized, consistently makes unhealthy choices, and has made startling subtle homophobic/ transphobic and even racist comments at times. It is apparent he has failed in many aspects of his life as he has few friends and essentially lives as a hermit. No goals or ambitions and regularly states that he has “wasted a decade” smoking weed and playing video games. On top of all this, any time I stand up, he’s right behind me. There is no room for my hobbies here. I haven’t painted, or practiced yoga, etc. The big problem for me is that he isn’t a mean or cruel person. He is kind where it matters and loyal to me. It’s hard to deal with these feelings of repulsion when there no obvious conflict in our relationship. I’m concerned I should’ve ended this relationship when I realized I wouldn’t enjoy the idea of living with him. We are moving into a bigger place in a different city. I’m hoping that these huge changes with help me build a better relationship with him but I just feel weighed down. I’m not sure what I’m looking for here in this subreddit. I’m just feeling alone and overwhelmed. I’ve been married and divorced before (high-school sweetheart) and this is my first relationship outside of that. I’m afraid I’ve dug myself in too deep. I’m afraid I’m dating a loser.
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2023.03.22 07:25 DifficultLife6969 I just don't fit in, I don't have a purpose, I don't have any talents

Lots of people growing up knowing exactly what they want to do. Some people love computers and pick up programming as a hobby and those kids 10 years ago are probably software engineers at some tech company in California today. Some people knew they wanted to join the military and follow in their father's footsteps, I know several people who went to a military academy and now they're 6 to 8 years into their career as an officer making bank and seeing the world. Some people are good at music, some at acting, some are good at art. They all have these niche little areas they're good at that they can work towards to hit it big.
I have nothing. I'm not good at math, computers, programming, science. I wasn't strong willed enough to do the military. I wasn't a high enough achiever to get into some good ivy league school and become a respected lawyer or scientist. I'm not good with people and can't do sales or management. I'm not good at arts or music and will never be in a band or make art that people would actually pay money for. I feel like a dumb kid that's not good at everything, and everyone else around me is an adult that actually knows how to do these jobs and make things work.
I just don't have anything. And I don't know what to do with my life anymore. The world is too competitive and I just don't fit in. My health is failing, I'm poor, I still live with my parents in my 30's. I'm just so tired man. I wish I were never born, this who living thing is too goddamn tough for me.
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2023.03.22 07:24 whyamiherealt Need some help with stuff for one of my stories

I’m currently writing a novel called Restinction, it’s a horror dinosaur-focused story about a palaeontologist who gets a job offer to be a guide for a secret expedition, to a large rainforest. The rainforest has dinosaurs spread throughout it, and the characters will encounter obstacles, challenges and tough decisions along the way.
Theres one problem I have, however. I don’t have motivations for my main character, Dale Levine (the palaeontologist I mentioned earlier). I want to take a bit of the spotlight away from the dinosaurs and focus on some compelling, internal human drama with the characters, just to equally balance it. And I also have another problem. Why would dinosaurs, of all creatures, be living in this large rainforest?
So I need some help.
  1. What could be some motivations for the main character?
  2. How can I explain dinosaurs still existing in modern times?
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